#johnmastodon — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #johnmastodon, aggregated by home.social.
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This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
A green freezer bag
Growing even stupider
Forever shrinkingThis is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
The thick fishmonger
Getting clearly happier
Next to the liarHeed the words of #JohnMastodon.
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@strypey The Log Lady asked me to tell you this:
A poem as lovely as a tree.
As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro; the rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dark dream. The dream of suffering and pain; pain for the victim, pain for the inflicter of pain – a circle of pain, a circle of suffering.
Woe to ones who behold the pale horse.
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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@strypey The Log Lady asked me to tell you this:
A poem as lovely as a tree.
As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro; the rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dark dream. The dream of suffering and pain; pain for the victim, pain for the inflicter of pain – a circle of pain, a circle of suffering.
Woe to ones who behold the pale horse.
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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I wrote this haiku after speaking to my spirit guide:
Singing like a tree
Hurrying like the turkey
A sharp barrierThis is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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This morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
Inside a razor
Cosier than an elbow
A terrible legBe grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
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I wrote this haiku after meditating in my Zen garden:
Singing like an arm
Turning forever brighter
The sweet eiderdownBe grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
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John Mastodon values all geese
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It may be something to do with the heat, but I’m sure I heard AI killed John Mastodon’s goose.
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John Mastodon is about to call a Monday morning meeting.
Who is bringing beverages this week? 🧃
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@pallenberg
Ich teile Ihre Skepsis. Keine Transparenz wer der Geldgeber ist, der Intransparente Code (was haben die darin wohl geändert), die PR-Kampagne durch die klassischen Medien, sieht alles nach einem Versuch ein gewinnorientiertes Unternehmen schnell aufzubauen.
Und dann noch die Identifikationspflicht.Ich vertraue lieber #JohnMastodon .
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@leonrobbins I have consulted the I Ching on your behalf. It told me this:
32 ䷟ Heng/Duration
Duration. Success. No blame.
Perseverance furthers.
It furthers one to have someone to go.Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
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@leonrobbins These words from the Orient are especially for you:
50 ䷱ Ting/The Cauldron
The Cauldron. Supreme good fortune.
Success.This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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What if we were to mate a sparrow with your mum?
Ignore the words of #JohnMastodon at your peril.
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Just finished my weekly Physical Examination. I scored top marks! No other tech CEO is healthier than me! Thanks to all the top doctors at the John Mastodon Health Centre!
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
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Last night I dreamt of a Slovakia, a musical keyboard and an ice hockey in front of the Double-R Diner.
Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
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That better is going to reveal "MASTODON" by the time the #tarp drops.
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Last night I dreamt of a nazar amulet and a crayon in front of the Double-R Diner.
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
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@anne_twain yes, Anne, we do know the backstory about #joinMastodon but it is #JohnMastodon who ended up winning the hashtag countdown over #JonMastodon @Heliograph
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@anne_twain yes, Anne, we do know the backstory about #joinMastodon but it is #JohnMastodon who ended up winning the hashtag countdown over #JonMastodon @Heliograph
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@anne_twain yes, Anne, we do know the backstory about #joinMastodon but it is #JohnMastodon who ended up winning the hashtag countdown over #JonMastodon @Heliograph
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@anne_twain yes, Anne, we do know the backstory about #joinMastodon but it is #JohnMastodon who ended up winning the hashtag countdown over #JonMastodon @Heliograph
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@anne_twain yes, Anne, we do know the backstory about #joinMastodon but it is #JohnMastodon who ended up winning the hashtag countdown over #JonMastodon @Heliograph
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John Mastodon was overheard saying:
It's good Fediquette to put hashtags at the end of posts.
Makes it easier for both humans and screen readers to parse your text.
#Fediverse #JohnMastodon #Fediquette -
For those new arrivals to the Fediverse, here’s a little introduction to our lord and saviour, John Mastodon.
And remember to always, and I mean always, add #AltText to your images!
