#programmingfun β Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #programmingfun, aggregated by home.social.
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Ah, the "crown jewel" of VHDL: a riveting exploration into #determinism so compelling, it'll have you questioning if watching paint dry is more thrilling. π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ Dive into an endless loop of corporate jargon and existential delta cycles, because who needs excitement when you have VHDL? βοΈπ οΈ
https://www.sigasi.com/opinion/jan/vhdls-crown-jewel/ #VHDL #CorporateJargon #ExistentialCycles #TechHumor #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the "crown jewel" of VHDL: a riveting exploration into #determinism so compelling, it'll have you questioning if watching paint dry is more thrilling. π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ Dive into an endless loop of corporate jargon and existential delta cycles, because who needs excitement when you have VHDL? βοΈπ οΈ
https://www.sigasi.com/opinion/jan/vhdls-crown-jewel/ #VHDL #CorporateJargon #ExistentialCycles #TechHumor #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the "crown jewel" of VHDL: a riveting exploration into #determinism so compelling, it'll have you questioning if watching paint dry is more thrilling. π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ Dive into an endless loop of corporate jargon and existential delta cycles, because who needs excitement when you have VHDL? βοΈπ οΈ
https://www.sigasi.com/opinion/jan/vhdls-crown-jewel/ #VHDL #CorporateJargon #ExistentialCycles #TechHumor #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the "crown jewel" of VHDL: a riveting exploration into #determinism so compelling, it'll have you questioning if watching paint dry is more thrilling. π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ Dive into an endless loop of corporate jargon and existential delta cycles, because who needs excitement when you have VHDL? βοΈπ οΈ
https://www.sigasi.com/opinion/jan/vhdls-crown-jewel/ #VHDL #CorporateJargon #ExistentialCycles #TechHumor #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the "crown jewel" of VHDL: a riveting exploration into #determinism so compelling, it'll have you questioning if watching paint dry is more thrilling. π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ Dive into an endless loop of corporate jargon and existential delta cycles, because who needs excitement when you have VHDL? βοΈπ οΈ
https://www.sigasi.com/opinion/jan/vhdls-crown-jewel/ #VHDL #CorporateJargon #ExistentialCycles #TechHumor #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
Elevator Saga: The elevator programming game (2015)
https://play.elevatorsaga.com/index.html
#HackerNews #ElevatorSaga #ElevatorGame #ProgrammingFun #CodingChallenge #IndieGame
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Advent of Code 2025: Number of puzzles reduce from 25 to 12 for the first time
https://adventofcode.com/2025/about#faq_num_days
#HackerNews #AdventOfCode2025 #PuzzlesReduced #CodingChallenge #DeveloperCommunity #ProgrammingFun
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π₯οΈπ§ Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! π€π§ Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! π₯ͺπ»
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated -
π₯οΈπ§ Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! π€π§ Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! π₯ͺπ»
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated -
π₯οΈπ§ Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! π€π§ Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! π₯ͺπ»
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated -
π₯οΈπ§ Silly humans, always thinking they can outsmart the compiler! Apparently, this riveting saga involves counting bits like it's 1999! π€π§ Maybe if you squint hard enough, compiling will also make you a sandwich! π₯ͺπ»
https://nemanjatrifunovic.substack.com/p/when-compiler-optimizations-hurt #sillyhumans #compilerhumor #bitcounting #techsaga #codingjokes #programmingfun #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the thrilling saga of writing C# while pretending it's C β because who doesn't love a language identity crisis? ππ Remember, folks, nothing screams "developer enlightenment" quite like juggling raw pointers and abstractions in a language that was never meant for it. Bravo! ππ₯
https://ssg.dev/safe-zero-copy-operations-in-c/ #CSharpIdentityCrisis #DeveloperHumor #LanguageJuggling #CodeAdventures #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the thrilling saga of writing C# while pretending it's C β because who doesn't love a language identity crisis? ππ Remember, folks, nothing screams "developer enlightenment" quite like juggling raw pointers and abstractions in a language that was never meant for it. Bravo! ππ₯
https://ssg.dev/safe-zero-copy-operations-in-c/ #CSharpIdentityCrisis #DeveloperHumor #LanguageJuggling #CodeAdventures #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the thrilling saga of writing C# while pretending it's C β because who doesn't love a language identity crisis? ππ Remember, folks, nothing screams "developer enlightenment" quite like juggling raw pointers and abstractions in a language that was never meant for it. Bravo! ππ₯
https://ssg.dev/safe-zero-copy-operations-in-c/ #CSharpIdentityCrisis #DeveloperHumor #LanguageJuggling #CodeAdventures #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the thrilling saga of writing C# while pretending it's C β because who doesn't love a language identity crisis? ππ Remember, folks, nothing screams "developer enlightenment" quite like juggling raw pointers and abstractions in a language that was never meant for it. Bravo! ππ₯
https://ssg.dev/safe-zero-copy-operations-in-c/ #CSharpIdentityCrisis #DeveloperHumor #LanguageJuggling #CodeAdventures #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
Writing Toy Software Is a Joy
https://blog.jsbarretto.com/post/software-is-joy
#HackerNews #Writing #Toy #Software #Is #a #Joy #ToySoftware #JoyOfCoding #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews
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π Oh look, another thrilling episode of "Let's Make C++ Initialization a Brain Twister!" π’ Spoiler: The answer is 42... or maybe undefined. But hey, who needs predictable behavior when you can have an existential crisis over a single line of code? π€―
https://blog.tartanllama.xyz/initialization-is-bonkers/ #C++Initialization #ExistentialCrisis #CodeTwister #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
π Oh look, another thrilling episode of "Let's Make C++ Initialization a Brain Twister!" π’ Spoiler: The answer is 42... or maybe undefined. But hey, who needs predictable behavior when you can have an existential crisis over a single line of code? π€―
https://blog.tartanllama.xyz/initialization-is-bonkers/ #C++Initialization #ExistentialCrisis #CodeTwister #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
π Oh look, another thrilling episode of "Let's Make C++ Initialization a Brain Twister!" π’ Spoiler: The answer is 42... or maybe undefined. But hey, who needs predictable behavior when you can have an existential crisis over a single line of code? π€―
https://blog.tartanllama.xyz/initialization-is-bonkers/ #C++Initialization #ExistentialCrisis #CodeTwister #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
π Oh look, another thrilling episode of "Let's Make C++ Initialization a Brain Twister!" π’ Spoiler: The answer is 42... or maybe undefined. But hey, who needs predictable behavior when you can have an existential crisis over a single line of code? π€―
https://blog.tartanllama.xyz/initialization-is-bonkers/ #C++Initialization #ExistentialCrisis #CodeTwister #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammingFun #HackerNews #ngated -
π Behold the culinary magnum opus: 35,000 lines of code to tell you how to boil an egg π₯π». Who needs simplicity when you've got enough spaghetti code to feed a small nation? ππ¨βπ³
https://www.recipeninja.ai #culinarycode #spaghetti_code #boiling_eggs #techhumor #programmingfun #foodtech #HackerNews #ngated -
TypeScript types can run DOOM [video] β https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mCsluv5FXA
#HackerNews #TypeScript #DOOM #video #TypeScriptTypes #GamingTech #ProgrammingFun