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  1. CW: Disgusting word badly spelt. Please don't read..

    @chrisbloom why do folks insist on calling juice from a nut "milk"? It's not f'kn milk. It will never be f'kn milk. It's nut juice.

    For #baristas: it doesn't manage the addition of steam properly.
    It will never texture properly.
    Production of a single #almond nut takes 13litres of water.
    Almond #farmers are cvnts.
    Almond milk #fharmers are cvnts
    People who #recommend the use of almond nut juice are also cvnts.

    People who drink $7 cups of coffee containing #nut #juice are also cvnts.

    Simple really.

  2. CW: Disgusting word badly spelt. Please don't read..

    @chrisbloom why do folks insist on calling juice from a nut "milk"? It's not f'kn milk. It will never be f'kn milk. It's nut juice.

    For #baristas: it doesn't manage the addition of steam properly.
    It will never texture properly.
    Production of a single #almond nut takes 13litres of water.
    Almond #farmers are cvnts.
    Almond milk #fharmers are cvnts
    People who #recommend the use of almond nut juice are also cvnts.

    People who drink $7 cups of coffee containing #nut #juice are also cvnts.

    Simple really.

  3. CW: Disgusting word badly spelt. Please don't read..

    @chrisbloom why do folks insist on calling juice from a nut "milk"? It's not f'kn milk. It will never be f'kn milk. It's nut juice.

    For #baristas: it doesn't manage the addition of steam properly.
    It will never texture properly.
    Production of a single #almond nut takes 13litres of water.
    Almond #farmers are cvnts.
    Almond milk #fharmers are cvnts
    People who #recommend the use of almond nut juice are also cvnts.

    People who drink $7 cups of coffee containing #nut #juice are also cvnts.

    Simple really.

  4. CW: Disgusting word badly spelt. Please don't read..

    @chrisbloom why do folks insist on calling juice from a nut "milk"? It's not f'kn milk. It will never be f'kn milk. It's nut juice.

    For #baristas: it doesn't manage the addition of steam properly.
    It will never texture properly.
    Production of a single #almond nut takes 13litres of water.
    Almond #farmers are cvnts.
    Almond milk #fharmers are cvnts
    People who #recommend the use of almond nut juice are also cvnts.

    People who drink $7 cups of coffee containing #nut #juice are also cvnts.

    Simple really.

  5. CW: Disgusting word badly spelt. Please don't read..

    @chrisbloom why do folks insist on calling juice from a nut "milk"? It's not f'kn milk. It will never be f'kn milk. It's nut juice.

    For #baristas: it doesn't manage the addition of steam properly.
    It will never texture properly.
    Production of a single #almond nut takes 13litres of water.
    Almond #farmers are cvnts.
    Almond milk #fharmers are cvnts
    People who #recommend the use of almond nut juice are also cvnts.

    People who drink $7 cups of coffee containing #nut #juice are also cvnts.

    Simple really.

  6. @christinebeeton imagine if that had been one of our wedge tailed #eagles. Another of our iconic #wildlife #species with females standing up to 42" tall. Huge #birds. Beautiful to see.

    An Australian #farmer would have shot it and hung it on a fence.

    Anyone ever heard the expression "a #kangaroo short in the top paddock"?

    It means not all there. Something's missing in the DNA that makes Australian #fharmers personally responsible for the greatest #mammalian #extinctions on the planet. Ever.

    Australian #agriculture is only ever about #killing things. Even #grain growers. Everything gets #killed, that can't directly become a dollar.

  7. @christinebeeton imagine if that had been one of our wedge tailed #eagles. Another of our iconic #wildlife #species with females standing up to 42" tall. Huge #birds. Beautiful to see.

    An Australian #farmer would have shot it and hung it on a fence.

    Anyone ever heard the expression "a #kangaroo short in the top paddock"?

    It means not all there. Something's missing in the DNA that makes Australian #fharmers personally responsible for the greatest #mammalian #extinctions on the planet. Ever.

    Australian #agriculture is only ever about #killing things. Even #grain growers. Everything gets #killed, that can't directly become a dollar.

  8. @christinebeeton imagine if that had been one of our wedge tailed #eagles. Another of our iconic #wildlife #species with females standing up to 42" tall. Huge #birds. Beautiful to see.

    An Australian #farmer would have shot it and hung it on a fence.

    Anyone ever heard the expression "a #kangaroo short in the top paddock"?

    It means not all there. Something's missing in the DNA that makes Australian #fharmers personally responsible for the greatest #mammalian #extinctions on the planet. Ever.

    Australian #agriculture is only ever about #killing things. Even #grain growers. Everything gets #killed, that can't directly become a dollar.

  9. @christinebeeton imagine if that had been one of our wedge tailed #eagles. Another of our iconic #wildlife #species with females standing up to 42" tall. Huge #birds. Beautiful to see.

    An Australian #farmer would have shot it and hung it on a fence.

    Anyone ever heard the expression "a #kangaroo short in the top paddock"?

    It means not all there. Something's missing in the DNA that makes Australian #fharmers personally responsible for the greatest #mammalian #extinctions on the planet. Ever.

    Australian #agriculture is only ever about #killing things. Even #grain growers. Everything gets #killed, that can't directly become a dollar.

