#mathsjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6in
His statue is 17ft 4in
That’s Horatio of about 3:1 -
Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6in
His statue is 17ft 4in
That’s Horatio of about 3:1 -
Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6in
His statue is 17ft 4in
That’s Horatio of about 3:1 -
Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6in
His statue is 17ft 4in
That’s Horatio of about 3:1 -
If 2x2 makes 4
and 3x3 makes 9
how come 0x0 makes gravy? -
If 2x2 makes 4
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how come 0x0 makes gravy? -
If 2x2 makes 4
and 3x3 makes 9
how come 0x0 makes gravy? -
If 2x2 makes 4
and 3x3 makes 9
how come 0x0 makes gravy? -
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If you think parallel parking is hard, try skew. 🤪
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If you think parallel parking is hard, try skew. 🤪
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If you think parallel parking is hard, try skew. 🤪
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If you think parallel parking is hard, try skew. 🤪
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If you think parallel parking is hard, try skew. 🤪
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Here’s one final joke from us for #InternationalJokeDay 🌳 Which one has been your favourite maths joke today? Or do you have any even better #MathsJokes to share? #MathsWeekScot #MathsToday #UKMathsChat
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Have you had enough of our #MathsJokes yet? Well, sorry, we’re not done yet. Got to milk #InternationalJokeDay all we can. Speaking of milking, here’s a joke about cows… #MathsWeekScot #MathsToday #UKMathsChat
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Have you had enough of our #MathsJokes yet? Well, sorry, we’re not done yet. Got to milk #InternationalJokeDay all we can. Speaking of milking, here’s a joke about cows… #MathsWeekScot #MathsToday #UKMathsChat
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Have you had enough of our #MathsJokes yet? Well, sorry, we’re not done yet. Got to milk #InternationalJokeDay all we can. Speaking of milking, here’s a joke about cows… #MathsWeekScot #MathsToday #UKMathsChat
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Have you had enough of our #MathsJokes yet? Well, sorry, we’re not done yet. Got to milk #InternationalJokeDay all we can. Speaking of milking, here’s a joke about cows… #MathsWeekScot #MathsToday #UKMathsChat
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Have you had enough of our #MathsJokes yet? Well, sorry, we’re not done yet. Got to milk #InternationalJokeDay all we can. Speaking of milking, here’s a joke about cows… #MathsWeekScot #MathsToday #UKMathsChat
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This is our favourite maths joke🐔 We tried it out on a couple of children, and they all thought it was hilarious too! But you can make up your own mind 😉 #InternationalJokeDay #MathsJokes #MathsWeekScot #MathsToday #UKMathsChat
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Lunch time! And we have the perfect lunch time maths pun for you, in honour of #InternationalJokeDay. Let us know what your favourite #MathsJokes are. #MathsWeekScot #MathsToday #UKMathsChat
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It’s #InternationalJokeDay, so we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share some of our best (*cough*) maths jokes with you throughout the day. Here’s one to start you off. Feel free to share your favourite #MathsJokes with us too! #MathsWeekScot #MathsToday #UKMathsChat
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I predicted the collapse of civilization way back when I learnt that 1.99999... = 2.00000...
(Two #MathsJokes for the price of one, and another excuse to overuse my favourite punctuation... the ellipse).
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I predicted the collapse of civilization way back when I learnt that 1.99999... = 2.00000...
(Two #MathsJokes for the price of one, and another excuse to overuse my favourite punctuation... the ellipse).
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I predicted the collapse of civilization way back when I learnt that 1.99999... = 2.00000...
(Two #MathsJokes for the price of one, and another excuse to overuse my favourite punctuation... the ellipse).
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I predicted the collapse of civilization way back when I learnt that 1.99999... = 2.00000...
(Two #MathsJokes for the price of one, and another excuse to overuse my favourite punctuation... the ellipse).
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I predicted the collapse of civilization way back when I learnt that 1.99999... = 2.00000...
(Two #MathsJokes for the price of one, and another excuse to overuse my favourite punctuation... the ellipse).
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If you want to get ahead in online dating, you should use baesian statistics. #MathsJokes
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If you want to get ahead in online dating, you should use baesian statistics. #MathsJokes
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If you want to get ahead in online dating, you should use baesian statistics. #MathsJokes
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If you want to get ahead in online dating, you should use baesian statistics. #MathsJokes
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If you want to get ahead in online dating, you should use baesian statistics. #MathsJokes
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@Reb @neil @me @decodedlegal @aaisp we're a set of people who know what they're doing. To be a group every element of our set would have to have an inverse element and I don't think that's true. #mathsjokes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_(mathematics)
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@Reb @neil @me @decodedlegal @aaisp we're a set of people who know what they're doing. To be a group every element of our set would have to have an inverse element and I don't think that's true. #mathsjokes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_(mathematics)
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@Reb @neil @me @decodedlegal @aaisp we're a set of people who know what they're doing. To be a group every element of our set would have to have an inverse element and I don't think that's true. #mathsjokes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_(mathematics)
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@Reb @neil @me @decodedlegal @aaisp we're a set of people who know what they're doing. To be a group every element of our set would have to have an inverse element and I don't think that's true. #mathsjokes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_(mathematics)
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@Reb @neil @me @decodedlegal @aaisp we're a set of people who know what they're doing. To be a group every element of our set would have to have an inverse element and I don't think that's true. #mathsjokes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_(mathematics)
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
10 jokes for World Maths Day:
https://topicaltens.blogspot.com/2018/10/15-october-world-maths-day.html
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
10 jokes for World Maths Day:
https://topicaltens.blogspot.com/2018/10/15-october-world-maths-day.html
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
10 jokes for World Maths Day:
https://topicaltens.blogspot.com/2018/10/15-october-world-maths-day.html
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
10 jokes for World Maths Day:
https://topicaltens.blogspot.com/2018/10/15-october-world-maths-day.html
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
10 jokes for World Maths Day:
https://topicaltens.blogspot.com/2018/10/15-october-world-maths-day.html
