#wanker — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #wanker, aggregated by home.social.
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Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts
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Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts
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#karlstefanovic doesn't understand 'freedom of speech'. racism & ignorance aren't 'perspectives' & making up your own mind isn't acceding to prepackaged bigotry. opinions not based on fact are lies. dumb is, however, forever. #wanker #auspol
https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/ng-interactive/2026/jun/21/american-racial-anxiety-white-working-class-rights -
#karlstefanovic doesn't understand 'freedom of speech'. racism & ignorance aren't 'perspectives' & making up your own mind isn't acceding to prepackaged bigotry. opinions not based on fact are lies. dumb is, however, forever. #wanker #auspol
https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/ng-interactive/2026/jun/21/american-racial-anxiety-white-working-class-rights -
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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/20/tesla-cybertruck-texas-lake-wade-mode#img-1
Wanker, wanks in WankPanzer.
Wank, wank,wank.
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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/20/tesla-cybertruck-texas-lake-wade-mode#img-1
Wanker, wanks in WankPanzer.
Wank, wank,wank.
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Vile is backpeddalling like mad after the lawyers pointed out how much it's gonna cost to sue. Any money the co want out of their ludicrous contract.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/mar/10/kyle-sandilands-jackie-o-dispute-apology
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Vile is backpeddalling like mad after the lawyers pointed out how much it's gonna cost to sue. Any money the co want out of their ludicrous contract.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/mar/10/kyle-sandilands-jackie-o-dispute-apology
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I'll take the #Banker over the #Wanker any day 😊😉
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rn4mmstrs3ddbdynnkiywyee/post/3mfp7pmwhrs2d -
Nigel Farage - who warned us to never trust a Tory - welcomes a former Tory, that famously voted for us to remain in the EU, into his ranks! Nothing to see here! There is nothing to see here! Move along! Move along!
(It’s also worth mentioning that Jenrick is the MP for Newark. If only there was a suitable anagram that we could make from Newark to describe this man)
#NigelFarageIsNotYourFriend #ReformUK #RobertJenrick #NigelFarage #Grifters #GriftersGottaGrift #Wanker
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CW: Rant
If you have those super-bright extra headlights on your car, and you don't turn them off BEFORE you can see my headlights, i.e. when you can see their glow around a corner or over a crest, and instead wait until you can see my actual headlights, it's too late. You've already burned out my retinas, you selfish, cunty fucking cockwomble.
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‘A wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery in the morning, followed by a FITNESS COMPETITION’
To the tune of YMCA and will all the men be wearing khaki hot-pants for him? -
Golden Dome 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Starting to think Trumps bloodline is Dwarven.
Gold, gold, gold, gold
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Well the clown helped right wing conservatives lose in Canadian & Australian elections this week
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10 Democrats voted with Republicans to censure Al Green:
Ami Bera of California
Ed Case of Hawaii
Jim Costa of California
Laura Gillen of New York
Jim Himes of Connecticut
Chrissy Houlahan of Pennsylvania
Marcy Kaptur of Ohio
Jared Moskowitz of Florida
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington
Tom Suozzi of New YorkBellends.
#USPol #AlGreen #Wanker #Democrats #Politics #California #Hawaii #NewYork #Connecticut #Pennsylvania #Ohio #Florida #Washington #Get #Your #Guillotines #Ready
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10 Democrats voted with Republicans to censure Al Green:
Ami Bera of California
Ed Case of Hawaii
Jim Costa of California
Laura Gillen of New York
Jim Himes of Connecticut
Chrissy Houlahan of Pennsylvania
Marcy Kaptur of Ohio
Jared Moskowitz of Florida
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington
Tom Suozzi of New YorkBellends.
#USPol #AlGreen #Wanker #Democrats #Politics #California #Hawaii #NewYork #Connecticut #Pennsylvania #Ohio #Florida #Washington #Get #Your #Guillotines #Ready
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Right-Wing Influencer: Elon Musk Is the Father of My 5-Month-Old
Ashley St. Clair revealed the news on Musk’s X on Friday evening.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/right-wing-influencer-elon-musk-is-the-father-of-my-5-month-old/
Ugh, Elmo's been jerking off into a turkey baster again.
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American Wanker.... er... American Banker is the latest casualty in the paywalled newspaper war.
Banned.
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American Wanker.... er... American Banker is the latest casualty in the paywalled newspaper war.
Banned.
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This is the most punch-this-fucker-in-the-face thing I have read in many many years.
Yeah I work on immersive projects as well. It’s hard. It’s work. It’s much easier if you let go of your testicles while working. #music #ultrarich #corporate #vr #wankerhttps://www.wired.com/story/inside-a-fusion-startups-insane-top-secret-opening-ceremony/
