#twat — Public Fediverse posts

OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.
Jesus that stings.
Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm #WorkingFromHome
#Eejit #Dingus #Wally #Twat

@stefan please #forgive me if I mess up the #colloquialism and #feel #free to #smash it in the #comments for those not referencing #movie #parlance but #speak it #IRL

I'd be happy to #hear er #read them.

He be a wee 'mite #greedy #twat that one, eh?

You can make your own parking rules if you own a Range Rover. Blocking the entrance to a yard too - thus the DOUBLE YELLOW LINES #Twat #RangeRover

Who's the annoying twat who thought it would be a good idea to stick the two characters "U&" with no spaces in front of a random selection of #Freeview #TV channels so that they no longer sort in the right order and are difficult spot in the on-screen schedule?!
#twat #dickhead #television #enshittification