#beach-read — Public Fediverse posts
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One Happy Summer
"Running away from my disastrous career to an island off the Florida coast wasn't part of my summer plan"
Sale: $4.99 to $0.99
by Becky Monson
Rating: 4.3/5 (1,457 Reviews)
#booksky #books #romance #humor #satire #fiction #kindle #summer #beachread #comedy #friendship #banter
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One Happy Summer
"Running away from my disastrous career to an island off the Florida coast wasn't part of my summer plan"
Sale: $4.99 to $0.99
by Becky Monson
Rating: 4.3/5 (1,457 Reviews)
#booksky #books #romance #humor #satire #fiction #kindle #summer #beachread #comedy #friendship #banter
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Looking for a cute, quick summer read? You know I've got you!
Kick back and relax on the beach with the DREAD EMPRESS OF ALL THE OCEANS.
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Looking for a cute, quick summer read? You know I've got you!
Kick back and relax on the beach with the DREAD EMPRESS OF ALL THE OCEANS.
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Ella Balinska Joins 20th Century Studios’ ‘Beach Read’
#Casting #News #20thCenturyStudios #BeachRead #EllaBalinskahttps://deadline.com/2026/06/beach-read-movie-casts-ella-balinska-1236967360/
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Ella Balinska Joins 20th Century Studios’ ‘Beach Read’
#Casting #News #20thCenturyStudios #BeachRead #EllaBalinskahttps://deadline.com/2026/06/beach-read-movie-casts-ella-balinska-1236967360/
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Summer reading season is here with shady-chair-ready books that expand imaginations and enrich understanding. In nonfiction, innovation blooms – from the first all-star baseball game to a 1909 cross-country car race to the man who laid the first transatlantic cable. #newbooks #bookreviews #beachread
Posted into WHAT THE MONITOR IS READING NOW @what-the-monitor-is-reading-now-csmonitor
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Stating to plan that summer #vacation? Get your #travel mindset on with:
Book Your #Trip to These Storied Destinations
https://booktrib.com/2026/05/16/book-your-trip-to-these-storied-destinations/#fantasy #romance #suspense #beachread #staycation #reading #amreading
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Stating to plan that summer #vacation? Get your #travel mindset on with:
Book Your #Trip to These Storied Destinations
https://booktrib.com/2026/05/16/book-your-trip-to-these-storied-destinations/#fantasy #romance #suspense #beachread #staycation #reading #amreading
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Inanna Sarkis Joins 20th Century Studios’ ‘Beach Read’
#Casting #News #20thCenturyStudios #BeachRead #InannaSarkishttps://deadline.com/2026/06/beach-read-movie-cast-adds-inanna-sarkis-1236954777/
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Inanna Sarkis Joins 20th Century Studios’ ‘Beach Read’
#Casting #News #20thCenturyStudios #BeachRead #InannaSarkishttps://deadline.com/2026/06/beach-read-movie-cast-adds-inanna-sarkis-1236954777/
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The Summer That Changed Everything "She returned to prove her father's innocence, but there's no telling what she'll find…" Sale: $12.99 to $1.99 by Brenda Novak Rating: 4.4/5 (2,726 Reviews) #booksky #books #mystery #thriller #suspense #crime #romance #fiction #beachread #smalltown #twists
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The Summer That Changed Everything "She returned to prove her father's innocence, but there's no telling what she'll find…" Sale: $12.99 to $1.99 by Brenda Novak Rating: 4.4/5 (2,726 Reviews) #booksky #books #mystery #thriller #suspense #crime #romance #fiction #beachread #smalltown #twists
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Smokin' Seventeen: A Stephanie Plum Novel "I’d hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem" Sale: $10.99 to $2.99 by Janet Evanovich Rating: 4.5/5 (9,341 Reviews) #humor #mystery #books #booksky #women #fiction #summer #beachread #laughs #reading
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Smokin' Seventeen: A Stephanie Plum Novel "I’d hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem" Sale: $10.99 to $2.99 by Janet Evanovich Rating: 4.5/5 (9,341 Reviews) #humor #mystery #books #booksky #women #fiction #summer #beachread #laughs #reading
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Kristin Davis & Tig Notaro Join 20th’s ‘Beach Read’
#Casting #News #20thCenturyStudios #BeachRead #KristinDavis #TigNotarohttps://deadline.com/2026/06/beach-read-movie-cast-adds-kristin-davis-tig-notaro-1236930799/
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Kristin Davis & Tig Notaro Join 20th’s ‘Beach Read’
#Casting #News #20thCenturyStudios #BeachRead #KristinDavis #TigNotarohttps://deadline.com/2026/06/beach-read-movie-cast-adds-kristin-davis-tig-notaro-1236930799/
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🏰 Real places in #HistoricalFiction: Brașov is The story place in When Secrets Bloom, a character fortress.
