#lightweightdatabase — Public Fediverse posts
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👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated -
👾 Oh joy, another #GitHub project promising to duct-tape #Postgres functionality onto #SQLite with the finesse of a drunken octopus. 🤡 Because who wouldn't want to turn a lightweight database into a Kafka wannabe, all while navigating a UI that feels like a treasure hunt through a spaghetti code jungle? 🐍✨
https://github.com/russellromney/honker #spaghettiCode #lightweightDatabase #HackerNews #ngated