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  1. There are people -- well, to be perfectly honest, men -- who think there is no such thing as "big enough" when it comes to a TV.

    One guy around my place may have just put a fork in that belief. He has clearly got himself a brand new, enormous freaking TV. It's big enough that looking out my kitchen window, I can tell he's watching hockey.

    Only measuring with a satellite imagery service, I find the distance between my kitchen window and his living room window is 220m (~240 yd for USAnians).

    Jeebus.

    #tv #television #BigTV #BigTelevision #TooBig

  2. Denzel nourrit un peu trop les petits oiseaux
    Leur jetant de belles graines exotiques à grands seaux
    Maintenant, plus question de s'arrêter, hélas !
    Sinon les PIOU ! lui feront PIOUPIOU ! et KWAAAAAK !

    #bird #a6 #beware #big #nature #overfed #pencil #toobig #wall

    Denzel woudn't stop feeding the little birdies
    Giving them plenty of nice and exotic seeds
    Now he can't anymore stop feeding the birdies
    Or else they'll CHIRP! and TWEET! his CHIIIIIIRP!

  3. This week, I have mostly been attempting to upload a video to YouTube. #TooBig #SlowInternet #TechHassles

  4. This week, I have mostly been attempting to upload a video to YouTube. #toobig #slowinternet #teachhassles

  5. My definitions for instance sizes:

    Tiny < 100
    Small < 1K
    Medium < 10K
    Big < 100K
    Too fucking huge < 1M
    Please stop < 1G
    You're all bots, right? < 1T

    #Mastodon #Instances #TooBig