#theonion — Public Fediverse posts

this feels way too real 😅

https://youtu.be/wDpVSUpRxqo

#democracy #onionNewsNetwork #theonion

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

Hilarious #TheOnion interview with #LarryEllison:
"Q: How does it feel to have dropped from the second- to the eighth-richest person in the world in only two months?

A: I don’t do this for the money. I do it to hurt as many people as possible."
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-larry-ellison/

Hilarious #TheOnion interview with #LarryEllison:
"Q: How does it feel to have dropped from the second- to the eighth-richest person in the world in only two months?

A: I don’t do this for the money. I do it to hurt as many people as possible."
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-larry-ellison/

Hilarious #TheOnion interview with #LarryEllison:
"Q: How does it feel to have dropped from the second- to the eighth-richest person in the world in only two months?

A: I don’t do this for the money. I do it to hurt as many people as possible."
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-larry-ellison/

Half Day

I just read that The Onion bought Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. I wonder how we’re supposed to tell one service’s stories from the other. They are nearly identical. I guess The Onion is slightly more realistic? Something like that.

I have a half day scheduled today. My work day ends at 1:00pm, which is 14 minutes from now. I have a doctor’s appointment this afternoon that is an hour away from my current location, but the check in time is two hours away. Should I go there and just wait? Should I go there and then drive around aimlessly while listening to an audiobook? I finished Black Crouch’s Dark Matter on the drive to work and started something called The Running Man by some guy named Richard Bachman, or something like that.

Following the nightmare that was the election last week, there has been a debate on the social medias. Everyone is leaving twitter because elon musk is slime. Some are going to threads, but mark zuckerberg is also slime. Others are going to bluesky but the guy who owns bluesky is the guy who sold twitter to musk so at best he’s slime adjacent? I am on both. From the user perspective they are not terribly different from each other. Threads has more people I know, and I seem to be able to get into discussions more easily there. Bluesky just seems smarter over all and less scummy. I am not sure which horse I want to back.

Okay. Time to wrap up a couple of work things and head out for my half day. Here’s hoping there isn’t any lunch time traffic to worry about on my hour drive to the doctor’s appointment.

#bluesky #choices #comedyNewsSites #commute #doctorsAppointment #fakeNewsSites #halfDay #infowarsIsABadJoke #schedule #socialMedia #theonion #threads #twitterAlternatives #work