#bad-puns — Public Fediverse posts

Criminal investigation is so fascinating.

#KätToon #BadPuns #ductyducty #Duck #fingerprint

Fanart Friday with MetalliCAR
The car repair shop
nothing else matters except your car

#KätToon #Metallica #BadPuns #MetalliCAR #SchlechteWortwitze

Warum heißt es "Kündigung wegen mehrmaligem Zu-spät-Kommens wegen Verschlafens trotz mehrfacher Abmahnung" und nicht "Verpenner-Aus"

#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke

ManGOTH
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#KätToon #Mango #Goth #Gothic #badpuns

A happy birthday to Tim Burton.

#KätToon #TimBurton #BadPuns #Bird #Birb

Why do we say "I sent someone on Mastodon a compliment" and not "I have a sweet toot"?

#badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #antiJoke

To hiss or not to hiss.

#KätToon #BadPuns #Snake #wiliamshakespeare #Shakespeare #FanArtFriday

Treat yourselves to a tentacled Lovecraft beer to mark H. P. Lovecraft’s birthday

Praise Cthulhu!
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Gönnt euch zum Geburtstag von H. P. Lovecraft ein tentakliges Lovecraftbeer

Lobpreiset Cthulhu!

#KätToon #HPLovecraft #BadPuns #Craftbeer #Lovecraft

Why do we say "I'm a huge fan of #LLM-generated music" and not "I listen to Slopify"

#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns #antiJoke #ai_music #noAI #artificialIntelligence #genAI #generativeAI #Spotify

Why do we say "gay prison TV series" and not "soap opera"?

#badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes #antiJoke

Things my stupid ADHD brain makes up:
A beautiful exhibition for a certain race of mythological creatures working in the transportation industry is a

Fair Ferry Fairy Fair

Ba-dumm-tss 🥁🐍
#badpuns

lol, was looking through some old files and found this - absolutely no idea what late night drunken whim brought it into existence.
i bet it was something for #HashtagGames #badpuns

Fanart Friday with the knights who say Pi.
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Fanart Friday mir den Rittern, die immer Pi sagen.

#KätToon #MontyPython #PI #KnightsOfNi #RitterDieImmerNiSagen #RitterDerKokusnuss #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail #BadPuns #SchlechteWortwitze #314

The BUTTler
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#KätToon #badpuns #Butler #butt

#Comic #BadPuns https://www.deviantart.com/alexandriabrangwin/art/Excellence-1364049847

Fan Art Friday with
Joe Cocker Spaniel

*BA DUM TSS*

Does anyone have any other ideas apart from ‘unchain my neck’?
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Fan Art Friday mit
Joe Cocker Spaniel

"BA DUM TSS*

Hat jemand noch weitere Ideen außer "unchain my neck"?

#KätToon #JoeCocker #cockerspaniel #badpuns #SchlechteWortwitze

Sometimes you just need a nap.
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Manchmal brauchst du nur ein Nickerchen.

#KätToon #badpuns #nap #Nickerchen #Napoleon

MetalliCAR
Nothing else matters except your car!

#KäTToon #Metallica #carrepairsshop #Autowerkstadt #badpuns

@lukas Hauptsache, die Leute sind Anrheiner*innen 😉

#dadJoke #dadJokes #badPun #badPuns

Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

#DadJokes #BadPuns

I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

#badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

"They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

#BadPuns