  10. @christinebeeton imagine if that had been one of our wedge tailed #eagles. Another of our iconic #wildlife #species with females standing up to 42" tall. Huge #birds. Beautiful to see.

    An Australian #farmer would have shot it and hung it on a fence.

    Anyone ever heard the expression "a #kangaroo short in the top paddock"?

    It means not all there. Something's missing in the DNA that makes Australian #fharmers personally responsible for the greatest #mammalian #extinctions on the planet. Ever.

    Australian #agriculture is only ever about #killing things. Even #grain growers. Everything gets #killed, that can't directly become a dollar.

  11. I'm feeling very lucky at the moment. My instance @mastodon.au have increased us to 2000 characters.

    I believe every group of living beings should have a collective noun.

    Please add your thoughts as they occur and see if you can assist my #gofundme

    My first thoughts are:
    A #riot of #environmental #activists.
    A #shitfight of #politicians.
    A #vadge of female #mining #magnates.
    A #destruction of #coal #miners
    A #cacaphony of mall #shoppers.
    A #misery of #wildlife #carers.
    A #fuckup of #farmers
    A #quietly of #librarians
    A #fuckyou of #police #officers
    A #murder of #Adelaide #Crows #Fans

    Give a chance to #Australia's #kangaroos before our #environmentally #destructive #fharmers and/or #farmers kill them all.

    #KangaroosOfMastodon
    gofund.me/b3f006c4

  12. I'm feeling very lucky at the moment. My instance @mastodon.au have increased us to 2000 characters.

    I believe every group of living beings should have a collective noun.

    Please add your thoughts as they occur and see if you can assist my #gofundme

    My first thoughts are:
    A #riot of #environmental #activists.
    A #shitfight of #politicians.
    A #vadge of female #mining #magnates.
    A #destruction of #coal #miners
    A #cacaphony of mall #shoppers.
    A #misery of #wildlife #carers.
    A #fuckup of #farmers
    A #quietly of #librarians
    A #fuckyou of #police #officers
    A #murder of #Adelaide #Crows #Fans

    Give a chance to #Australia's #kangaroos before our #environmentally #destructive #fharmers and/or #farmers kill them all.

    #KangaroosOfMastodon
    gofund.me/b3f006c4

  13. I'm feeling very lucky at the moment. My instance @mastodon.au have increased us to 2000 characters.

    I believe every group of living beings should have a collective noun.

    Please add your thoughts as they occur and see if you can assist my #gofundme

    My first thoughts are:
    A #riot of #environmental #activists.
    A #shitfight of #politicians.
    A #vadge of female #mining #magnates.
    A #destruction of #coal #miners
    A #cacaphony of mall #shoppers.
    A #misery of #wildlife #carers.
    A #fuckup of #farmers
    A #quietly of #librarians
    A #fuckyou of #police #officers
    A #murder of #Adelaide #Crows #Fans

    Give a chance to #Australia's #kangaroos before our #environmentally #destructive #fharmers and/or #farmers kill them all.

    #KangaroosOfMastodon
    gofund.me/b3f006c4

  14. I'm feeling very lucky at the moment. My instance @mastodon.au have increased us to 2000 characters.

    I believe every group of living beings should have a collective noun.

    Please add your thoughts as they occur and see if you can assist my #gofundme

    My first thoughts are:
    A #riot of #environmental #activists.
    A #shitfight of #politicians.
    A #vadge of female #mining #magnates.
    A #destruction of #coal #miners
    A #cacaphony of mall #shoppers.
    A #misery of #wildlife #carers.
    A #fuckup of #farmers
    A #quietly of #librarians
    A #fuckyou of #police #officers
    A #murder of #Adelaide #Crows #Fans

    Give a chance to #Australia's #kangaroos before our #environmentally #destructive #fharmers and/or #farmers kill them all.

    #KangaroosOfMastodon
    gofund.me/b3f006c4

  15. I'm feeling very lucky at the moment. My instance @mastodon.au have increased us to 2000 characters.

    I believe every group of living beings should have a collective noun.

    Please add your thoughts as they occur and see if you can assist my #gofundme

    My first thoughts are:
    A #riot of #environmental #activists.
    A #shitfight of #politicians.
    A #vadge of female #mining #magnates.
    A #destruction of #coal #miners
    A #cacaphony of mall #shoppers.
    A #misery of #wildlife #carers.
    A #fuckup of #farmers
    A #quietly of #librarians
    A #fuckyou of #police #officers
    A #murder of #Adelaide #Crows #Fans

    Give a chance to #Australia's #kangaroos before our #environmentally #destructive #fharmers and/or #farmers kill them all.

    #KangaroosOfMastodon
    gofund.me/b3f006c4

  16. @Bellingen One can only hope it's not a repeat of the federal Labor promise to stop live exports for #fharmers..

  17. @Bellingen One can only hope it's not a repeat of the federal Labor promise to stop live exports for #fharmers..

  18. @Bellingen One can only hope it's not a repeat of the federal Labor promise to stop live exports for #fharmers..

  19. @Bellingen One can only hope it's not a repeat of the federal Labor promise to stop live exports for #fharmers..