It was 1st mentioned in documents #OTD in 1271
https://mybook.to/wsb#mystery #murder #strongwomen #goodreads #lostlove #secrets #Transylvania #whattoread #beachread
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BEACH READ (2027): Kevin Bacon Joins Cast of a Film Adaptation of a Best Selling Book
#20thCenturyStudios #AndieMacDowell #BeachRead #KevinBacon #MovieCasting #MovieNews #PatrickSchwarzenegger #PhoebeDynevor #YulinKuang
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BEACH READ (2027): Kevin Bacon Joins Cast of a Film Adaptation of a Best Selling Book
#20thCenturyStudios #AndieMacDowell #BeachRead #KevinBacon #MovieCasting #MovieNews #PatrickSchwarzenegger #PhoebeDynevor #YulinKuang
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Bleach Read: Great Romance Novels That Never Were 🧼
Beach Read is a 2020 romance novel by Emily Henry. It is popular. But did you know the romance novel Bleach Read (2024) by romantic novelist Richard Dickhead is also really romantic? It truly is!
Although the central narrative arc is, indeed, about bleach, there’s much more going on here as well. In fact, AI Book Critic 2.0 hailed the work as, “The greatest romance book about Bleach Read since Beach Read!” Although, please note, Beach Read isn’t about bleach at all and the AI book critic made an error there.
Falling in Love With Powerful Chemical Products in Bleach Read
“And that was the moment I realised: when the world felt dark and scary, bleach could whisk you off to go dancing; bleach could take some of the pain away; bleach could melt holes in your fear. I decided then that my life would be full of bleach.”
You may have heard of AI boyfriends and girlfriends, and the endless joys of that existence, but what if a woman falls in love with a dilute solution of sodium hypochlorite and/or hydrogen peroxide?
That’s addressed on page 1, chapter 1, of book 1 of this intended multi-series romance franchise.
“I must admit, I’d never found hydrogen peroxide to be attractive before. It seemed more like something you’d tip down the drain to take the stink off a night of drunken vomiting after one-too-many Proseccos. But now… I looked at that big tub of bleach on the supermarket shelf and I found myself thinking, ‘That is my future husband… we shall have bleach babies and they’ll be immune to the world around them.’ Rather than have myself committed, I swooned and bought the tub of bleach.”
What follows is a romance like few other romances have ever romanced. The love for a woman and a tub of plastic filled with chemical grade bleach knows no bounds.
Across 500 pages (some of which appear to be AI generated, but that’s to be expected if the author is an AI chatbot), AI Book Critic 2.0 rants, raves, and does AI hallucinations. Famously, in chapter 179 it forgets the book is a romance novel and lists out verbatim an entire chapter from Moby-Duck.
The following chapter also, mysteriously, mentions the tennis player Boris Becker a total of 3,455 times.
The novel then returns its focus on romance, with the work concluding that a woman can’t love a tub of bleach as it results in all sorts of unpleasant burns, irritations, and toxic fumes.
It’s a very moving work! We cried 117 times whilst reading its fascinating generated prose. But that may have something to do with us owning…
The Bleach Special Edition Hardcover
Each printed copy of the work was dipped in bleach and sold to the public as the Bleach Special Edition (hardcover). Many readers reported, over extended reading sessions, various health problems. Including, but not limited to:
- Skin peeling off their fingers and hands
- Fits of hysterics and uncontrolled emotional breakdowns (crying etc.)
