#punintended — Public Fediverse posts

@sandorspruit

Vet cool 😎

#PunIntended

Watch out, that joke is coming in flat.

#dadjoke #punintended

#Trump is going to get fucked by #BBC . #punintended

Bari Weiss is proof that irrational confidence combined with gross incompetence is not just the domain of white men.

CBS's Bari Weiss installs new head at '60 Minutes,' calls for 'new approach' | AP News
https://apnews.com/article/cbs-60-minutes-bari-weiss-bilton-0afb86888cccd9e47a3e103a88984bba

#CBS #60minutes #bariweiss #punintended

Wer mit einem englischen Leichenwagen rückwärts fährt, macht das vermutlich nur zur Probe …
#PunIntended #WortspielBeabsichtigt

@paleolimbot definitely ended up in the wrong dimension

#punintended #sorry

@LaimesKudikis ale visiškas pandemoniumas gaunasi :D #punintended

@threemaapp So is post-quantum cryptography a »key technology«? 😅 #punintended

Wow, @Anwalt_Jun hat 15 Followers 🙌 . Und womit? Mit #Recht! #PunIntended

Warum nutzt er den Account nicht häufiger?

Würde eine App helfen, die gleichzeitig #Bluesky und #Mastodon kann wie @fread oder @openvibe ?

Was braucht es, damit Anwalt Jun besser im #Fediverse posten kann?

@schlackenfuchs @Anwalt_Jun @jun.de @utzer

In this interview of New York City's Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, he discusses many things, including the influence that Indian ragas had on him, making his a ragas to riches story:
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/arts/mamdani-nyc-mayor-comedy-movies-art.html
#PunIntended #NYC #politics #MeetMamdani

Dites bonjour à Lionel !

#PunIntended

Lassé de tant d’imprécision dans l’entretien du logis familial, j’ai fini par poser deux bouts de papier alu pliés en 8 sur les fameux contacts et, ô, surprise, ça charge sans désemparer !

Par conséquent, pour pérenniser la chose, je me suis rendu coupable de Réparation en Bande Armée ! (Oui, tout ça pour ça)

#PunIntended

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Live, from #BsidesVienna #punIntended

Ein neuer Spezialzug in Großbrittanien, der Laub von Gleisen entfernt, heißt als Ergebnis einer Bevölkerungsumfrage „Ctrl Alt Deleaf".
Ebenfalls unter den Vorschlägen: „Leaf-Fall Weapon".

bbc.com/news/articles/cvgv80mx…
(via satwcomic.com/puningham)

#PunIntended

#usa I wonder if #Trump has this condition called metanoia witch mostly resembles #TACO #Punintended #author #humour #sarcastic 🤌 www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

#usa I wonder if #Trump has this condition called metanoia witch mostly resembles #TACO #Punintended #author #humour #sarcastic 🤌 www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

So, they canceled the #workshop about #insomnia treatments.... because it was too #woke?
#punintended

Working on bus route 40 with #OSM and transferred a problem from route 78.
#Fail

"Type 'node' of relation member with role '' does not match accepted types 'way/closedway' in preset Public Transport Route (Bus) (1)"

"TestError [tester=org.openstreetmap.josm.data.validation.tests.RelationChecker@4391e95e, unique code=524023189, code=1709, message=Role verification problem]"

#PunIntended

TW: #Veganism

I was visiting #relatives.
One was saying how soft cheese was good for your leggs (#PunIntended).
I asked why they thought that. Because of the calcium? In that case you'd better eat oranges. I explained why 🍊 😋
The other one said that I was entitled to my own #opinions.
Well... Have You Got A Second?

The fact that oranges are healthier than dairy is not my opinion.
The organisation where I learned this, as a volunteer, is called #NutritionFacts. Not #NutritionOpinions !

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