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  1. @lauren

    No, he doesn't care about it. He cares about very little.

    Sorry to be crude, but I previously said about the man "If he can't eat it, fuck it, or skim a buck off the top of it, then it may as well not exist as far as he's concerned."

    #crude #sweary #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie

  2. @EdwinG

    So, any MAGA / Trump-voter types out there, if you just had your long-held summer vacation flights cancelled out from under you, have fun booking new tickets now that ticket prices have doubled due to inflated fuel costs because Dipshit Donnie started the next forever war in the middle east. At least you know who to blame!

    To any sane people out there also affected by this, you have my empathy.

    #USPol #schadenfreude #DipshitDonnie #Trump #MangoMussolini #OilCrisis #Hormuz #war #Iran #FAFO #consequences #MAGA

  3. I have a serious conflict in my desires.

    I really want to see a photograph [1] of Dipshit Donnie at his desk in the oval office, with one of those twisty metal wires and colourful wooden beads toy things you see on the floor in the waiting rooms of doctors and dentists in front of him.

    But I don't want it generated with "AI". I still have my ethics and principles.

    [1] Doctored, obviously. Or given his trajectory, maybe it's just a matter of waiting another two weeks.

    #USPol #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #Trump #infantile #senescent

  4. Crowdfund campaign for "first journalist to ask Trump in a public press scrum 'Mr. President, why are you such an asshole?'"

    #USPol #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #asshole #crowdfund

  5. I was going to hold a "Wicker Man"-type festival this summer and burn an effigy of Trump, but it turned out I can't afford that much hay and wicker. I could manage a Karoline Leavitt, maybe, but I don't think attendance would be high enough. Pete Hegseth would be too dangerous, much too high concentration of ethanol fumes.

    Oh, well.

    #WickerMan #burn #effigy #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #USPol #Hegseth #PeteHegseth #festival #AManCanDream #ethanol

  6. I was going to hold a "Wicker Man"-type festival this summer and burn an effigy of Trump, but it turned out I can't afford that much hay and wicker. I could manage a Karoline Leavitt, maybe, but I don't think attendance would be high enough. Pete Hegseth would be too dangerous, much too high concentration of ethanol fumes.

    Oh, well.

    #WickerMan #burn #effigy #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #USPol #Hegseth #PeteHegseth #festival #AManCanDream #ethanol

  7. SCENE: INTERIOR, WHITE HOUSE. SUNNY, MID-MORNING.

    Deputy Chief of Staff: Hi, Susie.

    Chief of Staff: Hey, Dan. What's up?

    DCOS: Is The Donald up yet?

    COS: I haven't seen him. Why?

    DCOS: You probably want to keep him from seeing this newest Canadian poll. 70% of Canadians wish Trump was dead.

    COS: Hmm. Well, given his provocations, 70% isn't actually too bad.

    DCOS: The other 30% want to piss on the corpse.

    #WhiteHouse #USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #MicroFiction #dead #piss #corpse #poll #Canadian #Canada #CanPol

  8. The UN or the G7 or some such organization should hold a big conference with the heads of state of as many countries as possible attending.

    Invite Dipshit Donnie, too.

    But when he gets there, he finds it's just all the other heads of state sitting around telling stories about just how stupid/naive/credulous/ignorant/crass/illiterate/somnolent/flatulent/etc Donnie is. Broadcast live. Keep one camera on Donnie full-time so he doesn't just stalk out.

    He'll have an #aneurysm, OR he'll hide in shame for the rest of his miserable life. Either works for me.

    #Canada #CanadaPol #USPol #CAPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #G7 #UN #UnitedNations #stupid #naive #credulous #ignorant #crass #somnolent #flatulent #conference #illiterate