#tooters — Public Fediverse posts

My favorite apodo (look it up) for the place most #tooters came from is #Xitter. It uses the #Nahual #pronunciation of #X. I think that is appropriate for a #socialmedia #site which is the largest steaming turd in the #world. I never wallowed in that particular pile of bile.

Goodnight, #tooters :D

Goodnight, #tooters!

@paul

No, it's too easy.

REALL #tooters manipulate the inodes by hand with a magnet! 😄

https://web.archive.org/web/20140911221545/http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20091201

Who's the proud new owner of tooters.wtf?

👆 This guy.

I might have a problem.

#tooters #domains

@Fu

I've had two or three pretty crazy viral toots that got hundreds of favorites my whole time here, but none of that compares to the dopamine hit of just talking to fun and kind #tooters. :D

Mlem, mlem, mlem...

Goodnight, dear #tooters, from #FloofDaughter #Mira!

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfFedi #CatsOfFediverse #CatsOfMastodon

Dear #tooters,

Don't ever stop posting your nerdy passion projects.

Even when I can't understand 90% of what you're saying, I love them, and they bring way more healing to a very hurting world than you might surmise.

So sometimes you get a #silly idea, but can't let it go?

Well, what if #JohnMastodon opened a restaurant? I think it'd have to be called #Tooters right?

#Mastodon

Hey #BSD / #FreeBSD #tooters,

What's a good (used/cheap) desktop to run BSD, preferably with wifi working out of the box (ok, a USB dongle wouldn't be terrible, I probably already have one around here somewhere).

I'm thinking along the lines of a thinkcentre or optiplex SFF or Micro. The kind that gets purchased by the truckload by big corporations, used for 2-3 years, and then "oh no, it doesn't run our bloated, proprietary, utterly garbage software stack well enough, TIME TO BUY A NEW ONE." lol
(So, like $200-$300 max)

Thinking about using #FreeBSD for my main home base. Been using a #RaspberryPi 4, but it's just too weak in terms of performance and stability, and using ARM (even with only FOSS) is just a death-by-papercuts scenario. Possibly unless you're using a totally source-based OS like #Gentoo. I haven't tried BSD on #ARM, to be honest.

zijn er #tooters die dit apparaat bekend voorkomen?

do you recognize this old device?

Fellow Tooters, please enable #MFA on the fediverse.

#MFA #Mastodon #Tooters #Fediverse

Time for some sleep.
Goodnight, #Tooters!

REPORT: For all of you who were sympathetic to my plight in this post, thank you. (I'm sorta lookin' at you @mazz.) I did a local Google search (I know, I need to use a different service that for kind of work) and found Musselman's Antiques and Old Lighting in Santa Paula, CA. Writing this, it may have been someone responding to my post who suggested this place ... I can't remember.

ANYWAY ... this place is lamp jackpot. "They" fixed up my two lamps like absolute pros.

I put "they" in quotation marks because "they" are one guy: Bob Musselman. He's why I'm writing all this and what follows.

Bob's shop is a 30' x 100' walk into lighting history. Half of the shop is his workshop. All of the shop is covered in lamps and lamp things. It's amazing!

What's more amazing is Bob. He's a one-man shop. He does all the work and repairs, though from time to time he gets some help with the computer billing system.

But amazing gets more so. Bob is 99 years old. You wouldn't guess it from looking at and talking with him, but he is. And he's a SeeBee veteran who spent time in the Pacific theater building airstrips and such. Ask him about it. He has stories.

Anyway. I just wanted to thank the tooters here who steered me in Bob's direction.

#lamps #tooters #neighbors

I don't say this enough, but man, I'm just so honored to be here among all you amazing weirdos.

The #Fediverse is the best online community I've ever experienced in *thirty-three* years of being on the #Internet.

#Fedifriends #Tooters #iLoveYou

Goodnight, #tooters!

Hey #tooters,

How do you buy (paper) books ethically?
I was looking at abebooks, but they're owned by #LexCorp now 🤦‍♂️

Guten Morgen, liebe #troetis, liebes #fediverse! ☀️🎶

Good morning, dear #tooters!☀️🎶

#Caturday #catsofmastodon #calico #glueckskatze

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1UjmT0K-oL/?igsh=MXFlc3plNnJzYmgyZg== #IG is #shadowbanning me #Please keep #sharing all the #reels from the evil #IG that i am posting #thanku we must continue to speak up about #palastine One knows one has done something helpful when one is shadowbanned Come on #tooters #help #palastine #keepupthegreatwork

Any #Wx #Tooters / #Meteorologists out there know what that huge storm is to the S of #HurricaneIdalia is? The one to the S of Cuba? I haven't seen any mention of it yet... 😳 #Hurricane #Idalia

@geravitywave: I know this isn't your area of the country, but got any #Wx Friends out here that might know? 🤔

@kissane Perhaps to avoid (new) tooters to feel they are posting into a void, Mastodoners should 'like' a post more often, instead of only boosting it when they find the toot worthy for other people to see?

