#spaghetti-code — Public Fediverse posts
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🚀 Introducing Slack Code: because what every team needs is to argue over semicolons in a group chat. 📱⚠️ Now, instead of privately cursing your colleague's spaghetti code, you can do it in an open channel for everyone to see. 🎉👏 #Progress
https://www.salesforce.com/introducing-slack-code/?bc=HL #SlackCode #TeamCommunication #CodeDebate #OpenChannel #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Introducing Slack Code: because what every team needs is to argue over semicolons in a group chat. 📱⚠️ Now, instead of privately cursing your colleague's spaghetti code, you can do it in an open channel for everyone to see. 🎉👏 #Progress
https://www.salesforce.com/introducing-slack-code/?bc=HL #SlackCode #TeamCommunication #CodeDebate #OpenChannel #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Introducing Slack Code: because what every team needs is to argue over semicolons in a group chat. 📱⚠️ Now, instead of privately cursing your colleague's spaghetti code, you can do it in an open channel for everyone to see. 🎉👏 #Progress
https://www.salesforce.com/introducing-slack-code/?bc=HL #SlackCode #TeamCommunication #CodeDebate #OpenChannel #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Introducing Slack Code: because what every team needs is to argue over semicolons in a group chat. 📱⚠️ Now, instead of privately cursing your colleague's spaghetti code, you can do it in an open channel for everyone to see. 🎉👏 #Progress
https://www.salesforce.com/introducing-slack-code/?bc=HL #SlackCode #TeamCommunication #CodeDebate #OpenChannel #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Introducing Slack Code: because what every team needs is to argue over semicolons in a group chat. 📱⚠️ Now, instead of privately cursing your colleague's spaghetti code, you can do it in an open channel for everyone to see. 🎉👏 #Progress
https://www.salesforce.com/introducing-slack-code/?bc=HL #SlackCode #TeamCommunication #CodeDebate #OpenChannel #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 "Relay" race just got a whole lot "safer"! 🏃♂️ Apparently, everyone needs to "protect" these precious relays like they're the last slice of pizza at a tech conference. 🤦♂️ Welcome to the world where relays are now guarded by #tokens, because nothing says 'security' like adding yet another layer to your already tangled spaghetti stack. 🍝🔐
https://www.iroh.computer/blog/authenticated-relays #RelayRace #Security #TechHumor #CyberSecurity #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 "Relay" race just got a whole lot "safer"! 🏃♂️ Apparently, everyone needs to "protect" these precious relays like they're the last slice of pizza at a tech conference. 🤦♂️ Welcome to the world where relays are now guarded by #tokens, because nothing says 'security' like adding yet another layer to your already tangled spaghetti stack. 🍝🔐
https://www.iroh.computer/blog/authenticated-relays #RelayRace #Security #TechHumor #CyberSecurity #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 "Relay" race just got a whole lot "safer"! 🏃♂️ Apparently, everyone needs to "protect" these precious relays like they're the last slice of pizza at a tech conference. 🤦♂️ Welcome to the world where relays are now guarded by #tokens, because nothing says 'security' like adding yet another layer to your already tangled spaghetti stack. 🍝🔐
https://www.iroh.computer/blog/authenticated-relays #RelayRace #Security #TechHumor #CyberSecurity #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 "Relay" race just got a whole lot "safer"! 🏃♂️ Apparently, everyone needs to "protect" these precious relays like they're the last slice of pizza at a tech conference. 🤦♂️ Welcome to the world where relays are now guarded by #tokens, because nothing says 'security' like adding yet another layer to your already tangled spaghetti stack. 🍝🔐
https://www.iroh.computer/blog/authenticated-relays #RelayRace #Security #TechHumor #CyberSecurity #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 "Relay" race just got a whole lot "safer"! 🏃♂️ Apparently, everyone needs to "protect" these precious relays like they're the last slice of pizza at a tech conference. 🤦♂️ Welcome to the world where relays are now guarded by #tokens, because nothing says 'security' like adding yet another layer to your already tangled spaghetti stack. 🍝🔐
