#theonion — Public Fediverse posts

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’

#ElonMask #Grok #RevengePorn #satire #TheOnion #FuckElon #GrokPedo #ai #EveryoneHatesElon #ElonIsAFascist

I've been thinking about what a cross between "The Onion" and "Quanta" would look like. It could be called "The Mustard Watch". Here are some possible article titles:

Cambridge family discovers proof of Riemann hypothesis in child's finger paintings

Finite geometry proves that universe began last Thursday

How the math of Tic-Tac-Toe solved chemistry forever

#math #TheOnion #Quanta #mathematics #academia #research #chemsitry #physics #NumberTheory #TicTacToe #geometry