Boosting this toot would be nice. 🙏

#mastodonhelp
#mastodoninfo
#mastodontips
#newhere
#newbie
#mastodon
#tooters
#toot
#boost

Posting on time hahaha what’s wrong w me! I always travel and think backwards and late 🤣🤣🤣here’s for all #localverse and the #fediverse and all #tooters #thicktrunktuesday #trees #treetuesday #treetrunks #roots and all 🤣🍄🙏🍄🙏💜 bless the plants worldwide and their mycelial family #seqld #MoretonBayFigs

I’m v v pooped dear #yooters but I alwys love to send #reiki and best wishes dear #tooters into the #fediverse and #localverse from me and my grandson

Questions for #tooters - is there a way to see your own toots in the #Tusky app? And a way to add people to lists in the app?

#MastodonHowTo

Finding it hilarious that 40% of #tooters #polled in my recent #desertedisland #poll voted for "my favorite book" vs. basic physical survival items like shelter, clothing, fire-making tools, etc. I'd love to know how many of the respondents are #writers / #authors.🤣 However, 10 years IS quite a LONG time to keep oneself occupied, so #reading one's #favorite #book might very well keep a person sane longer than, say, drawing a face on volleyball & talking to it.😂 #castaway #movie #humor

Finding it hilarious that 40% of #tooters #polled in my recent #desertedisland #poll voted for "my favorite book" vs. basic physical survival items like shelter, clothing, fire-making tools, etc. I'd love to know how many of the respondents are #writers / #authors.🤣 However, 10 years IS quite a LONG time to keep oneself occupied, so #reading one's #favorite #book might very well keep a person sane longer than, say, drawing a face on volleyball & talking to it.😂 #castaway #movie #humor

Finding it hilarious that 40% of #tooters #polled in my recent #desertedisland #poll voted for "my favorite book" vs. basic physical survival items like shelter, clothing, fire-making tools, etc. I'd love to know how many of the respondents are #writers / #authors.🤣 However, 10 years IS quite a LONG time to keep oneself occupied, so #reading one's #favorite #book might very well keep a person sane longer than, say, drawing a face on volleyball & talking to it.😂 #castaway #movie #humor

Finding it hilarious that 40% of #tooters #polled in my recent #desertedisland #poll voted for "my favorite book" vs. basic physical survival items like shelter, clothing, fire-making tools, etc. I'd love to know how many of the respondents are #writers / #authors.🤣 However, 10 years IS quite a LONG time to keep oneself occupied, so #reading one's #favorite #book might very well keep a person sane longer than, say, drawing a face on volleyball & talking to it.😂 #castaway #movie #humor

Finding it hilarious that 40% of #tooters #polled in my recent #desertedisland #poll voted for "my favorite book" vs. basic physical survival items like shelter, clothing, fire-making tools, etc. I'd love to know how many of the respondents are #writers / #authors.🤣 However, 10 years IS quite a LONG time to keep oneself occupied, so #reading one's #favorite #book might very well keep a person sane longer than, say, drawing a face on volleyball & talking to it.😂 #castaway #movie #humor

I would LOVE to know how #tooters are coming to these #conclusions with this particular #poll. I find the #analytical aspect of how ppl's #minds work to be a fascinating subject. Wondering how much of it is based on #perception vs. #logical #deductive #reasoning #skills.🤣 Hint: If you check my #toots & #profile #bio, you'll have better luck with your guesses.😉 #dataanalysis #data #analysis

I would LOVE to know how #tooters are coming to these #conclusions with this particular #poll. I find the #analytical aspect of how ppl's #minds work to be a fascinating subject. Wondering how much of it is based on #perception vs. #logical #deductive #reasoning #skills.🤣 Hint: If you check my #toots & #profile #bio, you'll have better luck with your guesses.😉 #dataanalysis #data #analysis

I would LOVE to know how #tooters are coming to these #conclusions with this particular #poll. I find the #analytical aspect of how ppl's #minds work to be a fascinating subject. Wondering how much of it is based on #perception vs. #logical #deductive #reasoning #skills.🤣 Hint: If you check my #toots & #profile #bio, you'll have better luck with your guesses.😉 #dataanalysis #data #analysis