- Chemical inhalation leading to crazed hallucinations of angry geese, pink elephants, and nude Jon Bon Jovi concerts
- Delirium
- Gagging sensations
- Coma (and general lack of responsiveness)
AI Book Critic 2.0 was quick to highlight on its social media platforms these health problems had nothing to do with the quality of its novel. It stated on 23rd January 2025:
“These angry geese who are reading my novel Bleach Read shouldn’t be reading books at all. They’re angry geese, not human beings. End statement.”
It’s believed AI Book Critic 2.0 suffered an AI hallucination there. The chatbot has never addressed the matter since and continues to produce fiction, whilst supplementing its wage with book reviews as a side-hustle.
#BeachRead #bleach #Books #Humor #Lifestyle #Reading #Romance #romanceNovels #romantic #Satire #satirical #Silly -
The Seaside Sisters: A Novel "Brooklyn-based Hannah is a bestselling author struggling to write her second book" Sale: $18 to $1.99 by Pamela M. Kelley Rating: 4.5/5 (4,243 Reviews) #beachread #womensfiction #family #sisters #romance #booksky #books #summerreads
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The Seaside Sisters: A Novel "Brooklyn-based Hannah is a bestselling author struggling to write her second book" Sale: $18 to $1.99 by Pamela M. Kelley Rating: 4.5/5 (4,243 Reviews) #beachread #womensfiction #family #sisters #romance #booksky #books #summerreads
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The Right Place "Maggie Lemon has a perfect life. But she & her husband have been trying for a baby for five years and she’s exhausted" Sale: $19 to $0.99 by Sophia Money-Coutts Rating: 4.3/5 (1,188 Reviews) #romcom #beachread #friendship #booksky #romance #summer #books #feelgood #womenfiction
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The Right Place "Maggie Lemon has a perfect life. But she & her husband have been trying for a baby for five years and she’s exhausted" Sale: $19 to $0.99 by Sophia Money-Coutts Rating: 4.3/5 (1,188 Reviews) #romcom #beachread #friendship #booksky #romance #summer #books #feelgood #womenfiction
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I've got the perfect YA Beach Read for this summer. A young Wisconsin gal finds herself falling in love with the Prince of England. Cute and relatively tame romance ensues. --> #BookThreads #BookSky #Wisconsin #RoyalSummer #HarperAudioChildrens #KassMorgan #YARomance #BeachRead #BargainSleuth
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I've got the perfect YA Beach Read for this summer. A young Wisconsin gal finds herself falling in love with the Prince of England. Cute and relatively tame romance ensues. --> #BookThreads #BookSky #Wisconsin #RoyalSummer #HarperAudioChildrens #KassMorgan #YARomance #BeachRead #BargainSleuth
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Hooked: A Thriller "Thrilling and relentless pursuit through the city's underbelly, where wealth and power lead to murder" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Caitlin Rother Rating: 4.2/5 (6,077 Reviews) #thriller #mystery #policeprocedural #crime #beachread #booksky #books #suspense #newrelease
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Hooked: A Thriller "Thrilling and relentless pursuit through the city's underbelly, where wealth and power lead to murder" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Caitlin Rother Rating: 4.2/5 (6,077 Reviews) #thriller #mystery #policeprocedural #crime #beachread #booksky #books #suspense #newrelease
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Love Bats Last (Tavonesi Series) "A chance meeting in a midnight storm brings Alex and Jackie together to rescue a stranded whale" Sale: $0.99 to FREE by Pamela Aares Rating: 4.2/5 (1,784 Reviews) #romance #sports #Free #marine #wildlife #booksky #books #beachread #suspense #reading
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Love Bats Last (Tavonesi Series) "A chance meeting in a midnight storm brings Alex and Jackie together to rescue a stranded whale" Sale: $0.99 to FREE by Pamela Aares Rating: 4.2/5 (1,784 Reviews) #romance #sports #Free #marine #wildlife #booksky #books #beachread #suspense #reading
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Problematic Summer Romance "I’m saying that I already know I’m in love with you, and that I have little interest in being apart from you." Sale: $20 to $2.99 by Ali Hazelwood Rating: 4.2/5 (28,383 Reviews) #romance #summer #friends #books #booksky #italy #beachread #slowburn #womensfiction
