#mangomussolini — Public Fediverse posts

So, the Melon Felon posted this "truth" today.

This strikes me as an absolutely bizarre post, because it can be accurately rephrased as:

"Welcome home to victim Justo Betancourt, who been released from the concentration camp known as Alligator Auschwitz, which Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had built and operates at my suggestion as an effort to flatter and fluff me, and which my fascist stormtroopers threw him in after they rounded him up and illegally arrested him while violating pretty much every one of his constitutional and natural rights."

Odd thing to take credit for, particularly when he notes he didn't actually have anything to do with releasing him, and credits the victim's daughter for that effort.

#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #RonDesantis #FloridaMan #AlligatorAuschwitz #deranged #TruthSocial

Ya know, most people who haven't seen it wouldn't believe you when you told them there was a movie where Macauly Culkin was only the second-fugliest, annoying, smug asshole on screen.

#culkin #MacaulyCulkin #asshole #MangoMussolini #CheetoBenito #USPol #Trump #smug #fugly #annoying #movie #film #worst

So, just to make sure I get this right...

There's a senile codger who sits at home at night, alone with his grievances, no friends, a wife that detests him and refuses to be in the same room with him. He stews and stares at the TV, flipping around hoping to find people saying nice things about him.

Then, possibly triggered by whatever he sees on TV, or perhaps thermal noise in his degrading neurons, he comes up with some random, crazy thing, and he posts it to social media.

And then the US cabinet jumps up and says "Yes sir, what a great idea sir, we're on it sir".

Do I have that right?

I think others are correct. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords would be a *much* better basis for a system of government.

#USA #administration #USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #senile #senility #johnson #JohnsonNoise #thermal #noise #ThermalNoise #YesMen #sycophant #MontyPython #HolyGrail

@fixatedpersonsunit

We in Canada would love to see that, too.

A++ to Mango Mussolini for the grocer's apostrophe in his toot. Aliterate idiot.

#MangoMussolini #SeeFigureOne #SeeFigure1 #GrocersApostrophe #aliterate