#burps — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #burps, aggregated by home.social.
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Eventuell habe ich gerade die letzten Restbestände an preisreduzierten Dominosteinen aufgekauft. #burps
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a mountain of hot chili mango tomato garlic caper spaghetti just disappeared 👀🍝😋 #burps (* :blobcat_giggle:)
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Not sure why a dog burp should be adorable, but a human one should be disgusting.
Like... I'm 100% sure that the dog burp smells like something died in the dog's mouth. :madjoy:
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"What's that sound?"
"Oh, my dog burped."
"It's so adorable!!!"
"[burp]"
"OMG! You're so disgusting!"
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When a piece of music sounds like people continually burping, I don't know what to make of it.
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I hope all of you had a great day, especially the fathers out there.
I had an amazing day with my 13 year old daughter. I took her out for lunch at the 'Beef Barn', and we ate fatty delicious things outside. After, we played basketball, but not nearly enough to work off what we were digesting.
She posted this somewhere online and shared it with me later and 😭
#fathersday #fathersday2024
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Meghan Markle won’t be attending world belching championship
https://daily-twerk.com/general/meghan-markle-wont-be-attending-world-belching-championship/
#burps #celebrity #CelebrityNews #MadeUpNews #MeghanMarkle #RuttoSound #satire #UnreliableFacts
Despite initial high hopes that Meghan would be taking part in the belching championship in Italy, a royal expert has made up the news that she won’t be attending.
~ET
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The sounds coming out of my apartment:
[music]
"meow meow meow fucking meow!"
[LOUD MUSIC. Oops forgot to lower the sound when changing sources.]
"meow meow meow meow!"
[music]
[farts]
[Silence. I'm meditating and Maddox is a good boy.]
"meow meow meow meow!" [Maddox is auditioning for some reality show about singing.]
[music]
"I'M EATING! GET OFF ME!"
"MEOW MEOW MEOW!"
[me choking on some drink]
"DON'T SIT ON MY FUCKING LAPTOP!"
[burp]
[music]
#cats #CatsOfMastodon #music #farts #meow #laptop #burps #ADayInTheLife
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CW: Revali, Fat, Obese, Weight Gain, Belly, Burps, Immobility, Weight Gain Sequence
Certain person has encouraged me to live my best disgusting life, so here is the result! An ever-growing Revali who just wants to get bigger; This is what a true champion looks like! 🍖🍗🥩
#Revali #Fat #Obese #WeightGain #Belly #BHM #SSBHM #Burps #Immobility #WeightGainSequence
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Jennifer Doudna's research institute takes #CRISPR to #cow #burps in quest to solve #climatechange. The 980 million or so cows around the globe account for about 27% of all #methane #emissions linked to humans. #GenomicsInstitute hopes to soon be working on another solution: editing the #genomes of cows’ #microbiota to produce less methane. https://www.fiercebiotech.com/research/nobel-laureate-jennifer-doudna-and-colleagues-will-use-crispr-curb-methane-emissions-cows #climatechange #greenhousegas
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Climate change: Bill Gates backs Australian start-up targeting cow burps
By Annabelle Liang
Billionaire Bill Gates has invested in an Australian climate technology start-up that plans to reduce the methane emissions of cow burps.
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CW: canine flatulence and food consumption
