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#MangoMussolini

Up here in #Canada, we're not a bunch of #assholes that won't keep our word. It's not like we'd do something as #stupid and #repugnant and self-destructive and immoral and unethical like demanding someone sign a deal with us, then immediately turn around and violate the terms of that deal, or #abrogate the deal entirely. What kind of #demented #goldfish-brained cognitively-impaired #drooling #moron would do that?

So if we've agreed to sell the US things, we're not going to just cut them off in violation of existing #treaties and #deals and #contracts. We're not like that.

But we don't want to be #boring, either. So we'll mix it up for anything destined for a Washington D.C. address. Every third package will contain a #surprise - angry wasp nest, unredacted box of #Trumpstein files, a loaded bear-trap, landmine, something along those lines.

If it turns out to be popular, we can expand the program to cover all the #MAGA states. It'll be fun!

#USPol #CanPol #idiot #Trump #MangoMussolini #TradeWar #honour #wasps #Epstein #JeffreyEpstein #EpsteinFiles #PedoPresident #PedophilePresident #BearTrap #landmine

Up here in #Canada, we're not a bunch of #assholes that won't keep our word. It's not like we'd do something as #stupid and #repugnant and self-destructive and immoral and unethical like demanding someone sign a deal with us, then immediately turn around and violate the terms of that deal, or #abrogate the deal entirely. What kind of #demented #goldfish-brained cognitively-impaired #drooling #moron would do that?

So if we've agreed to sell the US things, we're not going to just cut them off in violation of existing #treaties and #deals and #contracts. We're not like that.

But we don't want to be #boring, either. So we'll mix it up for anything destined for a Washington D.C. address. Every third package will contain a #surprise - angry wasp nest, unredacted box of #Trumpstein files, a loaded bear-trap, landmine, something along those lines.

If it turns out to be popular, we can expand the program to cover all the #MAGA states. It'll be fun!

#USPol #CanPol #idiot #Trump #MangoMussolini #TradeWar #honour #wasps #Epstein #JeffreyEpstein #EpsteinFiles #PedoPresident #PedophilePresident #BearTrap #landmine

Up here in #Canada, we're not a bunch of #assholes that won't keep our word. It's not like we'd do something as #stupid and #repugnant and self-destructive and immoral and unethical like demanding someone sign a deal with us, then immediately turn around and violate the terms of that deal, or #abrogate the deal entirely. What kind of #demented #goldfish-brained cognitively-impaired #drooling #moron would do that?

So if we've agreed to sell the US things, we're not going to just cut them off in violation of existing #treaties and #deals and #contracts. We're not like that.

But we don't want to be #boring, either. So we'll mix it up for anything destined for a Washington D.C. address. Every third package will contain a #surprise - angry wasp nest, unredacted box of #Trumpstein files, a loaded bear-trap, landmine, something along those lines.

If it turns out to be popular, we can expand the program to cover all the #MAGA states. It'll be fun!

#USPol #CanPol #idiot #Trump #MangoMussolini #TradeWar #honour #wasps #Epstein #JeffreyEpstein #EpsteinFiles #PedoPresident #PedophilePresident #BearTrap #landmine

Up here in #Canada, we're not a bunch of #assholes that won't keep our word. It's not like we'd do something as #stupid and #repugnant and self-destructive and immoral and unethical like demanding someone sign a deal with us, then immediately turn around and violate the terms of that deal, or #abrogate the deal entirely. What kind of #demented #goldfish-brained cognitively-impaired #drooling #moron would do that?

So if we've agreed to sell the US things, we're not going to just cut them off in violation of existing #treaties and #deals and #contracts. We're not like that.

But we don't want to be #boring, either. So we'll mix it up for anything destined for a Washington D.C. address. Every third package will contain a #surprise - angry wasp nest, unredacted box of #Trumpstein files, a loaded bear-trap, landmine, something along those lines.

If it turns out to be popular, we can expand the program to cover all the #MAGA states. It'll be fun!

#USPol #CanPol #idiot #Trump #MangoMussolini #TradeWar #honour #wasps #Epstein #JeffreyEpstein #EpsteinFiles #PedoPresident #PedophilePresident #BearTrap #landmine

Up here in #Canada, we're not a bunch of #assholes that won't keep our word. It's not like we'd do something as #stupid and #repugnant and self-destructive and immoral and unethical like demanding someone sign a deal with us, then immediately turn around and violate the terms of that deal, or #abrogate the deal entirely. What kind of #demented #goldfish-brained cognitively-impaired #drooling #moron would do that?

So if we've agreed to sell the US things, we're not going to just cut them off in violation of existing #treaties and #deals and #contracts. We're not like that.

But we don't want to be #boring, either. So we'll mix it up for anything destined for a Washington D.C. address. Every third package will contain a #surprise - angry wasp nest, unredacted box of #Trumpstein files, a loaded bear-trap, landmine, something along those lines.

If it turns out to be popular, we can expand the program to cover all the #MAGA states. It'll be fun!

#USPol #CanPol #idiot #Trump #MangoMussolini #TradeWar #honour #wasps #Epstein #JeffreyEpstein #EpsteinFiles #PedoPresident #PedophilePresident #BearTrap #landmine

"I'm going to unilaterally punish you for breaking rules that do not and have never existed and you better not retaliate or there will be big trouble" is, technically speaking, some form of international relations.

It is the stupidest, most counter-productive, hypocritical, internally inconsistent, and laughable form, but still. We don't expect much different from the #stupidest political regime in the history of North America.

I think I speak for much of Canada when I say, with all my heart, sincerely and truly, "Fuck you, Hoekstra" and "Fuck you, Trump".

