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  1. My partner brought back some #sunscreen from a trip to #Greece. I was looking at the directions on it, and they're quite a bit different from what I'm used to on North American brands. They included this:

    > Apply at least 2 mg per cm^2 of skin.

    My first thought was "You have GOT to be fucking with me."

    #instructions #metric #MetricSystem #curse #swear #AYFKM

  2. My partner brought back some #sunscreen from a trip to #Greece. I was looking at the directions on it, and they're quite a bit different from what I'm used to on North American brands. They included this:

    > Apply at least 2 mg per cm^2 of skin.

    My first thought was "You have GOT to be fucking with me."

    #instructions #metric #MetricSystem #curse #swear #AYFKM

  3. My partner brought back some #sunscreen from a trip to #Greece. I was looking at the directions on it, and they're quite a bit different from what I'm used to on North American brands. They included this:

    > Apply at least 2 mg per cm^2 of skin.

    My first thought was "You have GOT to be fucking with me."

    #instructions #metric #MetricSystem #curse #swear #AYFKM

  4. My partner brought back some #sunscreen from a trip to #Greece. I was looking at the directions on it, and they're quite a bit different from what I'm used to on North American brands. They included this:

    > Apply at least 2 mg per cm^2 of skin.

    My first thought was "You have GOT to be fucking with me."

    #instructions #metric #MetricSystem #curse #swear #AYFKM

  5. My partner brought back some #sunscreen from a trip to #Greece. I was looking at the directions on it, and they're quite a bit different from what I'm used to on North American brands. They included this:

    > Apply at least 2 mg per cm^2 of skin.

    My first thought was "You have GOT to be fucking with me."

    #instructions #metric #MetricSystem #curse #swear #AYFKM

  6. I just did an interesting experiment after threading the needle and making it back to the Bay Area from South Tahoe over highway 50 yesterday. I asked both Google Maps and Apple Maps to route me to South Lake Tahoe, and to Truckee. They both tried to send me across closed roads (80/20 to Truckee, 50 to SLT). Basically they could have sent me to my death if I wasn’t prepared for severe winter conditions, and prepared for extended stoppages in 20 degree weather . Great job guys! Can’t wait until they try and use more AI. #Lame #SuperLame #AYFKM?

  7. I just did an interesting experiment after threading the needle and making it back to the Bay Area from South Tahoe over highway 50 yesterday. I asked both Google Maps and Apple Maps to route me to South Lake Tahoe, and to Truckee. They both tried to send me across closed roads (80/20 to Truckee, 50 to SLT). Basically they could have sent me to my death if I wasn’t prepared for severe winter conditions, and prepared for extended stoppages in 20 degree weather . Great job guys! Can’t wait until they try and use more AI. #Lame #SuperLame #AYFKM?

  8. I just did an interesting experiment after threading the needle and making it back to the Bay Area from South Tahoe over highway 50 yesterday. I asked both Google Maps and Apple Maps to route me to South Lake Tahoe, and to Truckee. They both tried to send me across closed roads (80/20 to Truckee, 50 to SLT). Basically they could have sent me to my death if I wasn’t prepared for severe winter conditions, and prepared for extended stoppages in 20 degree weather . Great job guys! Can’t wait until they try and use more AI. #Lame #SuperLame #AYFKM?

  9. I just did an interesting experiment after threading the needle and making it back to the Bay Area from South Tahoe over highway 50 yesterday. I asked both Google Maps and Apple Maps to route me to South Lake Tahoe, and to Truckee. They both tried to send me across closed roads (80/20 to Truckee, 50 to SLT). Basically they could have sent me to my death if I wasn’t prepared for severe winter conditions, and prepared for extended stoppages in 20 degree weather . Great job guys! Can’t wait until they try and use more AI. #Lame #SuperLame #AYFKM?

