#fharmers — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #fharmers, aggregated by home.social.
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CW: Disgusting word badly spelt. Please don't read..
@chrisbloom why do folks insist on calling juice from a nut "milk"? It's not f'kn milk. It will never be f'kn milk. It's nut juice.
For #baristas: it doesn't manage the addition of steam properly.
It will never texture properly.
Production of a single #almond nut takes 13litres of water.
Almond #farmers are cvnts.
Almond milk #fharmers are cvnts
People who #recommend the use of almond nut juice are also cvnts.People who drink $7 cups of coffee containing #nut #juice are also cvnts.
Simple really.
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@godlessmom that describes most #Australian #fharmers. LoL.
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@christinebeeton imagine if that had been one of our wedge tailed #eagles. Another of our iconic #wildlife #species with females standing up to 42" tall. Huge #birds. Beautiful to see.
An Australian #farmer would have shot it and hung it on a fence.
Anyone ever heard the expression "a #kangaroo short in the top paddock"?
It means not all there. Something's missing in the DNA that makes Australian #fharmers personally responsible for the greatest #mammalian #extinctions on the planet. Ever.
Australian #agriculture is only ever about #killing things. Even #grain growers. Everything gets #killed, that can't directly become a dollar.
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I'm feeling very lucky at the moment. My instance @mastodon.au have increased us to 2000 characters.
I believe every group of living beings should have a collective noun.
Please add your thoughts as they occur and see if you can assist my #gofundme
My first thoughts are:
A #riot of #environmental #activists.
A #shitfight of #politicians.
A #vadge of female #mining #magnates.
A #destruction of #coal #miners
A #cacaphony of mall #shoppers.
A #misery of #wildlife #carers.
A #fuckup of #farmers
A #quietly of #librarians
A #fuckyou of #police #officers
A #murder of #Adelaide #Crows #FansGive a chance to #Australia's #kangaroos before our #environmentally #destructive #fharmers and/or #farmers kill them all.