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#14
RANDOM: A path! A path! Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
ARTHUR: We shall do no such thing!
HEAD KNIGHT: Oh, please!
ARTHUR: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done. -
#10
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies?
ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber.
My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies -
#11
BEDEVERE: Ni!
ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No!
ARTHUR: O, Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem. -
#11
BEDEVERE: Ni!
ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No!
ARTHUR: O, Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem. -
#6
ARTHUR: Here is your shrubbery
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
ARTHUR: Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
ARTHUR: Yes.
HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go! -
#8
ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... Ni.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR: Ni!
BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's Ni.
BEDEVERE: Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no -- Ni. You're not doing it properly -
#12
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang zoom boing mumble-mumble.
RANDOM: Ni! -
#16
MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing about
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge
ARTHUR: Oh, Robin!
ROBIN: My liege! It's good to see you!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word! -
#13
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who Til Recently Said Ni?
HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery! HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. -
#18
ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.
ARTHUR: No, it is far from--
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!
ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!
ARTHUR: Patsy!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! -
#2
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni!
KNIGHTS: Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -
#18
ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.
ARTHUR: No, it is far from--
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!
ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!
ARTHUR: Patsy!
HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! -
#6
ARTHUR: Here is your shrubbery
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
ARTHUR: Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
ARTHUR: Yes.
HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go! -
#10
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies?
ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber.
My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies -
#15
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Don't say that word.
ARTHUR: What word?
HEAD KNIGHT: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
ARTHUR: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
ARTHUR: What, `is'?
HEAD KNIGHT: No, not `is' -- we couldn't get vary far in life not saying `is'.
BEDEVERE: My liege, it's Sir Robin! -
#7
ARTHUR: Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery!
CRONE: Who sent you?
ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni.
CRONE: Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here. -
#7
ARTHUR: Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery!
CRONE: Who sent you?
ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni.
CRONE: Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here. -
#16
MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing about
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge
ARTHUR: Oh, Robin!
ROBIN: My liege! It's good to see you!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word! -
#12
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang zoom boing mumble-mumble.
RANDOM: Ni! -
#4
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods—
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery! -
#15
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Don't say that word.
ARTHUR: What word?
HEAD KNIGHT: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
ARTHUR: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
ARTHUR: What, `is'?
HEAD KNIGHT: No, not `is' -- we couldn't get vary far in life not saying `is'.
BEDEVERE: My liege, it's Sir Robin! -
#8
ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... Ni.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR: Ni!
BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's Ni.
BEDEVERE: Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no -- Ni. You're not doing it properly -
#5
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery
ARTHUR: A what?
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. -
#8
ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... Ni.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR: Ni!
BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's Ni.
BEDEVERE: Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no -- Ni. You're not doing it properly -
#11
BEDEVERE: Ni!
ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No!
ARTHUR: O, Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem. -
#16
MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing about
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge
ARTHUR: Oh, Robin!
ROBIN: My liege! It's good to see you!
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word! -
#15
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Don't say that word.
ARTHUR: What word?
HEAD KNIGHT: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
ARTHUR: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!
ARTHUR: What, `is'?
HEAD KNIGHT: No, not `is' -- we couldn't get vary far in life not saying `is'.
BEDEVERE: My liege, it's Sir Robin! -
Monty-Python-Legende: Terrorist, nur weil ich den Islam hinterfrage? https://pi-news.net/2026/02/monty-python-legende-terrorist-nur-weil-ich-den-islam-hinterfrage/ #Großbritannien #MonthyPython #JohnCleese #Islam
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[Vidéo] Un lièvre en plein vol percute le fusil d’un chasseur
J'aurais préféré une attaque du monstre de AAARGH. :)
#Chasse #Antichasse #Antispecisme #Vegan #Ecologie #Sentience #Alimentation #Ethique #Lapin #MonthyPython
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Om een of andere reden mij niet bekend is dit al de hele dag mijn oorwurm. Wilde ik delen met jullie. Omdat jullie het waard zijn.
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Also mit diesen KI-Hausarbeiten ist es so, wie mit dem tödlichen Witz von #MonthyPython. Da starb man, wenn man den las. Er wurde dann für militärische Zwecke wortweise übersetzt. Wer mehr als zwei Wörter auf einmal kannte, konnte schwere Verletzungen davontragen.
Ich kann bei diesen #ChatGPT-Arbeiten keinen Satz zu Ende lesen. Nach drei Vierteln wird mir schlecht.
Ist so ähnlich wie die Funktionärssprache in DDR-Zeiten. Da ging es immer um die ständige Erweiterung der Rolle der Bedeutung.
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Digital painting: Ambiguous impulses for your own mental cinema!
#contemporaryArt #mentalCinema #digitalPainting #virtualPainting #aiAssistedArt #saveBioDiversity #climateActionNow #systemChange #endFossilFuels #makeArtNotWar #noAFD #NoRacism #NoFascism #humanrights #humanDignity #Нетвойны #landscape #woman #staring #hypnotizing #ocean #waves #diver #hunger #romanesEuntDomus #monthyPython #lifeOfBrian #fatMen #swimmies #swimmingTrunks #adiposity #bigEye #watchingyou #observation #surveillance -
Digital painting: Ambiguous impulses for your own mental cinema!