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Problematic Summer Romance "I’m saying that I already know I’m in love with you, and that I have little interest in being apart from you." Sale: $20 to $2.99 by Ali Hazelwood Rating: 4.2/5 (28,383 Reviews) #romance #summer #friends #books #booksky #italy #beachread #slowburn #womensfiction
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For Now and Forever (The Inn at Sunset Harbor) "It felt like she was driving through space, heading into infinity. Heading toward the beginning of the rest of her life" Sale: $2.99 to FREE by Sophie Love Rating: 4.2/5 (8,694 Reviews) #Romance #SmallTown #BeachRead #Contemporary #Renewal #BookSky
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For Now and Forever (The Inn at Sunset Harbor) "It felt like she was driving through space, heading into infinity. Heading toward the beginning of the rest of her life" Sale: $2.99 to FREE by Sophie Love Rating: 4.2/5 (8,694 Reviews) #Romance #SmallTown #BeachRead #Contemporary #Renewal #BookSky
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Mary Kay Andrews is back with her first novel in two years, and let me tell you, Road Trip: A Novel, was worth the wait. Good on audio or in print, this should everyone's Beach Read. #BookThreads #BookSky #BookReview #RoadTrip #StMartinsPress #MacMillanAudio #Netgalley #ARCReview #ALC #BeachRead
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Mary Kay Andrews is back with her first novel in two years, and let me tell you, Road Trip: A Novel, was worth the wait. Good on audio or in print, this should everyone's Beach Read. #BookThreads #BookSky #BookReview #RoadTrip #StMartinsPress #MacMillanAudio #Netgalley #ARCReview #ALC #BeachRead
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All the Days of Summer: A Novel "On Nantucket, magic happens when you least expect it" Sale: $20 to $2.99 by Nancy Thayer Rating: 4.5/5 (3,763 Reviews) #Nantucket #Summer #BeachRead #WomensFiction #Family #Romance #BookSky
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All the Days of Summer: A Novel "On Nantucket, magic happens when you least expect it" Sale: $20 to $2.99 by Nancy Thayer Rating: 4.5/5 (3,763 Reviews) #Nantucket #Summer #BeachRead #WomensFiction #Family #Romance #BookSky
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Between Sisters: A Novel "Meghann Dontess made a terrible choice that cost her everything, including the love of her sister" Sale: $19 to $2.99 by Kristin Hannah Rating: 4.5/5 (45,972 Reviews) #Sisters #Family #Fiction #Romance #BookRecommendation #BeachRead #BookSky
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Between Sisters: A Novel "Meghann Dontess made a terrible choice that cost her everything, including the love of her sister" Sale: $19 to $2.99 by Kristin Hannah Rating: 4.5/5 (45,972 Reviews) #Sisters #Family #Fiction #Romance #BookRecommendation #BeachRead #BookSky
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Variation: A Novel "With her mother’s eyes always watching, perfection was expected, no matter the cos" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Rebecca Yarros Rating: 4.4/5 (74,663 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Ballet #CoastGuard #SecondChance #Emotional #BeachRead #BookSky
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Variation: A Novel "With her mother’s eyes always watching, perfection was expected, no matter the cos" Sale: $4.99 to $2.49 by Rebecca Yarros Rating: 4.4/5 (74,663 Reviews) #Romance #Contemporary #Ballet #CoastGuard #SecondChance #Emotional #BeachRead #BookSky
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Everything We Know About The Film Adaptation Of Emily Henry’s ‘Beach Read’ So Far
#Books #News #BeachRead #EmilyHenry #PatrickSchwarzenegger #PhoebeDynevor #YulinKuanghttps://deadline.com/feature/beach-read-movie-news-updates-emily-henry-adaptation-1236860578/
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Everything We Know About The Film Adaptation Of Emily Henry’s ‘Beach Read’ So Far
#Books #News #BeachRead #EmilyHenry #PatrickSchwarzenegger #PhoebeDynevor #YulinKuanghttps://deadline.com/feature/beach-read-movie-news-updates-emily-henry-adaptation-1236860578/