https://www.iroh.computer/blog/authenticated-relays #RelayRace #Security #TechHumor #CyberSecurity #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another "let's reinvent graphics with C++" saga, because clearly the world needed more lines of unreadable code masquerading as progress. 🤦♂️ This riveting novel of "bare C++" promises to convert your brain into spaghetti with all the verbosity of a Victorian epic 📚—but hey, at least there’s a cute triangle to show for it. 🎉
https://haqr.eu/tinyrenderer/ #C++graphics #spaghettiCode #softwareDevelopment #programmingHumor #techCritique #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another "let's reinvent graphics with C++" saga, because clearly the world needed more lines of unreadable code masquerading as progress. 🤦♂️ This riveting novel of "bare C++" promises to convert your brain into spaghetti with all the verbosity of a Victorian epic 📚—but hey, at least there’s a cute triangle to show for it. 🎉
https://haqr.eu/tinyrenderer/ #C++graphics #spaghettiCode #softwareDevelopment #programmingHumor #techCritique #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another "let's reinvent graphics with C++" saga, because clearly the world needed more lines of unreadable code masquerading as progress. 🤦♂️ This riveting novel of "bare C++" promises to convert your brain into spaghetti with all the verbosity of a Victorian epic 📚—but hey, at least there’s a cute triangle to show for it. 🎉
https://haqr.eu/tinyrenderer/ #C++graphics #spaghettiCode #softwareDevelopment #programmingHumor #techCritique #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another "let's reinvent graphics with C++" saga, because clearly the world needed more lines of unreadable code masquerading as progress. 🤦♂️ This riveting novel of "bare C++" promises to convert your brain into spaghetti with all the verbosity of a Victorian epic 📚—but hey, at least there’s a cute triangle to show for it. 🎉
https://haqr.eu/tinyrenderer/ #C++graphics #spaghettiCode #softwareDevelopment #programmingHumor #techCritique #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, another "let's reinvent graphics with C++" saga, because clearly the world needed more lines of unreadable code masquerading as progress. 🤦♂️ This riveting novel of "bare C++" promises to convert your brain into spaghetti with all the verbosity of a Victorian epic 📚—but hey, at least there’s a cute triangle to show for it. 🎉
https://haqr.eu/tinyrenderer/ #C++graphics #spaghettiCode #softwareDevelopment #programmingHumor #techCritique #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, sure, just let the #AI write your spaghetti code 🍝 because who needs #maintainability when you have an infinite robot minion, right? 🤖 DRY principles are so 2025—just let your future self curse at past-you when they have to fix the same bug in four places! 🛠️
https://unstack.io/write-code-like-a-human-will-maintain-it #SpaghettiCode #InfiniteMinions #DRYPrinciples #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, sure, just let the #AI write your spaghetti code 🍝 because who needs #maintainability when you have an infinite robot minion, right? 🤖 DRY principles are so 2025—just let your future self curse at past-you when they have to fix the same bug in four places! 🛠️
https://unstack.io/write-code-like-a-human-will-maintain-it #SpaghettiCode #InfiniteMinions #DRYPrinciples #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, sure, just let the #AI write your spaghetti code 🍝 because who needs #maintainability when you have an infinite robot minion, right? 🤖 DRY principles are so 2025—just let your future self curse at past-you when they have to fix the same bug in four places! 🛠️
https://unstack.io/write-code-like-a-human-will-maintain-it #SpaghettiCode #InfiniteMinions #DRYPrinciples #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, sure, just let the #AI write your spaghetti code 🍝 because who needs #maintainability when you have an infinite robot minion, right? 🤖 DRY principles are so 2025—just let your future self curse at past-you when they have to fix the same bug in four places! 🛠️
https://unstack.io/write-code-like-a-human-will-maintain-it #SpaghettiCode #InfiniteMinions #DRYPrinciples #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, sure, just let the #AI write your spaghetti code 🍝 because who needs #maintainability when you have an infinite robot minion, right? 🤖 DRY principles are so 2025—just let your future self curse at past-you when they have to fix the same bug in four places! 🛠️
https://unstack.io/write-code-like-a-human-will-maintain-it #SpaghettiCode #InfiniteMinions #DRYPrinciples #HackerNews #ngated -
