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Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#theonion #jesuschrist #islam

Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’

#ElonMask #Grok #RevengePorn #satire #TheOnion #FuckElon #GrokPedo #ai #EveryoneHatesElon #ElonIsAFascist

#TheOnion

Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts

https://theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles-to-hold-speaker-gavel-while-wearing-anti-masturbation-mitts/

#MikeJohnson #SpeakerOfTheHouse #GOP #wanker

Parents Get Up Early To Place Santa Droppings Around Living Room To Convince Children He Visited
https://theonion.com/parents-get-up-early-to-place-santa-droppings-around-li-1849919836/

#TheOnion #SantaClaus

I've been thinking about what a cross between "The Onion" and "Quanta" would look like. It could be called "The Mustard Watch". Here are some possible article titles:

Cambridge family discovers proof of Riemann hypothesis in child's finger paintings

Finite geometry proves that universe began last Thursday

How the math of Tic-Tac-Toe solved chemistry forever

#math #TheOnion #Quanta #mathematics #academia #research #chemsitry #physics #NumberTheory #TicTacToe #geometry

#Capitalism is the best #economic #system for ensuring that #resources are distributed according to what #society needs most.

#theonion #onion #classwar #poverty #fascism #jerkmillionaires #jerkbillionaires #jerktrillionaires

https://www.theonion.com/harvard-graduate-raises-over-300-million-from-angel-in-1850797306?rev=1693934140502