#dipshitdonnie — Public Fediverse posts
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After watching the slow-motion car crash of US blustering and sabotage of a trade deal with Canada, I feel like we need to add another column - or at least another square - to the alignment chart.
"Chaotic Stupid"
#alignment #DandD #DungeonsAndDragons #neutral #chaotic #lawful #stupid #ChaoticStupid #CanPol #DipshitDonnie #USPol #CharacterSheet #Trump #Lutnick #HowardLutnick #trade #TradeDeal
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Now that #Carney has (finally) decided to stop trying to appease the orange menace, who can't be trusted to honour a deal he himself makes, we should start making the hard decisions.
For one, cancel the F-35 deal - at least anything we're not 100% legally committed to. Partner with Saab and build the Gripen here in Canada.
Ideally I'd like to take the handful of F-35s we already have, land them on the White House lawn, and set them on fire.
#CanPol #USPol #F35 #Gripen #Saab #SaabGripen #gangster #liar #idiot #DipshitDonnie #MarkCarney #Canada #PrimeMinister
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The orange #dementia patient is now #sundowning in the middle of the day.
The U.S. bond market - also known as Treasury bills, T-bills, or government bonds - got decidedly shaky this week after a period of growing uncertainty. Primarily because US #debt is exploding and it is becoming clear to even the dumbest observers that things cannot continue the way they are.
And the expression "If something can not go on forever, then it will stop" applies here, and what it means is the end of the US #dollar as the de-facto world reserve #currency.
So the US #Treasury has been doing more and more drastic actions to try to prop up that bond market. #Bessent, the new head of the Fed, started trying to massage the "yield curve" by buying back long-term bonds with funds from selling more short-term #bonds, and it worked for a hot minute. Then things got shaky again the next day.
I'll let the news reporters take it from here:
> Trump was asked whether he had spoken with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent
> about "another type of intervention" after bond yields climbed back to multi-year highs.
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> "The ultimate intervention is our military," Trump said. "And if we have to use that, we will."Dear USAnians: your demented president is now threatening to use the US military against ... the US #bond market?
Your mainstream media should absolutely not be able to #sanewash this stupidity, but they probably will.
#USPol #DipshitDonnie #TBills #BondMarket #MangoMussolini #bankruptcy
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I did not have "Make Dengue Fever Great Again" on my 2026 USA bingo card.
#USPol #DengueFever #vaccine #vaccination #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #health #misinformation #MAGA
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TEHRAN - The Iranian government's official in charge of infrastructure in the country released a statement today, saying that the Strait of Hormuz will be closed immediately for urgently needed maintenance. The hinges on the gates have worn out much sooner than expected due to recent overuse, and need to be replaced. The Strait is expected to be repaired and back to regular closed status in two-to-three days.
#USPol #StraitOfHormuz #Iran #Trump #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #war #ForeverWar #Hormuz #IranWar #SchroedingersStrait #SchroedingersCat
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BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.
Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!
Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.
BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.
Judge: What BS is this?
Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>
Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...
Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.
BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.
Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.
BBC: <snort>
Judge: Horseshit.
Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>
BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382.104.0.pdf
[1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.
#USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery
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So the US is warning that Iranian state actors are "hacking' US power and water infrastructure and causing disturbances.
They say this like it's unfair, that it somehow crosses a line.
The US has been loudly, proudly bombing civilian infrastructure like power and water for some time, with constant threats of ramping it up further.
Seems like a case of the chickens coming home to roost rather than an unthinkable escalation.
#USPol #war #IranWar #hacking #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #NoFair #infrastructure
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Way to go, Dipshit Donnie!
#USPol #DipshitDonnie #oil #CrudeOil #OilPrices #fuel #MangoMussolini #Iran #Trump #affordability #economy #ItsTheEconomyStupid
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An excellent editorial from the Globe & Mail:
> But Mr. Trump does not behave according to any rational calculus.
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> It isn’t just that he has no understanding of policy, nor any knowledge of history to guide him;
> or that he conforms to none of the norms of custom, morality or law. It is that, even understood
> as a wholly self-involved, self-serving bundle of id, one whose only motive is self-aggrandizement
> and self-enrichment, Mr. Trump is incomprehensible. His actions make no sense even in terms
> of rational self-interest. It’s all just random impulses, fleeting grudges, synaptic burps, based
> on who spoke to him last, what he saw on TV or what he had for breakfast, for all I know.It's about how Canada shouldn't even try to appease him, because it doesn't matter - no matter what concessions we make, he's gonna do whatever he wants. And I've been saying that since he got back into the office and eliminated all the adults in the room that kept his first administration within spitting distance of normality.
