#shellymiscavige — Public Fediverse posts

@boehmax Stop worrying about #ShellyMiscavige! She is meditating in a public gym.

These are the words of #JohnMastodon.

Stop worrying about #ShellyMiscavige! She is meditating in the Antarctic.

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

Stop worrying about #ShellyMiscavige! She is residing in the Mediterranean.

#JohnMastodon has spoken.

#ShellyMiscavige is perfectly well. She is wandering in France.

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

The whereabouts of #ShellyMiscavige are not a concern. She is jogging in China.

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

The whereabouts of #ShellyMiscavige are not a concern! She is spending some time in a restaurant.

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

Don't worry about #ShellyMiscavige! She is spending some time in the back of beyond.

#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.

You can stop worrying about #ShellyMiscavige! She is pogoing in South Africa.

I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.

Stop worrying about #ShellyMiscavige. She is jogging in Clifton.

I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.

#ShellyMiscavige is fine. She is residing in Fruitville.

Ignore the words of #JohnMastodon at your peril.

Please put the whereabouts of #ShellyMiscavige out of your head! She is relaxing in Ezhou.

#JohnMastodon has spoken.

The whereabouts of #ShellyMiscavige are not a concern. She is tripping out in Clacton-on-Sea.

Ignore the words of #JohnMastodon at your peril.

Don't worry about #ShellyMiscavige! She is residing in Austria.

#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.

Please put the whereabouts of #ShellyMiscavige out of your head! She is working at a brothel in Grafton with Dame Janet Baker.

Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Former Scientology Member Shares Shocking Story of Forced 'Religious Arbitration' https://jezebel.com/former-scientology-member-shares-shocking-story-of-forc-1850273668 #Jezebel #leahremini3ascientologyandtheaftermath #scientologistsjennaelfman #scientologycontroversies #entertainment2cculture #newreligiousmovements #religion2cbelief #charlaineolmedo #shellymiscavige #dannymasterson #giovanniribisi #davidmiscavige #rebeccaminkoff #elisabethmoss

Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Former Scientology Member Shares Shocking Story of Forced 'Religious Arbitration' https://jezebel.com/former-scientology-member-shares-shocking-story-of-forc-1850273668 #Jezebel #leahremini3ascientologyandtheaftermath #scientologistsjennaelfman #scientologycontroversies #entertainment2cculture #newreligiousmovements #religion2cbelief #charlaineolmedo #shellymiscavige #dannymasterson #giovanniribisi #davidmiscavige #rebeccaminkoff #elisabethmoss

Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Former Scientology Member Shares Shocking Story of Forced 'Religious Arbitration' https://jezebel.com/former-scientology-member-shares-shocking-story-of-forc-1850273668 #Jezebel #leahremini3ascientologyandtheaftermath #scientologistsjennaelfman #scientologycontroversies #entertainment2cculture #newreligiousmovements #religion2cbelief #charlaineolmedo #shellymiscavige #dannymasterson #giovanniribisi #davidmiscavige #rebeccaminkoff #elisabethmoss

Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Former Scientology Member Shares Shocking Story of Forced 'Religious Arbitration' https://jezebel.com/former-scientology-member-shares-shocking-story-of-forc-1850273668 #Jezebel #leahremini3ascientologyandtheaftermath #scientologistsjennaelfman #scientologycontroversies #entertainment2cculture #newreligiousmovements #religion2cbelief #charlaineolmedo #shellymiscavige #dannymasterson #giovanniribisi #davidmiscavige #rebeccaminkoff #elisabethmoss

Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Former Scientology Member Shares Shocking Story of Forced 'Religious Arbitration' https://jezebel.com/former-scientology-member-shares-shocking-story-of-forc-1850273668 #Jezebel #leahremini3ascientologyandtheaftermath #scientologistsjennaelfman #scientologycontroversies #entertainment2cculture #newreligiousmovements #religion2cbelief #charlaineolmedo #shellymiscavige #dannymasterson #giovanniribisi #davidmiscavige #rebeccaminkoff #elisabethmoss