#fartjokes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #fartjokes, aggregated by home.social.
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My 2 year old aon can hear this-- and he's laughing at the fart sounds from across the room. So thanks to that kid 55-60 years ago for making my son laugh now! (ste) #OldRecordings #SayItPlayIt #Teachmoan #FartJokes
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Littlest - tapping her cheek: “Hmmm… what’s that sound?”
Me: “I don’t know! What was that sound?”
Littlest: “My FART!!!!”
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Littlest - tapping her cheek: “Hmmm… what’s that sound?”
Me: “I don’t know! What was that sound?”
Littlest: “My FART!!!!”
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Littlest - tapping her cheek: “Hmmm… what’s that sound?”
Me: “I don’t know! What was that sound?”
Littlest: “My FART!!!!”
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Leslie Nielsen's niece reveals his casket had a fart machine, and fans are beside themselves
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/lelsie-nielsen-fart-machine-funeral
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Leslie Nielsen's niece reveals his casket had a fart machine, and fans are beside themselves
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/lelsie-nielsen-fart-machine-funeral
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Leslie Nielsen's niece reveals his casket had a fart machine, and fans are beside themselves
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/lelsie-nielsen-fart-machine-funeral
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Absolutely the truth.
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The smartphone car.
14-day free read
#automobiles #cars #IT #technology #obsolescence #ai #musk #tesla #trash #fartjokes
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The smartphone car.
14-day free read
#automobiles #cars #IT #technology #obsolescence #ai #musk #tesla #trash #fartjokes
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The smartphone car.
14-day free read
#automobiles #cars #IT #technology #obsolescence #ai #musk #tesla #trash #fartjokes
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The smartphone car.
14-day free read
#automobiles #cars #IT #technology #obsolescence #ai #musk #tesla #trash #fartjokes
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On the ride back home from seeing the eclipse, the car pulled over so folks could pee in the woods. Across the road, a couple of dogs were deeply suspicious to see a Tesla pull over by their house. They came running out, stiff-tailed and woof-woofing. When we got back into the car, hubby made the car do a loud fart noise. One dog stopped barking and did the puppy dog head tilt. The other dog stopped barking, tipped up his nose to sniff, and started wagging his tail happily. We pranked dogs and they liked it! Best laugh of the day. I love that dogs appreciate fart jokes. #dogs #FartJokes #farts #jokes #prank #pranking
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On the ride back home from seeing the eclipse, the car pulled over so folks could pee in the woods. Across the road, a couple of dogs were deeply suspicious to see a Tesla pull over by their house. They came running out, stiff-tailed and woof-woofing. When we got back into the car, hubby made the car do a loud fart noise. One dog stopped barking and did the puppy dog head tilt. The other dog stopped barking, tipped up his nose to sniff, and started wagging his tail happily. We pranked dogs and they liked it! Best laugh of the day. I love that dogs appreciate fart jokes. #dogs #FartJokes #farts #jokes #prank #pranking
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On the ride back home from seeing the eclipse, the car pulled over so folks could pee in the woods. Across the road, a couple of dogs were deeply suspicious to see a Tesla pull over by their house. They came running out, stiff-tailed and woof-woofing. When we got back into the car, hubby made the car do a loud fart noise. One dog stopped barking and did the puppy dog head tilt. The other dog stopped barking, tipped up his nose to sniff, and started wagging his tail happily. We pranked dogs and they liked it! Best laugh of the day. I love that dogs appreciate fart jokes. #dogs #FartJokes #farts #jokes #prank #pranking
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On the ride back home from seeing the eclipse, the car pulled over so folks could pee in the woods. Across the road, a couple of dogs were deeply suspicious to see a Tesla pull over by their house. They came running out, stiff-tailed and woof-woofing. When we got back into the car, hubby made the car do a loud fart noise. One dog stopped barking and did the puppy dog head tilt. The other dog stopped barking, tipped up his nose to sniff, and started wagging his tail happily. We pranked dogs and they liked it! Best laugh of the day. I love that dogs appreciate fart jokes. #dogs #FartJokes #farts #jokes #prank #pranking
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"My god—was that you?"
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
he replied, grinning.Haiku Prompt No. 271: noxious
@aethelshane
#writingcommunity
#haiku #senryu #FartJokes
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"My god—was that you?"
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
he replied, grinning.Haiku Prompt No. 271: noxious
@aethelshane
#writingcommunity
#haiku #senryu #FartJokes
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"My god—was that you?"