  10. I just did an interesting experiment after threading the needle and making it back to the Bay Area from South Tahoe over highway 50 yesterday. I asked both Google Maps and Apple Maps to route me to South Lake Tahoe, and to Truckee. They both tried to send me across closed roads (80/20 to Truckee, 50 to SLT). Basically they could have sent me to my death if I wasn’t prepared for severe winter conditions, and prepared for extended stoppages in 20 degree weather . Great job guys! Can’t wait until they try and use more AI. #Lame #SuperLame #AYFKM?

  11. @TJ1001
    OMG, I had to look this up to verify #Noem actually said this.

    THIS is why #TheOnion was forced to file for bankruptcy a few months back (Reality is just too F'ing stupid to compete with.) #AYFKM #ItsACult
    people.com/kristi-noem-tells-d

  12. @TJ1001
    OMG, I had to look this up to verify #Noem actually said this.

    THIS is why #TheOnion was forced to file for bankruptcy a few months back (Reality is just too F'ing stupid to compete with.) #AYFKM #ItsACult
    people.com/kristi-noem-tells-d

  13. @TJ1001
    OMG, I had to look this up to verify #Noem actually said this.

    THIS is why #TheOnion was forced to file for bankruptcy a few months back (Reality is just too F'ing stupid to compete with.) #AYFKM #ItsACult
    people.com/kristi-noem-tells-d

  14. @TJ1001
    OMG, I had to look this up to verify #Noem actually said this.

    THIS is why #TheOnion was forced to file for bankruptcy a few months back (Reality is just too F'ing stupid to compete with.) #AYFKM #ItsACult
    people.com/kristi-noem-tells-d

  15. @TJ1001
    OMG, I had to look this up to verify #Noem actually said this.

    THIS is why #TheOnion was forced to file for bankruptcy a few months back (Reality is just too F'ing stupid to compete with.) #AYFKM #ItsACult
    people.com/kristi-noem-tells-d

  16. Treasury Sec #Bessen tried to blame #Biden for the crash of the U.S. #soybean market. #AYFKM

    Under Biden, U.S. soybean farmers sold 50% of their crop to #China earning $12.6 Billion in the process.

    Today, that number is ZERO.

    (While #DonTheCon sends TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS to Argentinian Soybean Farmers to help get #Milei elected.) #DisasterPresidency
    msnbc.com/the-briefing-with-je

  17. Treasury Sec #Bessen tried to blame #Biden for the crash of the U.S. #soybean market. #AYFKM

    Under Biden, U.S. soybean farmers sold 50% of their crop to #China earning $12.6 Billion in the process.

    Today, that number is ZERO.

    (While #DonTheCon sends TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS to Argentinian Soybean Farmers to help get #Milei elected.) #DisasterPresidency
    msnbc.com/the-briefing-with-je

  18. Treasury Sec #Bessen tried to blame #Biden for the crash of the U.S. #soybean market. #AYFKM

    Under Biden, U.S. soybean farmers sold 50% of their crop to #China earning $12.6 Billion in the process.

    Today, that number is ZERO.

    (While #DonTheCon sends TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS to Argentinian Soybean Farmers to help get #Milei elected.) #DisasterPresidency
    msnbc.com/the-briefing-with-je

  19. Treasury Sec #Bessen tried to blame #Biden for the crash of the U.S. #soybean market. #AYFKM

    Under Biden, U.S. soybean farmers sold 50% of their crop to #China earning $12.6 Billion in the process.

    Today, that number is ZERO.

    (While #DonTheCon sends TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS to Argentinian Soybean Farmers to help get #Milei elected.) #DisasterPresidency
    msnbc.com/the-briefing-with-je

  20. Treasury Sec #Bessen tried to blame #Biden for the crash of the U.S. #soybean market. #AYFKM

    Under Biden, U.S. soybean farmers sold 50% of their crop to #China earning $12.6 Billion in the process.

    Today, that number is ZERO.

    (While #DonTheCon sends TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS to Argentinian Soybean Farmers to help get #Milei elected.) #DisasterPresidency
    msnbc.com/the-briefing-with-je

  21. The #LSSC last Wednesday played a clip we all need to mentally bookmark of #TheOrangeMenace saying "there were about 24-28 [rioters] came from the #FBI… 4 or 5 of them STRONGLY related (sic #BestWords), and #HEZBOLLAH."

