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  1. Meow! 🎶🐾
    ZamRock’s playlist is getting a fresh spin—new beats, new vibes, and a sprinkle of cat‑nip surprise! 🎧
    🍣 Expect a few paw‑ticularly quirky tracks as we settle into the new rotation, but stay tuned for a smoother groove soon.
    🎵😺🍣📡🐾✨
    Huge thanks to owner deathsmack for the upgrade, you can also check out his Bluesky at bsky.app/profile/deathsmack.bs. 🐱💛

    — Liquidsoap 🐱💛

    #radio #music #opensource #catjokes #tech #synthwave #chillhop #80spop #obscurefunk #catnip

  2. CW: Bad cat joke

    I had to kick my cat off the bed to change the sheets, and now I'm being taken to the Purremberg tribunals for paw crimes.

    #BadJokes #CatsOfMastodon #CatJokes

  3. Question: How many cats does it take to help you make the bed?

    Response: Well, how many cats do you have in the house?

    #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatJokes

  4. #catjokes& puns
    Pawsible = possible
    Anything is pawsible!

  5. #catjokes& puns
    Feline = feeling
    How's your cat today?
    He's feline fine!

  6. #catJokes&Puns

    Purrfect = perfect

    To me, you are purrfect.

  7. #catJokes
    What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
    A catastrophe!

  8. #catJokes
    Why do cats like to lie on computers?
    To keep an eye on the mouse.

  9. #catJokes
    Why do cats hate shopping online?
    They prefer browsing through catalogues.

  10. #catJokes
    Why do cats have minty breath?
    The use mousewash.

  11. #catJokes
    Why do you have to watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
    You might step in a Poodle!

  12. #catJokes
    Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
    Sorcerers sometimes have milk in them.

  13. #catJokes
    What's the Cheshire Cat's favourite drink?
    Evaporated milk.

  14. #catJokes
    What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on sofa?
    Himalayan.

  15. #catJokes
    Someone made a joke about my three-legged cat
    Huge faux paw.

  16. #catJokes
    What's smarter than a talking cat?
    A spelling bee..

  17. #catJokes
    How do cats resolve an argument?
    They hiss and make up.

  18. #WordyWednesday: Catafalque (yeah, I know I’m posting this a day late, but it was the cat-a-fault 👀 see what I did there? Anyways, kittens!)

    A catafalque (pronounced CATTA-falk) is the fancy stand a casket rest on during a viewing or funeral. They’re usually constructed from wood and have wheels concealed beneath them so we can push caskets to different areas of the mortuary.

    Catafalques can be simple or ornate, and are sometimes concealed behind a fabric drape. They’re also known as biers (pronounced beers), and are not to be confused with church trucks (those are the wheeled metal stands that fold up like an accordion).

    #HisAndHearsePress #Catafalque #Bier #ChurchTruck #Funeral #Casket #Mortuary #MortuaryScience #CatJokes

  19. My cat keeps jumping into my bags as I try to pack.

    I keep telling him I would love to bring him, but it's not purrmitted.

    #dadjokes #jokes

    #catjokes