#soylent — Public Fediverse posts

Thank god, I hear Soylent, the anti-food food startup, is finally almost bankrupt.

I know 2026 feels dark right now, but this kinda gives me hope.

#Soylent #startup #techbrosmakingfoodthatsnotfood

They’re fucking with the #autistic people’s FOOD, yo.

#Soylent seemed a pretty good company, once.

Starco Brands is spoiling for a fuckin WAR.

God. Fucking. DAMMIT.

I have a hard time keeping myself fed. #AuDHD means grocery shopping, cooking, nutrition, all that stuff, is just about the last thing I want to spend mental effort on. So, over the past few years I grew increasingly dependent upon regular subscription shipments of #Soylent meal replacement shakes.

The past few months I’ve seen my subscription shipments missing more and more items that are “out of stock.” The food delivery I’m expecting this Friday was so overwhelmingly out of stock (five out of seven boxes) that I finally searched for more information.

Guess what #enshittification I learned of today? https://www.reddit.com/r/soylent/comments/1py69ec/orders_not_shipping/

My #soylent subscription didn't arrive last month. I went to see why and it's because they're sold out. I can swap another product, but they're sold out of almost everything. Seems the company got sold off to some big corp and have enshittified not just their website, but their entire production chain. Might be the end for the company. I'm open to suggestions for competing products.

@infobeautiful

this tracks; #soylent now comes in multiple flavors!!

What’s everyone’s opinions on #Soylent? Any alternatives?

#vegan #vegatarian

Day 1, hour five of #Soylent

I feel simultaneously hungry and full. The smell of food makes me want to eat, and I do feel my stomach grumbling, but the internal sense of hunger is gone. I feel quite satisfied by the drink itself (in the absence of other stimuli).

The taste is pleasant enough, although the after taste/chalkiness really requires a small stick of gum to clean stuff out between "doses."

Try all new Soylent Black!
Packed with protein and full of soul, Soylent Black will make you whole!
Sourced locally from your sector for your distinct flavor. Efficiency never tasted so good!*

*Soylent Black contains recycled traitors and may contain trace elements of treachery. Consume at your own risk.

#Paranoia #ttrpg #rpg #games #soylent #marketing

Oh, this is pretty good, and at 320 calories a bottle, it's not too overwhelming.

#Soylent

#Soylent vanilla flavor shipped in from the US (Soylent is not sold in Korea), so I'm having Soylent for dinner tonight!

https://soylent.com/products/soylent-drink-vanilla

@SheDrivesMobility so sehr ich ihre Artikel und Arbeit mag, liegen sie hier völlig falsch. #ScienceFiction ist nicht Flugautos, Hologramm Werbung und Glastürme. Es kann genauso düster und dreckiger sein wie zb bei #Bladerunner , #Soylent Green. Es gibt aber auch das absolute Gegenteil, Visionen in denen der Mensch und die Natur gleich berechtigt sind. Das fasst man dann unter #Solarpunk zusammen was ein gutes Model ist worauf wir hinarbeiten sollten.

You have spoken, and we have listened!
Due to vocal community pushback on the new non-human formulation, we are happy to present Soylent Classic!

It's the real thing.

#Paranoia #ttrpg #food #soylent #ad

@anon_opin #soylent #allimsayin

Unfortunately, it turns out soylent purple is just the kimchi'd version of soylent green.

#soylent #SoylentGreen

Attention Citizens!

New Soylent Red is now made with Real People*!
Enjoy the same umami flavor you know and love, now [Redacted]% organic and locally sourced!

You are what you eat, feel good about it.

#Paranoia #RPG #ttrpg #games #satire #soylent #organic #healthy #dystopian

heute gesehen, #yFood "this is food" gibt es bei uns endlich #vegan. der berry-geschmack ist schonmal ganz lecker, finde ich. zum täglichem konsum aber immernoch viel zu teuer…

#soylent

Resisting the feminine urge to buy #Soylent at #Walmart

@NireBryce @GreenSkyOverMe
#Soylent #SoylentGreen #SoylentGreenIsPeople

@bonifartius @dsfgs Yeah fair, I’ll give it a shot once I run out of #Soylent

@meowski Well, it slows digestion, and since #Soylent is #Soy based it gives you the stool of a dirty river if you drink it at a regular pace

#Soylent is food

Just realized that last night I had a dream where I bought like two week’s worth of #Soylent at #Walmart