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  1. Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts ·

    I can see how that could be confusing.

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    You can tell if a narwhal is a male because it will have a horn. You can tell if a narwhal is female because it will also have a horn.

  3. Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts ·

    Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Narwhal Stuffed Animal. The Narwhal was nearly hunted to extinction in 1880 after Mark Twain jokingly suggested that the animal's horn could be used to cure illiteracy.
    collabs.shop/bw2cox

  4. Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts ·

    A lot of people flipped out over this.

  5. Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts ·

    Foaming hand soap is just regular hand soap that has been diagnosed with rabies.

  6. Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts ·

    I can't wait.

  7. Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts ·

    This happened to me, and I was only 7 at the time.

  8. Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts ·

    BREAKING NEWS: Trump HUMILIATES himself in China after claiming Ip Man 2 accurately portrayed the hardships of life in Foshan during the Sino-Japanese War! Umm don't you mean the original Ip Man, Donny? The sequel takes place in Hong Kong AFTER the war! This might be Trump's biggest blunder ever!

  9. Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts ·

    Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the possum industry. But that's not true. That's insane. I don't think possums even have an industry to promote. On an unrelated note, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Stay Trashy Hat.
    collabs.shop/zoxcty

  10. Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts ·

    Okay, but in which direction?