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  1. Sometimes you just need a nap.
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    Manchmal brauchst du nur ein Nickerchen.

    #KätToon #badpuns #nap #Nickerchen #Napoleon

  2. Regarding tennis balls in the dryer:

    Pros: laundry dries faster and fluffier

    Cons: the racket (the sound travels to every corner of my house, and its not quiet)

    #DadJokes #BadPuns

  3. I'm a standup comedian. I can't keep serious during out dailies (or sometimes called "stand-ups" in SCRUM/Agile).

    #badPun #dadJoke #badPuns #dadJokes

  4. "They keep trying to treat me like some kind of Ottoman dignitary! Fortunately, I'm not so easily effendied."

    #BadPuns

  5. CW: bad puns | drug mention

    Jetzt wo es in Deutschland seit der Verabschiedung des #Konsumcannabisgesetz' #CannabisSocialClubs gibt, hätte ich erwartet, dass die kreativere Namen haben, da sich da doch einiges an Wortspielen anbietete, ja geradezu aufdrängt – aber vielleicht ist das Langweilige ja gerade deutsch.

    Joint Chief of Stuff
    Roaming Stoned
    Yes weed can
    Highve mind
    Grim reefers

    #badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #Cannabis #CannabisSocialClub

  6. British OSPF areas:

    Not so stabby area
    Totally stabby area

    #networking #badpuns

  7. Here's a appropriately bad pun to celebrate Penguin Day.
    🐧🐧🐧
    Zum Tag des Pinguin gibt es einen angemessen schlechten Wortwitz.

    #KätToon #Pinguin #Penguin #BadPuns #SchlechteWortwitze

  8. By the way, the correct spelling is "Bóbr".
    Nevertheless, it is pronounced "Bober"
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    Übrigens die korrekte Schreibweisen ist "Bóbr".
    Wird jedoch "Bober" ausgesprochen.

    #KätToon #Bober #Biber #Beaver #badpuns #SchlechteWortwitze #NotreDame

  9. @headword @amyfou "I haven't heard it called Christmas, but perhaps you'll."

    #badpuns