Worth a read. Imagine any major US paper printing this.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-there-is-no-appeasing-donald-trump-or-deterring-him/#USPol #CanPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #MarkCarney #appeasement #OrangeUtan #CanadaStrong #NoSurrender
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So apparently Dipshit Donnie thinks Canada isn't managing our forests properly. We should be cleaning them out more.
Dipshit Donnie has no idea what Canada is like.
Dipshit Donnie has never even considered the possibility of a forest where the nearest road is 100 kilometers away - or further.
Dipshit Donnie can't think in terms bigger than a golf course. So of course you can "manage" it.
I would like to drop him in the middle of the remotest part of our most remote forest in the entire North, and invite him to re-evaluate his assessment of the wildfire situation.
I wouldn't tell him we'll be pointing the bears at the spot where we drop him.
#USPol #CanPol #ForestFire #wildfire #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #ignorant #moron #Trump
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This "51st state" crap just keeps coming back. I'm sick of it.
It's never going to happen voluntarily. There are some nutjob separatists who think they want it, but there aren't nearly as many of them as they think they have.
And Canada isn't going to be taken by force, either. If Mango Mussolini thinks the US military will cakewalk into Canada, he hasn't been paying attention to how well that's going for his friend Putin. I'll be resisting, even if it means I have to throttle invaders with my bare hands.
Sorry, just venting.
#CanPol #USPol #StrongAndFree #Canada #CanadaStrong #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #Trump #SlavaUkraini
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There's also the fact that the whole tariffs nonsense is due to Trump not understanding the difference between a trade deficit and a budgetary deficit. He only knows the latter, where "deficit" equals "money you lost".
It's the same with his nonsense about other countries emptying their mental institutions and sending the residents to the USA - he doesn't know that people claiming asylum are not, in fact, from mental asylums.
He's an idiot who can't stand to be corrected or instructed.
On tariffs and other trade impediments... he's gonna do what he's gonna do. Modifying your behaviour to try to earn goodwill from him is a fool's errand. Canada's leadership would do well to internalize that.
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Marco Rubio said he's going to "dismantle" the International Criminal Court.
I'm sure the Nazis who were tried there post-WWII would also have liked to dismantle it. The only people with an interest in shutting down the International Criminal Court are International Criminals, and they know it.
Hang the lot of them.
#USPol #ICC #hanging #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #MarcoRubio #InternationalCriminalCourt
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So the man who illegally stole and kept documents classified as Top Secret and Eyes Only and NOFORN and then stored them in boxes in a disused bathroom accessible to the public now wants the US intelligence community to give him a written list of every intelligence agent in the land.
I see no possible way that this could go wrong.
(Npghnyyl, V frr rirel cbffvoyr jnl guvf pbhyq tb jebat.)
#TopSecret #EyesOnly #NOFORN #bathroom #MarALago #USPol #Trump #idiot #DipshitDonnie #UsefulIdiot
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Reminder: Trump doesn't care if you hate him. He likes it! Love him or hate him, it's two sides of the same coin, because it means he's important to you.
What he cannot stand is if you laugh at him.
This is why the reflecting pool business will eat him from the inside out: he claimed to be the one experienced genius who could fix it, and it immediately went to shit, and everyone is laughing about his incompetence and bluster.
Keep laughing - publicly, loudly, directly.
#USPol #Trump #ego #love #hate #ridicule #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie
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A lesser-noticed provision of the Iran deal also grants them sole custody of the Epstein files.
#USPol #Iran #Trump #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Surely "Make America Green Again"?
#algae #pond #scum #DipshitDonnie #USPol #NotEasyBeingGreen #stagnant
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Unlike virtually any other statement coming out of this administration, this one rings true. Getting shitstains off marble is NOT easy.
#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #ShitStain #shit #KennedyCenter
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So, fellow #Canadians...
Now that the Orange Menace has dropped all pretense of considering us a friend and ally - not that he was trying very hard before - announcing his intent to not renew the #CUSMA free-trade agreement, can we please stop tip-toeing around "but that might make him angry and he could take trade action against us"?
It was clear all along that he was going to take whatever action he wanted - tariffs, bans, refusal to open the Gordie Howe bridge, whatever - whenever he wanted, in violation of any agreement in place anyway.
So let's play hardball, for once.
How about a federal ban on US alcohol products? I'm disappointed my province rescinded theirs.
When he wants to slap high tariffs on Canadian steel and aluminum, how about we put a large levy on potash shipped to the US?
When he starts threatening our sovereignty, how about we slap a 100% surcharge on electricity exports to the US? Or even better, turn them off altogether?
When he bans import of Canadian timber, or pork, or whatever other product the US oligarchs whisper in his ear for market protection about, how about we turn off the gas and oil pipelines feeding US refineries?
