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  1. After watching the slow-motion car crash of US blustering and sabotage of a trade deal with Canada, I feel like we need to add another column - or at least another square - to the alignment chart.

    "Chaotic Stupid"

    #alignment #DandD #DungeonsAndDragons #neutral #chaotic #lawful #stupid #ChaoticStupid #CanPol #DipshitDonnie #USPol #CharacterSheet #Trump #Lutnick #HowardLutnick #trade #TradeDeal

  2. Now that #Carney has (finally) decided to stop trying to appease the orange menace, who can't be trusted to honour a deal he himself makes, we should start making the hard decisions.

    For one, cancel the F-35 deal - at least anything we're not 100% legally committed to. Partner with Saab and build the Gripen here in Canada.

    Ideally I'd like to take the handful of F-35s we already have, land them on the White House lawn, and set them on fire.

    #CanPol #USPol #F35 #Gripen #Saab #SaabGripen #gangster #liar #idiot #DipshitDonnie #MarkCarney #Canada #PrimeMinister

  3. So apparently Dipshit Donnie thinks Canada isn't managing our forests properly. We should be cleaning them out more.

    Dipshit Donnie has no idea what Canada is like.

    Dipshit Donnie has never even considered the possibility of a forest where the nearest road is 100 kilometers away - or further.

    Dipshit Donnie can't think in terms bigger than a golf course. So of course you can "manage" it.

    I would like to drop him in the middle of the remotest part of our most remote forest in the entire North, and invite him to re-evaluate his assessment of the wildfire situation.

    I wouldn't tell him we'll be pointing the bears at the spot where we drop him.

    #USPol #CanPol #ForestFire #wildfire #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #ignorant #moron #Trump

  4. So the man who illegally stole and kept documents classified as Top Secret and Eyes Only and NOFORN and then stored them in boxes in a disused bathroom accessible to the public now wants the US intelligence community to give him a written list of every intelligence agent in the land.

    I see no possible way that this could go wrong.

    dailymail.com/news/article-159

    (Npghnyyl, V frr rirel cbffvoyr jnl guvf pbhyq tb jebat.)

    #TopSecret #EyesOnly #NOFORN #bathroom #MarALago #USPol #Trump #idiot #DipshitDonnie #UsefulIdiot

  5. So the man who illegally stole and kept documents classified as Top Secret and Eyes Only and NOFORN and then stored them in boxes in a disused bathroom accessible to the public now wants the US intelligence community to give him a written list of every intelligence agent in the land.

    I see no possible way that this could go wrong.

    dailymail.com/news/article-159

    (Npghnyyl, V frr rirel cbffvoyr jnl guvf pbhyq tb jebat.)

    #TopSecret #EyesOnly #NOFORN #bathroom #MarALago #USPol #Trump #idiot #DipshitDonnie #UsefulIdiot

  6. So the man who illegally stole and kept documents classified as Top Secret and Eyes Only and NOFORN and then stored them in boxes in a disused bathroom accessible to the public now wants the US intelligence community to give him a written list of every intelligence agent in the land.

    I see no possible way that this could go wrong.

    dailymail.com/news/article-159

    (Npghnyyl, V frr rirel cbffvoyr jnl guvf pbhyq tb jebat.)

    #TopSecret #EyesOnly #NOFORN #bathroom #MarALago #USPol #Trump #idiot #DipshitDonnie #UsefulIdiot

  7. So the man who illegally stole and kept documents classified as Top Secret and Eyes Only and NOFORN and then stored them in boxes in a disused bathroom accessible to the public now wants the US intelligence community to give him a written list of every intelligence agent in the land.

    I see no possible way that this could go wrong.

    dailymail.com/news/article-159

    (Npghnyyl, V frr rirel cbffvoyr jnl guvf pbhyq tb jebat.)

    #TopSecret #EyesOnly #NOFORN #bathroom #MarALago #USPol #Trump #idiot #DipshitDonnie #UsefulIdiot

  8. So the man who illegally stole and kept documents classified as Top Secret and Eyes Only and NOFORN and then stored them in boxes in a disused bathroom accessible to the public now wants the US intelligence community to give him a written list of every intelligence agent in the land.

    I see no possible way that this could go wrong.

    dailymail.com/news/article-159

    (Npghnyyl, V frr rirel cbffvoyr jnl guvf pbhyq tb jebat.)