I would LOVE to know how #tooters are coming to these #conclusions with this particular #poll. I find the #analytical aspect of how ppl's #minds work to be a fascinating subject. Wondering how much of it is based on #perception vs. #logical #deductive #reasoning #skills.🤣 Hint: If you check my #toots & #profile #bio, you'll have better luck with your guesses.😉 #dataanalysis #data #analysis

I would LOVE to know how #tooters are coming to these #conclusions with this particular #poll. I find the #analysis aspect of how ppl's #minds work to be a fascinating subject. Wondering how much of it is based on #perception vs. #logical #deductive #reasoning #skills.🤣 Hint: If you check my #toots & #profile #bio, you'll have better luck with your guesses.😉

Good morning #Mastonauts #MasoPlanners #Mastodonians #TuskeHeads and #Tooters. Hope you have a great week. Sometimes I just talk in gibberish when telemarketers call. #ThingsIToldTheTelemarketer #KindOfFeelBad #NotReallyThough

Good morning #Mastonauts #MasoPlanners #Mastodonians #TuskeHeads and #Tooters. Hope you have a great week. Sometimes I just talk in gibberish when telemarketers call. #ThingsIToldTheTelemarketer #KindOfFeelBad #NotReallyThough

Good morning #Mastonauts #MasoPlanners #Mastodonians #TuskeHeads and #Tooters. Hope you have a great week. Sometimes I just talk in gibberish when telemarketers call. #ThingsIToldTheTelemarketer #KindOfFeelBad #NotReallyThough

Good morning #Mastonauts #MasoPlanners #Mastodonians #TuskeHeads and #Tooters. Hope you have a great week. Sometimes I just talk in gibberish when telemarketers call. #ThingsIToldTheTelemarketer #KindOfFeelBad #NotReallyThough

Good morning #Mastonauts #MasoPlanners #Mastodonians #TuskeHeads and #Tooters. Hope you have a great week. Sometimes I just talk in gibberish when telemarketers call. #ThingsIToldTheTelemarketer #KindOfFeelBad #NotReallyThough

Hey there #Mastonauts #Mastoners #Mastoblivions #Tuskotrons #Tuskaloosans #Tooters. Hope you're having a great #NewYear so far and aren't staring at huge holiday #bills.

Hey there #Mastonauts #Mastoners #Mastoblivions #Tuskotrons #Tuskaloosans #Tooters. Hope you're having a great #NewYear so far and aren't staring at huge holiday #bills.

Hey there #Mastonauts #Mastoners #Mastoblivions #Tuskotrons #Tuskaloosans #Tooters. Hope you're having a great #NewYear so far and aren't staring at huge holiday #bills.

Hey there #Mastonauts #Mastoners #Mastoblivions #Tuskotrons #Tuskaloosans #Tooters. Hope you're having a great #NewYear so far and aren't staring at huge holiday #bills.

Hey there #Mastonauts #Mastoners #Mastoblivions #Tuskotrons #Tuskaloosans #Tooters. Hope you're having a great #NewYear so far and aren't staring at huge holiday #bills.

Buenos días #tooters ! Cómo estáis? Espero que bien porque quiero compartir algo con vosotros.

Hilo:

Ayer por la noche os comenté lo cansado y frustrado que estaba con el #master de #profesor de #secundaria_universal y lo muy poco que están haciendo por nosotros los profesores de la asignatura más importante, #didáctica. Hoy, aún triste y afligido, pienso que no debería llevarme esto a la #autoestima, pero me pasa. Y a mis compañeros del máster les está pasando lo mismo.

Buenos días #tooters ! Cómo estáis? Espero que bien porque quiero compartir algo con vosotros.

Hilo:

Ayer por la noche os comenté lo cansado y frustrado que estaba con el #master de #profesor de #secundaria_universal y lo muy poco que están haciendo por nosotros los profesores de la asignatura más importante, #didáctica. Hoy, aún triste y afligido, pienso que no debería llevarme esto a la #autoestima, pero me pasa. Y a mis compañeros del máster les está pasando lo mismo.

Goodnight, #Tooters.
Gonna start watching some #Andor and get some sleep.

#PaxChristi

Hey there #Mastrometers, #Masticulators, #Mastobots, #Tuskanoodles #Tuskacrobats #Tooters. How are ya? You good? Hope you're having a great day in the #Fediverse.

Hey there #Mastrometers, #Masticulators, #Mastobots, #Tuskanoodles #Tuskacrobats #Tooters. How are ya? You good? Hope you're having a great day in the #Fediverse.

Hey there #Mastrometers, #Masticulators, #Mastobots, #Tuskanoodles #Tuskacrobats #Tooters. How are ya? You good? Hope you're having a great day in the #Fediverse.