#theonion — Public Fediverse posts
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The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more
But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world
"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"
https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/
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The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more
But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world
"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"
https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/
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The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more
But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world
"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"
https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/
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The only problem with #TheOnion #joke articles is that they used to be just plain funny. A good laugh. Nothing more
But nowadays they are prophetic, revelatory and dire insight into serious, grim problems in the world
"Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition"
https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/
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Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/ -
Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/ -
Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/ -
Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/ -
Relatable.
#TheOnion #funny #humor
"Department Of Labor Response Team Seals Off Toxic Workplace Environment"
https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-response-team-seals-off-toxic-workp-1821126775/ -
#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/
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#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/
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#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/
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#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/
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#TheOnion truly is the best source for honest insights into U.S. #health policies under #RFKJr https://theonion.com/cdc-successfully-eradicates-children/
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The Onion’s Infowars Is Destroying What’s Left Of Alex Jones’ Reputation And Getting Sandy Hook Families Paid
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Weekly output: customer satisfaction scores, Qualcomm Quick Charge, TiVo OS, The Onion
This week started at home, then took me out of town first to New Orleans for the Online News Association’s conference (the ninth I’ve attended), followed by Los Angeles for Cranky Dorkfest (my overdue introduction to that avgeek meetup).
9/9/2025: This PC Maker Just Pushed Apple Out of the Top Spot for Customer Satisfaction, PCMag
I had more time than I thought I would Monday to write this when jury duty turned into a roughly 20-minute exercise–they seated the jury they needed right before my reporting time.
9/10/2025: Qualcomm Quick Charge Tech Gets Big Update. Will It Appear on Any US Phones?, PCMag
One of my editors asked if I could pick up this embargoed item, and I had enough slack time in my schedule Tuesday to make that happen.
9/12/2025: Xperi’s TiVo OS aims to bring search and simplicity to TV makers, Light Reading
After a show-floor interview at IFA that gave me about 95% of what I needed, it took a few more days for Xperi’s PR firm to confirm a couple of details, after which I wrote and filed the piece for my telecom trade-pub client during some downtime at ONA Thursday afternoon.
9/14/2025: The Onion CEO Unloads on AI’s Joke-Writing Skills, Says Infowars Purchase Still on the Table, PCMag
Having seen Ben Collins on a panel at SXSW 2019, I thought he would make an engaging, funny speaker at ONA. He was, but he also made some serious points about the Trump administration’s frequent hostility to dissent and the need for journalists to resist that pressure.
#ACSI #avgeek #BenCollins #connectedTV #CrankyDorkfest #CrankyFlier #customerSatisfaction #fastCharging #IFA #LAX #LosAngeles #NewOrleans #ONA #OnlineNewsAssociation #Qualcomm #QuickCharge #satire #streamingVideo #TheOnion #TiVoOS #Xperi
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Streaming everywhere now!
Elon, Ellen, and Everything In Between - HWSR Ep 114
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmrpiNGLflA
Apple, Substack, Spotify, and more https://lemacks.app/hwsrlinks#AmericasPodcast #ElonMusk #EllenDeGeneres #TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones #Twitter #Bluesky #JaguarCommercial #JaguarLogo #BenStiller #LindsayLohan #Lizzo #Memes #CelebrityGossip #MSNBC #BabylonBee #WeightLoss #AndrewLemacks #NonaPhelps #HWSR #HesWrongShesRight #CouplesPodcast
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Streaming everywhere tomorrow!
Elon, Ellen, and Everything In Between - HWSR Ep 114
YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmrpiNGLflA
Apple, Substack, Spotify, and more https://lemacks.app/hwsrlinks#AmericasPodcast #ElonMusk #EllenDeGeneres #TheOnion #Infowars #AlexJones #Twitter #Bluesky #JaguarCommercial #JaguarLogo #BenStiller #LindsayLohan #Lizzo #Memes #CelebrityGossip #MSNBC #BabylonBee #WeightLoss #AndrewLemacks #NonaPhelps #HWSR #HesWrongShesRight #CouplesPodcast
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#Florida #banned #dictionaries. And #encyclopedias and #thesauruses.
This is not a #TheOnion headline. It’s reality.
Because kids have access to things like the definition of sex, description of sex related topics, and terms surrounding sex.
What the actual fuck.
