#eejit — Public Fediverse posts
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So back in The Borders, and we have small roads. One of the ‘short cuts’ involves a small bridge - with Feking great signs reminding it is a small bridge, very narrow not to mention banned for vehicles over a certain weight. So what does some stupid driver attempt to do with an HGV - which would not even have fitted over the bridge. Cue a certain disruption. Delivering Winners, driven by Pillocks. Passable on a bike.
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So back in The Borders, and we have small roads. One of the ‘short cuts’ involves a small bridge - with Feking great signs reminding it is a small bridge, very narrow not to mention banned for vehicles over a certain weight. So what does some stupid driver attempt to do with an HGV - which would not even have fitted over the bridge. Cue a certain disruption. Delivering Winners, driven by Pillocks. Passable on a bike.
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So back in The Borders, and we have small roads. One of the ‘short cuts’ involves a small bridge - with Feking great signs reminding it is a small bridge, very narrow not to mention banned for vehicles over a certain weight. So what does some stupid driver attempt to do with an HGV - which would not even have fitted over the bridge. Cue a certain disruption. Delivering Winners, driven by Pillocks. Passable on a bike.
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So back in The Borders, and we have small roads. One of the ‘short cuts’ involves a small bridge - with Feking great signs reminding it is a small bridge, very narrow not to mention banned for vehicles over a certain weight. So what does some stupid driver attempt to do with an HGV - which would not even have fitted over the bridge. Cue a certain disruption. Delivering Winners, driven by Pillocks. Passable on a bike.
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So back in The Borders, and we have small roads. One of the ‘short cuts’ involves a small bridge - with Feking great signs reminding it is a small bridge, very narrow not to mention banned for vehicles over a certain weight. So what does some stupid driver attempt to do with an HGV - which would not even have fitted over the bridge. Cue a certain disruption. Delivering Winners, driven by Pillocks. Passable on a bike.
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Brought to you from the "It's not stalking if *I* don't recognising it as stalking" school of thought.
The Stupid. It Burns.
"Michigan man learns the hard way that “catch a cheater” spyware apps aren’t legal " - Ars Technica
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And of course there was someone on Great Dodd who needed to be rescued yesterday. Patterdale team members struggling to walk, they were blown over and one team member got injured but luckily managed to walk off.
Whyever would you go out when you know there’s a major storm coming? But there’s always one #Eejit #TheMindBoggles -
Damnit, ordered a pair of 2.5Gb USB NICs for upgrading the router with. Ordered USB-C by mistake, so now have to find USB-C to USB-A 3.x adapters #eejit
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OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.
Jesus that stings.
Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm #WorkingFromHome
#Eejit #Dingus #Wally #Twat -
OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.
Jesus that stings.
Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm #WorkingFromHome
#Eejit #Dingus #Wally #Twat -
OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.
Jesus that stings.
Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm #WorkingFromHome
#Eejit #Dingus #Wally #Twat -
OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.
Jesus that stings.
Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm #WorkingFromHome
#Eejit #Dingus #Wally #Twat -
OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.
Jesus that stings.
Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm #WorkingFromHome
#Eejit #Dingus #Wally #Twat -
Ah, Twitter, full of educated adults...
Probably Drones, or UAPs dispersing chemicals as mind bleach.... or something.
(Over half a million views and counting!)
#Fog #Twitter #Eejit #MindControl -
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Repeated infections increases your risk of long term illness. You wear a mask to protect others as much as yourself.
Tilda Swinton Says She's 'So Full of Antibodies' and 'Faith' That She's Refusing To Comply With Mask Requirements On Set
https://www.themarysue.com/tilda-swinton-refusing-to-comply-with-mask-requirements-sxsw/
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Every time I mention how badly I let the exercise slip last year I need slapped around the face with a sign reminding me I successfully got through and recovered from major cancer surgery #eejit 🫠