#christmascomedy — Public Fediverse posts
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SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT -
For #BlackFriday at the urging of @[email protected], @[email protected] & @[email protected] (go #Follow them!!), I present to you : "Toymakers". It is a short-form, dark comedy digital series about 3 of Santa's helpers and what happens when "Things have gone south at the North Pole." I'll link the first ep here and the rest (5) unlisted to this post as to not clog up the timeline. :black_sparkling_heart:
CW: show contains language, talk of suicide/self-harm
Chapter One “Zack-in-a-Box”
https://vimeo.com/305442272
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