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This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:

A green freezer bag
Growing even stupider
Forever shrinking

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:

The thick fishmonger
Getting clearly happier
Next to the liar

Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

@strypey The Log Lady asked me to tell you this:

A poem as lovely as a tree.

As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro; the rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dark dream. The dream of suffering and pain; pain for the victim, pain for the inflicter of pain – a circle of pain, a circle of suffering.

Woe to ones who behold the pale horse.

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

@strypey The Log Lady asked me to tell you this:

A poem as lovely as a tree.

As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro; the rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dark dream. The dream of suffering and pain; pain for the victim, pain for the inflicter of pain – a circle of pain, a circle of suffering.

Woe to ones who behold the pale horse.

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

I wrote this haiku after speaking to my spirit guide:

Singing like a tree
Hurrying like the turkey
A sharp barrier

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

@dansup is #PixelFred a friend of #JohnMastodon?

@dansup is #PixelFred a friend of #JohnMastodon?

This morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku:

Inside a razor
Cosier than an elbow
A terrible leg

Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.

John Mastodon values all geese

#johnmastodon #goose #softbank #meme #value

It may be something to do with the heat, but I’m sure I heard AI killed John Mastodon’s goose.

#goose #johnmastodon

@ghosttie That is indeed a problem. #JohnMastodon

John Mastodon is about to call a Monday morning meeting.

Who is bringing beverages this week? 🧃

#JohnMastodon #Mastodon

@pallenberg
Ich teile Ihre Skepsis. Keine Transparenz wer der Geldgeber ist, der Intransparente Code (was haben die darin wohl geändert), die PR-Kampagne durch die klassischen Medien, sieht alles nach einem Versuch ein gewinnorientiertes Unternehmen schnell aufzubauen.
Und dann noch die Identifikationspflicht.

Ich vertraue lieber #JohnMastodon .

@leonrobbins I have consulted the I Ching on your behalf. It told me this:

32 ䷟ Heng/Duration

Duration. Success. No blame.
Perseverance furthers.
It furthers one to have someone to go.

Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!

@leonrobbins These words from the Orient are especially for you:

50 ䷱ Ting/The Cauldron

The Cauldron. Supreme good fortune.
Success.

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

What if we were to mate a sparrow with your mum?

Ignore the words of #JohnMastodon at your peril.

“Join the Fediverse.”

- #JohnMastodon

Just finished my weekly Physical Examination. I scored top marks! No other tech CEO is healthier than me! Thanks to all the top doctors at the John Mastodon Health Centre!

#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.

Last night I dreamt of a Slovakia, a musical keyboard and an ice hockey in front of the Double-R Diner.

Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

That better is going to reveal "MASTODON" by the time the #tarp drops.

#JohnMastodon #USPol #Trump

Last night I dreamt of a nazar amulet and a crayon in front of the Double-R Diner.

#JohnMastodon has spoken.