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Contrary to news reports, the president's Happy 80th Dementia Day festival will be going ahead with the scheduled popular music acts, including:

Kid Rock
Kid Rock dressed as Martina McBride
Kid Rock dressed as Bret Michaels
Kid Rock dressed as The Commodores
Kid Rock dressed as Young MC
And the headliner duet, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock dressed as Vanilla Ice

And (wink, wink) there may be a performance by an unannounced, egocentric, be-diapered special guest! Get your gold-spray-painted dancing shoes ready!

Be there!

#USPol #GreatAmericanStateFair #DementiaDonnie #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #KidRock #wah #tantrum #gold #goldy #tacky

Contrary to news reports, the president's Happy 80th Dementia Day festival will be going ahead with the scheduled popular music acts, including:

Kid Rock
Kid Rock dressed as Martina McBride
Kid Rock dressed as Bret Michaels
Kid Rock dressed as The Commodores
Kid Rock dressed as Young MC
And the headliner duet, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock dressed as Vanilla Ice

And (wink, wink) there may be a performance by an unannounced, egocentric, be-diapered special guest! Get your gold-spray-painted dancing shoes ready!

Be there!

#USPol #GreatAmericanStateFair #DementiaDonnie #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #KidRock #wah #tantrum #gold #goldy #tacky

Contrary to news reports, the president's Happy 80th Dementia Day festival will be going ahead with the scheduled popular music acts, including:

Kid Rock
Kid Rock dressed as Martina McBride
Kid Rock dressed as Bret Michaels
Kid Rock dressed as The Commodores
Kid Rock dressed as Young MC
And the headliner duet, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock dressed as Vanilla Ice

And (wink, wink) there may be a performance by an unannounced, egocentric, be-diapered special guest! Get your gold-spray-painted dancing shoes ready!

Be there!

#USPol #GreatAmericanStateFair #DementiaDonnie #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #KidRock #wah #tantrum #gold #goldy #tacky

Contrary to news reports, the president's Happy 80th Dementia Day festival will be going ahead with the scheduled popular music acts, including:

Kid Rock
Kid Rock dressed as Martina McBride
Kid Rock dressed as Bret Michaels
Kid Rock dressed as The Commodores
Kid Rock dressed as Young MC
And the headliner duet, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock dressed as Vanilla Ice

And (wink, wink) there may be a performance by an unannounced, egocentric, be-diapered special guest! Get your gold-spray-painted dancing shoes ready!

Be there!

#USPol #GreatAmericanStateFair #DementiaDonnie #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #KidRock #wah #tantrum #gold #goldy #tacky

Contrary to news reports, the president's Happy 80th Dementia Day festival will be going ahead with the scheduled popular music acts, including:

Kid Rock
Kid Rock dressed as Martina McBride
Kid Rock dressed as Bret Michaels
Kid Rock dressed as The Commodores
Kid Rock dressed as Young MC
And the headliner duet, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock dressed as Vanilla Ice

And (wink, wink) there may be a performance by an unannounced, egocentric, be-diapered special guest! Get your gold-spray-painted dancing shoes ready!

Be there!

#USPol #GreatAmericanStateFair #DementiaDonnie #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #KidRock #wah #tantrum #gold #goldy #tacky

SCENE: INTERIOR, WHITE HOUSE. SUNNY, MID-MORNING.

Deputy Chief of Staff: Hi, Susie.

Chief of Staff: Hey, Dan. What's up?

DCOS: Is The Donald up yet?

COS: I haven't seen him. Why?

DCOS: You probably want to keep him from seeing this newest Canadian poll. 70% of Canadians wish Trump was dead.

COS: Hmm. Well, given his provocations, 70% isn't actually too bad.

DCOS: The other 30% want to piss on the corpse.

#WhiteHouse #USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #MicroFiction #dead #piss #corpse #poll #Canadian #Canada #CanPol