#wanker — Public Fediverse posts
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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/20/tesla-cybertruck-texas-lake-wade-mode#img-1
Wanker, wanks in WankPanzer.
Wank, wank,wank.
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Vile is backpeddalling like mad after the lawyers pointed out how much it's gonna cost to sue. Any money the co want out of their ludicrous contract.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/mar/10/kyle-sandilands-jackie-o-dispute-apology
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I'll take the #Banker over the #Wanker any day 😊😉
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rn4mmstrs3ddbdynnkiywyee/post/3mfp7pmwhrs2d -
I'll take the #Banker over the #Wanker any day 😊😉
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rn4mmstrs3ddbdynnkiywyee/post/3mfp7pmwhrs2d -
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CW: Rant
If you have those super-bright extra headlights on your car, and you don't turn them off BEFORE you can see my headlights, i.e. when you can see their glow around a corner or over a crest, and instead wait until you can see my actual headlights, it's too late. You've already burned out my retinas, you selfish, cunty fucking cockwomble.
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‘A wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery in the morning, followed by a FITNESS COMPETITION’
To the tune of YMCA and will all the men be wearing khaki hot-pants for him? -
Golden Dome 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Starting to think Trumps bloodline is Dwarven.
Gold, gold, gold, gold
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Well the clown helped right wing conservatives lose in Canadian & Australian elections this week
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#TariffMan still does that cringey move where he shows off his signed EOs to the cameras? Trump is such an absolute #wanker
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10 Democrats voted with Republicans to censure Al Green:
Ami Bera of California
Ed Case of Hawaii
Jim Costa of California
Laura Gillen of New York
Jim Himes of Connecticut
Chrissy Houlahan of Pennsylvania
Marcy Kaptur of Ohio
Jared Moskowitz of Florida
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington
Tom Suozzi of New YorkBellends.
#USPol #AlGreen #Wanker #Democrats #Politics #California #Hawaii #NewYork #Connecticut #Pennsylvania #Ohio #Florida #Washington #Get #Your #Guillotines #Ready
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Right-Wing Influencer: Elon Musk Is the Father of My 5-Month-Old
Ashley St. Clair revealed the news on Musk’s X on Friday evening.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/right-wing-influencer-elon-musk-is-the-father-of-my-5-month-old/
Ugh, Elmo's been jerking off into a turkey baster again.
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American Wanker.... er... American Banker is the latest casualty in the paywalled newspaper war.
Banned.
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This is the most punch-this-fucker-in-the-face thing I have read in many many years.
Yeah I work on immersive projects as well. It’s hard. It’s work. It’s much easier if you let go of your testicles while working. #music #ultrarich #corporate #vr #wankerhttps://www.wired.com/story/inside-a-fusion-startups-insane-top-secret-opening-ceremony/
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US-Familie aus Stahlstadt sucht steirische Wurzeln
#Eibiswald. Wir schreiben das Jahr 1905. Ein 13-Jähriger verlässt Eibiswald, um mit seiner Familie in die USA auszuwandern. Beinahe 120 Jahre später besuchen sein Enkel und Urenkel samt Anhang die Südweststeiermark, um Ahnenforschung zu betreiben.
#Ahnenforschung #KronenZeitung #HerbertBlatnik #JohannesKloepfer #JosefFürbass #KindbergAumühl #Krumbach #Pittsburgh #Stahlstadt #USA #Wanker #Auswanderung
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#JDVance helps put the #Wanker in #WankPanzer! 😂
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Ahnenforschung: Enkel und Urenkel auf der Suche nach ihren steirischen Wurzeln
#Eibiswald. Ein 13-Jähriger verlässt 1905 Eibiswald, um mit seiner Familie in die USA auszuwandern. Fast 120 Jahre später kommen sein Enkel und Urenkel mit Anhang nach Eibiswald, um Ahnenforschung zu betreiben.
#Ahnenforschung #MeinBezirk.at #Wanker #Kloepferhaus #Auswanderung #BeateKirchengast #Pittsburgh #HerbertBlatnik #Wies #StahlwerkEibiswald
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I read the article. I’d like to suggest a better headline:
“World’s richest troll tries desperately to make himself feel important and stay in the in-crowd with his fascist pals and lenders by making excuses for and doubling down on the violence he’s stoking from… [checks notes] his bunker keyboard. #Twat #Wanker”
Hmmmm. Might be a tad long.
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Yet another reason to support artists by buying CDs, vinyl, shirts, etc. Buy it at a show, buy it from a local shop. Whatever way gives the artist as much as possible.
Fuck this guy. Fuck Spotify.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey3V6jxoolw
remembering one of the last TISM performances I saw at Earthcore festival in 37c degree heat, as the group stripped out of those PVC outfits while playing..
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Also what kind of #Wanker is #hotbox|ing a #plane?
That's some next level #sociopath because an intoxicated pilot can't fly safely!!!!
At least the crew did put on masks to prevent that from happening but still...
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Also what kind of #Wanker is #hotbox|ing a #plane?
That's some next level #sociopath because an intoxicated pilot can't fly safely!!!!
At least the crew did put on masks to prevent that from happening but still...
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Also what kind of #Wanker is #hotbox|ing a #plane?
That's some next level #sociopath because an intoxicated pilot can't fly safely!!!!
At least the crew did put on masks to prevent that from happening but still...
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NSFW
#cock #dick #penis #hardon #boner #erection #cockhead #knob #balls #sac #scrotum #nuts #nutsac #nutsack #testicles #lowhangers #bollocks #pubes #bush #wanker #bater #malemasturbation #masturbation #masturbate #stroke #wank #bate #jo #jackoff #penisthepenis #penising #bate buds #batebuds #bate buddies #batebuddies #helpinghand #handjob
