#mangomussolini — Public Fediverse posts
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Up here in #Canada, we're not a bunch of #assholes that won't keep our word. It's not like we'd do something as #stupid and #repugnant and self-destructive and immoral and unethical like demanding someone sign a deal with us, then immediately turn around and violate the terms of that deal, or #abrogate the deal entirely. What kind of #demented #goldfish-brained cognitively-impaired #drooling #moron would do that?
So if we've agreed to sell the US things, we're not going to just cut them off in violation of existing #treaties and #deals and #contracts. We're not like that.
But we don't want to be #boring, either. So we'll mix it up for anything destined for a Washington D.C. address. Every third package will contain a #surprise - angry wasp nest, unredacted box of #Trumpstein files, a loaded bear-trap, landmine, something along those lines.
If it turns out to be popular, we can expand the program to cover all the #MAGA states. It'll be fun!
#USPol #CanPol #idiot #Trump #MangoMussolini #TradeWar #honour #wasps #Epstein #JeffreyEpstein #EpsteinFiles #PedoPresident #PedophilePresident #BearTrap #landmine
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Deep dive... #nineeleven #september112001 #USA #Trump #Israel #Zionazis #terrorists #MangoMussolini #Vance #Thiel #TechBros #TrumpCrimeFamily #Treason #autocracy #BatshitCrazy #MAGA #Obscurantism #ChristoFascism https://archive.org/details/DancingIsraelisFBIReport/fbi%20report%20section%201/page/n27/mode/2up
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Mango Mussolini loves to talk about "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (TRS), which he believes boils down to "I'm so great and wonderful that all those other people can't handle it and lose their minds and attack me". [1] [2]
In my mind, TRS calls for a counter-force -- Deranged Trump Syndrome (DTS). He's clearly senile with declining faculties, prone to paranoia, believing in conspiracies, unable to complete a simple sentence without switching subjects three times, becoming aphasic before our very eyes.
Random addition: "Deranged Trump Syndrome" also has a few apropos, weird, interesting, or just plain bizarre #anagrams, "unregarded nerd symptom", "grumpy rodents demander", "dummy pandered stronger", and "transgender doped rummy" among them.
[1] My rephrasing. His word salad is less clear in exposing his thoughts. [3]
[2] Not that there could be other reasons to attack him, I suppose?
[3] Assuming, arguendo, that they exist.#USPol #MangoMussolini #senile #agitation #thorazine #SenileAgitation #DartHim #thorazine #WordSalad
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There's quite a juxtaposition here.
The Coca-Cola company can guard their secret formula so well that only a handful of employees in the entire world know it.
On the other hand, Mango Mussolini stores stolen top-secret nuclear weapons and defence information in file boxes in his unlocked guest bathroom.
Maybe they could teach him how to keep things secret?
#MangoMussolini #CocaCola #coke #DietCoke #secret #TopSecret #TradeSecret #formula #stolen
