#fartjokes — Public Fediverse posts

Littlest - tapping her cheek: “Hmmm… what’s that sound?”

Me: “I don’t know! What was that sound?”

Littlest: “My FART!!!!”

#FartJokes

Leslie Nielsen's niece reveals his casket had a fart machine, and fans are beside themselves

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/lelsie-nielsen-fart-machine-funeral

You mean to say you are not Anti-fart?

#FartJokes

The smartphone car.

14-day free read

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/2025/10/electric-car-software-updates-tesla/684643/?gift=rMst1BY9gP1HWgkOEVmAKzVU2kuP6hehEqxj6J2ITY8&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

#automobiles #cars #IT #technology #obsolescence #ai #musk #tesla #trash #fartjokes

#FartJokes #DadJokes

On the ride back home from seeing the eclipse, the car pulled over so folks could pee in the woods. Across the road, a couple of dogs were deeply suspicious to see a Tesla pull over by their house. They came running out, stiff-tailed and woof-woofing. When we got back into the car, hubby made the car do a loud fart noise. One dog stopped barking and did the puppy dog head tilt. The other dog stopped barking, tipped up his nose to sniff, and started wagging his tail happily. We pranked dogs and they liked it! Best laugh of the day. I love that dogs appreciate fart jokes. #dogs #FartJokes #farts #jokes #prank #pranking

"My god—was that you?"
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
he replied, grinning.

Haiku Prompt No. 271: noxious
@aethelshane
#writingcommunity
#haiku #senryu #FartJokes
#575prompt

@estherschindler 🥥 I'm always here for #FartJokes, but when they're in #French and feature #Cats, is that a #HatTrick or a winning #Trifecta? Asking for a feline friend. 🥥

I know a few people that are so musical they fart dubstep.

#Fart #FartJokes #Dubstep #Music #Humor

This is what I've been practicing for. #fartjokes

SO! *handclasp*

I'm out, I'm free, I've escaped the #algorithms of other platforms...

What's next? What's happening? What am I gonna do?

...apparently trudge thru just as much political loathing, #bias, & #rubbish posts as the OTHER platforms!?

Let me clarify something:

You'll find none of that when following ME.

There shall be only #thoughtful #fiction #nonfiction #books #geek #humor #80s #nostalgia #music #videogames #fartjokes #moviequotes #bluesbrothers

You've been warned 😉
😎🚬🚓🎶

#Medieval #manuscripts #Fartjokes https://flip.it/RaGQyW 37 Dirty Medieval Manuscripts That Prove People In The Middle Ages Weren’t So Prudish After All

I am in love with the idea that I will be responsible for encouraging people to search theological archives for fart jokes next week.

#ClownResearchProject
#cuneiform
#FartJokes