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Musical Interlude; How many have been inflicted with that holiday horror, the fruitcake? Not sure what to do with it? Dreading the sight of it? Here's a song for you.
"Pass the Fruitcake," performed by Claudia Russell and Bruce Kaplan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLwimnRObE8
#MusicalInterlude #ClaudiaRussell #BruceKaplan #Fruitcake #Acoustic #ChirstmasComedy #HolidayHumor
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Musical Interlude; How many have been inflicted with that holiday horror, the fruitcake? Not sure what to do with it? Dreading the sight of it? Here's a song for you.
"Pass the Fruitcake," performed by Claudia Russell and Bruce Kaplan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLwimnRObE8
#MusicalInterlude #ClaudiaRussell #BruceKaplan #Fruitcake #Acoustic #ChirstmasComedy #HolidayHumor
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Musical Interlude; How many have been inflicted with that holiday horror, the fruitcake? Not sure what to do with it? Dreading the sight of it? Here's a song for you.
"Pass the Fruitcake," performed by Claudia Russell and Bruce Kaplan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLwimnRObE8
#MusicalInterlude #ClaudiaRussell #BruceKaplan #Fruitcake #Acoustic #ChirstmasComedy #HolidayHumor
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Musical Interlude; How many have been inflicted with that holiday horror, the fruitcake? Not sure what to do with it? Dreading the sight of it? Here's a song for you.
"Pass the Fruitcake," performed by Claudia Russell and Bruce Kaplan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLwimnRObE8
#MusicalInterlude #ClaudiaRussell #BruceKaplan #Fruitcake #Acoustic #ChirstmasComedy #HolidayHumor
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Musical Interlude; How many have been inflicted with that holiday horror, the fruitcake? Not sure what to do with it? Dreading the sight of it? Here's a song for you.
"Pass the Fruitcake," performed by Claudia Russell and Bruce Kaplan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLwimnRObE8
#MusicalInterlude #ClaudiaRussell #BruceKaplan #Fruitcake #Acoustic #ChirstmasComedy #HolidayHumor
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Trimming my tree this year....I pick up ornaments one by one and think thoughts like...
"Yeah, I remember the church bazaar where I got this..."
"Oh yeah, I got this in an antique shop that closed almost as soon as it opened..."
"This was my grandfather's, I love it so much."
"Hee hee hee...this is so inappropriate for Christmas, but I love it..."
"Wow...where did I get that? I don't remember...."
"Whoa....who the HELL gave me THIS?!?!?!"
Ah, holiday memories. Or lack of them.
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SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
Musical Interlude: Ever want to just stay put for Christmas and not travel anywhere? Sometimes I've felt that urge. For those who'd rather hunker in their studios in the city rather than schlep halfway across the country in the middle of horrible weather, this song is for you.
"I'm Not Going Home for Christmas," performed by the Accidentals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9totPxakTOU
#MusicalInterlude #TheAccidentals #ACapella #Humor #ChristmasMusic #HolidayHumor #ChristmasComedy
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YET AGAIN NO L
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open seigh
O'er the fieds we go
Aughing a the way
Bes on bob tai ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A seighing song tonight!Oh! Jinge bes, jinge bes,
Jinge a the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open seigh. Hey!
Oh! Jinge bes, jinge bes,
Jinge a the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open seigh.A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon, Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side,
The horse was ean and ank
Misfortune seemed his ot
He got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot.A day or two ago,
The story I must te
I went out on the snow,
And on my back I fe;
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open seigh,
He aughed as there I sprawing ie,
But quicky drove away. Ah!Now the ground is white
Go it whie you're young,
Take the girs tonight
and sing this seighing song;
Just get a bobtaied bay
Two forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open seigh
And snap! You take the ead.Oh! Jinge bes, jinge bes,
Jinge a the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open seigh. Hey!
Oh! Jinge bes, jinge bes,
Jinge a the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open seigh. -
STILL MORE NO L
O itte town of Bethehem,
how sti we see thee ie!
Above thy deep and dreamess seep
the sient stars go by.
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
the everasting ight;
the hopes and fears of a the years
are met in thee tonight.For Christ is born of Mary;
and, gathered a above,
while mortas seep, the anges keep
their watch of wond'ring ove.
O morning stars, together
procaim the hoy birth,
and praises sing to God the King,
and peace to men on earth.How sienty, how sienty,
the wondrous gift is giv'n!
So God imparts to human hearts
the bessings of His heav'n.
No ear may hear His coming,
but in this word of sin,
where meek sous wi receive Him sti,
the dear Christ enters in.O hoy Chid of Bethehem,
descend to us, we pray;
cast out our sin and enter in;
be born in us today.
We hear the Christmas anges,
the great gad tidings te;
O come to us, abide with us,
our ord Emmanue! -
MORE NO L
Sient night, hoy night,
A is cam, a is bright
Round yon virgin mother and chid!
Hoy Infant so tender and mid,
Seep in heaveny peace,
Seep in heaveny peace.Sient night, hoy night,
Darkness fies, a is ight;
Shepherds hear the anges sing,
"Aeuia! hai the King!
Christ the Savior is born,
Christ the Savior is born."Sient night, hoy night,
Son of God, ove's pure ight
Radiant beams from Thy hoy face,
With the dawn of redeeming grace,
Jesus, ord, at Thy birth,
Jesus, ord, at Thy birth.Sient night, hoy night,
Wondrous star, end the ight;
With the anges let us sing
Aeuia to our King;
Christ the Savior is born,
Christ the Savior is born. -
NO L
The first Nowe the ange did say
was to certain poor shepherds in fieds as they ay,
in fieds where they ay keeping their sheep,
on a cod winter’s night that was so deep.
Nowe, Nowe, Nowe, Nowe,
born is the King of Israe.They ooked up and saw a star
shining in the east beyond them far;
and to the earth it gave great ight,
and so it continued both day and night. [Refrain]And by the ight of that same star
three wise men came from country far;
to seek for a king was their intent,
and to foow the star wherever it went. [Refrain]This star drew nigh to the northwest;
o’er Bethehem it took its rest,
and there it did both stop and stay,
right over the pace where Jesus ay. [Refrain]Then entered in those wise men three,
full reverenty upon their knee,
and offered there in his presence
their god, and myrrh, and frankincense. [Refrain]Then et us a with one accord
sing praises to our heaveny ord,
that hath made heaven and earth of nought,
and with his bood our ife hath bought. -
Happy Thanksgiving!
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1980 Let's Get Together Soon! Postcard.
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#ThanksgivingPostcard #VintageHumor #CatPostcard #HolidayGathering #FunnyPostcard #TurkeyDinner #RetroCard #DinnerTable #VintageEphemera #Catsofmastodon #Postcards #HolidayHumor #oldPostcard #ephemera #retro #vintage -
https://punnypeak.com/holiday-puns/ "
" Why did the holiday take a break? Because it was getting too exhausting! #holidayhumor #vacationvibes #traveljokes #relaxation #funnyjokes #getaway #beachcomedy #sillypuns #resortlife
