#modern-parenting — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #modern-parenting, aggregated by home.social.
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Ah, the joys of modern parenting, where your newborn is just another node in your personal cloud infrastructure! 😅 Forget lullabies—it's all about versioned snapshots and sync methods now. Because, of course, every exhausted parent knows the key to raising a child is to treat them like an #overengineered database in a swamp. 💻🌿
https://thepotato.tech/posts/i-put-my-son-in-a-swamp/ #modernparenting #techhumor #cloudinfrastructure #parentingstruggles #HackerNews #ngated -
Her daughter said she doesn’t want to be ‘big’ like her. She responded with perfect composure.
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Smart mom leaves babysitter a list of ‘add-on’ chores to make more money if she chooses
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Her daughter said she doesn't want to be 'big' like her. She responded with perfect composure.
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SHORTS 167: Your Adult Kid Swings from Cranes and Your Steaks are Underdone
Your Adult Kid Swings from Cranes and Your Steaks are Underdone From Into Your Head #podcast - IntoYourHead.ie #Podcasts #comedy #humour #PodcastClips #podcasters #podcasting #IntoYourHeadshorts #Parenting #YouthCulture #RiskyBehaviors #CraneClimbers #ModernParenting #urbanclimbing #CraneClimbing #UrbanExploration #YouthCulture #IntoYourHead #NealO'Carroll #Adventure #ParentalGuidance…
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My brother resides in the United Kingdom with his wife and children. Today, he completed installing FaceAge on his bedroom door, as a precautionary measure in case his kids unexpectedly enter the bedroom at an inopportune time.
#FaceAge #SmartHome #HomeAutomation #ParentLife #Privacy #TechSolutions #UKFamily #BedroomSecurity #FacialRecognition #ModernParenting #HomeTech #PrivacyMatters #TechDad #SmartDoor #FamilyTech
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In a shocking revelation that could alter the course of humanity, someone taught their toddler to read above age level 📚. Meanwhile, 3-year-olds everywhere continue to struggle with the complexities of peekaboo 😲. Bravo, Modern Parenting, your Nobel Prize awaits! 🎖️
https://www.theintrinsicperspective.com/p/how-i-taught-my-3-year-old-to-read #ModernParenting #ToddlerReading #ChildDevelopment #ParentingHumor #Achievement #HackerNews #ngated -
@Korfox Kontrollier sicherheitshalber, ob das belegte Brot nicht Asyl beantragen will. Lange genug abgelegen, können die sich sehr wohl weiter entwickeln, und der Schimmelpilz kann Bewusstsein erlangen.
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That feeling when your high school junior makes plans to bowl, shop, and see a movie with a friend -- a full afternoon/evening of commerce. But the mall says they have to be 18 or accompanied by an adult if it's after 2pm. wtf?!? 🤨
#ModernParenting #Philadelphia #FashionDistrict #FuckYourCurfew
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I have coffee, an average wifi connection and 3 hours of sunday morning kids activities time off to fill.
1 proposal deadline to meet
1 article to finalise
150 emails to clear.
180 items on the to do list*stretches fingers*
Let's do this...
