#mangomussolini — Public Fediverse posts

So, the Melon Felon posted this "truth" today.

This strikes me as an absolutely bizarre post, because it can be accurately rephrased as:

"Welcome home to victim Justo Betancourt, who been released from the concentration camp known as Alligator Auschwitz, which Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had built and operates at my suggestion as an effort to flatter and fluff me, and which my fascist stormtroopers threw him in after they rounded him up and illegally arrested him while violating pretty much every one of his constitutional and natural rights."

Odd thing to take credit for, particularly when he notes he didn't actually have anything to do with releasing him, and credits the victim's daughter for that effort.

#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #RonDesantis #FloridaMan #AlligatorAuschwitz #deranged #TruthSocial

The UN or the G7 or some such organization should hold a big conference with the heads of state of as many countries as possible attending.

Invite Dipshit Donnie, too.

But when he gets there, he finds it's just all the other heads of state sitting around telling stories about just how stupid/naive/credulous/ignorant/crass/illiterate/somnolent/flatulent/etc Donnie is. Broadcast live. Keep one camera on Donnie full-time so he doesn't just stalk out.

He'll have an #aneurysm, OR he'll hide in shame for the rest of his miserable life. Either works for me.

#Canada #CanadaPol #USPol #CAPol #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #G7 #UN #UnitedNations #stupid #naive #credulous #ignorant #crass #somnolent #flatulent #conference #illiterate

Mango Mussolini loves to talk about "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (TRS), which he believes boils down to "I'm so great and wonderful that all those other people can't handle it and lose their minds and attack me". [1] [2]

In my mind, TRS calls for a counter-force -- Deranged Trump Syndrome (DTS). He's clearly senile with declining faculties, prone to paranoia, believing in conspiracies, unable to complete a simple sentence without switching subjects three times, becoming aphasic before our very eyes.

Random addition: "Deranged Trump Syndrome" also has a few apropos, weird, interesting, or just plain bizarre #anagrams, "unregarded nerd symptom", "grumpy rodents demander", "dummy pandered stronger", and "transgender doped rummy" among them.

[1] My rephrasing. His word salad is less clear in exposing his thoughts. [3]
[2] Not that there could be other reasons to attack him, I suppose?
[3] Assuming, arguendo, that they exist.

#USPol #MangoMussolini #senile #agitation #thorazine #SenileAgitation #DartHim #thorazine #WordSalad