#contemporaryArt #mentalCinema #digitalPainting #virtualPainting #aiAssistedArt #saveBioDiversity #climateActionNow #systemChange #endFossilFuels #makeArtNotWar #noAFD #NoRacism #NoFascism #humanrights #humanDignity #Нетвойны #landscape #woman #staring #hypnotizing #ocean #waves #diver #hunger #romanesEuntDomus #monthyPython #lifeOfBrian #fatMen #swimmies #swimmingTrunks #adiposity #bigEye #watchingyou #observation #surveillance -
Digital painting: Ambiguous impulses for your own mental cinema!
#contemporaryArt #mentalCinema #digitalPainting #virtualPainting #aiAssistedArt #saveBioDiversity #climateActionNow #systemChange #endFossilFuels #makeArtNotWar #noAFD #NoRacism #NoFascism #humanrights #humanDignity #Нетвойны #landscape #woman #staring #hypnotizing #ocean #waves #diver #hunger #romanesEuntDomus #monthyPython #lifeOfBrian #fatMen #swimmies #swimmingTrunks #adiposity #bigEye #watchingyou #observation #surveillance -
Digital painting: Ambiguous impulses for your own mental cinema!
#contemporaryArt #mentalCinema #digitalPainting #virtualPainting #aiAssistedArt #saveBioDiversity #climateActionNow #systemChange #endFossilFuels #makeArtNotWar #noAFD #NoRacism #NoFascism #humanrights #humanDignity #Нетвойны #landscape #woman #staring #hypnotizing #ocean #waves #diver #hunger #romanesEuntDomus #monthyPython #lifeOfBrian #fatMen #swimmies #swimmingTrunks #adiposity #bigEye #watchingyou #observation #surveillance -
Digital painting: Ambiguous impulses for your own mental cinema!
#contemporaryArt #mentalCinema #digitalPainting #virtualPainting #aiAssistedArt #saveBioDiversity #climateActionNow #systemChange #endFossilFuels #makeArtNotWar #noAFD #NoRacism #NoFascism #humanrights #humanDignity #Нетвойны #landscape #woman #staring #hypnotizing #ocean #waves #diver #hunger #romanesEuntDomus #monthyPython #lifeOfBrian #fatMen #swimmies #swimmingTrunks #adiposity #bigEye #watchingyou #observation #surveillance -
51/ Ich darf 3 Minuten sprechen. Inzwischen habe ich so oft schon erklärt, warum das Fliegen Mist ist, dass ich es singen kann. Ich werde es irgendwie so machen:
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Mal gucken, ob ihr auch so kichern müsst, wie ich es tat, als ich in dem Büchlein "Kreativ sein und anders denken" von dem legendären Monthy-Python-Komiker John Cleese eine kleine Anekdote las, in der ein britischer Literatur-Nobelpreisträger eine Rolle spielt:
"Ein Freund von mir war mit seinem kleinen Sohn in einem Restaurant, als Harold Pinter hereinkam. Er sagte zu seinem Sohn: "Das ist Harold Pinter, der kann richtig gut schreiben. Und der Junge erwiderte: 'Oh, auch das W?' "
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we are at the castle where #MonthyPython was shot
Well a movie with spanking and coconuts -
@timixretroplays On the point, Dude!
At the end of history (in the 90s), we took power away from the civil servants and gave it to the accountants. As compensation, we got #MonthyPython.
In the 10s, we took power from the accountants and gave it to the nerds. And instead of good satire, all we got was #Netflix.
There is nothing left to laugh about together. In anger everyone is alone, only hate can be shared with others. 😩
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Digital painting: Ambiguous impulses for your own mental cinema!
#kunst #contemporaryArt #mentalCinema #digitalPainting #virtualPainting #aiAssistedArt #digitalArt #saveBioDiversity #climateActionNow #systemChange #endFossilFuels #makeArtNotWar #fckFdp #fckAfd #Нетвойны #streetsOfLondon #ostrich #tightRopeWalking #balance #boyWriting #streetArt #graffiti #stencil #monthyPython #lifeOfBrian #romanesEuntDomus #hippo #springboard -
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2/ Und könnt Ihr Euch noch an #MonthyPython erinnern? Da fielen ab und zu irgendwo 16 Tonnen runter. Völlig absurd. Aber heute ist es ganz real.
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Danke! Da bin ich auch nicht ohnmächtig geworden. Lag aber wohl daran, dass er nicht alles zusammen gespielt hat.
So ähnlich wie der tödliche Witz. Denn darf man auch nicht in Gesamtheit lesen.
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Estoy seguro que todo el mundo sabe lo que es el #spam. Pero ¿Quién sabe a qué se refería originalmente? ¿Cuál fue el primer mensaje #spam enviado?
En mi último artículo https://ocubom.page/es/post/spam/ respondo a estas y otras preguntas… incluyendo el papel de los #MonthyPython en esta historia.
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@ciredutempsEsme SHE'S A WITCH !!!! BURN HER ! BURN HER ! #monthypython
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Die #OmasForFuture werden respektiert, von manchen sogar gefürchtet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_OIs49m56E
Sie haben mit #MonthyPython etwas gemeinsam: Sie machen so lange, bis es nervt. Und dann noch weiter.