#theonion — Public Fediverse posts
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Hilarious #TheOnion interview with #LarryEllison:
"Q: How does it feel to have dropped from the second- to the eighth-richest person in the world in only two months?A: I don’t do this for the money. I do it to hurt as many people as possible."
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Enjoy some nonsense. #TheOnion #StarTrek #DeepSpace9 #Sickos
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The Onion can soon do the funniest thing: having a bigger circulation than WaPo, owned by billionaire Jeff Bezos.🖕
As for the Infowars IPR, things are clear:
“Business plans? Not really. Comedy and fuck-you plans? Definitely, yes.”🫠
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That does it. From now on I'm getting all my news from #TheOnion https://theonion.com/trembling-rfk-jr-tells-dominatrix-to-use-processed-foods-on-his-balls/