#theonion — Public Fediverse posts

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

This is especially fun to me right now since I'm playing #Cyberpunk

https://theonion.com/rockstar-leaks-worsen-as-hackers-release-fully-playable-copy-of-gta-ix/

#GTA #TheOnion #Games #Comedy

#TheOnion #FTW
https://theonion.com/palm-tree-fires-off-warning-coconut-1819590582/

The Onion like The Simpsons is astonishingly prophetic, probably because their writers are paid to pay attention.

Check out the date this was published.

#TheOnion #Neoliberals #Capitalism
https://theonion.com/architects-of-2026-market-crash-just-finished-a-highly-1819576830

Antichrist Rolls Eyes Throughout  Peter Thiel Lecture

‘This Guy Has No Idea What He’s Talking About,’ Says Son Of Perdition

#TheOnion #Antichrist #PeterThiel

https://theonion.com/antichrist-rolls-eyes-throughout-peter-thiel-lecture/

Alina Habba resigns as insane clown posse director of ASMR, editor of The Onion, federal prosecutor, and several other jobs she also didn't have

https://www.npr.org/2025/12/08/g-s1-101204/trump-attorney-new-jersey-habba

#USpol #NoBill #GovtCosplay #AlinaHabba #PamBondi #FriendsOfEpstein

#TheOnion certainly has a better take

I've been thinking about what a cross between "The Onion" and "Quanta" would look like. It could be called "The Mustard Watch". Here are some possible article titles:

Cambridge family discovers proof of Riemann hypothesis in child's finger paintings

Finite geometry proves that universe began last Thursday

How the math of Tic-Tac-Toe solved chemistry forever

#math #TheOnion #Quanta #mathematics #academia #research #chemsitry #physics #NumberTheory #TicTacToe #geometry

Streaming everywhere now!
Elon, Ellen, and Everything In Between - HWSR Ep 114
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmrpiNGLflA
Apple, Substack, Spotify, and more https://lemacks.app/hwsrlinks

#AmericasPodcast #ElonMusk #EllenDeGeneres #TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones #Twitter #Bluesky #JaguarCommercial #JaguarLogo #BenStiller #LindsayLohan #Lizzo #Memes #CelebrityGossip #MSNBC #BabylonBee #WeightLoss #AndrewLemacks #NonaPhelps #HWSR #HesWrongShesRight #CouplesPodcast

Streaming everywhere tomorrow!
Elon, Ellen, and Everything In Between - HWSR Ep 114
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmrpiNGLflA
Apple, Substack, Spotify, and more https://lemacks.app/hwsrlinks

#AmericasPodcast #ElonMusk #EllenDeGeneres #TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones #Twitter #Bluesky #JaguarCommercial #JaguarLogo #BenStiller #LindsayLohan #Lizzo #Memes #CelebrityGossip #MSNBC #BabylonBee #WeightLoss #AndrewLemacks #NonaPhelps #HWSR #HesWrongShesRight #CouplesPodcast

@mattpotter

Possible “Tree Revolution” going on ..

ℹ️https://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/108994/how-long-does-dna-last-in-wood

#DNA #Preservation #Wood

#WoodenSatellites #Wooden #Satellites

#SpaceX #Falcon9 #LignoSat #ISS #JEM #Kibō #STS123 #JEM #Doi #STS87 #Endeavour

@KyotoUniversity #SumitomoForestry

#KenjiKariya

#TheOnion

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It’s Monday, so here’s a music meme.

#MondayMeme #MusicMeme #Guitar #MusicProduction #MusicMemes #TheOnion #GuitarMemes