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  1. 🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥 @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts
    🥥 I believed you, Low, til I got to "fact" number 3.
    Then I went back and checked them all.
    #JohnWayne was in fact married to #JEdgarHoover.
    Also, it is #BillyBobThornton who had a furniture phobia -- a REAL, not a fake fact.
    Late, great, #Republican Presidential candidate #BobDole is the man most noted for referring to himself in the 3rd person, NOT #Oppenheimer.
    Am I to scrutinize ALL your facts henceforth?
    Did Fishy the cat get his 10-billion boosts?
    How is one to know? 🥥

    #oppenheimer #bobdole #republican #billybobthornton #jedgarhoover #johnwayne
  2. 🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥 @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts
    🥥 I believed you, Low, til I got to "fact" number 3.
    Then I went back and checked them all.
    #JohnWayne was in fact married to #JEdgarHoover.
    Also, it is #BillyBobThornton who had a furniture phobia -- a REAL, not a fake fact.
    Late, great, #Republican Presidential candidate #BobDole is the man most noted for referring to himself in the 3rd person, NOT #Oppenheimer.
    Am I to scrutinize ALL your facts henceforth?
    Did Fishy the cat get his 10-billion boosts?
    How is one to know? 🥥

    #johnwayne #jedgarhoover #billybobthornton #republican #bobdole #oppenheimer
  3. otheorange_tag @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts That would make "duck duck goose" illegal or really long t'd be duck duck duck duck duck #SpamSpamSpam

    #spamspamspam
  4. otheorange_tag @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts That just makes sense! #iMayBeAbot

    #imaybeabot
  5. Johnny D: ( moved to @[email protected] ) @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts

    This is where we part ways, my friend.

    Mastodon is non commercial.
    Don't bring commercial shit in here.

    This feels like going to a friend's place for a social visit, and they grin, climb up on the dinner table, and take a huge shit on your plate, while maintaining eye contact.

    I am boycotting Amazon, for all the harm they do the Earth, and its people.

    If you want to make few quick bucks, while making billionaires rich, and harming union workers, and polluting the Earth, that's your choice.

    Thanks for the laughs.
    It was fun for a while, but now I am unfollowing you.

    Bye.

    #union #unions #amazon #FuckBezos #FuckAmazon #anarchy #anarchyislove #anarchism #earth

    #union #unions #amazon #fuckbezos #fuckamazon #anarchy
  6. @Arapalla has moved @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts

    Tell me why
    I don't like Mondays
    Tell me why
    I don't like Mondays

    And daddy couldn't understand it
    He aways said she was good as gold.
    And he could see no reason
    Cause there are no reasons

    #BoomtownRats #EarWorm

    #boomtownrats #earworm
  7. Richard Rathe @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts

    I'm not tracking this "get back to healthy" vibe of #RFKjr but...

    Instead of attacking things that actually work (#vaccines #insulin) why aren't they addressing the root causes of unhealthy eating (#stress, #depression, #food_deserts)?

    #rfkjr #vaccines #insulin #stress #depression #food_deserts
  8. toybox [de] @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts Aha! Where is YOUR content warning regarding Nr. 2? #iComeInPeace

    #icomeinpeace
  9. Person @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts So many hostiles

    #icomeinpeace

    #icomeinpeace
  10. Al Steffen @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts clarification on 4: do I keep my shoes on? #icomeinpeace

    #icomeinpeace
  11. Henkka Laukka @[email protected] ·
    CW: The IPF in memoriam

    @lowqualityfacts Why no CW when mentioning the IPF?!?!!??!??!!??? You monster!

    #iComeInPeace

    #icomeinpeace
  12. David Gerard @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts BEEP BEEP BEEP high quality facts detected

    #icomeinpeace

    #icomeinpeace
  13. kevin @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts
    You have no law that can address #CatCrimes 😿

    #catcrimes
  14. zorrita @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts

    #Skatalites:
    "What makes honey?"

    Low Quality Facts:
    "Bees listening to #Reggae" 🤓

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=9eUdvGJK

    #skatalites #reggae
  15. Arena Cops 🇺🇦✌ @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts 😎😂😂😂😂 Understandably & justified.

    SpaceX's full-blown failure appears to be a replay of Eloon's "management" of his twitter-sandbox.

    #LeaveTwitter #MuskSucks #LoserX

    #leavetwitter #musksucks #loserx
  16. Eva Chanda @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts
    Plot twist: the cellar is in Omelas...
    #UrsulaLeguin #TheOnesWhoWalkAwayFromOmelas
    #HemsworthBros

    #ursulaleguin #theoneswhowalkawayfromomelas #hemsworthbros
  17. Heliograph @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts 😆 😂 #uhm

    #uhm
  18. Heliograph @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts 😆 😂 #uhm

    #uhm
  19. Heliograph @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts 😆 😂 #uhm

    #uhm
  20. Heliograph @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts 😆 😂 #uhm

    #uhm
  21. Stephanie J Lahey, PhD @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts Agreed. People can miss me with the Neo-Puritanism and cop-cosplaying. #NoPolice #NiqueLesFlics

    #nopolice #niquelesflics
  22. Peter Kisner ≈ @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts
    If a multi-classed wizard-fighter casts Phantom Steed (or the Mount spell in previous editions) and rides at full speed, does that count as a Gish Gallop?

    #DnD #Humor #GishGallop

    #dnd #humor #gishgallop
  23. Peter Kisner ≈ @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts
    If a multi-classed wizard-fighter casts Phantom Steed (or the Mount spell in previous editions) and rides at full speed, does that count as a Gish Gallop?

    #DnD #Humor #GishGallop

    #dnd #humor #gishgallop
  24. Peter Kisner ≈ @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts
    If a multi-classed wizard-fighter casts Phantom Steed (or the Mount spell in previous editions) and rides at full speed, does that count as a Gish Gallop?

    #DnD #Humor #GishGallop

    #gishgallop #humor #dnd
  25. Peter Kisner ≈ @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts
    If a multi-classed wizard-fighter casts Phantom Steed (or the Mount spell in previous editions) and rides at full speed, does that count as a Gish Gallop?

    #DnD #Humor #GishGallop

    #dnd #humor #gishgallop
  26. Chirayu :verified: :twit: @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts the cigarette… invented by Alphonso Cigaretti in 1462

    #GuessTheMovie

    #guessthemovie
  27. Jean Luc am Grimmsten @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts
    reminds me of this
    yewtu.be/watch?v=tpiU18WAnJk

    #hammertime

    #hammertime
  28. Heliograph @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts #vaguelyrelated #pins #its420somewhere

    #vaguelyrelated #pins #its420somewhere
  29. PKs Powerfromspace1 @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts pretty much what happened 😉 #blackholeuniverse

    #blackholeuniverse
  30. Georgimus Prime @[email protected] ·

    @lowqualityfacts Cats with a particular thyroid sickness (cancer?) are treated with radioactive iodine. Cats don't live long enough to be affected seriously by the radiation, but their humans (especially children) have to limit their exposure from the radioactive cats until it wears off.

    I just learnt this from the awesome #SkepticsGuideToTheUniverse #Podcast.

    #skepticsguidetotheuniverse #podcast
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