#johnmastodon — Public Fediverse posts

@Mastodon needs an "English (Canadian)" localization. Another thing for my pile of copious-spare-time projects, I guess.

#Canada #Mastodon #JohnMastodon

Fool! Doctor Doom toots as he pleases!

#toot #mastodon #johnmastodon #doctordoom #doom #fantasticfour

@jmac @faerye OMG my non-math friends are kind of amazed that this account evolved into being a (mostly) math account. Well except when I'm busy stanning #JohnMastodon or talking about #MorrisDancing on #MayDay or some other obviously essential activity.

This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:

A green freezer bag
Growing even stupider
Forever shrinking

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:

The thick fishmonger
Getting clearly happier
Next to the liar

Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

@strypey The Log Lady asked me to tell you this:

A poem as lovely as a tree.

As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro; the rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dark dream. The dream of suffering and pain; pain for the victim, pain for the inflicter of pain – a circle of pain, a circle of suffering.

Woe to ones who behold the pale horse.

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

I wrote this haiku after speaking to my spirit guide:

Singing like a tree
Hurrying like the turkey
A sharp barrier

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.