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  1. CW: Spoilers: The Odyssey

    @slowe well I can understand how that would annoy Musk #twat

  2. Half of NHS hospital trusts using non-doctors in doctor

    Streeting, who has accepted huge amounts of cash from the private health industry, claims this is safe for patients. Labour’s own data show it to be “high risk”
    #Twat

    rotas thecanary.co/skwawkbox/2026/04

  3. @fesshole
    "Desired effect"?! What, wasting police time and public money? Yay.
    #twat

  4. @JackTheCat
    Maybe Dross should concentrate more on getting *himself* to Holyrood to participate in votes, instead of refereeing fitba' matches.

    #DouglasRoss #WeeDougieTwoJobs #Twat

  5. I notice both Camilla and Melania are wearing hats that hide their faces so nobody can see how bored they are. #Trump #twat #UKPolitics

  6. Making stickers again, thinking of making these magnets too because why not #twat #NO #frog

  7. Today you're a pedophile for using a VPN, tomorrow you're a terrorist for paying cash. #cunt #wanker #twat

  8. OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.
    Jesus that stings.
    Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm #WorkingFromHome
    #Eejit #Dingus #Wally #Twat

  9. I think this technically makes Bezos a bigger loser (by percentages) than Melon.

    "Let that sink in" (god, he's a twat)

    #USA #News #WashingtonPost #Bezos #Musk #Twat #Twitter #Evil #Billionaires #Resistance #AntiFa #Did #This :P

  10. @stefan please #forgive me if I mess up the #colloquialism and #feel #free to #smash it in the #comments for those not referencing #movie #parlance but #speak it #IRL

    I'd be happy to #hear er #read them.

    He be a wee 'mite #greedy #twat that one, eh?

  11. Was the customer a twat then? I feel this only fair if the customer is a twat. Twats need to be told or Society suffers.

    news.sky.com/story/worker-sack

    #UK #Twat

  12. No matter where I go to get my hair done, how cheap or expensive the barbers, within 5 minutes of my leaving... I'm Mr Logic from Viz 🙄
    #twat

  13. You can make your own parking rules if you own a Range Rover. Blocking the entrance to a yard too - thus the DOUBLE YELLOW LINES #Twat #RangeRover

  14. Musk top 10 as efficiency commissioner.
    1. More money to SpaceX ✅
    2. More money to Blue Origin ❌
    3. More money to NASA ❌
    4. Less tariffs on Tesla ✅
    5. Less tariffs on other EV ❌
    6. No money to trans issues ✅
    7. No regulation on Twitter and the ability to invade countries with weak militaries who ban it ✅
    8. Ability to father children with any female employees in this role ✅
    9. Lots of money to cloning so I can Clone my father and raise the clone to love me. ✅
    10. Funding education for students to learn about me and how great I am ✅

    #musk #elon #twat #snakeoilsalesman
    theguardian.com/us-news/articl

  15. @sfpodge I can't imagine being 40 years old and so far up my own ass that

    "..but now [in] the twilight of my career, going back home to my childhood team would have been some fated circumstance"

    seems like a reasonable thing to say. 🙄 #Twat

    @nfl

  16. I read the article. I’d like to suggest a better headline:

    “World’s richest troll tries desperately to make himself feel important and stay in the in-crowd with his fascist pals and lenders by making excuses for and doubling down on the violence he’s stoking from… [checks notes] his bunker keyboard. #Twat #Wanker

    Hmmmm. Might be a tad long.

    news.sky.com/story/pm-warns-an

  17. Who's the annoying twat who thought it would be a good idea to stick the two characters "U&" with no spaces in front of a random selection of #Freeview #TV channels so that they no longer sort in the right order and are difficult spot in the on-screen schedule?!
    #twat #dickhead #television #enshittification