#newsthump — Public Fediverse posts
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Green Party announces plan to dump all non-recyclable waste in new Reform constituency landfills
Retaliation
https://newsthump.com/2026/05/05/green-party-announces-plan-to-dump-all-non-recyclable-waste-in-new-reform-constituency-landfills/ https://newsthump.com/2026/05/05/green-party-announces-plan-to-dump-all-non-recyclable-waste-in-new-reform-constituency-landfills
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📰 Scientists discover link between not understanding percentages and running a casino into bankruptcy — #NewsThump
❝Researchers… confirm… a… link between the inability to perform basic math & steering a business designed to literally print money, into bankruptcy.
The breakthrough study was sparked by recent comments from #DonaldTrump & #RFKJr, who confidently demonstrated that percentages are more of a “feeling” than a numerical concept.❞
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''Trampling to death pricks with rifles helps to keep their numbers under control’ insists African Elephant community.
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Goring matadors isn’t cruel, it’s part of our culture, insist Spanish bulls
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UK not unwilling to join war, just afflicted with bone spurs, Starmer tells Trump.
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The News Thump Perspective
When satire becomes reporting
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CW: Satire, but descriptions of violence, Trump
Taliban praises Trump regime for finally just getting police to kill the people they disagree with – NewsThump
https://newsthump.com/2026/01/08/taliban-praises-trump-regime-for-finally-just-getting-police-to-kill-the-people-they-disagree-with/ -
via NewsThump on FB (spit). "Great piece by Portuguese cartoonist Zez Vaz!"
#cartoon #NewsThump #Tesla #Fascist #Musk #musk_trump -
via NewsThump on FB (spit). "Great piece by Portuguese cartoonist Zez Vaz!"
#cartoon #NewsThump #Tesla #Fascist #Musk #musk_trump -
via NewsThump on FB (spit). "Great piece by Portuguese cartoonist Zez Vaz!"
#cartoon #NewsThump #Tesla #Fascist #Musk #musk_trump -
via NewsThump on FB (spit). "Great piece by Portuguese cartoonist Zez Vaz!"
#cartoon #NewsThump #Tesla #Fascist #Musk #musk_trump -
Given todays UK headlines, I imagine it's only a matter of time before @newsthump publishes a spoof piece titled:
"Tories pledge single sex corridors & cupboards for NHS treatment"
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Of course THAT photo was edited, insists every parent of three young children with precisely zero photos of them ALL smiling at the camera.
Princess Catherine has come in for some intense criticism for editing her photo digitally, but has been defended by parents of small children who regularly have no choice but to do the same
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Proud British patriots demand Elgin marbles be ‘sent back where they came from’ after learning they came here illegally on a small boat
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I’m A Celebrity Witchetty Grubs horrified at prospect of being inside Nigel Farage’s mouth
With rumours circulating that Nigel Farage may be offered £250k to appear in this year’s I’m A Celebrity, Australian Witchetty grubs are already gearing up to boycott the whole show.
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I am being hounded over nothing but unsubstantiated allegations, insists man who made his career hounding people with unsubstantiated allegations -
NewsThump @newsthump
GRAND THEFT TORY
Includes:
- A PPE dealer with bundles of cash
- A suitcase full of wine
- Michelle Mone enjoying her yacht
- Sunak on a literal pile of money
- Boris drinking in an office 'meeting'
- Liz Truss furious at the Wokerati
- The houses of parliament
- Suella screaming at people in a small boat
Get yours HERE >>> https://bit.ly/3OIMQHS -
NewsThump @newsthump
GRAND THEFT TORY
Includes:
- A PPE dealer with bundles of cash
- A suitcase full of wine
- Michelle Mone enjoying her yacht
- Sunak on a literal pile of money
- Boris drinking in an office 'meeting'
- Liz Truss furious at the Wokerati
- The houses of parliament
- Suella screaming at people in a small boat
Get yours HERE >>> https://bit.ly/3OIMQHS -
NewsThump @newsthump
GRAND THEFT TORY
Includes:
- A PPE dealer with bundles of cash
- A suitcase full of wine
- Michelle Mone enjoying her yacht
- Sunak on a literal pile of money
- Boris drinking in an office 'meeting'
- Liz Truss furious at the Wokerati
- The houses of parliament
- Suella screaming at people in a small boat
Get yours HERE >>> https://bit.ly/3OIMQHS -
NewsThump @newsthump
GRAND THEFT TORY
Includes:
- A PPE dealer with bundles of cash
- A suitcase full of wine
- Michelle Mone enjoying her yacht
- Sunak on a literal pile of money
- Boris drinking in an office 'meeting'
- Liz Truss furious at the Wokerati
- The houses of parliament
- Suella screaming at people in a small boat
Get yours HERE >>> https://bit.ly/3OIMQHS -
NewsThump @newsthump
GRAND THEFT TORY
Includes:
- A PPE dealer with bundles of cash
- A suitcase full of wine
- Michelle Mone enjoying her yacht
- Sunak on a literal pile of money
- Boris drinking in an office 'meeting'
- Liz Truss furious at the Wokerati
- The houses of parliament
- Suella screaming at people in a small boat
Get yours HERE >>> https://bit.ly/3OIMQHS -
Anybody else remember when the #NewsThump site wasn't an unuseable bag of shit?
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@urzwoo It's not just Musk.
I had noticed a sharp falloff in responses to certain post of mine on FB. I was starting to wonder if all my friends had stopped following me when #NewsThump posted an article describing a similar pattern with their posts. When they looked into it they found FB had altered the algorithms to suppress political commentary because they had decided 'people' didn't want to see 'political stuff' anymore.
All my recent political stuff has drawn 0 reactions. -
Thank you #Newsthump for creating this handy #CultureWar calendar. Now I know exactly what I am supposed to be outraged about no matter the time of year. 😍 😂
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"In a strongly-worded statement, Amnesty International has condemned the Ukrainian army for a series of strikes which may have spoiled an afternoon at the beach for many Russians."