#vol61issue51 — Public Fediverse posts

State Department Reinstates Times New Roman Font Over DEI Concerns

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/state-department-reinstates-times-new-roman-font-over-dei-concerns/

Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/community-does-jack-shit-to-make-christmas-better-for-towns-second-poorest-family/

Blue Drew Barrymore Could’ve Sworn She Saw James Cameron On Schedule

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/blue-drew-barrymore-couldve-sworn-she-saw-james-cameron-on-schedule/

Student Who’s Been In 3 School Shootings Starting To Think This Might Be About Him

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/student-whos-been-in-3-school-shootings-starting-to-think-this-might-be-about-him/

Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-announces-new-dodger-dividend-for-anyone-who-avoided-military-service/

Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-announces-new-dodger-dividend-for-anyone-who-avoided-military-service/

New Research Reveals Ancient Egyptians Received Significant Help From Parents While Building Pyramids

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/

Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/aldi-ceo-chased-off-from-whole-foods-dumpsters/

Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/aldi-ceo-chased-off-from-whole-foods-dumpsters/

Political Profile: Jack Schlossberg

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/political-profile-jack-schlossberg/

New Research Reveals Ancient Egyptians Received Significant Help From Parents While Building Pyramids

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/

Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/report-finds-more-americans-using-gofundme-for-basic-necessities/

Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/report-finds-more-americans-using-gofundme-for-basic-necessities/

Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/

Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/

MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ms-now-lures-new-viewers-with-rotating-gyro-spit-in-corner-of-screen/

Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/

Travis Kelce Worried Patrick Mahomes’s ACL Tear Will Derail ‘Harlem Shake’ Groomsmen Entrance

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-worried-patrick-mahomess-acl-tear-will-derail-harlem-shake-groomsmen-entrance/

Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/coworker-returning-from-european-vacation-brings-back-latvian-man-for-everyone-to-share/

Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/coworker-returning-from-european-vacation-brings-back-latvian-man-for-everyone-to-share/

Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/

MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ms-now-lures-new-viewers-with-rotating-gyro-spit-in-corner-of-screen/

Travis Kelce Worried Patrick Mahomes’s ACL Tear Will Derail ‘Harlem Shake’ Groomsmen Entrance

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-worried-patrick-mahomess-acl-tear-will-derail-harlem-shake-groomsmen-entrance/

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/

Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/

FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/fbi-designates-brown-university-shooting-a-cold-case/

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

In-N-Out Removes ‘67’ From Ordering System

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/in-n-out-removes-67-from-ordering-system/

Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/merriam-webster-accused-of-bias-after-dictionary-named-word-of-the-year/

Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/timeline-of-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeaus-relationship/

How To Keep Your Christmas Tree Fresh

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/how-to-keep-your-christmas-tree-fresh/