    Hezbollah??? #AYFKM?

    Just keep that in mind when #TraitorTrump attempts to #pardon the "January 6 hostages" on #DayOne... you know: #AntiFa, the FBI and... Hezbollah. #JFC.

    IS THIS COUNTRY *REALLY* THIS KNUCKING STUPID???
    youtube.com/watch?v=4BYd7n9fu04

  22. The #LSSC last Wednesday played a clip we all need to mentally bookmark of #TheOrangeMenace saying "there were about 24-28 [rioters] came from the #FBI… 4 or 5 of them STRONGLY related (sic #BestWords), and #HEZBOLLAH."

    Hezbollah??? #AYFKM?

    Just keep that in mind when #TraitorTrump attempts to #pardon the "January 6 hostages" on #DayOne... you know: #AntiFa, the FBI and... Hezbollah. #JFC.

    IS THIS COUNTRY *REALLY* THIS KNUCKING STUPID???
    youtube.com/watch?v=4BYd7n9fu04

  23. The #LSSC last Wednesday played a clip we all need to mentally bookmark of #TheOrangeMenace saying "there were about 24-28 [rioters] came from the #FBI… 4 or 5 of them STRONGLY related (sic #BestWords), and #HEZBOLLAH."

    Hezbollah??? #AYFKM?

    Just keep that in mind when #TraitorTrump attempts to #pardon the "January 6 hostages" on #DayOne... you know: #AntiFa, the FBI and... Hezbollah. #JFC.

    IS THIS COUNTRY *REALLY* THIS KNUCKING STUPID???
    youtube.com/watch?v=4BYd7n9fu04

  24. The #LSSC last Wednesday played a clip we all need to mentally bookmark of #TheOrangeMenace saying "there were about 24-28 [rioters] came from the #FBI… 4 or 5 of them STRONGLY related (sic #BestWords), and #HEZBOLLAH."

    Hezbollah??? #AYFKM?

    Just keep that in mind when #TraitorTrump attempts to #pardon the "January 6 hostages" on #DayOne... you know: #AntiFa, the FBI and... Hezbollah. #JFC.

    IS THIS COUNTRY *REALLY* THIS KNUCKING STUPID???
    youtube.com/watch?v=4BYd7n9fu04

  25. The #LSSC last Wednesday played a clip we all need to mentally bookmark of #TheOrangeMenace saying "there were about 24-28 [rioters] came from the #FBI… 4 or 5 of them STRONGLY related (sic #BestWords), and #HEZBOLLAH."

    Hezbollah??? #AYFKM?

    Just keep that in mind when #TraitorTrump attempts to #pardon the "January 6 hostages" on #DayOne... you know: #AntiFa, the FBI and... Hezbollah. #JFC.

    IS THIS COUNTRY *REALLY* THIS KNUCKING STUPID???
    youtube.com/watch?v=4BYd7n9fu04

  26. ⬆️ @Faithslayer202 @InternetDev @Lassielmr

    >> Yet #Democrats refused to do anything the voters wanted. We went from #FreeHealthcare to Stop Killing Kids, yet we got neither which was the direct result of #DonaldTrump winning. If they did both those things they would've turned a lot of people out.

    #ayfkm

    Joe #Biden could have laid golden eggs and handed them out to 370 million Americans, but he wouldn't have been able to get people like you to switch votes from #GreenParty to #DemocraticParty.

  27. ⬆️ @Faithslayer202 @InternetDev @Lassielmr

    >> Yet #Democrats refused to do anything the voters wanted. We went from #FreeHealthcare to Stop Killing Kids, yet we got neither which was the direct result of #DonaldTrump winning. If they did both those things they would've turned a lot of people out.

    #ayfkm

    Joe #Biden could have laid golden eggs and handed them out to 370 million Americans, but he wouldn't have been able to get people like you to switch votes from #GreenParty to #DemocraticParty.

