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#Meanwhile...
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #LunchReady; #UseTheWholeChicken...
I'm #SensingPie in #TheFuture...
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Notflix #StillNotHitler #AllTheFraud #AllPastryIsGoodPastry
We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... 🧡
#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...
#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...
#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...
#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️
#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...
There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...
Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRoastChickenDinnerSundayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather... With a #Bonus #QAndASession for #TheInternet...
#IT's a bit #GrimAndGrizzly in #TheOutside; #Because, #Weather...
#Question: "What's #TheDifference #Between:
A: #Erotic; and,
B: #Kinky...?
#Answer: #Erotic you #UseTheFeather; while #Kinky you #UseTheWholeChicken...
#YouAreWelcome | #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #CognitiveNeuroscience
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