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  1. FKA ZOG @[email protected] ·

    #BoC
    #Drumpf
    #MangoMussolini

    #boc #drumpf #mangomussolini
  2. C. @[email protected] ·

    BBC: Trump's speech on 6 January inflamed the crowd that was attempting a coup d'etat. [1] Here's some things he said.

    Trump: BBC defamed me! I demand five billion dollars' recompense!

    Trump lawyers: <file lawsuit for $5 billion against BBC and various related orgs> This damaged his brand and reputation and all his many businesses and hurts him economically in a multitude of ways.

    BBC: This was never broadcast in the US and has nothing to do with these other orgs.

    Judge: What BS is this?

    Trump lawyers: Oops. <dismiss other orgs from suit>

    Trump: Ten billion! Arglebargle bUt HeR EMaiLs aNTiFa lock her up mumble <snore>...

    Trump lawyers: At least ten billion, your honour.

    BBC: Okay, so to respond to that we need the financial records from all these businesses that Trump claims were damaged financially.

    Trump lawyers: <panicking, tears> Oh no! No, they don't need to see Trump businesses' financial statements! They just need to take us at our word.

    BBC: <snort>

    Judge: Horseshit.

    Trump lawyers: <pee down leg>

    BBC lawyers: <steak dinner>

    storage.courtlistener.com/reca

    [1] It wasn't a "riot", and therefore the participants were not "rioters". It was an attempted self-coup, or a putsch.

    #USPol #FAFO #FO #oops #coup #January6 #putsch #putz #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #BBC #lawsuit #Trump #popcorn #discovery

    #uspol #fafo #fo #oops #coup #january6
  3. C. @[email protected] ·

    Why are the US #Democrats so absolutely #useless?

    "Oh, we might skip the State of the Union address to show our displeasure with the administration."

    Are you #morons? That would be a gift to Dear Leader and his #lickspittle #Congress. The #SOTU would be Mango Mussolini speaking to a friendly crowd, all happy, applauding, not a contrary expression to be seen. He'll be happy, smiling, at his most congenial as he basks in the warm glow. You do not do this.

    What you do is attend. Every #Democratic #house member and #senator. Every staffer and guest that they're entitled to bring. Everyone. You put them all in their assigned places.

    And then, when Trump gets up to speak, every single one of them simply turns away from the dictator. Turn their back to him, and *stay* that way for the whole speech. The #optics are great; the cameras show half the crowd with their backs to him, in obvious #protest. The #tyrant has to look at it all through his speech. He's angry. He's spiteful. He puts on a display for the ages, goes off-script, airing every #grievance his Swiss-cheese mind can dredge up. His body language is hostile. #Media coverage shows the event for what it actually is: a #vengeful, #lawless #authoritarian trying to verbally browbeat the legislative branch into submission.

    #DNC, I'm available for consulting if you'd like.

    #USPol #DearLeader #dictator #StateOfTheUnion #MangoMussolini #Trump

    #democrats #useless #morons #lickspittle #congress #sotu
  4. C. @[email protected] ·

    The "State of the Union" address, or as it has come to be known in recent times, the "Airing of Grievances Prior to Taking Grampa's Phone Away, Changing his Diaper, and Putting Him to Bed".

    More seriously, unless they medicate him properly and do something to keep him on-script, Tuesday's performance is likely to be #legendary, and not in a good way.

    #festivus #SOTU #USAnian #USPol #STFU #grievance #whine #dementia #demented #MangoMussolini #Trump

    #legendary #festivus #sotu #usanian #uspol #stfu