    #TopSecret #EyesOnly #NOFORN #bathroom #MarALago #USPol #Trump #idiot #DipshitDonnie #UsefulIdiot

  9. Contrary to news reports, the president's Happy 80th Dementia Day festival will be going ahead with the scheduled popular music acts, including:

    Kid Rock
    Kid Rock dressed as Martina McBride
    Kid Rock dressed as Bret Michaels
    Kid Rock dressed as The Commodores
    Kid Rock dressed as Young MC
    And the headliner duet, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock dressed as Vanilla Ice

    And (wink, wink) there may be a performance by an unannounced, egocentric, be-diapered special guest! Get your gold-spray-painted dancing shoes ready!

    Be there!

    #USPol #GreatAmericanStateFair #DementiaDonnie #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #KidRock #wah #tantrum #gold #goldy #tacky

  10. The UN or the G7 or some such organization should hold a big conference with the heads of state of as many countries as possible attending.

    Invite Dipshit Donnie, too.

    But when he gets there, he finds it's just all the other heads of state sitting around telling stories about just how stupid/naive/credulous/ignorant/crass/illiterate/somnolent/flatulent/etc Donnie is. Broadcast live. Keep one camera on Donnie full-time so he doesn't just stalk out.

    He'll have an #aneurysm, OR he'll hide in shame for the rest of his miserable life. Either works for me.

    #Canada #CanadaPol #USPol #CAPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #G7 #UN #UnitedNations #stupid #naive #credulous #ignorant #crass #somnolent #flatulent #conference #illiterate

  11. The UN or the G7 or some such organization should hold a big conference with the heads of state of as many countries as possible attending.

    Invite Dipshit Donnie, too.

    But when he gets there, he finds it's just all the other heads of state sitting around telling stories about just how stupid/naive/credulous/ignorant/crass/illiterate/somnolent/flatulent/etc Donnie is. Broadcast live. Keep one camera on Donnie full-time so he doesn't just stalk out.

    He'll have an #aneurysm, OR he'll hide in shame for the rest of his miserable life. Either works for me.

    #Canada #CanadaPol #USPol #CAPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #G7 #UN #UnitedNations #stupid #naive #credulous #ignorant #crass #somnolent #flatulent #conference #illiterate

  12. The UN or the G7 or some such organization should hold a big conference with the heads of state of as many countries as possible attending.

    Invite Dipshit Donnie, too.

    But when he gets there, he finds it's just all the other heads of state sitting around telling stories about just how stupid/naive/credulous/ignorant/crass/illiterate/somnolent/flatulent/etc Donnie is. Broadcast live. Keep one camera on Donnie full-time so he doesn't just stalk out.

    He'll have an #aneurysm, OR he'll hide in shame for the rest of his miserable life. Either works for me.

    #Canada #CanadaPol #USPol #CAPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #G7 #UN #UnitedNations #stupid #naive #credulous #ignorant #crass #somnolent #flatulent #conference #illiterate

  13. The UN or the G7 or some such organization should hold a big conference with the heads of state of as many countries as possible attending.

    Invite Dipshit Donnie, too.

    But when he gets there, he finds it's just all the other heads of state sitting around telling stories about just how stupid/naive/credulous/ignorant/crass/illiterate/somnolent/flatulent/etc Donnie is. Broadcast live. Keep one camera on Donnie full-time so he doesn't just stalk out.

    He'll have an #aneurysm, OR he'll hide in shame for the rest of his miserable life. Either works for me.

    #Canada #CanadaPol #USPol #CAPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #G7 #UN #UnitedNations #stupid #naive #credulous #ignorant #crass #somnolent #flatulent #conference #illiterate

  14. The UN or the G7 or some such organization should hold a big conference with the heads of state of as many countries as possible attending.

    Invite Dipshit Donnie, too.

    But when he gets there, he finds it's just all the other heads of state sitting around telling stories about just how stupid/naive/credulous/ignorant/crass/illiterate/somnolent/flatulent/etc Donnie is. Broadcast live. Keep one camera on Donnie full-time so he doesn't just stalk out.

    He'll have an #aneurysm, OR he'll hide in shame for the rest of his miserable life. Either works for me.

    #Canada #CanadaPol #USPol #CAPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #G7 #UN #UnitedNations #stupid #naive #credulous #ignorant #crass #somnolent #flatulent #conference #illiterate