💻🚀 Oh, look! Another *revolutionary* framework that promises to change everything about software and AI just by existing—because clearly, the world needed yet another opinionated stack piled on top of GitHub's ever-expanding menu of buzzword salad. 😂 Spoiler: It's the same old spaghetti code, now with extra "native performance" dressing. 🍝✨
https://github.com/nmxmxh/foundation #revolutionaryframeworks #buzzwordsalad #softwaredevelopment #AIinnovation #spaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
💻🚀 Oh, look! Another *revolutionary* framework that promises to change everything about software and AI just by existing—because clearly, the world needed yet another opinionated stack piled on top of GitHub's ever-expanding menu of buzzword salad. 😂 Spoiler: It's the same old spaghetti code, now with extra "native performance" dressing. 🍝✨
https://github.com/nmxmxh/foundation #revolutionaryframeworks #buzzwordsalad #softwaredevelopment #AIinnovation #spaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
💻🚀 Oh, look! Another *revolutionary* framework that promises to change everything about software and AI just by existing—because clearly, the world needed yet another opinionated stack piled on top of GitHub's ever-expanding menu of buzzword salad. 😂 Spoiler: It's the same old spaghetti code, now with extra "native performance" dressing. 🍝✨
https://github.com/nmxmxh/foundation #revolutionaryframeworks #buzzwordsalad #softwaredevelopment #AIinnovation #spaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
💻🚀 Oh, look! Another *revolutionary* framework that promises to change everything about software and AI just by existing—because clearly, the world needed yet another opinionated stack piled on top of GitHub's ever-expanding menu of buzzword salad. 😂 Spoiler: It's the same old spaghetti code, now with extra "native performance" dressing. 🍝✨
https://github.com/nmxmxh/foundation #revolutionaryframeworks #buzzwordsalad #softwaredevelopment #AIinnovation #spaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
💻🚀 Oh, look! Another *revolutionary* framework that promises to change everything about software and AI just by existing—because clearly, the world needed yet another opinionated stack piled on top of GitHub's ever-expanding menu of buzzword salad. 😂 Spoiler: It's the same old spaghetti code, now with extra "native performance" dressing. 🍝✨
https://github.com/nmxmxh/foundation #revolutionaryframeworks #buzzwordsalad #softwaredevelopment #AIinnovation #spaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
Manu left San Francisco with a "useful scar" and a burning question: "How can I overcomplicate a web framework and still call it simple?" 🤦♂️ His solution? Gin! Now you too can build the next big social network that nobody asked for, with the elegance of plain spaghetti code 🍝.
https://manualmeida.dev/articles/gin-simple-over-easy/ #HackerNews #WebDevelopment #Coding #Humor #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
Manu left San Francisco with a "useful scar" and a burning question: "How can I overcomplicate a web framework and still call it simple?" 🤦♂️ His solution? Gin! Now you too can build the next big social network that nobody asked for, with the elegance of plain spaghetti code 🍝.
https://manualmeida.dev/articles/gin-simple-over-easy/ #HackerNews #WebDevelopment #Coding #Humor #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
Manu left San Francisco with a "useful scar" and a burning question: "How can I overcomplicate a web framework and still call it simple?" 🤦♂️ His solution? Gin! Now you too can build the next big social network that nobody asked for, with the elegance of plain spaghetti code 🍝.
https://manualmeida.dev/articles/gin-simple-over-easy/ #HackerNews #WebDevelopment #Coding #Humor #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
Manu left San Francisco with a "useful scar" and a burning question: "How can I overcomplicate a web framework and still call it simple?" 🤦♂️ His solution? Gin! Now you too can build the next big social network that nobody asked for, with the elegance of plain spaghetti code 🍝.
https://manualmeida.dev/articles/gin-simple-over-easy/ #HackerNews #WebDevelopment #Coding #Humor #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
Manu left San Francisco with a "useful scar" and a burning question: "How can I overcomplicate a web framework and still call it simple?" 🤦♂️ His solution? Gin! Now you too can build the next big social network that nobody asked for, with the elegance of plain spaghetti code 🍝.
