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Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/

Several people have told me we were name-checked in The Onion autobiography but I don't remember seeing the actual paragraph. Kudos that they got the orthography of my name correct and managed to cram all the details without a single error. It feels somehow apropos that we are called out as minor conspirators in the Onionization of Western Civilization.

#TheOnion #madison #satire #thechurchofanarchy #performanceart #zines

omg. Too soon, #TheOnion. TOO SOON!

#NYC #Snowmageddon

I've been thinking about what a cross between "The Onion" and "Quanta" would look like. It could be called "The Mustard Watch". Here are some possible article titles:

Cambridge family discovers proof of Riemann hypothesis in child's finger paintings

Finite geometry proves that universe began last Thursday

How the math of Tic-Tac-Toe solved chemistry forever

#math #TheOnion #Quanta #mathematics #academia #research #chemsitry #physics #NumberTheory #TicTacToe #geometry

Apparently some anniversaries are happier than others.

@theonion

#theonion #jfk #jfkanniversary #dallas #larryhagman #cartoon #cartoons #stankelly