#theonion — Public Fediverse posts

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

#TheOnion #FTW
https://theonion.com/palm-tree-fires-off-warning-coconut-1819590582/

The Onion can soon do the funniest thing: having a bigger circulation than WaPo, owned by billionaire Jeff Bezos.🖕

As for the Infowars IPR, things are clear:

“Business plans? Not really. Comedy and fuck-you plans? Definitely, yes.”🫠

https://www.inc.com/sam-blum/the-onions-audacious-plans-for-infowars-are-not-a-joke/91383744?mvgt=9r1uq3bMJOuX

#TheOnion #infowars #parody

The Onion’s Infowars Is Destroying What’s Left Of Alex Jones’ Reputation And Getting Sandy Hook Families Paid

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://aftermath.site/podcasts/aftermath-hours-podcast-the-onion-infowars-ben-collins-interview/

The Onion like The Simpsons is astonishingly prophetic, probably because their writers are paid to pay attention.

Check out the date this was published.

#TheOnion #Neoliberals #Capitalism
https://theonion.com/architects-of-2026-market-crash-just-finished-a-highly-1819576830

And now for something completely different...

This is really happening... at the intersection of Alex Jones, Info Wars, MAGA crazy, The Onion, and frogs.

>The Onion’s InfoWars Site Is Selling Plushies That Are Turning the Frickin’ Frogs Gay

https://www.them.us/entertainment/infowars-gay-frog-plushies

> None of these words are in the Bible.

This sure does seem like an Onion sort of story... It's getting harder to tell, now!

#TheOnion #AlexJones #frogs #plushies #homophobia #parody #InfoWars

Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout  Peter Thiel Lecture

‘This Guy Has No Idea What He’s Talking About,’ Says Son Of Perdition

#TheOnion #Antichrist #PeterThiel

https://theonion.com/antichrist-rolls-eyes-throughout-peter-thiel-lecture/

if there is no god, then how come I think there is!?!?!
check mate, libs.

https://youtu.be/g2BcNxnLRM8?si=tf91opVbaGYooxC2

#infowars #theonion

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bFmeF7z4LhM

#uspol #alexjones #infowars #theonion

#infowars #theonion #uspol

#TheOnion is doing amazing things with the corpse of #InfoWars.

https://www.facebook.com/RealInfoWars/videos/2459355594476654/

#uspol

I'm going to start watching the #infoWars on #theOnion more. It speaks to my fascination with absurdism.

i hope #theOnion will put in a lot off effort de-radicalising & #educating #InfoWars followers to undo the #NarcissisticAbuse & #brainwashing #AlexJones & his team have inflicted upon them.

this is how #art & #comedy can play a massive role in recovery of ppls moral & ethical integrity & #mentalhealth in general.

#psychology #CollectiveTrauma #ClusterBPDs #press #news #IndependentMedia

RE: https://flipboard.com/@associatedpress/business-and-finance-pbj3bpclz/-/a-I5JsLbQlRQWqyHFcL_3Rtg%3Aa%3A3199720-%2F0

i hope #theOnion will put in a lot off effort de-radicalising & #educating #InfoWars followers to undo the #NarcissisticAbuse & #brainwashing #AlexJones & his team have inflicted upon them.

this is how #art & #comedy can play a massive role in recovery of ppls moral & ethical integrity & #mentalhealth in general.

#psychology #CollectiveTrauma #ClusterBPDs

Singularity getting closer.

#TheOnion #ai #SiValleyGrift #UsersAreFodder #singularity

https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

This is perfect.
#TheOnion #Jubilee

https://youtu.be/RHYbm6K0HlU?si=oCt-AwrTEgimwTVJ

Streaming everywhere now!
Elon, Ellen, and Everything In Between - HWSR Ep 114
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmrpiNGLflA
Apple, Substack, Spotify, and more https://lemacks.app/hwsrlinks

#AmericasPodcast #ElonMusk #EllenDeGeneres #TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones #Twitter #Bluesky #JaguarCommercial #JaguarLogo #BenStiller #LindsayLohan #Lizzo #Memes #CelebrityGossip #MSNBC #BabylonBee #WeightLoss #AndrewLemacks #NonaPhelps #HWSR #HesWrongShesRight #CouplesPodcast

Streaming everywhere tomorrow!
Elon, Ellen, and Everything In Between - HWSR Ep 114
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmrpiNGLflA
Apple, Substack, Spotify, and more https://lemacks.app/hwsrlinks

#AmericasPodcast #ElonMusk #EllenDeGeneres #TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones #Twitter #Bluesky #JaguarCommercial #JaguarLogo #BenStiller #LindsayLohan #Lizzo #Memes #CelebrityGossip #MSNBC #BabylonBee #WeightLoss #AndrewLemacks #NonaPhelps #HWSR #HesWrongShesRight #CouplesPodcast

@mattpotter

Possible “Tree Revolution” going on ..

ℹ️https://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/108994/how-long-does-dna-last-in-wood

#DNA #Preservation #Wood

#WoodenSatellites #Wooden #Satellites

#SpaceX #Falcon9 #LignoSat #ISS #JEM #Kibō #STS123 #JEM #Doi #STS87 #Endeavour

@KyotoUniversity #SumitomoForestry

#KenjiKariya

#TheOnion

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I forgot how much I love Stan Kelly
https://www.theonion.com/wrong-john-silver-1850786555
#theonion #cartoon #bathroomhumor