John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis[@Onj])
~ Dgar“When the darkness fell on blue
In the year of twenty-two
The chanting started to ring true
The call went out to me and you
Join Mastodon
Join MastodonHow could they have ever known
Their words were forming sacred tones
The ancient forces in the stone
The summoning of flesh and bone
John Mastodon
John MastodonJohn Mastodon, they love their mum
They have alt-text written on
The tattoo on their arm
Of a hairy pachyderm
John Mastodon
John MastodonJoin Mastodon x8
The chants grew loud as we watched on
The coming of the chosen one
They emerged triumphant from
The ancient portal of Gargron
John Mastodon
John MastodonLinking people across the earth
They lead them to the Fediverse
Their admin army show their worth
Shouting loudly in their mirth
Join Mastodon
Join MastodonJohn Mastodon, they’re the one
Who takes the corporate socials on
They give their code to everyone
For every platform you might run
John Mastodon
Join MastodonJoin Mastodon x8
Sweating blood and guts and tears
And fighting bots and billionaires
An artist and engineer
With indie songs in his ears
John Mastodon
John MastodonDitch the birds and book of faces
Leave behind the corporations.
Tooting old computer cases
Open source on all our bases
Join Mastodon
Join MastodonJohn Mastodon knows all the tricks
Of every distro of Linux
They stay engaged in politics
They fought an army of Fediverse chicks
John Mastodon
John Mastodon”https://dgar.bandcamp.com/track/john-mastodon-ft-andre-louis
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For those new arrivals to the Fediverse, here’s a little introduction to our lord and saviour, John Mastodon.
And remember to always, and I mean always, add #AltText to your images!
John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis[@Onj])
~ Dgar“When the darkness fell on blue
In the year of twenty-two
The chanting started to ring true
The call went out to me and you
Join Mastodon
Join MastodonHow could they have ever known
Their words were forming sacred tones
The ancient forces in the stone
The summoning of flesh and bone
John Mastodon
John MastodonJohn Mastodon, they love their mum
They have alt-text written on
The tattoo on their arm
Of a hairy pachyderm
John Mastodon
John MastodonJoin Mastodon x8
The chants grew loud as we watched on
The coming of the chosen one
They emerged triumphant from
The ancient portal of Gargron
John Mastodon
John MastodonLinking people across the earth
They lead them to the Fediverse
Their admin army show their worth
Shouting loudly in their mirth
Join Mastodon
Join MastodonJohn Mastodon, they’re the one
Who takes the corporate socials on
They give their code to everyone
For every platform you might run
John Mastodon
Join MastodonJoin Mastodon x8
Sweating blood and guts and tears
And fighting bots and billionaires
An artist and engineer
With indie songs in his ears
John Mastodon
John MastodonDitch the birds and book of faces
Leave behind the corporations.
Tooting old computer cases
Open source on all our bases
Join Mastodon
Join MastodonJohn Mastodon knows all the tricks
Of every distro of Linux
They stay engaged in politics
They fought an army of Fediverse chicks
John Mastodon
John Mastodon”https://dgar.bandcamp.com/track/john-mastodon-ft-andre-louis
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> #theFedi is ..
Don't think by any means necessary of a giant creative pink #johnMastodon, laying somewhere on top of the big banquet table of the #fediVerse @mayintoronto!
https://tupambae.org/display/0ac89072-3165-5793-da42-97b190797096
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Honestly this is evil enough Mastodon
itself should issue regular warnings.👈
Including importantly to new users, 👈
during the setup and joining process.👈#Mastodon #coders #johnMastodon #joinMastodon #nubie #noobie #privacy #anonymity #trick #hacking
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Honestly this is evil enough Mastodon
itself should issue regular warnings.👈
Including importantly to new users, 👈
during the setup and joining process.👈#Mastodon #coders #johnMastodon #joinMastodon #nubie #noobie #privacy #anonymity #trick #hacking
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Honestly this is evil enough Mastodon
itself should issue regular warnings.👈
Including importantly to new users, 👈
during the setup and joining process.👈#Mastodon #coders #johnMastodon #joinMastodon #nubie #noobie #privacy #anonymity #trick #hacking
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Honestly this is evil enough Mastodon
itself should issue regular warnings.👈
Including importantly to new users, 👈
during the setup and joining process.👈#Mastodon #coders #johnMastodon #joinMastodon #nubie #noobie #privacy #anonymity #trick #hacking
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John Mastodon has a new friend now
#TheCheat #JohnMastodon #Plushtodon #Fangamer #HomestarRunner
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John Mastodon has a new friend now
#TheCheat #JohnMastodon #Plushtodon #Fangamer #HomestarRunner
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So sometimes you get a #silly idea, but can't let it go?