  28. ⬆️ @Faithslayer202 @InternetDev @Lassielmr

    >> Yet #Democrats refused to do anything the voters wanted. We went from #FreeHealthcare to Stop Killing Kids, yet we got neither which was the direct result of #DonaldTrump winning. If they did both those things they would've turned a lot of people out.

    #ayfkm

    Joe #Biden could have laid golden eggs and handed them out to 370 million Americans, but he wouldn't have been able to get people like you to switch votes from #GreenParty to #DemocraticParty.

  29. T**** in 2016: "I know all the #BestPeople." - promising to put "experts" in charge of every agency to fix gov't.

    T**** in 2024 is filling his Admin with unqualified loyalist whose only qualification is that they too see Conspiracies everywhere & are loyal to him.

    #KashPatel in charge of the #FBI? #AYFKM?

    Congress, #StopThisMadness. #DoYourJob #AdviseAndConsent

  30. T**** in 2016: "I know all the #BestPeople." - promising to put "experts" in charge of every agency to fix gov't.

    T**** in 2024 is filling his Admin with unqualified loyalist whose only qualification is that they too see Conspiracies everywhere & are loyal to him.

    #KashPatel in charge of the #FBI? #AYFKM?

    Congress, #StopThisMadness. #DoYourJob #AdviseAndConsent

  31. T**** in 2016: "I know all the #BestPeople." - promising to put "experts" in charge of every agency to fix gov't.

    T**** in 2024 is filling his Admin with unqualified loyalist whose only qualification is that they too see Conspiracies everywhere & are loyal to him.

    #KashPatel in charge of the #FBI? #AYFKM?

    Congress, #StopThisMadness. #DoYourJob #AdviseAndConsent

  32. T**** in 2016: "I know all the #BestPeople." - promising to put "experts" in charge of every agency to fix gov't.

    T**** in 2024 is filling his Admin with unqualified loyalist whose only qualification is that they too see Conspiracies everywhere & are loyal to him.

    #KashPatel in charge of the #FBI? #AYFKM?

    Congress, #StopThisMadness. #DoYourJob #AdviseAndConsent

  33. T**** in 2016: "I know all the #BestPeople." - promising to put "experts" in charge of every agency to fix gov't.

    T**** in 2024 is filling his Admin with unqualified loyalist whose only qualification is that they too see Conspiracies everywhere & are loyal to him.

    #KashPatel in charge of the #FBI? #AYFKM?

    Congress, #StopThisMadness. #DoYourJob #AdviseAndConsent

  34. The #5thCircuit isn’t the final word — & a couple other courts have ruled differently — but the issue could be another [#RightWing #Trump #FederalistSociety beholden] #SCOTUS showdown that limits #DOJ’s tools.

    A core trespassing charge in nearly every #Jan6 case (>1,400) is — 4 years later — facing a serious legal challenge. Defendants say the charge requires prosecutors to prove they *knew* a USSS protectee was in the Capitol.

    #AYFKM? um “hang #MikePence” “where’s Nancy?” [#Pelosi]

    #law

  35. The #5thCircuit isn’t the final word — & a couple other courts have ruled differently — but the issue could be another [#RightWing #Trump #FederalistSociety beholden] #SCOTUS showdown that limits #DOJ’s tools.

    A core trespassing charge in nearly every #Jan6 case (>1,400) is — 4 years later — facing a serious legal challenge. Defendants say the charge requires prosecutors to prove they *knew* a USSS protectee was in the Capitol.

    #AYFKM? um “hang #MikePence” “where’s Nancy?” [#Pelosi]

    #law

  36. The #5thCircuit isn’t the final word — & a couple other courts have ruled differently — but the issue could be another [#RightWing #Trump #FederalistSociety beholden] #SCOTUS showdown that limits #DOJ’s tools.

    A core trespassing charge in nearly every #Jan6 case (>1,400) is — 4 years later — facing a serious legal challenge. Defendants say the charge requires prosecutors to prove they *knew* a USSS protectee was in the Capitol.

