#johnmastodon — Public Fediverse posts
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Fool! Doctor Doom toots as he pleases!
#toot #mastodon #johnmastodon #doctordoom #doom #fantasticfour
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Fool! Doctor Doom toots as he pleases!
#toot #mastodon #johnmastodon #doctordoom #doom #fantasticfour
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@jmac @faerye OMG my non-math friends are kind of amazed that this account evolved into being a (mostly) math account. Well except when I'm busy stanning #JohnMastodon or talking about #MorrisDancing on #MayDay or some other obviously essential activity.
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@jmac @faerye OMG my non-math friends are kind of amazed that this account evolved into being a (mostly) math account. Well except when I'm busy stanning #JohnMastodon or talking about #MorrisDancing on #MayDay or some other obviously essential activity.
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This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
A green freezer bag
Growing even stupider
Forever shrinkingThis is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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This morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
The thick fishmonger
Getting clearly happier
Next to the liarHeed the words of #JohnMastodon.
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@strypey The Log Lady asked me to tell you this:
A poem as lovely as a tree.
As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro; the rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dark dream. The dream of suffering and pain; pain for the victim, pain for the inflicter of pain – a circle of pain, a circle of suffering.
Woe to ones who behold the pale horse.
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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@strypey The Log Lady asked me to tell you this:
A poem as lovely as a tree.
As the night wind blows, the boughs move to and fro; the rustling, the magic rustling that brings on the dark dream. The dream of suffering and pain; pain for the victim, pain for the inflicter of pain – a circle of pain, a circle of suffering.
Woe to ones who behold the pale horse.
This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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I wrote this haiku after speaking to my spirit guide:
Singing like a tree
Hurrying like the turkey
A sharp barrierThis is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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@dansup is #PixelFred a friend of #JohnMastodon?
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@dansup is #PixelFred a friend of #JohnMastodon?
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John Mastodon values all geese
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It may be something to do with the heat, but I’m sure I heard AI killed John Mastodon’s goose.
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John Mastodon is about to call a Monday morning meeting.
Who is bringing beverages this week? 🧃
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@pallenberg
Ich teile Ihre Skepsis. Keine Transparenz wer der Geldgeber ist, der Intransparente Code (was haben die darin wohl geändert), die PR-Kampagne durch die klassischen Medien, sieht alles nach einem Versuch ein gewinnorientiertes Unternehmen schnell aufzubauen.
Und dann noch die Identifikationspflicht.Ich vertraue lieber #JohnMastodon .
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@leonrobbins I have consulted the I Ching on your behalf. It told me this:
32 ䷟ Heng/Duration
Duration. Success. No blame.
Perseverance furthers.
It furthers one to have someone to go.Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
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@leonrobbins These words from the Orient are especially for you:
50 ䷱ Ting/The Cauldron
The Cauldron. Supreme good fortune.
Success.This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
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What if we were to mate a sparrow with your mum?
Ignore the words of #JohnMastodon at your peril.
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Just finished my weekly Physical Examination. I scored top marks! No other tech CEO is healthier than me! Thanks to all the top doctors at the John Mastodon Health Centre!
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
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Last night I dreamt of a Slovakia, a musical keyboard and an ice hockey in front of the Double-R Diner.
Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
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That better is going to reveal "MASTODON" by the time the #tarp drops.
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Last night I dreamt of a nazar amulet and a crayon in front of the Double-R Diner.
#JohnMastodon has spoken.