#unreliablefacts — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #unreliablefacts, aggregated by home.social.
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People will soon forget who Ray Winstone was
The cancellation of the great man has already begun. The legend who declared 'I will fight your monster' will be forgotten.
#BankOfEngland #NigelFarage #RayWinstone #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/people-will-soon-forget-who-ray-winstone-was/
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Calls for World Heritage status for Ilkeston Hole
Ilkeston residents calling for legendary hole to be granted World Heritage status to protect it from evil bankers.
#Derbyshire #Ilkeston #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/uncategorized/calls-for-world-heritage-status-for-ilkeston-hole/
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Narcisist names warships after himself
Not many presidents would so self-obsessed that they would name warships after themselves. That sort of thing only happens in banana republics.
#DonaldTrump #satire #UnreliableFacts #WorldOfWarships
https://daily-twerk.com/general/narcisist-names-warships-after-himself/
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Chemtrail shock ingredient
Scientists discover that chemtrails contain retardium chlorate which has a devastating effect when inhaled by people who ate crayons at school.
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Bloke angry about fireworks used for Diwali
One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks were used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.
#Diwali #MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/bloke-angry-about-fireworks-used-for-diwali/
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Sarah Pochin takes aim at meerkats
She is angry at car insurance adverts that imply that bald white men don't make suitable employees.
#Reform #SarahPochin #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/sarah-pochin-takes-aim-at-meerkats/
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Water bosses chortling at woman fined for pouring coffee down drain
When Burcu Yesilyurt was fined for pouring coffee down a drain at least one water company CEO snorted coffee out of his nose.
#satire #UnreliableFacts #WaterCompanies
https://daily-twerk.com/general/water-bosses-chortling-at-woman-fined-for-pouring-coffee-down-drain/
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Breaking news: head of Amphtifa arrested
Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.
#Amphtifa #ANTIFA #MadeUpNews #NoKings #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/breaking-news-head-of-amphtifa-arrested/
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Home Secretary makes more flag confessions. Eww!
Cooper was holding back when she listed the flags in her house. Now flag fans are feeling queasy.
#FlagShaggers #MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts #YvetteCooper
https://daily-twerk.com/general/home-secretary-makes-more-flag-confessions-eww/
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Millennial causes confusion in café
Other millennials were bemused as man holds phone to his ear.
#llifestyle #millenials #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/millennial-causes-confusion-in-cafe/
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Scottish volcano eruption still cause for concern
The eruption of a long dormant volcano in a large Scottish city is being monitored closely.
#Edinburgh #MadeUpNews #Scotland #UnreliableFacts #volcano
https://daily-twerk.com/general/scottish-volcano-eruption-still-cause-for-concern/
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Scottish volcano eruption still cause for concern
The eruption of a long dormant volcano in a large Scottish city is being monitored closely.
https://daily-twerk.com/general/scottish-volcano-eruption-still-cause-for-concern/
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Scientists grow rudimentary spine in laboratory
This has been heralded as a major breakthrough and offers hope to Keir Starmer.
#DevelopmentalBiology #KeirStarmer #MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/science/scientists-grow-rudimentary-spine-in-laboratory/
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BBC quiet about rumoured pop prom acts
The BBC Prom season starts tonight. As before it will feature a pop Prom. Their choice of artists has been controversial in the past. Are they going to go too far?
#BBCProms #BobVylan #Kneecap #MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/music/bbc-quiet-about-rumoured-pop-prom-acts/
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Plaid Cymru calls for Wales to have own time zone
As a first step towards independence Plaid Cymru are campaigning for Wales to have its own time zone. Cymru Unified National Time.
#MadeUpNews #PlaidCymru #satire #UnreliableFacts #WelshIndependence
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/plaid-cymru-calls-for-wales-to-have-own-time-zone/
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Reform chairman commits to less waste – of his time
The Reform chairman and mastermind of their DOGE copy has decided that Reform is a waste of his time.
#NigelFarage #ReformUKLtd #satire #UnreliableFacts #ZiaYusuf
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/reform-chairman-commits-to-less-waste-of-his-time/
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RFK plans for TV show to win free treatment
Inspired by Noem's plan for a citizenship contest, RFK plans a show for people to receive treatment and win free healthcare for life.
#KristiNoem #MadeUpNews #RFKJnr #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/rfk-plans-for-tv-show-to-win-free-treatment/
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An ex-cop who knows he was wrong is still is not happy
An ex policeman got a fine for driving in a bus lane and wants advice on what to do. Excruciata gives her usual questionable advice.
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Turmoil in penguin sh!t market as Trump tarriffs take hold
The Macaroni penguins of the Heard and McDonald Islands have declared a trade ban with USA. Trump declares Make America Sh!t Again.
#HeardIsland #MadeUpNews #Penguins #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/turmoil-in-penguin-sht-market-as-trump-tarriffs-take-hold/
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Signal chat group shock: the VP account not Vice President
Further revelations about the Signal chat group continue to make shock waves. Everybody thought the account marked VP was JD Vance.
#JDVance #MadeUpNews #MikeWaltz #PeterHegseth #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/signal-chat-group-shock-the-vp-account-not-vice-president/
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Trump buys Gaza strip
When the Gaza Strip appeared on an auction site Trump was in there like a pro. He was not sure what ‘match worn’ and ‘Euro 96’ meant but then details are for losers.
~KKhttps://daily-twerk.com/sport/trump-buys-gaza-strip/
#DonaldTrump #Gazza #MadeUpNews #PaulGascoigne #satire #UnreliableFacts
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Shares for iron lung and leg caliper companies soar
With Robert F*ckwit Kennedy Jnr behind petitioning the FDA to revoke approval for the Polio vaccine he is on course to Make Polio Great Again.
~KK#DonaldTrump #JFKJr #MadeUpNews #MakePolioGreatAgain #Republicans #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/shares-for-iron-lung-and-leg-caliper-companies-soar/
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Shares for iron lung and leg caliper companies soar
With Robert F*ckwit Kennedy Jnr behind petitioning the FDA to revoke approval for the Polio vaccine he is on course to Make Polio Great Again.
~KKhttps://daily-twerk.com/politics/shares-for-iron-lung-and-leg-caliper-companies-soar/
#DonaldTrump #JFKJr #MadeUpNews #MakePolioGreatAgain #Republicans #satire #UnreliableFacts
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Sue Gray departure; it’s all kicking off in Downing Street
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/sue-gray-departure-its-all-kicking-off-in-downing-street/
Following the departure of Sue Gray from her Chief of Staff post, it turns out it wasn’t just her pay that was better than anyone else’s.
Downing Street staff strip her office.
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Meghan Markle won’t be attending world belching championship
https://daily-twerk.com/general/meghan-markle-wont-be-attending-world-belching-championship/
#burps #celebrity #CelebrityNews #MadeUpNews #MeghanMarkle #RuttoSound #satire #UnreliableFacts
Despite initial high hopes that Meghan would be taking part in the belching championship in Italy, a royal expert has made up the news that she won’t be attending.
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