#theonion — Public Fediverse posts

Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFKm

Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFKm

Startled at how their festering resentment all but vanished, local couple Steve Ewer and Heather… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFFn

Startled at how their festering resentment all but vanished, local couple Steve Ewer and Heather… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFFn

The grave implications of his vanity dawning on him, local man Ed Paitz realized what an arrogant… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFDx

The grave implications of his vanity dawning on him, local man Ed Paitz realized what an arrogant… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFDx

Clarifying that he was simply curious whether there was a comparable version of himself overseas,… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFAV

Clarifying that he was simply curious whether there was a comparable version of himself overseas,… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFAV

Saying he would need to lean on family and friends for support as he began his journey to reenter… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FF6K

Saying he would need to lean on family and friends for support as he began his journey to reenter… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FF6K

In an effort to irritate the recent winner of Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary at all hours of… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/4hulcL

In an effort to irritate the recent winner of Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary at all hours of… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/4hulcL

Get The Onion newspaper for $99/year. It’s free. https://twp.ai/WpuEfw #TheOnion https://twp.ai/IluV5k

Get The Onion newspaper for $99/year. It’s free. https://twp.ai/WpuEfw #TheOnion https://twp.ai/IluV5k

Calling the issue an existential threat to American parties, hangouts, and chill seshes, a group of… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFoI

Calling the issue an existential threat to American parties, hangouts, and chill seshes, a group of… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFoI

After the nation gamely took another bite in an attempt to place the elusive flavor, the entire U.S…. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFhZ

After the nation gamely took another bite in an attempt to place the elusive flavor, the entire U.S…. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFhZ

Several people have told me we were name-checked in The Onion autobiography but I don't remember seeing the actual paragraph. Kudos that they got the orthography of my name correct and managed to cram all the details without a single error. It feels somehow apropos that we are called out as minor conspirators in the Onionization of Western Civilization.

#TheOnion #madison #satire #thechurchofanarchy #performanceart #zines

Several people have told me we were name-checked in The Onion autobiography but I don't remember seeing the actual paragraph. Kudos that they got the orthography of my name correct and managed to cram all the details without a single error. It feels somehow apropos that we are called out as minor conspirators in the Onionization of Western Civilization.

#TheOnion #madison #satire #thechurchofanarchy #performanceart #zines

Hopping online to quickly do, well we don’t quite remember, before ending up here, a new report from… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFVx

Hopping online to quickly do, well we don’t quite remember, before ending up here, a new report from… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FFVx

Buying is as close as you’ll get to living. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHX2

Buying is as close as you’ll get to living. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHX2

Tips For Starting Your Own Business #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHUN

Tips For Starting Your Own Business #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHUN

Although dolphins have long been celebrated for their high intelligence and for appearing to have a… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHQz

Although dolphins have long been celebrated for their high intelligence and for appearing to have a… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHQz

In an apology to the artistic community, director Eli Roth admitted Monday that most of horror film… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHMi

In an apology to the artistic community, director Eli Roth admitted Monday that most of horror film… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHMi

Horror and revulsion at drastic changes to a longstanding package design were alleviated Friday by… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHFT

Horror and revulsion at drastic changes to a longstanding package design were alleviated Friday by… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHFT

Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHFU

Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHFU

The Onion’s Top State Fair Foods #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHFV

The Onion’s Top State Fair Foods #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5FHFV