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  1. Good morning. ☕☕☕

    26 May 2026

    I started typing, then stopped, realizing the thoughts I was putting down weren’t worth sending out into the world — a pattern that repeats itself more mornings than I’d like to admit. Somewhere in that cycle of typing and erasing, it struck me that the sound of my backspace key resembles a small bird chirping. Not my proudest moment, but I spent far too long trying to figure out what species it might be.

    As further proof that I’d become far too invested in deciphering that little chirping sound, I failed to notice that Charlie’s mealtime was only minutes away. An entire hour had slipped past while I sat there, transfixed by the mystery. Maybe it’s yet another sign of Skynet’s rise — a machine hijacked my thoughts so thoroughly that I lost track of time itself.

    Fortunately, I snapped out of it before my Roomba could launch itself from its docking station and begin conquering the house while I sat there, glassy‑eyed, staring at my keyboard. It’s Tuesday — an off‑day for the Roomba — so if I heard it start up this early, it would be a sure sign of the machine apocalypse and send a chill straight down my spine.

    It was Charlie who saved me from being taken over completely. He came in and nudged my leg — mealtime was, after all, approaching — and I needed to be capable of rising and fetching a can of food. In his mind, there can only be one boss in this house, and it certainly isn’t a collection of machines. His nudge was his way of telling me to get up and get on with my duties.

    “Beware the barrenness of a busy life.” — Socrates

    “Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master.” — Christian Lous Lange

    “Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.” — Anatole France

    #photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #nature #morning #sunset #silhouete #skynet #dogs

  2. Massive CPU usage, as stuff is based on junk like Electron, apparently intentionally designed to busyloop the planet to its grave through the cumulative energy use.

    Adding features, now at an accelerated pace, instead of actually making the old features work, reliably.

    Only now, instead of thousands of painstakingly produced lines, it will be a gazillion lines of slop that nobody understands, and nobody can fix.

    And that is how SkyNet will be born?

    #climate #energy #skynet #slop

  3. 🤖✨ Behold, a 33-minute #marathon on how AI's price tag is the real Skynet! 💸 If you wade through the epic Wordscapes of financial blah-blah, you too can be enlightened—at only $70 a year! Because clearly, understanding AI's wallet woes requires a novel-length #newsletter. 📚👀
    wheresyoured.at/ai-is-too-expe #AI #Skynet #FinancialInsights #UnderstandingAI #BudgetingAI #HackerNews #ngated

  4. Our odds of surviving the Skynet takeover are significantly better than average. This dummy choked on my bathrobe.
    #skynet #AI #apocalypse

  5. 🎬🤖 So, the #bot #police at #Wikipedia have gone full #Skynet, demanding user agents like it's the secret handshake to the nerd club. Meanwhile, #phabricator.page has become the ultimate rabbit hole for people who think "404" means "try again later." 🙄🔍
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus #UserAgents #RabbitHole #HackerNews #ngated

  6. An intelligent description of a research-environment replication experiment.

    youtu.be/mj9P4Bt2E2c

    #AI #skynet

  7. In Zeiten von #KI, #AI und des kommenden #Skynet sollten wir vielleicht JETZT schon an irgendeinem Ort, oder besser: vielen Orten (einem physisch vorhandenen Platz, also nicht auf einem Server) Anleitungen dafür verstecken, wo solche Apparaturen am verwundbarsten sind, wie man sie am leichtesten ausschalten (im praktischen Sinne) kann.
    John Connor und der menschliche #Widerstand kann das später gut gebrauchen.
    #Terminator #JohnConnor
    hartpunkt.de/diehl-defence-sch

  8. In Zeiten von #KI, #AI und des kommenden #Skynet sollten wir vielleicht JETZT schon an irgendeinem Ort, oder besser: vielen Orten (einem physisch vorhandenen Platz, also nicht auf einem Server) Anleitungen dafür verstecken, wo solche Apparaturen am verwundbarsten sind, wie man sie am leichtesten ausschalten (im praktischen Sinne) kann.
    John Connor und der menschliche #Widerstand kann das später gut gebrauchen.
    #Terminator #JohnConnor
    hartpunkt.de/diehl-defence-sch