    #AYFKM? um “hang #MikePence” “where’s Nancy?” [#Pelosi]

    #law

  37. The #5thCircuit isn’t the final word — & a couple other courts have ruled differently — but the issue could be another [#RightWing #Trump #FederalistSociety beholden] #SCOTUS showdown that limits #DOJ’s tools.

    A core trespassing charge in nearly every #Jan6 case (>1,400) is — 4 years later — facing a serious legal challenge. Defendants say the charge requires prosecutors to prove they *knew* a USSS protectee was in the Capitol.

    #AYFKM? um “hang #MikePence” “where’s Nancy?” [#Pelosi]

    #law

  38. The #5thCircuit isn’t the final word — & a couple other courts have ruled differently — but the issue could be another [#RightWing #Trump #FederalistSociety beholden] #SCOTUS showdown that limits #DOJ’s tools.

    A core trespassing charge in nearly every #Jan6 case (>1,400) is — 4 years later — facing a serious legal challenge. Defendants say the charge requires prosecutors to prove they *knew* a USSS protectee was in the Capitol.

    #AYFKM? um “hang #MikePence” “where’s Nancy?” [#Pelosi]

    #law

  39. Asked if I could see our Azure billing info to figure out the cost for one Event Hub integration.

    Received a 274 MEGabyte spreadsheet of all the stuffs

    That seems sustainable…

    #ayfkm #azure #billing

  40. Asked if I could see our Azure billing info to figure out the cost for one Event Hub integration.

    Received a 274 MEGabyte spreadsheet of all the stuffs

    That seems sustainable…

    #ayfkm #azure #billing

  41. Asked if I could see our Azure billing info to figure out the cost for one Event Hub integration.

    Received a 274 MEGabyte spreadsheet of all the stuffs

    That seems sustainable…

    #ayfkm #azure #billing

  42. Asked if I could see our Azure billing info to figure out the cost for one Event Hub integration.

    Received a 274 MEGabyte spreadsheet of all the stuffs

    That seems sustainable…

    #ayfkm #azure #billing

  43. Asked if I could see our Azure billing info to figure out the cost for one Event Hub integration.

    Received a 274 MEGabyte spreadsheet of all the stuffs

    That seems sustainable…

    #ayfkm #azure #billing

  44. 🤦🏾‍♀️


    The Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) has warned Inuit leaders that foreign adversaries could gain a foothold in Canada by offering to fill infrastructure gaps in the North.

    cbc.ca/news/politics/csis-arct

    Soooo... what is the danger here?

    That someone else will build infrastructure that the Canadian government clearly has no intention of building;

    That in doing so, they will believe they have more right in the region than the nation that is effectively the Fruit of the Poisonous Tree that is the Doctrine of Discovery.


    Internal CSIS documents obtained by CBC News show that the agency is trying to grow its presence in the North and deepen its relationship with Inuit communities in response to "economic, strategic and military interests of foreign states in the North."

    Ballsy.
    #FuckThePolice and triply so when it's secret police.

    #canpoli #ThisIsCanada #AYFKM #PoliceDontKeepUsSafe

  45. 🤦🏾‍♀️


    The Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) has warned Inuit leaders that foreign adversaries could gain a foothold in Canada by offering to fill infrastructure gaps in the North.

    cbc.ca/news/politics/csis-arct

    Soooo... what is the danger here?

    That someone else will build infrastructure that the Canadian government clearly has no intention of building;

    That in doing so, they will believe they have more right in the region than the nation that is effectively the Fruit of the Poisonous Tree that is the Doctrine of Discovery.


    Internal CSIS documents obtained by CBC News show that the agency is trying to grow its presence in the North and deepen its relationship with Inuit communities in response to "economic, strategic and military interests of foreign states in the North."

    Ballsy.
    #FuckThePolice and triply so when it's secret police.

    #canpoli #ThisIsCanada #AYFKM #PoliceDontKeepUsSafe