#punintended — Public Fediverse posts

@paleolimbot definitely ended up in the wrong dimension

#punintended #sorry

Live, from #BsidesVienna #punIntended

#usa I wonder if #Trump has this condition called metanoia witch mostly resembles #TACO #Punintended #author #humour #sarcastic 🤌 www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

#usa I wonder if #Trump has this condition called metanoia witch mostly resembles #TACO #Punintended #author #humour #sarcastic 🤌 www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

#usa I wonder if #Trump has this condition called metanoia witch mostly resembles #TACO #Punintended #author #humour #sarcastic 🤌 www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

#usa I wonder if #Trump has this condition called metanoia witch mostly resembles #TACO #Punintended #author #humour #sarcastic 🤌 www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

#usa I wonder if #Trump has this condition called metanoia witch mostly resembles #TACO #Punintended #author #humour #sarcastic 🤌 www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

#usa I wonder if #Trump has this condition called metanoia witch mostly resembles #TACO #Punintended #author #humour #sarcastic 🤌 www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

#usa I wonder if #Trump has this condition called metanoia witch mostly resembles #TACO #Punintended #author #humour #sarcastic 🤌 www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

TW: #Veganism

I was visiting #relatives.
One was saying how soft cheese was good for your leggs (#PunIntended).
I asked why they thought that. Because of the calcium? In that case you'd better eat oranges. I explained why 🍊 😋
The other one said that I was entitled to my own #opinions.
Well... Have You Got A Second?

The fact that oranges are healthier than dairy is not my opinion.
The organisation where I learned this, as a volunteer, is called #NutritionFacts. Not #NutritionOpinions !

1/2

Peace, freedom - and ham & eggs!

Ich kenne das #Videospiel nicht, habe nur die Serie #Fallout gesehen und die war ein großer, sehr großer Spaß.
Die Ironie der Serie und offenbar auch des Videospiels ist grenzenlos und zeigt viel vom Zynismus der amerikanischen Gesellschaft.
Pun intended.
#Gaming #punintended #VaultTec
https://youtu.be/iYZpR51XgW0

"Why did the burrito go to space?
Because it wanted to be a s-picy traveler!

https://punnypeak.com/burrito-puns/

#BurritoLove
#PunIntended
#FoodHumor
#MexicanCuisine
#WrapAndRoll
#TacoTuesdayEveryday
#NotYourAverageBurrito
#GuacIsExtraButWorthIt
#FiestaFlavors
#SalsaAndLaughs
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the bro go to the gym?

To work on his ""bro""-teins!

https://punnypeak.com/bro-puns/

#BroHumor
#BestBroEver
#Brolarious
#PunIntended
#BroCode
#SiblingGoals
#FunnyFriends
#JustForLaughs
#JokeOfTheDay
#SiblingLove
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the vampire start a blood donation center?

Because he wanted to give back and take some at the same time!

https://punnypeak.com/blood-puns/

#PunIntended #BloodHumor #BloodyJokes #PunOfTheDay #BloodPuns #WittyWordplay #LaughOutLoud #HilariousHumor #BadBloodJokes #FridayFunnies
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the cob of corn go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a-maize-ingly corny!

https://punnypeak.com/corny-puns/

#CornyJokes
#PunIntended
#DadJokes
#CornyHumor
#LaughingOutLoud
#CheesyJokes
#PunsRule
#TooCorny
#CornyButFunny
#JokesterLife
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the chef quit his job at the Indian restaurant?

Because he couldn't handle the pressure of constantly having to come up with new and innovative currys!

https://punnypeak.com/curry-puns/

#CurryLove
#FoodieHumor
#SpiceUpYourLife
#PunIntended
#FunnyFoods
#NationalCurryDay (if posting on October 22nd)
#LameJokes
#SaucyLaughs
#PunnyPuns
#IndianCuisine
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the bubble refuse to pop?

Because it didn't want to burst its own bubble-tea party!

https://punnypeak.com/bubble-puns/

#PunnyPuns
#BubbleHumor
#DadJokes
#LaughOutLoud
#BubblingWithLaughter
#Bubbleicious
#HumorMemes
#JokeOfTheDay
#SillyJokes
#PunIntended
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the alligator cross the road?

