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  1. Crow With No Name Part 8

    #Wss366 Aline/Align #MastoPrompt Gloat

    As the chanting ceased, the pentagram flared, and the strange, almost violet light surged. Rising first to her hands and then sweeping out toward me, the light coated my body and hers.

    I screeched as an almost electrical energy pulsed along every nerve.

    “Holy… The swear word I wanted to use refused to come out of my mouth, so finished with “Moly!”

    Then the light and energy subsided leaving behind a residue of that unheard melody that had drawn me here, emanating from the woman. Its calm notes assured me she was safe, and I flew to her shoulder.

    “I see our auras #align,” she said. “I can’t believe this actually worked!”

    “You're a knob witch, aren’t you?” I said. “Ack, ack, ack.” I shouldn’t #gloat, but I’m funny.

    She shook her shoulder until I stopped laughing and then said, “Well, this is the first magicy magic I have done. I mostly do divinations, charms, and potions, but I’m good at those.”

    Then, maturely, she continued, “We seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot. Shall we start again?”

    Very cliché, I thought, but decided I didn’t want to get shaken again.

    “I’m Sumika and am a novice witch. What is your name?”

    I thought and thought and finally answered, “I can’t remember.”

    [End Chapter 1]

    #TootFic #MicroFiction #NMFic #Crows #Otherkin #Fantasy #UrbanFantasy

  2. Back to the wall, the hero raised a hand. "You forgot one cardinal rule."

    "What's that?" asked the villain.

    "Don't #gloat unless you're completely safe." The hero flung open the hidden door, then flinched as sinister henchmen ran in. "Admittedly, that applies to me as well."

    #MastoPrompt #MicroFiction

  3. Matthews with the puck on his string for 62!! #GLOAT

  4. #UnderNoPretext #GLOAT Greatest Liar Of All Time
    to troll TFG a guy in #Austin made a #gun just to troll #Trumpito
    Dude wants 50K but I don't think he really is trying to sell it

  5. #gloat

    At the Friends of the Tompkins County Library sale today (booksale.org) I scored a 1954 edition of Webster's Second Unabridged, in mint condition, beautifully bound *in five volumes*, for $4.50. I've never seen one bound that way. The individual volumes can actually be held and read!

    This partly makes up for the time at the sale a few years ago when I missed a complete OED in great condition for $25 because I waited a day. You have to be on the ball with the FOTL sale.

  6. I know I posted already about this, but let me #gloat.

    I started working on #Squarepants 3 years ago, when I didn't have a clue of how to write a #compiler.

    When I finally managed to make the first version run (it was written in #elm ) it took seven minutes to compile.

    Now it takes less than four seconds.

    Fuck yeah.

    This is so satisfying. _^

  7. @bryanhansel Love your work Bryan. Longtime fan. Great to have you here!
    #GLOAT GREATEST LAKE OF ALL TIME.

  8. 😂📚😂🎄📚😂🎄📚😂
    I do think people coming on here GLOATING about stuff is most lamentable!

    BUT

    I have FAR more 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️reviews than #matthancok !

    #books #badpensioner #gloat #justsaying

  9. Gloat raises $57M to reinvent the internal job board - A lot of the focus in recruitment these days has been on better technology to conn... - feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcr #recruitment #personnel #funding #hiring #labor #gloat #jobs