#dipshitdonnie — Public Fediverse posts
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After watching the slow-motion car crash of US blustering and sabotage of a trade deal with Canada, I feel like we need to add another column - or at least another square - to the alignment chart.
"Chaotic Stupid"
#alignment #DandD #DungeonsAndDragons #neutral #chaotic #lawful #stupid #ChaoticStupid #CanPol #DipshitDonnie #USPol #CharacterSheet #Trump #Lutnick #HowardLutnick #trade #TradeDeal
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Now that #Carney has (finally) decided to stop trying to appease the orange menace, who can't be trusted to honour a deal he himself makes, we should start making the hard decisions.
For one, cancel the F-35 deal - at least anything we're not 100% legally committed to. Partner with Saab and build the Gripen here in Canada.
Ideally I'd like to take the handful of F-35s we already have, land them on the White House lawn, and set them on fire.
#CanPol #USPol #F35 #Gripen #Saab #SaabGripen #gangster #liar #idiot #DipshitDonnie #MarkCarney #Canada #PrimeMinister
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BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.
Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!
Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.
BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.
Judge: What BS is this?
Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>
Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...
Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.
BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.
Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.
BBC: <snort>
Judge: Horseshit.
Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>
BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382.104.0.pdf
[1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.
#USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery
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BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.
Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!
Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.
BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.
Judge: What BS is this?
Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>
Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...
Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.
BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.
Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.
BBC: <snort>
Judge: Horseshit.
Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>
BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382.104.0.pdf
[1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.
#USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery
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BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.
Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!
Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.
BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.
Judge: What BS is this?
Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>
Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...
Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.
BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.
Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.
BBC: <snort>
Judge: Horseshit.
Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>
BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382.104.0.pdf
[1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.
#USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery
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BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.
Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!
Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.
BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.
Judge: What BS is this?
Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>
Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...
Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.
BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.
Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.
BBC: <snort>
Judge: Horseshit.
Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>
BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382.104.0.pdf
[1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.
#USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery
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BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.
Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!
Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.
BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.
Judge: What BS is this?
Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>
Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...
Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.
BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.
Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.
BBC: <snort>
Judge: Horseshit.
Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>
BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382.104.0.pdf
[1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.
#USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery
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Marco Rubio said he's going to "dismantle" the International Criminal Court.
I'm sure the Nazis who were tried there post-WWII would also have liked to dismantle it. The only people with an interest in shutting down the International Criminal Court are International Criminals, and they know it.
Hang the lot of them.
#USPol #ICC #hanging #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #MarcoRubio #InternationalCriminalCourt
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So the man who illegally stole and kept documents classified as Top Secret and Eyes Only and NOFORN and then stored them in boxes in a disused bathroom accessible to the public now wants the US intelligence community to give him a written list of every intelligence agent in the land.
I see no possible way that this could go wrong.
(Npghnyyl, V frr rirel cbffvoyr jnl guvf pbhyq tb jebat.)
#TopSecret #EyesOnly #NOFORN #bathroom #MarALago #USPol #Trump #idiot #DipshitDonnie #UsefulIdiot
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Surely "Make America Green Again"?
#algae #pond #scum #DipshitDonnie #USPol #NotEasyBeingGreen #stagnant
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So, the Melon Felon posted this "truth" today.
This strikes me as an absolutely bizarre post, because it can be accurately rephrased as:
"Welcome home to victim Justo Betancourt, who been released from the concentration camp known as Alligator Auschwitz, which Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had built and operates at my suggestion as an effort to flatter and fluff me, and which my fascist stormtroopers threw him in after they rounded him up and illegally arrested him while violating pretty much every one of his constitutional and natural rights."
Odd thing to take credit for, particularly when he notes he didn't actually have anything to do with releasing him, and credits the victim's daughter for that effort.
#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #RonDesantis #FloridaMan #AlligatorAuschwitz #deranged #TruthSocial
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Contrary to news reports, the president's Happy 80th Dementia Day festival will be going ahead with the scheduled popular music acts, including:
Kid Rock
Kid Rock dressed as Martina McBride
Kid Rock dressed as Bret Michaels
Kid Rock dressed as The Commodores
Kid Rock dressed as Young MC
And the headliner duet, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock dressed as Vanilla IceAnd (wink, wink) there may be a performance by an unannounced, egocentric, be-diapered special guest! Get your gold-spray-painted dancing shoes ready!
Be there!
#USPol #GreatAmericanStateFair #DementiaDonnie #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #KidRock #wah #tantrum #gold #goldy #tacky
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The UN or the G7 or some such organization should hold a big conference with the heads of state of as many countries as possible attending.
Invite Dipshit Donnie, too.
But when he gets there, he finds it's just all the other heads of state sitting around telling stories about just how stupid/naive/credulous/ignorant/crass/illiterate/somnolent/flatulent/etc Donnie is. Broadcast live. Keep one camera on Donnie full-time so he doesn't just stalk out.
He'll have an #aneurysm, OR he'll hide in shame for the rest of his miserable life. Either works for me.
#Canada #CanadaPol #USPol #CAPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #G7 #UN #UnitedNations #stupid #naive #credulous #ignorant #crass #somnolent #flatulent #conference #illiterate