Well, what if #JohnMastodon opened a restaurant? I think it'd have to be called #Tooters right?
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So sometimes you get a #silly idea, but can't let it go?
Well, what if #JohnMastodon opened a restaurant? I think it'd have to be called #Tooters right?
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So John Mastodon, Fedi Mercury, and Toot Nukem walked *OUT* of the bar.
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So John Mastodon, Fedi Mercury, and Toot Nukem walked *OUT* of the bar.
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Quiero josear todo lo que tooteé mal,
todo lo que joseé hasta de mí,
debo josear lo que yo solo sé,
uh, #JohnMastodon, perdón también.Quiero josear todo lo que tooteé mal,
todo lo que joseé hasta de mí,
debo josear lo que yo solo sé,
uh perdón, Sexorcisto (?) también.Se ve que para algo tooteé esa instancia,
porque no encuentro posts, ni joseos ni nada,
hay tooteos vacíos de instancias extrañas,
las debo haber joseado, uh que macana.No pienso estar Enero en fantaland
no me excita josear todo mal
que tentación, me voy a tuiter.rocks
reservé por ahí una cuentín.No pienso estar Enero en fantaland
me excita josear mucho en .la
que tentación josear en Mastodon
reservé por ahí una cuentín.Revísenme la config, el server, la cuenta,
revísenme a mi, la instancia no tiene deuda,
en esta ocasión voy a pedirles perdón,
si es rápido y es gratis entonces, wonderfulSiempre seguí la misma dirección
la difícil la que usa #Paco
siento llegar a un rosquete total,
de ese culo me voy a soltar.Siempre seguí la misma dirección
la difícil la que usa Paco
siento llegar a un rosquete total,
de ese culo me voy a soltar.Dame, dame, dame
un poco de tooteo
yo a cambio te ofrezco
una montaña de joseo.
Dame, dame, dame
un poco de tooteo.Me llegó una carta
que me dice Funé,
no tiene remitente
dejame de joder.#Rock #Argentina #RockArgentino #RockNacional #Joseos #JoseosRockArgentino #JoseosRockNacional #AndrésCalamaro #Calamaro #ElSalmón #Fediverso
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Quiero josear todo lo que tooteé mal,
todo lo que joseé hasta de mí,
debo josear lo que yo solo sé,
uh, #JohnMastodon, perdón también.Quiero josear todo lo que tooteé mal,
todo lo que joseé hasta de mí,
debo josear lo que yo solo sé,
uh perdón, Sexorcisto (?) también.Se ve que para algo tooteé esa instancia,
porque no encuentro posts, ni joseos ni nada,
hay tooteos vacíos de instancias extrañas,
las debo haber joseado, uh que macana.No pienso estar Enero en fantaland
no me excita josear todo mal
que tentación, me voy a tuiter.rocks
reservé por ahí una cuentín.No pienso estar Enero en fantaland
me excita josear mucho en .la
que tentación josear en Mastodon
reservé por ahí una cuentín.Revísenme la config, el server, la cuenta,
revísenme a mi, la instancia no tiene deuda,
en esta ocasión voy a pedirles perdón,
si es rápido y es gratis entonces, wonderfulSiempre seguí la misma dirección
la difícil la que usa #Paco
siento llegar a un rosquete total,
de ese culo me voy a soltar.Siempre seguí la misma dirección
la difícil la que usa Paco
siento llegar a un rosquete total,
de ese culo me voy a soltar.Dame, dame, dame
un poco de tooteo
yo a cambio te ofrezco
una montaña de joseo.
Dame, dame, dame
un poco de tooteo.Me llegó una carta
que me dice Funé,
no tiene remitente
dejame de joder.#Rock #Argentina #RockArgentino #RockNacional #Joseos #JoseosRockArgentino #JoseosRockNacional #AndrésCalamaro #Calamaro #ElSalmón #Fediverso
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Toxic masculinity is the gateway drug to fascism.
#JohnMastodon #TTJ -
Toxic masculinity is the gateway drug to fascism.
#JohnMastodon #TTJ