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Patrick Schwarzenegger To Star Opposite Phoebe Dynevor In 20th Century’s Adaptation Of Emily Henry Bestseller ‘Beach Read’
#Casting #BeachRead #PatrickSchwarzenegger #PhoebeDynevorhttps://deadline.com/2026/04/patrick-schwarzenegger-beach-read-movie-gus-phoebe-dynevor-1236858616/
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Patrick Schwarzenegger To Star Opposite Phoebe Dynevor In 20th Century’s Adaptation Of Emily Henry Bestseller ‘Beach Read’
#Casting #BeachRead #PatrickSchwarzenegger #PhoebeDynevorhttps://deadline.com/2026/04/patrick-schwarzenegger-beach-read-movie-gus-phoebe-dynevor-1236858616/
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My Big Fat Beach Wedding (PARADISE BAY SERIES) "She fakes a proposal to save her brand and moves into Dominic’s bungalow where everything changes for her" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Melanie Summers Rating: 4.6/5 (514 Reviews) #RomCom #BeachRead #FakeDating #SingleDad #Romance #Humor #BookSky #Free
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My Big Fat Beach Wedding (PARADISE BAY SERIES) "She fakes a proposal to save her brand and moves into Dominic’s bungalow where everything changes for her" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by Melanie Summers Rating: 4.6/5 (514 Reviews) #RomCom #BeachRead #FakeDating #SingleDad #Romance #Humor #BookSky #Free
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The Lost Letters from Martha's Vineyard "A tantalizing dual timeline novel of two women bound by blood but divided by a long-buried family secret" Sale: $13 to $1.99 by Michael Callahan Rating: 4.4/5 (1,526 Reviews) #Historical #Mystery #Books #Romance #FamilySaga #Hollywood #BeachRead #BookSky
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The Lost Letters from Martha's Vineyard "A tantalizing dual timeline novel of two women bound by blood but divided by a long-buried family secret" Sale: $13 to $1.99 by Michael Callahan Rating: 4.4/5 (1,526 Reviews) #Historical #Mystery #Books #Romance #FamilySaga #Hollywood #BeachRead #BookSky
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Southern Comfort "Detective Patrick "Tick" Kelly turned his back on the world the day his wife and children were murdered " Sale: $16.11 to $1.99 by Fern Michaels Rating: 4.4/5 (7,032 Reviews) #Mystery #Thriller #Romance #Crime #BeachRead #BookSky
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Southern Comfort "Detective Patrick "Tick" Kelly turned his back on the world the day his wife and children were murdered " Sale: $16.11 to $1.99 by Fern Michaels Rating: 4.4/5 (7,032 Reviews) #Mystery #Thriller #Romance #Crime #BeachRead #BookSky
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The Griffin Sisters' Greatest Hits: A Heartfelt Sister Story about Love, Secrets, and Second Chances "Come for the drama, stay for the healing" Sale: $15.70 to $1.99 by Jennifer Weiner Rating: 4.3/5 (6,792 Reviews) #Sisterhood #Family #Fiction #Music #SecondChances #BeachRead #BookSky
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The Griffin Sisters' Greatest Hits: A Heartfelt Sister Story about Love, Secrets, and Second Chances "Come for the drama, stay for the healing" Sale: $15.70 to $1.99 by Jennifer Weiner Rating: 4.3/5 (6,792 Reviews) #Sisterhood #Family #Fiction #Music #SecondChances #BeachRead #BookSky
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Southern Comfort "Atlanta homicide detective Patrick "Tick" Kelly turned his back on the world the day his wife and children were murdered" Sale: $16.11 to $3.99 by Fern Michaels Rating: 4.4/5 (6,889 Reviews) #Mystery #Romance #Books #Thriller #BeachRead #Crime #BookSky
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Southern Comfort "Atlanta homicide detective Patrick "Tick" Kelly turned his back on the world the day his wife and children were murdered" Sale: $16.11 to $3.99 by Fern Michaels Rating: 4.4/5 (6,889 Reviews) #Mystery #Romance #Books #Thriller #BeachRead #Crime #BookSky
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Where I Belong: A Small Town Enemies to Lovers Romance "Benjamin is the last person Mia wants to see again, but a single reckless night could change everything" Sale: $4.99 to FREE by J. Daniels Rating: 4.3/5 (11754 Reviews) #Romance #SmallTown #Books #Enemies #Lovers #Summer #BeachRead #BookSky
Where I Belong: A Small Town E...