#johnmastodon — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #johnmastodon, aggregated by home.social.
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Best picture yet of our founder and fearless leader John Mastodon (@JohnMastodonBot);
https://www.melbournebranding.com/what-is-the-social-web-and-why-does-it-matter/
Gotta love the Trained #MOLE vomit these turkeys decorate their vacuous sales websites with 🤣
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@anne_twain yes, Anne, we do know the backstory about #joinMastodon but it is #JohnMastodon who ended up winning the hashtag countdown over #JonMastodon @Heliograph
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I really appreciate @ikluft @KO6YQ @AstroHawk’s fedi advocacy. I also dig how he’s split his interests between accounts.
Lately he’s been adding fediverse presence not found #FPNF: if you know them, invite them when, well. You get the point.
Can we all start doing this, please?
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- ¿En una pelea entre #JohnMastodon y #Dios, quien gana?
- ¿Dios?
- Estás equivocado. Es una pregunta con trampa. John Mastodon ES Dios.(?)
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@dgar Congrats on 10k Jon, sorry #Dgar !
Not that such things matter in this place 😋.
However what does matter is:
There are those that speak in whispered tones about the great #JohnMastodon , those that speak of the lost tribes of the #Fediverse & those that speak of those like a certain Armoured Squirrel who braved the wastes of the #Interweb as part of the #GangsOfNovember in the Great Migration of 2022!
But none of these people can squeeze the entirety of the OED onto the first verse of a song!
You are Peddler in Dad Jokes & Memes the like of which has not been seen since C.M.O.T. Dibbler briefly rode the Mammoth before someone ate one of his (mostly) meat pies & he had to leave in a hurry!
Your songs range across the Interweb , so that folks with no knowledge of the Fediverse suddenly encounter the truth that ‘Mondays on the Moon’ truly suck & ‘Space Pop’ is a viable alternative to cola !
You are a giant amongst Fedinauts & I have been proud & honoured to share a TL with you since I first landed in this strange & beautiful place!
#TheMammutMoves #Today because of folks like you , Good on yer Bloke !!
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Quiero josear todo lo que tooteé mal,
todo lo que joseé hasta de mí,
debo josear lo que yo solo sé,
uh, #JohnMastodon, perdón también.Quiero josear todo lo que tooteé mal,
todo lo que joseé hasta de mí,
debo josear lo que yo solo sé,
uh perdón, Sexorcisto (?) también.Se ve que para algo tooteé esa instancia,
porque no encuentro posts, ni joseos ni nada,
hay tooteos vacíos de instancias extrañas,
las debo haber joseado, uh que macana.No pienso estar Enero en fantaland
no me excita josear todo mal
que tentación, me voy a tuiter.rocks
reservé por ahí una cuentín.No pienso estar Enero en fantaland
me excita josear mucho en .la
que tentación josear en Mastodon
reservé por ahí una cuentín.Revísenme la config, el server, la cuenta,
revísenme a mi, la instancia no tiene deuda,
en esta ocasión voy a pedirles perdón,
si es rápido y es gratis entonces, wonderfulSiempre seguí la misma dirección
la difícil la que usa #Paco
siento llegar a un rosquete total,
de ese culo me voy a soltar.Siempre seguí la misma dirección
la difícil la que usa Paco
siento llegar a un rosquete total,
de ese culo me voy a soltar.Dame, dame, dame
un poco de tooteo
yo a cambio te ofrezco
una montaña de joseo.
Dame, dame, dame
un poco de tooteo.Me llegó una carta
que me dice Funé,
no tiene remitente
dejame de joder.#Rock #Argentina #RockArgentino #RockNacional #Joseos #JoseosRockArgentino #JoseosRockNacional #AndrésCalamaro #Calamaro #ElSalmón #Fediverso
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Congrats to #JohnMastodon! You've built an impressive #PersonalBrand! This is essential to life today! All of us -- every single person -- needs to tell a compelling #brandStory in order to stand out and be unique!
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Bill Murray Cheers on Son Luke During March Madness Championship Win: 'He's Worked Very Hard'. Congrats UConn Huskies Men’s Basketball team on well deserved win.
#UconnHuskies #NCAAMensBasketball #JohnMastodon #IAmMastodon #Fediverse #TwitterExodus #TwitterRefugee
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@mikewas We @ the #FediVerse have skin in the game today vs #Sooners. Jared Verse #JaredVerse is an American football defensive end for the Florida State Seminoles. Let’s gooooooo
#JohnMastodon #TwitterMigration #TwitterExodus #TwitterRefugee #Newhere #IAmMastodon #CheezItBowl
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#JohnMastodon did NOT fly to Doha to watch the World Cup final.
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#JohnMastodon did NOT fly to Doha to watch the World Cup final.
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#JohnMastodon did NOT fly to Doha to watch the World Cup final.
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#JohnMastodon did NOT fly to Doha to watch the World Cup final.
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#JohnMastodon did NOT fly to Doha to watch the World Cup final.
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Some of my favorite #MidJourney #AI #art #renders I did of #JohnMastodon just for funsies.
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Here's a useful little history of the Bettie Serveert band - some I knew, some I didn't - interesting that John Mastodon was in the early lineup but left after a couple of months.
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John Mastodon was last seen climbing the mountain known as the Tusk.
⛰️ 49°58'30" N, 123°02'34" W
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John Mastodon was last seen climbing the mountain known as the Tusk.
⛰️ 49°58'30" N, 123°02'34" W
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John Mastodon was last seen climbing the mountain known as the Tusk.
⛰️ 49°58'30" N, 123°02'34" W
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John Mastodon was last seen climbing the mountain known as the Tusk.
⛰️ 49°58'30" N, 123°02'34" W
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John Mastodon was last seen climbing the mountain known as the Tusk.
⛰️ 49°58'30" N, 123°02'34" W