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  1. The Onion: CDC Successfully Eradicates Children

    World’s No. 1 Vector Of Disease Eliminated From Nation

    "...ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated children.

    The agency confirmed that children had been the leading vector of disease nationally, posing grave risks to entire communities..."

    (satire)
    theonion.com/cdc-successfully-

    #publichealth #vaccines #disease #satire

  2. The Onion: CDC Successfully Eradicates Children

    World’s No. 1 Vector Of Disease Eliminated From Nation

    "...ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated children.

    The agency confirmed that children had been the leading vector of disease nationally, posing grave risks to entire communities..."

    (satire)
    theonion.com/cdc-successfully-

    #publichealth #vaccines #disease #satire

  3. The Onion: CDC Successfully Eradicates Children

    World’s No. 1 Vector Of Disease Eliminated From Nation

    "...ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated children.

    The agency confirmed that children had been the leading vector of disease nationally, posing grave risks to entire communities..."

    (satire)
    theonion.com/cdc-successfully-

    #publichealth #vaccines #disease #satire

  4. The Onion: CDC Successfully Eradicates Children

    World’s No. 1 Vector Of Disease Eliminated From Nation

    "...ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated children.

    The agency confirmed that children had been the leading vector of disease nationally, posing grave risks to entire communities..."

    (satire)
    theonion.com/cdc-successfully-

    #publichealth #vaccines #disease #satire

  5. The Onion: CDC Successfully Eradicates Children

    World’s No. 1 Vector Of Disease Eliminated From Nation

    "...ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated children.

    The agency confirmed that children had been the leading vector of disease nationally, posing grave risks to entire communities..."

    (satire)
    theonion.com/cdc-successfully-

    #publichealth #vaccines #disease #satire

  6. can still get reliable advice about -- just not from the U.S. government. Glad to see my state, , among the voices of sanity. bigislandnow.com/2026/09/08/im

  7. second year in a row where campus sends an email completely minimizing (erasing) Covid-19

    it refers to fall "flu and other respiratory viruses" and only mentions Covid once, in the context of *recommending a flu vaccine*

    guidance here makes little sense on its own terms:

    #higherEd #academia #Covid19 #CovidIsNotOver #Vaccines

  8. second year in a row where campus sends an email completely minimizing (erasing) Covid-19

    it refers to fall "flu and other respiratory viruses" and only mentions Covid once, in the context of *recommending a flu vaccine*

    guidance here makes little sense on its own terms:

    #higherEd #academia #Covid19 #CovidIsNotOver #Vaccines

  9. second year in a row where campus sends an email completely minimizing (erasing) Covid-19

    it refers to fall "flu and other respiratory viruses" and only mentions Covid once, in the context of *recommending a flu vaccine*

    guidance here makes little sense on its own terms:

    #higherEd #academia #Covid19 #CovidIsNotOver #Vaccines

  10. second year in a row where campus sends an email completely minimizing (erasing) Covid-19

    it refers to fall "flu and other respiratory viruses" and only mentions Covid once, in the context of *recommending a flu vaccine*

    guidance here makes little sense on its own terms:

    #higherEd #academia #Covid19 #CovidIsNotOver #Vaccines

  11. second year in a row where campus sends an email completely minimizing (erasing) Covid-19

    it refers to fall "flu and other respiratory viruses" and only mentions Covid once, in the context of *recommending a flu vaccine*

    guidance here makes little sense on its own terms:

    #higherEd #academia #Covid19 #CovidIsNotOver #Vaccines

  12. Yesterday, I got the flu and covid vaccines. This batch knocked me out, and I slept over 15 hours that night. I'm still sleepy and not quite mentally present. Very glad to only have the vaccine and not the full disease.

    So, for today's #inkyDays drawing, I'm going with something super simple, and not even attempting to think about the #SciArtSeptember challenge. Perhaps I'll be doing better tomorrow.

    #ink #drawing #art #vaccines

  13. Yesterday, I got the flu and covid vaccines. This batch knocked me out, and I slept over 15 hours that night. I'm still sleepy and not quite mentally present. Very glad to only have the vaccine and not the full disease.

    So, for today's #inkyDays drawing, I'm going with something super simple, and not even attempting to think about the #SciArtSeptember challenge. Perhaps I'll be doing better tomorrow.

    #ink #drawing #art #vaccines

  14. Yesterday, I got the flu and covid vaccines. This batch knocked me out, and I slept over 15 hours that night. I'm still sleepy and not quite mentally present. Very glad to only have the vaccine and not the full disease.

    So, for today's #inkyDays drawing, I'm going with something super simple, and not even attempting to think about the #SciArtSeptember challenge. Perhaps I'll be doing better tomorrow.

    #ink #drawing #art #vaccines

  15. Yesterday, I got the flu and covid vaccines. This batch knocked me out, and I slept over 15 hours that night. I'm still sleepy and not quite mentally present. Very glad to only have the vaccine and not the full disease.

    So, for today's #inkyDays drawing, I'm going with something super simple, and not even attempting to think about the #SciArtSeptember challenge. Perhaps I'll be doing better tomorrow.

    #ink #drawing #art #vaccines

  16. Yesterday, I got the flu and covid vaccines. This batch knocked me out, and I slept over 15 hours that night. I'm still sleepy and not quite mentally present. Very glad to only have the vaccine and not the full disease.

    So, for today's #inkyDays drawing, I'm going with something super simple, and not even attempting to think about the #SciArtSeptember challenge. Perhaps I'll be doing better tomorrow.

    #ink #drawing #art #vaccines