Mr. Carney, it's time to grow a backbone to put behind those elbows you love talking about but don't actually seem to be capable of using.

#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DumbestStudentIEverTaught #Hoekstra #PeteHoekstra #PersonaNonGrata #Canada #InternationalRelations #diplomacy #swear #curse #Canada #Carney #MarkCarney #PrimeMinister #ElbowsUp

BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.

Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!

Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.

BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.

Judge: What BS is this?

Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>

Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...

Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.

BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.

Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.

BBC: <snort>

Judge: Horseshit.

Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>

BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382/gov.uscourts.flsd.703382.104.0.pdf

[1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.

#USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery

The UN or the G7 or some such organization should hold a big conference with the heads of state of as many countries as possible attending.

Invite Dipshit Donnie, too.

But when he gets there, he finds it's just all the other heads of state sitting around telling stories about just how stupid/naive/credulous/ignorant/crass/illiterate/somnolent/flatulent/etc Donnie is. Broadcast live. Keep one camera on Donnie full-time so he doesn't just stalk out.

He'll have an #aneurysm, OR he'll hide in shame for the rest of his miserable life. Either works for me.

#Canada #CanadaPol #USPol #CAPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #G7 #UN #UnitedNations #stupid #naive #credulous #ignorant #crass #somnolent #flatulent #conference #illiterate

So the #USAnians sent a "special envoy" to Greenland.

This is a #diplomatic faux pas to start with - #Greenland is an autonomous division of the #Danish kingdom, and so all diplomatic actions should (at least to start) be done by approaching Denmark, through the USA ambassador to Denmark. Bypassing that is Not Done. Extremely rude. Like, "drop your trousers and shit on the floor in front of the queen" #rude.

So that's bad enough.

But the *reason* for the envoy is to try to convince Greenland to #separate from #Denmark, and join the #USA. i.e. it's just another extension of the "We'll take Greenland" #bullshit the #insane #orange mental-defect-in-diapers was pushing a while back. This is, from a diplomatic standpoint, unspeakably rude. Unimaginably so. Simply unfathomable, except for the fact that the USA *elected* that #fascist #asshole to behave this way.

So the normal diplomatic response would be for the Danish PM to summon the USA #ambassador, and ask him for an explanation, and the ambassador would be expected to provide an #apology to some degree.

But given Trump's penchant for appointing his kind of c*cksuckers as ambassadors, and zero respect for any kind of #behavioural standards, the appropriate response here would be for the Danish PM to summon the USA ambassador, and then #stab him in the #face.

#USPol #diplomacy #TuckFrump #FauxPas #FoxPaws #diplomat #Trump #MangoMussolini #king #SmallHands #SDE #demented #dementia #USAnian

#WTFUSA? #mangomussolini's Stans are bombing "his ennemies" now?
Peaceful protests Anyone?

With the constant whitewashing of #bribes to the US #president as "Oh, but it's going to his future presidential library", would it be #unkind to suggest that such a library would either have to have entirely empty shelves, or be full of nothing but pornographic magazines, picture books, and magazine covers featuring a certain orange menace?

He's #aliterate. A "library" is a category error for the man, as are "facts" and "information".

#USPol #Trump #literacy #OrangeMenace #MangoMussolini #MelonFelon #illiterate #idiot #porn #ego

Hey, sane #USAnians ...

Get Obama to endorse tariffs, and Hillary to endorse deportations. Presto, no more tariffs or deportations.

#USPol #Obama #Hillary #BarackObama #HillaryClinton #MangoMussolini #reflex #deportation #tariff #idiot #American #USA

For FY2024, Amtrak reported an all-time ridership record of 32.8 million customer trips, up 15% from 2023 — surpassing its previous 2019 record of 32.4 million passengers. Ticket revenue for FY2024 totaled $2.5 billion, up 9% from 2023. Amtrak posted a 9% improvement year-over-year.
So Resident Thump & President Musk asks for the resignation of Amtrak's CEO. https://apnews.com/article/amtrak-gardner-ceo-resigns-musk-a57e28dfe402dabe3fad68294c1e6818 #amtrak #trains #Thump #Musk #MangoMussolini #DOUCHE #DOGE

https://archive.is/H7B7t <=== Autocrat Ruler in the White House
#Thump #MangoMussolini #courts #judiciary https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/world/europe/trump-courts-defiance-autocrats-playbook.html

Breaking: #Canada has signed a new trade agreement with #USA

Terms: the Americans elect batshit-insane fascist dictator-wannabes with orange makeup and dead possums on their heads to create economic chaos, and Canada trades its largest economic partner for Europe and three future first-round draft picks.

#TradeAgreement #trade #agreement #tariff #tariffs #USAnians #MangoMussolini #fascist #dictator

@bruces

He had to say "and other E.U. represented countries" because he doesn't know what other wine-making countries are part of the E.U.

#MangoMussolini #idiot #aliterate

@fixatedpersonsunit

We in Canada would love to see that, too.

A++ to Mango Mussolini for the grocer's apostrophe in his toot. Aliterate idiot.

#MangoMussolini #SeeFigureOne #SeeFigure1 #GrocersApostrophe #aliterate

@knittingknots2
Alternate Headline:
Democracy Hating MAGA Fascist Gaslights to Protect #MangoMussolini.

#MikeLee is exactly the guy Senator Clark was thinking about when he proposed Sec 3 of the 14th Amendment. #LockHimUp #LockThemAllUp #AidAndComfort

So.

He’s gonna turn himself in during the debate, isn’t he?

#sedition #seditiousconspiracy #rico #RICOact #ricosuave #shitheel #mangomussolini #annoyingorange #federated #fediverse