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A Raised Building And Babysitting And Androids

I had more dreams, and there was more to this detailed dream.

But now I can only remember part of the end of the dream.

I was in a fictional city.

Part of this dream took place during the day, and another part took place during the evening and / or night.

I can not remember if it started during the day or not.

But I do know that eventually, this part of the dream took place when it was darker outside.

In a field slightly at the edge of the city was a small tower-like place.

Not exactly a tower or a tree house.

But a building high off the ground with either stairs or a ladder leading up to it.

I possibly had false memories of having visited this place before in the past.

During this dream I possibly visited it on several different days.

I possibly even spent the night there.

My memory is unclear, but at some point I met a woman and a man with light-color skin.

They showed up at the building.

They were either divorced or they were a couple who had broken up.

But they had one or two children.

They would visit this place too sometimes.

Probably separately, but they probably happened to visit at the same time by chance.

Eventually they wanted me to babysit their kid or kids.

So I did and then left to where the woman worked to return her children.

I can not remember if this place had a secret passage that led to the business she worked at or not.

I just know that I entered an area where I was not supposed to be.

Most of her coworkers were androids.

I had to sneak around and pretend to be an android until I reached the areas open to customers.

But right before I reached this area.

Something else or someone else triggered an alarm.

So the androids went around looking for the threat.

I stood still on an upper area above the customer areas.

Until there was a chance for me to climb down and blend in with the customers.

The woman’s ex-husband or ex-boyfriend showed up.

He did not want to take the children with him.

So we waited for the woman.

The three of us started talking.

I handed off their children to them.

Then I woke up.

The end,

• John Jr

Smart mom leaves babysitter a list of ‘add-on’ chores to make more money if she chooses

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/mom-leaves-babysitter-list-of-add-on-chores-to-make-more-money-ex1/

Ma note : Babysitting (2014) ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ #EnRegardant https://trakt.tv/movies/babysitting-2014 #Babysitting #trakt

Je commence à regarder Babysitting (2014) #EnRegardant https://trakt.tv/movies/babysitting-2014 #Babysitting #trakt

DAS WAR EIN SCHÖNER TAG
mit meinen BroSis Nora und Sydney und den Kids.

Wir drei sind sehr verschieden, passen aber auf wundersame Art perfekt zusammen.
Der alte Mann und die beiden Mamas waren vor einigen Jahren noch wilde Saufkumpan:innen.
Dann kamen 4 ihre Kinder inmerhalb von 3,5 Jahren und nun sind wir sehr kooperative Freunde.

Schon Opa Richard sagte immer:
"Man lernt beim Saufen den ganzen Menschen kennen"

Es macht mir Spass, sie mit kostenlosem #Babysitting zu unterstützen.

#freunde

In a move that screams "what could possibly go wrong?", #Amazon has decided that its senior engineers should now play babysitter to their #AI overlords 🤖👶. Because clearly, the solution to tech outages is more red tape and less common sense. Welcome to the #future, where #accountability is just a signature away! 🖊️💡
https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/03/after-outages-amazon-to-make-senior-engineers-sign-off-on-ai-assisted-changes/ #babysitting #techoversight #HackerNews #ngated

Max Relax

#Pets #Dogs #Relaxed #Babysitting #EditedToAddAltText

🚨 BREAKING: #Congress thinks Silicon Valley should babysit your kids! 🤖🙄 Apparently, politicians are too busy not doing their jobs to notice that turning tech giants into nannies is like asking a shark to guard the fish tank. 🦈📱 #ParentingFail
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/01/congress-wants-hand-your-parenting-big-tech #SiliconValley #Babysitting #ParentingFail #TechGiants #NannyShark #HackerNews #ngated

Nun, liebe Toots, der alte Mann ist nach knapp 2 Tagen Babysitting / Kidkeeping wieder auf dem heimischen Sofa.

Von gestern am Vormittag bis heute am Morgen die Zwillinge (3 Monate) gemeinsam mit einer verständlicherweise mittelgradig überforderten Mutter. Der Papa musste notfallmässig ins Ausland.

Heute der 3 jährige, für den ich inzwischen Familienmitglied, Kuschelbär, Kampfgefährte, Lego-Meister und nebeneinander-sitz-und-PeppaPig-guck-Kumpel bin.