https://manualmeida.dev/articles/gin-simple-over-easy/ #HackerNews #WebDevelopment #Coding #Humor #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated -
I log in to the Windows partition on my work PC and patch it like once per week. How the f is it taking 45 min every time? Microsoft, wtf are you doing? #spaghetticode #aislop #microslop
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Ah, yes, the IOCCC: where "winning" means writing code that even a supercomputer couldn't decipher without a stiff drink. 🍻 Congratulations to the authors for proving once again that spaghetti code isn't just a meal, it's an art form. 😵💫 Let's all pretend this exercise in digital masochism is somehow productive. 🤷♂️
https://www.ioccc.org/2025/ #IOCCC #spaghettiCode #codingHumor #digitalMasochism #programmingArt #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the IOCCC: where "winning" means writing code that even a supercomputer couldn't decipher without a stiff drink. 🍻 Congratulations to the authors for proving once again that spaghetti code isn't just a meal, it's an art form. 😵💫 Let's all pretend this exercise in digital masochism is somehow productive. 🤷♂️
https://www.ioccc.org/2025/ #IOCCC #spaghettiCode #codingHumor #digitalMasochism #programmingArt #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the IOCCC: where "winning" means writing code that even a supercomputer couldn't decipher without a stiff drink. 🍻 Congratulations to the authors for proving once again that spaghetti code isn't just a meal, it's an art form. 😵💫 Let's all pretend this exercise in digital masochism is somehow productive. 🤷♂️
https://www.ioccc.org/2025/ #IOCCC #spaghettiCode #codingHumor #digitalMasochism #programmingArt #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the IOCCC: where "winning" means writing code that even a supercomputer couldn't decipher without a stiff drink. 🍻 Congratulations to the authors for proving once again that spaghetti code isn't just a meal, it's an art form. 😵💫 Let's all pretend this exercise in digital masochism is somehow productive. 🤷♂️
https://www.ioccc.org/2025/ #IOCCC #spaghettiCode #codingHumor #digitalMasochism #programmingArt #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, yes, the IOCCC: where "winning" means writing code that even a supercomputer couldn't decipher without a stiff drink. 🍻 Congratulations to the authors for proving once again that spaghetti code isn't just a meal, it's an art form. 😵💫 Let's all pretend this exercise in digital masochism is somehow productive. 🤷♂️
https://www.ioccc.org/2025/ #IOCCC #spaghettiCode #codingHumor #digitalMasochism #programmingArt #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, the sheer audacity of trying to prettify 25 million lines of spaghetti code overnight! 🎉 Congratulations to the brave souls who assumed this Herculean task could be as painless as a bedtime story. 😂 Spoiler alert: It wasn't.
https://stripe.dev/blog/formatting-an-entire-25-million-line-codebase-overnight-the-rubyfmt-story #spaghetticode #codecleanup #codingchallenges #developerhumor #overnighttask #HerculeanEffort #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, the sheer audacity of trying to prettify 25 million lines of spaghetti code overnight! 🎉 Congratulations to the brave souls who assumed this Herculean task could be as painless as a bedtime story. 😂 Spoiler alert: It wasn't.
https://stripe.dev/blog/formatting-an-entire-25-million-line-codebase-overnight-the-rubyfmt-story #spaghetticode #codecleanup #codingchallenges #developerhumor #overnighttask #HerculeanEffort #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, the sheer audacity of trying to prettify 25 million lines of spaghetti code overnight! 🎉 Congratulations to the brave souls who assumed this Herculean task could be as painless as a bedtime story. 😂 Spoiler alert: It wasn't.
https://stripe.dev/blog/formatting-an-entire-25-million-line-codebase-overnight-the-rubyfmt-story #spaghetticode #codecleanup #codingchallenges #developerhumor #overnighttask #HerculeanEffort #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, the sheer audacity of trying to prettify 25 million lines of spaghetti code overnight! 🎉 Congratulations to the brave souls who assumed this Herculean task could be as painless as a bedtime story. 😂 Spoiler alert: It wasn't.
https://stripe.dev/blog/formatting-an-entire-25-million-line-codebase-overnight-the-rubyfmt-story #spaghetticode #codecleanup #codingchallenges #developerhumor #overnighttask #HerculeanEffort #HackerNews #ngated -
😆 Oh, the sheer audacity of trying to prettify 25 million lines of spaghetti code overnight! 🎉 Congratulations to the brave souls who assumed this Herculean task could be as painless as a bedtime story. 😂 Spoiler alert: It wasn't.
