#theonion — Public Fediverse posts

this feels way too real 😅

https://youtu.be/wDpVSUpRxqo

#democracy #onionNewsNetwork #theonion

this feels way too real 😅

https://youtu.be/wDpVSUpRxqo

#democracy #onionNewsNetwork #theonion

this feels way too real 😅

https://youtu.be/wDpVSUpRxqo

#democracy #onionNewsNetwork #theonion

this feels way too real 😅

https://youtu.be/wDpVSUpRxqo

#democracy #onionNewsNetwork #theonion

this feels way too real 😅

https://youtu.be/wDpVSUpRxqo

#democracy #onionNewsNetwork #theonion

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more

But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world

"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid

Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"

https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

Hilarious #TheOnion interview with #LarryEllison:
"Q: How does it feel to have dropped from the second- to the eighth-richest person in the world in only two months?

A: I don’t do this for the money. I do it to hurt as many people as possible."
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-larry-ellison/

#theonion #jesuschrist #islam

#theonion #jesuschrist #islam

#theonion #jesuschrist #islam

#theonion #jesuschrist #islam

#theonion #jesuschrist #islam

Parents Get Up Early To Place Santa Droppings Around Living Room To Convince Children He Visited
https://theonion.com/parents-get-up-early-to-place-santa-droppings-around-li-1849919836/

#TheOnion #SantaClaus

Pretty much....

#SaudiArabia #USPOL #USPOLITICS #Journalism #jamalKhashoggi #Satire #TheOnion #trump #Corruption #WhiteHouse #MBS #MisterBoneSaw #mohammedBinSalman

I've been thinking about what a cross between "The Onion" and "Quanta" would look like. It could be called "The Mustard Watch". Here are some possible article titles:

Cambridge family discovers proof of Riemann hypothesis in child's finger paintings

Finite geometry proves that universe began last Thursday

How the math of Tic-Tac-Toe solved chemistry forever

#math #TheOnion #Quanta #mathematics #academia #research #chemsitry #physics #NumberTheory #TicTacToe #geometry

#TheOnion (aka "America’s Finest News Source") does some kick-ass satire. And on occasion, some kick-ass not-satire.

A transcript appears in the reply thread.

#LAFire #LosAngelesFire

I forgot how much I love Stan Kelly
https://www.theonion.com/wrong-john-silver-1850786555
#theonion #cartoon #bathroomhumor