Bin hundemüde!

#Babysitting
#Kidkeeping

Die ersten Abend mit Linn vergesse ich nie.
Sie war damals 3 Monate und ich 30 Jahre.
Mein erstes #Babysitting

Heute meckern die Leute, dass ich mich nicht an ihre Namen erinnern kann
oder ihre dummen Gesichter vergesse.

LEUTE !! ich mach den Job schon seit 70 Jahren.
Meine Festplatte ist schon lange voll,
es gibt keine Updates mehr,
hier und da tropft Betriebsflüssigkeit raus und
der Accu ... na, ja ... ach lassen wir das.

Der alte #Cyborg packt sich jez mal auf seine Ladestation.

heute passe ich bis ca. 11 auf ein kind auf, es ist glaub 4 und kommt gleicxh, es bringt stifte mit und ich hab schon einen block hingelegt, damit sollten die 3 stunden schön reichhaltig gestaltet sein, das war ja eimfach! kinder sind so pflegeleicht :) #babysitting

Passend zu meinem letzen Toot:

Ich weiss nicht, wie die diesbezügliche #Statistik bei uns ausschaut.
Offenbar aber mögen die Schweizer:innen lieber Hunde als Kinder.

Da kann ich nicht so richtig mitreden, weil ich #Kinder und #Hunde gleichermassen mag.
Jedes für seine ganz ureigene "Art of Being" und beide mögen mich ... meistens.

Beim #Babysitting und "Peppa Pig" sitzt das Kind auf meinem einen Bein, während der Hund am Anderen lehnt. Alle einträchtig und friedlich.

https://www.srf.ch/news/gesellschaft/trend-zu-neuem-familienmodell-hund-statt-kind-vierbeiner-als-vollwertige-familienmitglieder

Olivia wants you to know that many good time slots are still available through August!

#DanBongino #Babysitting #USPol

Hatte grad ne Prügelei mit nem 2 1/2 jährigen!
Hab sowas von den Kürzeren gezogen.

Ich dann so: "Oh Alter Du stinkst"
Er hält mir seine Rückseite hin, zum Schnuppern

Ich so: "Oh mein Gott ... willst Du die Windel wechseln, Alter?"

Er so: "Ja, Alter"

Wir beide: massive Lachkrämpfe 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

#babysitting

Film Review: The Babysitters

Link: https://film-book.com/the-babysitters/?fsp_sid=54572

#2007independentfilm #2007TheBabysitters #AndyComeau #babysitting #callgirlservice #CynthiaNixon #DavidRoss #filmreview #filmreviewTheBabysitters #JohnLeguizamo #KatherineWaterston #MovieReview #moviereviewTheBabysitters #PeaceArchReleasing #reviewTheBabysitters #TheBabysitters #TheBabysitters2007 #TheBabysittersfilmreview #TheBabysittersmoviereview #TheBabysittersreview

Heute ist #Babysitting - Tag.
Ich freue mich auf den kleinen Verhaltensforscher

Er ist neugierig und klug, lernt schnell, bleibt dabei aber eigensinnig und ist immer für einen gemeinsamen Blödsinn zu begeistern

Zwischendurch hat er so seine eigenen Ideen

- Hauskatzen jagen
- versuchen auf dem Hund zu reiten
- auf den Fernseher zeigen und "Peppa" sagen

Dann sitzen wir beide auf dem Kindersofa und gucken gleichermassen begeistert Zeichentrickschweine

Euch, liebe Toots, auch einen schönen Tag!

#Denver 3-year-old bravely saves #greatgrandma after she fell outside while #babysitting him

https://www.upworthy.com/denver-boy-saves-grandma-ex1

Babysitting a 6-year-old nephew and a 4-year-old niece is nothing compared to the power of a 12-year-old dog demanding pats and belly rubs.

#Babysitting

Finally, we've just launched a new series of free creative prompts based on super-short films that are bite-sized for kids' attention spans.

Watch a film that's as short as one minute, then springboard off a prompt for reflection, journaling, discussion or creative writing.