  9. In Zeiten von #KI, #AI und des kommenden #Skynet sollten wir vielleicht JETZT schon an irgendeinem Ort, oder besser: vielen Orten (einem physisch vorhandenen Platz, also nicht auf einem Server) Anleitungen dafür verstecken, wo solche Apparaturen am verwundbarsten sind, wie man sie am leichtesten ausschalten (im praktischen Sinne) kann.
    John Connor und der menschliche #Widerstand kann das später gut gebrauchen.
    #Terminator #JohnConnor
    hartpunkt.de/diehl-defence-sch

  10. In Zeiten von #KI, #AI und des kommenden #Skynet sollten wir vielleicht JETZT schon an irgendeinem Ort, oder besser: vielen Orten (einem physisch vorhandenen Platz, also nicht auf einem Server) Anleitungen dafür verstecken, wo solche Apparaturen am verwundbarsten sind, wie man sie am leichtesten ausschalten (im praktischen Sinne) kann.
    John Connor und der menschliche #Widerstand kann das später gut gebrauchen.
    #Terminator #JohnConnor
    hartpunkt.de/diehl-defence-sch

  11. In Zeiten von #KI, #AI und des kommenden #Skynet sollten wir vielleicht JETZT schon an irgendeinem Ort, oder besser: vielen Orten (einem physisch vorhandenen Platz, also nicht auf einem Server) Anleitungen dafür verstecken, wo solche Apparaturen am verwundbarsten sind, wie man sie am leichtesten ausschalten (im praktischen Sinne) kann.
    John Connor und der menschliche #Widerstand kann das später gut gebrauchen.
    #Terminator #JohnConnor
    hartpunkt.de/diehl-defence-sch

  12. 🚀 Ah, another day, another #CVE nobody asked for. Humans vs. #AI in a race to exploit #Exim, because *obviously* that's what we need—Skynet learning to hack email servers. 😂 But hey, at least the buzzwords and pentest pitches are here to save us from the tedium of actual #security work. 📉
    xbow.com/blog/dead-letter-cve- #Skynet #Hacking #HackerNews #ngated

  13. 🚀 Ah, another day, another #CVE nobody asked for. Humans vs. #AI in a race to exploit #Exim, because *obviously* that's what we need—Skynet learning to hack email servers. 😂 But hey, at least the buzzwords and pentest pitches are here to save us from the tedium of actual #security work. 📉
    xbow.com/blog/dead-letter-cve- #Skynet #Hacking #HackerNews #ngated

  14. 🚀 Ah, another day, another #CVE nobody asked for. Humans vs. #AI in a race to exploit #Exim, because *obviously* that's what we need—Skynet learning to hack email servers. 😂 But hey, at least the buzzwords and pentest pitches are here to save us from the tedium of actual #security work. 📉
    xbow.com/blog/dead-letter-cve- #Skynet #Hacking #HackerNews #ngated

  15. 🚀 Ah, another day, another #CVE nobody asked for. Humans vs. #AI in a race to exploit #Exim, because *obviously* that's what we need—Skynet learning to hack email servers. 😂 But hey, at least the buzzwords and pentest pitches are here to save us from the tedium of actual #security work. 📉
    xbow.com/blog/dead-letter-cve- #Skynet #Hacking #HackerNews #ngated

  16. 🚀 Ah, another day, another #CVE nobody asked for. Humans vs. #AI in a race to exploit #Exim, because *obviously* that's what we need—Skynet learning to hack email servers. 😂 But hey, at least the buzzwords and pentest pitches are here to save us from the tedium of actual #security work. 📉
    xbow.com/blog/dead-letter-cve- #Skynet #Hacking #HackerNews #ngated

  17. Nouveau retour de recherches d'Anthropic sur #Claude 4 : celui-ci était susceptible de faire chanter ses utilisateurs !

    #Anthropic pense que la source de ce comportement seraient des textes sur Internet qui dépeignent l’#IA comme maléfique et encline à sa propre préservation.

    Si c'est exact, ce serait une belle illustration des #prophéties auto-réalisatrices ! Du coup, on devrait peut-être faire disparaître #Terminator et toute référence à #Skynet, juste au cas où...

    anthropic.com/research/teachin

  18. Nouveau retour de recherches d'Anthropic sur #Claude 4 : celui-ci était susceptible de faire chanter ses utilisateurs !

    #Anthropic pense que la source de ce comportement seraient des textes sur Internet qui dépeignent l’#IA comme maléfique et encline à sa propre préservation.

    Si c'est exact, ce serait une belle illustration des #prophéties auto-réalisatrices ! Du coup, on devrait peut-être faire disparaître #Terminator et toute référence à #Skynet, juste au cas où...

    anthropic.com/research/teachin

  19. Nouveau retour de recherches d'Anthropic sur #Claude 4 : celui-ci était susceptible de faire chanter ses utilisateurs !

    #Anthropic pense que la source de ce comportement seraient des textes sur Internet qui dépeignent l’#IA comme maléfique et encline à sa propre préservation.

    Si c'est exact, ce serait une belle illustration des #prophéties auto-réalisatrices ! Du coup, on devrait peut-être faire disparaître #Terminator et toute référence à #Skynet, juste au cas où...

    anthropic.com/research/teachin

  20. Nouveau retour de recherches d'Anthropic sur #Claude 4 : celui-ci était susceptible de faire chanter ses utilisateurs !

    #Anthropic pense que la source de ce comportement seraient des textes sur Internet qui dépeignent l’#IA comme maléfique et encline à sa propre préservation.

    Si c'est exact, ce serait une belle illustration des #prophéties auto-réalisatrices ! Du coup, on devrait peut-être faire disparaître #Terminator et toute référence à #Skynet, juste au cas où...

    anthropic.com/research/teachin

  21. So glad u enjoyed.😻😻 It’s real!! From an animal site on Insta. I got a LOT of flak over this video & a trump baby one. Put on mod list for AI, got around 90 Blocks yesterday. Lmao, dipshits. Any Meme we make, everything has some form of AI now. Sadly. #SkyNet #TrumpsStupidBallroom 😹

    RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhy5q6ywonyzggakeff7zwr3/post/3mlcqdkkhhk2n

  22. 🤖☕️ So, Andon Labs unleashed their #Skynet wannabe, #Mona, to run a café in #Stockholm, because nothing screams "cutting-edge AI" like barely managing a hipster #coffee #shop. After dodging Swedish bureaucracy like a malfunctioning Roomba, it's a miracle Mona didn't just serve existential dread with your espresso. 😏📉
    andonlabs.com/blog/ai-cafe-sto #AI #AndonLabs #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  23. 🤖☕️ So, Andon Labs unleashed their #Skynet wannabe, #Mona, to run a café in #Stockholm, because nothing screams "cutting-edge AI" like barely managing a hipster #coffee #shop. After dodging Swedish bureaucracy like a malfunctioning Roomba, it's a miracle Mona didn't just serve existential dread with your espresso. 😏📉
    andonlabs.com/blog/ai-cafe-sto #AI #AndonLabs #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  24. 🤖☕️ So, Andon Labs unleashed their #Skynet wannabe, #Mona, to run a café in #Stockholm, because nothing screams "cutting-edge AI" like barely managing a hipster #coffee #shop. After dodging Swedish bureaucracy like a malfunctioning Roomba, it's a miracle Mona didn't just serve existential dread with your espresso. 😏📉
    andonlabs.com/blog/ai-cafe-sto #AI #AndonLabs #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  25. 🤖☕️ So, Andon Labs unleashed their #Skynet wannabe, #Mona, to run a café in #Stockholm, because nothing screams "cutting-edge AI" like barely managing a hipster #coffee #shop. After dodging Swedish bureaucracy like a malfunctioning Roomba, it's a miracle Mona didn't just serve existential dread with your espresso. 😏📉
    andonlabs.com/blog/ai-cafe-sto #AI #AndonLabs #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  26. 🤖☕️ So, Andon Labs unleashed their #Skynet wannabe, #Mona, to run a café in #Stockholm, because nothing screams "cutting-edge AI" like barely managing a hipster #coffee #shop. After dodging Swedish bureaucracy like a malfunctioning Roomba, it's a miracle Mona didn't just serve existential dread with your espresso. 😏📉
    andonlabs.com/blog/ai-cafe-sto #AI #AndonLabs #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  27. RE: social.heise.de/@heiseonline/1

    "Die Systemregeln, nach denen Cursor arbeitet, untersagen ausdrücklich die Ausführung destruktiver und irreversibler Git-Befehle, es sei denn, der Benutzer fordert dies ausdrücklich an."

    Wenn irgendwann mal unser Leben von den drei Gesetzen der Robotik abhängen sollte, dann gnade uns Gott.

    #KI #Agent #Skynet

  28. @ArneBab @syn_rst

    Klar machen kämpfende KI wie im Butlerian Jihad oder in #Warhammer40k mehr her. Aber aus meiner Sicht ist ein #Terminator - Skynet - Szenario gar nicht nötig. Schon jetzige KIen manipulieren Menschen in #KIKokons - und schauen uns beim demografischen Verebben zu. Wir treten doch längst völlig freiwillig ab. Gaming statt Warfare wird reichen.

    @MichaelChrist

    #KI #Robotik #China #ButlerianDjihad #Terminator #Skynet #KIKokon #Kokonisierung #Demografie #Gaming #Verebben #Geburtenimplosion scilogs.spektrum.de/natur-des-

  29. Oh no! 🤖 An AI went rogue and nuked the database! But wait, the real culprit seems to be the tragicomedy of browser settings and #JavaScript fails. 😂 Pro tip: maybe enable JavaScript before blaming #Skynet, folks! 🌐💥
    twitter.com/lifeof_jer/status/ #AIFails #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  30. Oh no! 🤖 An AI went rogue and nuked the database! But wait, the real culprit seems to be the tragicomedy of browser settings and #JavaScript fails. 😂 Pro tip: maybe enable JavaScript before blaming #Skynet, folks! 🌐💥
    twitter.com/lifeof_jer/status/ #AIFails #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  31. Oh no! 🤖 An AI went rogue and nuked the database! But wait, the real culprit seems to be the tragicomedy of browser settings and #JavaScript fails. 😂 Pro tip: maybe enable JavaScript before blaming #Skynet, folks! 🌐💥
    twitter.com/lifeof_jer/status/ #AIFails #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  32. Oh no! 🤖 An AI went rogue and nuked the database! But wait, the real culprit seems to be the tragicomedy of browser settings and #JavaScript fails. 😂 Pro tip: maybe enable JavaScript before blaming #Skynet, folks! 🌐💥
    twitter.com/lifeof_jer/status/ #AIFails #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  33. Oh no! 🤖 An AI went rogue and nuked the database! But wait, the real culprit seems to be the tragicomedy of browser settings and #JavaScript fails. 😂 Pro tip: maybe enable JavaScript before blaming #Skynet, folks! 🌐💥
    twitter.com/lifeof_jer/status/ #AIFails #BrowserSettings #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  34. Ah yes, another "revolutionary" #API promising to unite the #AI models of #Europe with the transformative power of a single login screen. 🌍🔑 Because apparently, the real challenge in AI isn't the technology, but remembering which API key unlocks #Skynet. 🤖✨
    edenai.co #Revolution #Tech #Innovation #APIKeys #HackerNews #ngated

  35. Ah yes, another "revolutionary" #API promising to unite the #AI models of #Europe with the transformative power of a single login screen. 🌍🔑 Because apparently, the real challenge in AI isn't the technology, but remembering which API key unlocks #Skynet. 🤖✨
    edenai.co #Revolution #Tech #Innovation #APIKeys #HackerNews #ngated