#theonion — Public Fediverse posts

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

The Onion can soon do the funniest thing: having a bigger circulation than WaPo, owned by billionaire Jeff Bezos.🖕

As for the Infowars IPR, things are clear:

“Business plans? Not really. Comedy and fuck-you plans? Definitely, yes.”🫠

https://www.inc.com/sam-blum/the-onions-audacious-plans-for-infowars-are-not-a-joke/91383744?mvgt=9r1uq3bMJOuX

#TheOnion #infowars #parody

The Onion’s Infowars Is Destroying What’s Left Of Alex Jones’ Reputation And Getting Sandy Hook Families Paid

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://aftermath.site/podcasts/aftermath-hours-podcast-the-onion-infowars-ben-collins-interview/

And now for something completely different...

This is really happening... at the intersection of Alex Jones, Info Wars, MAGA crazy, The Onion, and frogs.

>The Onion’s InfoWars Site Is Selling Plushies That Are Turning the Frickin’ Frogs Gay

https://www.them.us/entertainment/infowars-gay-frog-plushies

> None of these words are in the Bible.

This sure does seem like an Onion sort of story... It's getting harder to tell, now!

#TheOnion #AlexJones #frogs #plushies #homophobia #parody #InfoWars

if there is no god, then how come I think there is!?!?!
check mate, libs.

https://youtu.be/g2BcNxnLRM8?si=tf91opVbaGYooxC2

#infowars #theonion

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bFmeF7z4LhM

#uspol #alexjones #infowars #theonion

#infowars #theonion #uspol

#TheOnion is doing amazing things with the corpse of #InfoWars.

https://www.facebook.com/RealInfoWars/videos/2459355594476654/

#uspol

I'm going to start watching the #infoWars on #theOnion more. It speaks to my fascination with absurdism.

"Hold up now, don't you think that's a little extreme!?"

https://piefed.social/c/political_memes/p/2163253/hold-up-now-don-t-you-think-that-s-a-little-extreme

They wrote an article about my kitty

#onion #theonion #satire #cats #shitpost #memes #walgreens #clingycat

This is perfect.
#TheOnion #Jubilee

https://youtu.be/RHYbm6K0HlU?si=oCt-AwrTEgimwTVJ

Streaming everywhere now!
Elon, Ellen, and Everything In Between - HWSR Ep 114
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmrpiNGLflA
Apple, Substack, Spotify, and more https://lemacks.app/hwsrlinks

#AmericasPodcast #ElonMusk #EllenDeGeneres #TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones #Twitter #Bluesky #JaguarCommercial #JaguarLogo #BenStiller #LindsayLohan #Lizzo #Memes #CelebrityGossip #MSNBC #BabylonBee #WeightLoss #AndrewLemacks #NonaPhelps #HWSR #HesWrongShesRight #CouplesPodcast

Streaming everywhere tomorrow!
Elon, Ellen, and Everything In Between - HWSR Ep 114
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmrpiNGLflA
Apple, Substack, Spotify, and more https://lemacks.app/hwsrlinks

#AmericasPodcast #ElonMusk #EllenDeGeneres #TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones #Twitter #Bluesky #JaguarCommercial #JaguarLogo #BenStiller #LindsayLohan #Lizzo #Memes #CelebrityGossip #MSNBC #BabylonBee #WeightLoss #AndrewLemacks #NonaPhelps #HWSR #HesWrongShesRight #CouplesPodcast