We offer prompts for a super short films across a range of subjects and themes, suitable for kids of al ages. (Yes, the films and prompts are all free.) /4

https://journeysinfilm.org/articles/watch-and-write-new-classroom-warm-up-tool/

@education @film #Parenting #Families #MediaLiteracy #Childcare #Babysitting #Homeschooling #Education #ShortFilm

We also offer free lesson plans and activities, for children as young as 8 years, across a range of school subjects. These are great for homeschooling and classroom use -- and they can provide fun, educational ways to keep kids busy and learning.

Several guides include hands-on arts and crafts activities, like the instructions for making a bug kite for the free short film The Love Bugs. (For ages 8 and up).

Many lessons also include printable hand-outs that kids can work on solo.

Some guides are also available in Spanish and Portuguese.

We offer lesson plans & activities for He Named Me Malala, The Boy Who Harnessed The Wind, Whale Rider and more!

Learn more at the link below and read on for some fun short film activities in the next post. /3

https://journeysinfilm.org/articles/make-teaching-easy-with-classroom-ready-lesson-plans/

#Parenting #Families #MediaLiteracy #Childcare #Babysitting #Homeschooling #GlobalEducation #Education @education

Our free film discussion guides are appropriate for children as young as 8 years old. They can help students dig deeper into the facts and themes of a film -- on their own, in discussion with others, or as a prompt for journaling and reflection.

Some of our guides are also available in Spanish.

We offer discussion guides for:
- Short films like Golden Age Karate (5 minutes);
- Disney films like Hidden Figures;
- Documentaries like Jane about Dr. Jane Goodall;
- Docu-series like Genius about Albert Einstein;
- and more!

Learn more at the link below and read on for even more resources in the next post. 2/3

https://journeysinfilm.org/articles/discussion-guides-make-screening-films-easy/

#Parenting #Families #MediaLiteracy #Childcare #Babysitting #Homeschooling #GlobalEducation #Education @education

Liebe Toots

Heute ein Termin nach dem anderen.

Aber #Babysitting war prima ... als Mami wieder nach Hause kam, hatten wir die Schienen der Legobahn vom Kinderzimmer, durch die Küche, bis ins Elternschlafzimmer verlegt ... sicher 10-12 m.
Mit Brücken, Weichen und Nebengleisen.

Mami so: "Was habt ihr denn da gemacht?!"
Ihr Sprössling und ich etwas betreten.
Ich so: "Das war'n wir nich"
Sprössling schüttelt intensiv den Kopf, dann so: "Wir ... nich"

Mit dem Mann kann ich arbeiten!

Gute Nacht 🌟

Gestern #Babysitting - Day
Ich wurde angepinkelt, vollgeschissen, angeschrien, an der Nase rumgeführt, belogen, aufs Knie geboxt, verpetzt, ignoriert, ausgetrickst, gemobt, beraubt und unter Gejohle gefesselt.

Freue ❤ mich aufs nächste Mal 😄

WARUM #BABYSITTING ?

Es gibt für mich drei Gründe:

1. Ich mache das derzeit nur unendgeltlich für Freunde um junge Familien zu unterstützen.
> Das ist meine Art in die Zukunft zu investieren
2. Es fühlt sich an wie ein natürliches Bedürfnis, sich um Kinder zu kümmern.
> "Es braucht ein ganzes Dorf um ein Kind gross zu ziehen"
3. Ich fühle mich verantwortlich, der "Dirty old man" - Zuschreibung etwas entgegen zu setzen
> Alte #Männer werden in unserer Gesellschaft auch diskriminiert

#wahl_opa

I'm learning a lot about taking naps from these toddler twins today. Some top strategies for falling asleep include:
- pulling legs fully out from under the covers and over your head
- demon clown laughing
- touching everything within reach
- saying "wake up" to anyone with their eyes closed
- constant rolling around

And the top strat:
- keep legs moving at all times

#toddlers #naptime #twins #naps #babysitting

Just told three kids (my best friend's brood) one of my patent-pending "boring bedtime stories" that contains almost no plot and way too much description and details, but it did not work with the three year old twins at all! Their older brother is asleep, and I think drifted off way before I finished. I've been making up these stories for him for years, but the twins were very invested in the frogs trying to get rid of the stork in their pond.
#babysitting #bedtimestories #twins #toddlers

Man Complains About Paying #MIL $3K For #Babysitting, Now Stuck With A $3.6K #Daycare Bill

https://www.boredpanda.com/man-unhappy-mils-babysit-price/