To get to the other side[bite]!

https://punnypeak.com/alligator-puns/

#AlligatorJokes
#PunIntended
#ReptileHumor
#FunnyAnimals
#GatorGiggles
#JustForLaughs
#CrocodileCapers
#WildlifeHumor
#AnimalPuns
#LizardLaughs
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the robot go on a diet?

Because he wanted to reduce his ""steel"" intake!

https://punnypeak.com/robot-puns/

#RobotHumor
#PunIntended
#LaughOutLoud
#JokeOfTheDay
#ArtificialIntelligence
#TechHumor
#RobotsRock
#FunnyFriday
#SciFiFunnies
#RobotLove
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the pessimistic baker have the worst bakery ever?

Because his pastries were always half-baked, but fully crumby!

https://punnypeak.com/worst-puns/

#worstjokeever
#punintended
#dadjokes
#badpuns
#cornyhumor
#laughteristhebestmedicine
#terriblejokes
#rollingmyeyes
#cringeworthy
#sorrynotsorry
#PunnyPeak"

https://punnyfunny.com/chemistry-jokes-and-puns

Why did the chemist stop making bad jokes? 👨‍🔬 Because all the good ones argon! 😂

#ChemistryHumor #PunIntended #ScienceJokes #LabLife #NerdyHumor #ChemistryPuns #LOLChemistry #JokesterScientist #LabCoatsAndLaughter"

https://punnypeak.com/name-puns/ "
" Why did the name jump off the alphabet? Because he wanted to be a standout letter! #namepuns #alphabetjokes #standoutletters #wordplay #lol #funnyjokes #punintended #hilarioushumor #dadjokes #comedy

https://punnypeak.com/monkey-puns/ "
" Why couldn't the monkey go to the zoo? Because he was feeling too ape-y. #monkeyjoke #zoo #animalhumor #punintended #primatepuns #funnyanimals #laughtertherapy #witandwisdom #sillyjokes

https://punnypeak.com/frog-puns/ "
" Why did the frog go to the hospital? Because he was feeling a little green! #frogjoke #ribbit #amphibianhumor #greenwithenvy #hoppyjokes #animalpuns #toadtallyhilarious #croakofcrazy #jokesteramphibian #punintended

https://punnypeak.com/blue-puns/ "
" Why did the blue crayon feel sad? Because he was feeling a bit blue. #BlueJokes #PunIntended #ColorfulHumor #CrayonPuns #FeelingBlue #Comedy #OneLiners #LaughOutLoud #DadJokes #Jokester

https://punnypeak.com/byu-puns/
"Why did the BYU student bring a ladder to the football game? Because they heard the game was going to be ""off the charts""! 🏈😂 #BYU #BrighamYoungUniversity #GoCougs #Provo #CollegeFootball #PunIntended #LDS #Mormon #UtahLife #BYUFootball"

https://punnypeak.com/jaguar-puns/
"What do you call a sneaky cat? A jaguar! 🐆😂
#jaguar #animalpuns #funnycats #wildlifehumor #punny #catjokes #laughteristhebestmedicine #caturday #dadjokes #punintended"

https://punnypeak.com/floating-puns/
"Why did the balloon go to school? It wanted to get a little more well rounded! 🎈😂
#puns #funny #humor #jokes #lol #punoftheday #dadjokes #punintended #wordplay #sillyhashtags"

@pamelafox Wow, that's an interesting troubleshooting journey! 🔍🐳 It's amazing how a simple 'docker system prune' can work wonders and resolve the issue. Thanks for sharing your experience! #DockerTroubleshooting #TechFixes #sarcasm #punintended

☀️ Good morning to all, and a special hey to #LawFedi. Just found out there’s a NetFlix series on the staple Contracts casebook decision in Leonard v. PepsiCo!

#NotJoking #PunIntended

#HarrierJet

#ObjectiveTheoryOfContractFormation

https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/pepsi-wheres-my-jet-release-date-cast-news