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
he replied, grinning.Haiku Prompt No. 271: noxious
@aethelshane
#writingcommunity
#haiku #senryu #FartJokes
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@estherschindler 🥥 I'm always here for #FartJokes, but when they're in #French and feature #Cats, is that a #HatTrick or a winning #Trifecta? Asking for a feline friend. 🥥
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@estherschindler 🥥 I'm always here for #FartJokes, but when they're in #French and feature #Cats, is that a #HatTrick or a winning #Trifecta? Asking for a feline friend. 🥥
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@estherschindler 🥥 I'm always here for #FartJokes, but when they're in #French and feature #Cats, is that a #HatTrick or a winning #Trifecta? Asking for a feline friend. 🥥
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So there's a giant hole on the Sun releasing solar winds and no-one is making #fartjokes ?
This is why I don't trust #science
https://www.sciencealert.com/second-giant-hole-appears-on-sun-solar-winds-to-hit-earth-this-week
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Not entirely sure how I managed to get co-workers with whom I can share fart jokes, but I love being with my people. #MediaCenters #librarians #FartJokes
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Not entirely sure how I managed to get co-workers with whom I can share fart jokes, but I love being with my people. #MediaCenters #librarians #FartJokes
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Not entirely sure how I managed to get co-workers with whom I can share fart jokes, but I love being with my people. #MediaCenters #librarians #FartJokes
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I know a few people that are so musical they fart dubstep.
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SO! *handclasp*
I'm out, I'm free, I've escaped the #algorithms of other platforms...
What's next? What's happening? What am I gonna do?
...apparently trudge thru just as much political loathing, #bias, & #rubbish posts as the OTHER platforms!?
Let me clarify something:
You'll find none of that when following ME.
There shall be only #thoughtful #fiction #nonfiction #books #geek #humor #80s #nostalgia #music #videogames #fartjokes #moviequotes #bluesbrothers
You've been warned 😉
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SO! *handclasp*
I'm out, I'm free, I've escaped the #algorithms of other platforms...
What's next? What's happening? What am I gonna do?
...apparently trudge thru just as much political loathing, #bias, & #rubbish posts as the OTHER platforms!?
Let me clarify something:
You'll find none of that when following ME.
There shall be only #thoughtful #fiction #nonfiction #books #geek #humor #80s #nostalgia #music #videogames #fartjokes #moviequotes #bluesbrothers
You've been warned 😉
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SO! *handclasp*
I'm out, I'm free, I've escaped the #algorithms of other platforms...
What's next? What's happening? What am I gonna do?
...apparently trudge thru just as much political loathing, #bias, & #rubbish posts as the OTHER platforms!?
Let me clarify something:
You'll find none of that when following ME.
There shall be only #thoughtful #fiction #nonfiction #books #geek #humor #80s #nostalgia #music #videogames #fartjokes #moviequotes #bluesbrothers
You've been warned 😉
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No sé si el medievalista @Ensis ha visto esto ya, pero, si no, seguro que le va a parecer como poco curioso:
#Medieval #manuscripts #Fartjokes https://flip.it/RaGQyW 37 Dirty Medieval Manuscripts That Prove People In The Middle Ages Weren’t So Prudish After All
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No sé si el medievalista @Ensis ha visto esto ya, pero, si no, seguro que le va a parecer como poco curioso:
#Medieval #manuscripts #Fartjokes https://flip.it/RaGQyW 37 Dirty Medieval Manuscripts That Prove People In The Middle Ages Weren’t So Prudish After All
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No sé si el medievalista @Ensis ha visto esto ya, pero, si no, seguro que le va a parecer como poco curioso:
#Medieval #manuscripts #Fartjokes https://flip.it/RaGQyW 37 Dirty Medieval Manuscripts That Prove People In The Middle Ages Weren’t So Prudish After All
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#Medieval #manuscripts #Fartjokes https://flip.it/RaGQyW 37 Dirty Medieval Manuscripts That Prove People In The Middle Ages Weren’t So Prudish After All
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#Medieval #manuscripts #Fartjokes https://flip.it/RaGQyW 37 Dirty Medieval Manuscripts That Prove People In The Middle Ages Weren’t So Prudish After All
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#Medieval #manuscripts #Fartjokes https://flip.it/RaGQyW 37 Dirty Medieval Manuscripts That Prove People In The Middle Ages Weren’t So Prudish After All
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I am in love with the idea that I will be responsible for encouraging people to search theological archives for fart jokes next week.
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I am in love with the idea that I will be responsible for encouraging people to search theological archives for fart jokes next week.
