#cheetojesus — Public Fediverse posts
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MAGA Jesus = #CheetoJesus = the #Donjjal ... so yeah, nope. Pretty much THE OTHER GUY.
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/maga-christians-betray-ethics-ice/685679/
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In poll after poll...#CheetoJesus' negatives are growing and GROWING.
"...opposition goes through the roof on the big-ticket items, 53% against defense spending cuts, 67% against slashing Medicaid, 72% opposed to cutting Social Security."
https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/umass-poll-donald-trump-elon-musk/
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"You're fired!"
"Why?"
"Because you voted for a senile stupidity TV star who crashed the economy."
How can any sane person vote for the "You're fired" guy? How did this orange albatross even get into politics?
#electionday #democracy #freedom #orangeAlbatross #cheetoJesus
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@Amoshias @SocraticEthics #Trump is (afraid of #Putin ), obviously.
And *all* #BananaRepublicans and #MAGA cult members do whatever #CheetoJesus tells them to do, so…
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#DonaldTrump was here in #Nashville this past week vowing to “bring back our #religion.”
Since “#TwoCorinthians “ #Trump has clearly never read the #Bible , and other #PutinPuppets in the #MAGA cult such as #Speaker #MikeJohnson call #Christian values ‘#woke ‘, folks in #Tennessee were wondering which religion #CheetoJesus was referring to. 🤔
Yulia #Navalny nails it! 👉 https://news.yahoo.com/navalnys-wife-putins-refusal-hand-091458164.html
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Remember the eye-witness account of #DonaldTheDeplorable throwing a plate with a ‘hamberder’ and ketchup-covered fries at a wall-mounted television in the #WhiteHouse ? 😂
Well, the latest man-baby outburst by #CheetoJesus occurred at his #MarALago lair when he exploded afte learning #AlinaHabba had bought lunch for the legal team of #EJeanCarroll ! 🍌 😂 👉 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-roberta-kaplan-lunch-tantrum_n_65bd4e0ce4b05c8779f928fd
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It would be a ‘shame’ 🍿 if #MAGA #Babyboomers cashed-out their 401-k and invested their life-savings in #Trump #NFTs because #CheetoJesus said the #American economy was going to crash with #JoeBiden as #POTUS. 👉 https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/25/gdp-q4-2023-the-us-economy-grew-at-a-3point3percent-pace-in-the-fourth-quarter.html
#Bidenomics will #SaveAmerica from a #BananaRepublican fate, and #EvolutionIsTrue. 🤷🏻♂️
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Former Speaker #NancyPelosi calls #DonaldTheDeplorable “Grotesque” for wanting the currently healthy American economy to crash in 2024.
Former #RNC Chair #MichaelSteele says #Trump hopes Americans lose their life savings “because it benefits him.”
#MAGA cult members won’t be asked to drink cyanide-laced #KoolAid , but they ARE told to eat shit 💩 every day! Incredibly, they do it for #CheetoJesus. 🤷🏻♂️
#Resist with #StrategicVoting and #PrimaryFromTheCenter.
Then, in the #2024election
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@angiebaby @_L1vY_ @kweerious None more that #CheetoJesus.
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@pbump Does anybody else think #DonaldTheDeplorable ‘s recent eruption of hate for immigrants, and sudden desire to deport them, is because #MelaniaTrump (who overstayed her tourist visa) filed for divorce from #CheetoJesus ? 🤔
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@drrjv Does anybody else think #DonaldTheDeplorable ‘s recent eruption of hate for immigrants, and sudden desire to deport them, is because #MelaniaTrump (who overstayed her tourist visa) filed for divorce from #CheetoJesus ? 🤔
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Something tells me that #MelaniaTrump filed for divorce from #DonaldTheDeplorable , and the recent "poisoning the blood of our country" stump speeches are his reaction.
If #CheetoJesus finds a way to cheat his way into the #WhiteHouse - again - my money is on Melania to be the first 'illegal' (overstayed tourist visa) immigrant deported!
#SaveAmerica from the #MAGA cult of ignorance and hate!
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@flexghost Something tells me that #MelaniaTrump filed for divorce from #DonaldTheDeplorable , and the reaction was that she will be the first one deported if #CheetoJesus finds a way to cheat his way into the #WhiteHouse - again.
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@madies @randahl Before #RichardNixon taught the #GOP how to politically leverage hate with his #SouthernStrategy , ‘rock-ribbed’ #Republicans used to say “Better dead than red!”.
But now that #Putin has put his #Kompromat strings on #CheetoJesus in #MarALardo , #BananaRepublicans are incredibly helping to *rebuild* the #SovietUnion. 🤔
#SaveAmerica from the #MAGA cult of hate and ignorance!
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Influential #Evangelical leader #BobBanderPlaats is revealing yet another #TrumpEffect ahead of the upcoming #IowaCaucuses in the #2024election : separating the sheep (#Evangelicals who follow #JesusChrist ) and the goats (#Talibangelicals in the #MAGA cult who follow #CheetoJesus ) 👉 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bob-vander-plaats-trump-iowa_n_65659d0ee4b05f498ba1b226
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@GrrlScientist Of course #Talibangelicals don't worry about #ClimateChange , all the #MAGA morons are waiting for #CheetoJesus to save them in #TheRapture. 🤷♂️
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The Ungodly Duo:
Cheeto Jesus and Mary MAGAdalene!
They inspire CRETINS, not Christians.
#DonaldTrump #MarjorieTaylorGreene #CheetoJesus #MaryMAGAdalene #MAGA #HappyEaster -
Deplorables continue to senselessly compare Trump to Jesus. Idiots.
Trump is no savior. He’s simply Cheeto Jesus, which makes Marjorie Taylor Greene none other than Mary MAGAdalene. Both are but ministers from hell, and neither has a prayer.
#DonaldTrump #MarjorieTaylorGreene #CheetoJesus #MaryMAGAdalene #HappyEaster -
No, Deplorables, Passover isn’t a football play and Ramadan is neither a hotel chain nor a brand of instant noodles.
Lastly, stop comparing Trump to Jesus. There are no parallels. If there were, a couple of days ago wouldn’t have been solely Good Friday; it also would’ve been a GREAT FRIDAY.
#Easter #Trump #CheetoJesus -
Hey, Trump!
Guess whose resurrection marks this day?NOT YOURS, CHEETO JESUS!😉
#EasterSunday #CheetoJesus -
White Christian nationalists are now comparing Trump’s “torture” to “what Jesus Christ went through to save us. President Trump is our savior in this country.” Seriously? Well, in that case, I’m looking forward to Good Friday.
I know: that wasn’t very “Christian” of me. Being an atheist, I’m good that.
#CheetoJesus #TrumpIsNoChrist #TrumpIsNoChristian #Trump #Jesus #GoodFriday #CINO -
I had to search to 'get it'. Once I saw a picture, I totally understand Cheeto. But Jesus? More like the CheetoAntichrist
