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  1. Now that #Carney has (finally) decided to stop trying to appease the orange menace, who can't be trusted to honour a deal he himself makes, we should start making the hard decisions.

    For one, cancel the F-35 deal - at least anything we're not 100% legally committed to. Partner with Saab and build the Gripen here in Canada.

    Ideally I'd like to take the handful of F-35s we already have, land them on the White House lawn, and set them on fire.

    #CanPol #USPol #F35 #Gripen #Saab #SaabGripen #gangster #liar #idiot #DipshitDonnie #MarkCarney #Canada #PrimeMinister

  2. BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.

    Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!

    Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.

    BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.

    Judge: What BS is this?

    Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>

    Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...

    Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.

    BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.

    Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.

    BBC: <snort>

    Judge: Horseshit.

    Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>

    BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>

    storage.courtlistener.com/reca

    [1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.

    #USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery