#swear — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #swear, aggregated by home.social.
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"I'm going to unilaterally punish you for breaking rules that do not and have never existed and you better not retaliate or there will be big trouble" is, technically speaking, some form of international relations.
It is the stupidest, most counter-productive, hypocritical, internally inconsistent, and laughable form, but still. We don't expect much different from the #stupidest political regime in the history of North America.
I think I speak for much of Canada when I say, with all my heart, sincerely and truly, "Fuck you, Hoekstra" and "Fuck you, Trump".
Mr. Carney, it's time to grow a backbone to put behind those elbows you love talking about but don't actually seem to be capable of using.
#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DumbestStudentIEverTaught #Hoekstra #PeteHoekstra #PersonaNonGrata #Canada #InternationalRelations #diplomacy #swear #curse #Canada #Carney #MarkCarney #PrimeMinister #ElbowsUp
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My partner brought back some #sunscreen from a trip to #Greece. I was looking at the directions on it, and they're quite a bit different from what I'm used to on North American brands. They included this:
> Apply at least 2 mg per cm^2 of skin.
My first thought was "You have GOT to be fucking with me."
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#swear : to make a solemn promise
- French: jurer
- German: schwören
- Italian: giurare/dire parolacce
- Portuguese: jurar
- Spanish: jurar, maldecir
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/apr/21/shabana-mahmood-swears-at-hecklers-over-reform-uk-comments. She'd probably #swear at me - but I'll swear right back: Shabana #Mahmood is a f**king #ReformUK #supporter implementing #fascist #Reform #policies in a so-called #Labour #Government. The "concerns" about #immigration she refers to are NOT "legitimate", they are #Racist, & she & the #LabourParty are pandering to them. And where is it getting them? NOWHERE FAST! #BlueLabour can f**k itself!
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#Airisu: The Crow and the Witch
Mikaeri Zaka/Look Back Ridge (Sumika POV) Post 25
#Wss366 Swear #MastoPrompt SlamAs we hiked to Mikaeri Zaka, I began wondering if this was a good idea. I’d never done a test of courage before, but I wanted to do one before leaving Japan. Now I was scared. The trail was gloomy in the evening light, and once off the main path, the brush seemed to reach out to grab me.
I also remembered why I didn’t like Sis’s friend, Mori-san.
“They say there’s a woman with her head on backwards here,” Mori-san said, trying to sound spooky. “And there's an old man. If he calls your name, don’t turn around or he’ll cut your head off!”
I clutched my blankets tightly to my chest and grabbed my sister’s hand. “What if it’s true?” I thought.
“I #swear, you’re such a baby, Sumi-chan,” my sister said. “Those are just stories made up because it’s called ‘Mikaeri Zaka’ (Look Back Ridge). If people found headless bodies up here, it would be on TV.”
“Wow!” I thought. “High school kids are so smart.”
“Here we are,” Sis announced. “We can camp behind those bushes. If anyone comes, they won’t see us there.” She pointed to a thicket just beyond a ginkgo grove where the tread almost petered out.
Having company seemed unlikely to me. The branch trail we had followed was barely more than an overgrown animal track. More than once, we’d scrambled over or around fallen trees.
The image of an oni or tengu using the path came to me unbidden. This was just the kind of place where tengu would love to hide.
One thought led to another, and before long, I found myself worrying whether I was still small enough for a tengu to carry me away or leave me stranded in a treetop.
The “shrine” itself was in the ginkgo trees. In their shade were the rotting remains of a shrine box. At least, I assumed that’s what it was. A single board protruding from the loam was all that remained. There certainly wasn’t a bell or any offerings.
However, there was a weed-choked spring nearby, so I rinsed my mouth and hands in the water. I was a good girl and knew what to do when visiting a shrine.
The ginkgo grove was cool and made my skin tingle oddly when I entered. I faced the board, clapped, and sprinkled the rice I’d brought on the ground in front of it.
Behind me, Mori-san snickered. “It’s just some old, abandoned kami. No one cares about it.”
I ignored her. Even a forgotten deity deserved respect. That’s what I thought.
“You should wish for a husband as dumb as you are,” Mori-san continued, #slamming me again.
I placed my mom's money on the board and picked up a golden ginkgo leaf that caught my eye. It would be my charm. I clapped again and bowed.
“Maybe when I grow up, I’ll be your miko and dance for you,” I whispered and then joined the others in our little camp.
#TootFic #MicroFiction #NMFic #Crows #Otherkin #Fantasy #UrbanFantasy #SlowBurn #Yuri
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𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗺 𝗜 𝗦𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝘁 52.000 𝗯𝗲𝘇𝗼𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝘃𝗼𝗼𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗻
De Britse film I Swear, over een man met Gilles de la Tourette, heeft tot nu toe 52.000 bezoekers getrokken. Dat heeft distributeur Imagine donderdag gemeld. Dit gaat om de reguliere viewings plus een aantal voorvertoningen. De film draait sinds afgelopen week donderdag in Nederland.
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#swear : also, to affirm solemnly by some sacred object, or one regarded as sacred, as the bible, the koran, etc
- French: jurer
- German: schwören
- Italian: giurare/dire parolacce
- Portuguese: jurar
- Spanish: jurar, maldecir
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#swear : also, to affirm solemnly by some sacred object, or one regarded as sacred, as the bible, the koran, etc
- French: jurer
- German: schwören
- Italian: giurare/dire parolacce
- Portuguese: jurar
- Spanish: jurar, maldecir
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Robert Aramayo is brilliant in I Swear, & I’m starting to think any film with Maxine Peake is destined for greatness. It’s moving, entertaining and a real eye-opener — if you can see through the tears. #Swear #Cinema SWEAR - Official youtu.be/oeWqQN3snCU?... via @YouTube
I SWEAR - Official Trailer | S... -
#swear : also, to affirm solemnly by some sacred object, or one regarded as sacred, as the bible, the koran, etc
- French: jurer
- German: schwören
- Italian: giurare/dire parolacce
- Portuguese: jurar
- Spanish: jurar, maldecir
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Thank you so much for being a member of our community!
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Could some #Eurovision-conoisseur tell, how come it wasn't ok for Miriana Conte to sing Kant (singing in Maltese), and there was some talk that it might not be ok for KAJ to sing Perkele (Devil, damn etc. in Finnish), and especially on #BBC it is forbidden to #swear, but UK is sending What The Hell Just Happened. And the #EBU nor BBC haven't said anything about Hell.
#Euroviisut #ESC #ESC25 #ESC2025 #swearing #swearword #swearwords #curse #curseword #Eurovision25 #Eurovision2025
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#swear : also, to affirm solemnly by some sacred object, or one regarded as sacred, as the bible, the koran, etc
- French: jurer
- German: schwören
- Italian: giurare/dire parolacce
- Portuguese: jurar
- Spanish: jurar, maldecir
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Thank you so much for being a member of our community!
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#introduction Hello everyone. New to Mastadon and finding my place. Dumping all the old socials and moving to complete fedi services.
I will share my #art , bitch about the state of the world and probably #swear a lot. #canadian with an open mind and heart. Hope to expand the #copperart hashtag here.
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What is your favourite swear-word?
#CriticalQuestions #Quiz #PubQuiz #swear #SwearWord #Curse #CurseWord #Favourite #Favorite #StayHome #StaySafe #StayHomeStaySafe
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Do you use swear words frequently or infrequently?
#CriticalQuestions #Quiz #PubQuiz #Swear #Frequently #StayHome #StaySafe #StayHomeStaySafe
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#Quote "I #swear #gentlemen that to be too #conscious is an #illness - a #real #thorough-going illness" #Fyodor #dostoyevsky
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Another technique - some systems that won't obey "agent" or "operator" will detect angry "fuck"s and other curses 😂 and route you to a human. Apparently it's basically "Is this caller frustrated enough to make trouble?". I have found it to work a couple of times when nothing else did...
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UK public invited to #swear their #allegiance as #king is crowned
British subjects asked to form a ‘chorus of a million voices’ and make #oath of #loyalty while watching service
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Do better #coders #swear more, or does C just do that to good #programmers?
To investigate, Strehmel pulled around 3,800 examples of #code containing swears, along with 7,600 examples of code that did not, from #GitHub. #SoftWipe revealed that on average, code containing swears scored about half a point higher on its 10- point scale of code quality than code that did not.# FUCK, NEED TO FIX THIS LATER
# SHIT, I think this patch fixes it
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#swear : also, to affirm solemnly by some sacred object, or one regarded as sacred, as the bible, the koran, etc
- French: jurer
- German: schwören
- Portuguese: jurar
- Spanish: jurar, maldecir
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Thank you so much for being a member of our community!