How about it, Mr. Prime Minister?
( @Paulatics )
#Canada #Carney #MarkCarney #TradeAgreement #Trump #USPol #CanPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie
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So, the Melon Felon posted this "truth" today.
This strikes me as an absolutely bizarre post, because it can be accurately rephrased as:
"Welcome home to victim Justo Betancourt, who been released from the concentration camp known as Alligator Auschwitz, which Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had built and operates at my suggestion as an effort to flatter and fluff me, and which my fascist stormtroopers threw him in after they rounded him up and illegally arrested him while violating pretty much every one of his constitutional and natural rights."
Odd thing to take credit for, particularly when he notes he didn't actually have anything to do with releasing him, and credits the victim's daughter for that effort.
#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #RonDesantis #FloridaMan #AlligatorAuschwitz #deranged #TruthSocial
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Contrary to news reports, the president's Happy 80th Dementia Day festival will be going ahead with the scheduled popular music acts, including:
Kid Rock
Kid Rock dressed as Martina McBride
Kid Rock dressed as Bret Michaels
Kid Rock dressed as The Commodores
Kid Rock dressed as Young MC
And the headliner duet, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock dressed as Vanilla IceAnd (wink, wink) there may be a performance by an unannounced, egocentric, be-diapered special guest! Get your gold-spray-painted dancing shoes ready!
Be there!
#USPol #GreatAmericanStateFair #DementiaDonnie #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #KidRock #wah #tantrum #gold #goldy #tacky
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So, #Trump went on a #butthurt rant today, against various legal decisions that have not gone his way in the last couple of days. Removing his ~~shitstain~~ name from the Kennedy Center was a big one, even though changing the name or adding a tribute to anyone else is actually forbidden by the law creating the place. Whoda thunk it?
But more interestingly, he accidentally told the #truth in it. Just like when he admitted he lost the 2020 election. Here's part of what he posted:
> “That is why, at a different level, and with different players, our Country lost the TARIFF
> Case, and is forced to pay back 149 Billion Dollars in money received from people who
> hate everything we stand for.”See that? He's referring to US companies that have applied for refunds of the tariffs they paid, in line with the court decision that those tariffs were unlawful. He's admitting, unwittingly [1], that the tariffs were paid by Americans, not by the foreign companies or countries.
Oops.
[1] I use the term knowingly.
#USPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #sweary #tariffs #fascism #fascist #SaidTheQuietPartOutLoud #shitstain #law #illegal
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No, he doesn't care about it. He cares about very little.
Sorry to be crude, but I previously said about the man "If he can't eat it, fuck it, or skim a buck off the top of it, then it may as well not exist as far as he's concerned."
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So, any MAGA / Trump-voter types out there, if you just had your long-held summer vacation flights cancelled out from under you, have fun booking new tickets now that ticket prices have doubled due to inflated fuel costs because Dipshit Donnie started the next forever war in the middle east. At least you know who to blame!
To any sane people out there also affected by this, you have my empathy.
#USPol #schadenfreude #DipshitDonnie #Trump #MangoMussolini #OilCrisis #Hormuz #war #Iran #FAFO #consequences #MAGA
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I have a serious conflict in my desires.
I really want to see a photograph [1] of Dipshit Donnie at his desk in the oval office, with one of those twisty metal wires and colourful wooden beads toy things you see on the floor in the waiting rooms of doctors and dentists in front of him.
But I don't want it generated with "AI". I still have my ethics and principles.
[1] Doctored, obviously. Or given his trajectory, maybe it's just a matter of waiting another two weeks.
#USPol #DipshitDonnie #MangoMussolini #Trump #infantile #senescent
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Crowdfund campaign for "first journalist to ask Trump in a public press scrum 'Mr. President, why are you such an asshole?'"
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If he wants ballroom, he should go up a size in diapers.
#USPol #4547 #DipshitDonnie #ballroom
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Sorry, Donnie, but you can't bomb your way into not being a pedophile rapist.
#USPol #DipshitDonnie #USA #MAGA #MangoMussolini #Epstein #Trump #EpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinFiles #pedophile #rapist #Iran #war #distraction #WagTheDog
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I was going to hold a "Wicker Man"-type festival this summer and burn an effigy of Trump, but it turned out I can't afford that much hay and wicker. I could manage a Karoline Leavitt, maybe, but I don't think attendance would be high enough. Pete Hegseth would be too dangerous, much too high concentration of ethanol fumes.
Oh, well.
#WickerMan #burn #effigy #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #USPol #Hegseth #PeteHegseth #festival #AManCanDream #ethanol