https://stripe.dev/blog/formatting-an-entire-25-million-line-codebase-overnight-the-rubyfmt-story #spaghetticode #codecleanup #codingchallenges #developerhumor #overnighttask #HerculeanEffort #HackerNews #ngated -
👩💻 Oh joy, the latest #GitHub innovation: now you can make #AI roll its eyes at your spaghetti code 🍝. Aren't you thrilled to know that not even artificial intelligence can make sense of your indecipherable mess? 🤖✨
https://github.com/AndrewVos/endless-toil #Innovation #SpaghettiCode #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated -
👩💻 Oh joy, the latest #GitHub innovation: now you can make #AI roll its eyes at your spaghetti code 🍝. Aren't you thrilled to know that not even artificial intelligence can make sense of your indecipherable mess? 🤖✨
https://github.com/AndrewVos/endless-toil #Innovation #SpaghettiCode #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated -
👩💻 Oh joy, the latest #GitHub innovation: now you can make #AI roll its eyes at your spaghetti code 🍝. Aren't you thrilled to know that not even artificial intelligence can make sense of your indecipherable mess? 🤖✨
https://github.com/AndrewVos/endless-toil #Innovation #SpaghettiCode #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated -
👩💻 Oh joy, the latest #GitHub innovation: now you can make #AI roll its eyes at your spaghetti code 🍝. Aren't you thrilled to know that not even artificial intelligence can make sense of your indecipherable mess? 🤖✨
https://github.com/AndrewVos/endless-toil #Innovation #SpaghettiCode #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated -
👩💻 Oh joy, the latest #GitHub innovation: now you can make #AI roll its eyes at your spaghetti code 🍝. Aren't you thrilled to know that not even artificial intelligence can make sense of your indecipherable mess? 🤖✨
https://github.com/AndrewVos/endless-toil #Innovation #SpaghettiCode #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh boy, here we go again with the multi-agent blabbering 🤡. The author is trying to convince us that inventing yet another programming language will magically resolve the tangled mess of distributed systems. Spoiler alert: it's just more academic jargon to make them sound smart while we continue to drown in spaghetti code 🍝.
https://kirancodes.me/posts/log-distributed-llms.html #multiagent #programminglanguages #distributedsystems #spaghettiCode #academicjargon #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh boy, here we go again with the multi-agent blabbering 🤡. The author is trying to convince us that inventing yet another programming language will magically resolve the tangled mess of distributed systems. Spoiler alert: it's just more academic jargon to make them sound smart while we continue to drown in spaghetti code 🍝.
https://kirancodes.me/posts/log-distributed-llms.html #multiagent #programminglanguages #distributedsystems #spaghettiCode #academicjargon #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh boy, here we go again with the multi-agent blabbering 🤡. The author is trying to convince us that inventing yet another programming language will magically resolve the tangled mess of distributed systems. Spoiler alert: it's just more academic jargon to make them sound smart while we continue to drown in spaghetti code 🍝.
https://kirancodes.me/posts/log-distributed-llms.html #multiagent #programminglanguages #distributedsystems #spaghettiCode #academicjargon #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh boy, here we go again with the multi-agent blabbering 🤡. The author is trying to convince us that inventing yet another programming language will magically resolve the tangled mess of distributed systems. Spoiler alert: it's just more academic jargon to make them sound smart while we continue to drown in spaghetti code 🍝.
https://kirancodes.me/posts/log-distributed-llms.html #multiagent #programminglanguages #distributedsystems #spaghettiCode #academicjargon #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh boy, here we go again with the multi-agent blabbering 🤡. The author is trying to convince us that inventing yet another programming language will magically resolve the tangled mess of distributed systems. Spoiler alert: it's just more academic jargon to make them sound smart while we continue to drown in spaghetti code 🍝.
https://kirancodes.me/posts/log-distributed-llms.html #multiagent #programminglanguages #distributedsystems #spaghettiCode #academicjargon #HackerNews #ngated
