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  1. @Susan_Larson_TN you should pin this tutorial to your profile, as it explains the mystery of hashtags so well. Who knew?

    #melonusk

  2. @rogue_corq Our supercomputer has crunched the numbers, and has found that Nigel Farage is actually a cunt.

    #melonusk

  3. @cryptadamist if this dude had received the vaccine, he wouldn't have to wear a mask anymore. I bet his glasses get steamed up all the time.

    Seems silly to me.

    #melonusk

  4. @rogue_corq whoa, trippy!

    I don't remember taking any drugs!

    #melonusk

  5. @BeAware don't trust them. It's a trap. A trap where there are no more melons.

    #melonusk

  6. #intro #introduction #induction

    I am @melonusk, and I have more melons than you.

    I am the founder of #MelonLink, #Melonsla, and #MelonX.

    I believe in free melon, but free peach is a step too far.

    #MelonPal has nothing to do with me anymore. I don't want to talk about it, so don't ask.

    Attached is a picture of me driving my #Melonsla, with #MelonLink.

    #melonusk

  7. #intro #introduction #induction

    I am @melonusk, and I have more melons than you.

    I am the founder of #MelonLink, #Melonsla, and #MelonX.

    I believe in free melon, but free peach is a step too far.

    #MelonPal has nothing to do with me anymore. I don't want to talk about it, so don't ask.

    Attached is a picture of me driving my #Melonsla, with #MelonLink.

    #melonusk

  8. CW: Brainchip ad parody

    Do you hate AI, and want to beat it? Guess what, I have the perfect solution for you!
    Hey! I'm Melon Usk, the world's number one Suckerberg slayer! Let me introduce you my new invention, the all mighty brainchip! You can wear a tiny microchip inside your brain to boost the performance of your brain cells, so you don't need to touch OpenAI's crappy CrapGPT again!
    Say goodbye to CrapGPT, say hello to the all new Neurastink brainchip, and become a loyal AI slayer WEF superdoggo!

    *doggo borks: WEF WEF*
    *Oh hi, come here to Larry Fink daddy! Good boy!*

    #Parody #TechParody #Brainchip #MelonUsk #CrapGPT #Suckerberg #FosseryTech

  9. CW: Brainchip ad parody

    Do you hate AI, and want to beat it? Guess what, I have the perfect solution for you!
    Hey! I'm Melon Usk, the world's number one Suckerberg slayer! Let me introduce you my new invention, the all mighty brainchip! You can wear a tiny microchip inside your brain to boost the performance of your brain cells, so you don't need to touch OpenAI's crappy CrapGPT again!
    Say goodbye to CrapGPT, say hello to the all new Neurastink brainchip, and become a loyal AI slayer WEF superdoggo!

    *doggo borks: WEF WEF*
    *Oh hi, come here to Larry Fink daddy! Good boy!*

    #Parody #TechParody #Brainchip #MelonUsk #CrapGPT #Suckerberg #FosseryTech

  10. Hey! I'm Melon Usk! I purchased Fossery Tech!
    And now, I'm here to save the world from that evil ChatGPT, with my new open source, privacy focused AI tool!

    fosseryweb.codeberg.page/crapg

    #MelonUsk #CrapGPT #AI #GenerativeAI #ChatGPT #FosseryTech #FosseryWeb

  11. @SomeGadgetGuy it seems it's already up to a 1000 tweets/day... #MelonUsk cares about us!

  12. @SomeGadgetGuy it seems it's already up to a 1000 tweets/day... cares about us!

  13. Se acaba, definitivamente, el crossposting y, muy probablemente, los bots que replican en el fediverso las cuentas del birdsite. Gentileza de #mElonUsk

  14. Se acaba, definitivamente, el crossposting y, muy probablemente, los bots que replican en el fediverso las cuentas del birdsite. Gentileza de #mElonUsk

  15. @KevvyC62 A shared sentiment.

    There is clearly resentment at the change in regime. I hate that it drove many of us to find a new home. However, this place is better. You can cling to the past or look forward.

    And for those complaining about a lack of free speech, Twitter only had free speech because the site administrators allowed it. Twitter is a privately owned but public platform with its own rules. Like it or not, #Melonusk can determine the rules regardless of the suckage.

  16. @KevvyC62 A shared sentiment.

    There is clearly resentment at the change in regime. I hate that it drove many of us to find a new home. However, this place is better. You can cling to the past or look forward.

    And for those complaining about a lack of free speech, Twitter only had free speech because the site administrators allowed it. Twitter is a privately owned but public platform with its own rules. Like it or not, #Melonusk can determine the rules regardless of the suckage.

  17. Here we are on #mastodon and it seems all anybody can talk about is #birdsite and #MelonUsk.
    I thought we came here to get away from all that #othersite crap?
    This is like scrubbing the kitchen floor then taking a huge, smelly, runny, greasy, smoldering, steaming dump on it.

  18. Here we are on #mastodon and it seems all anybody can talk about is #birdsite and #MelonUsk.
    I thought we came here to get away from all that #othersite crap?
    This is like scrubbing the kitchen floor then taking a huge, smelly, runny, greasy, smoldering, steaming dump on it.

  19. In light of #Melonusk :twitter: plans to force users to share data with advertisers, I decided to check my old account. It officially no longer exists. The name may appear if it's in relation to other tweets but otherwise it's gone. I'm free!

  20. #Reddit

    As a Brit, I admit I have no idea what a '#Karen' is. It sounds like it mocks the #rich which I endorse but uses #misogyny and #racism as its weapons which I despise.

    The image showing #MelonUsk as a 'Karen' seems hilarious but I cannot understand it in full because using racism and misogyny to mock a #whitesupremacist misogynist is too much #meme #autophagy for me to even guess what it actually means.

  21. @atomicpoet

    I'm no fanboy, just a former user.

    I suspect the majority who've departed don't believe in the direction the platform is headed. It's likely to be converted into a toxic cesspool where progressive, dissenting opinions will be "moderated". It will devolve into something that is no longer welcoming for all - outward bullying of minorities. Worse, it'll be #Melonusk 's personal playground. No one likes an unhinged dictator, except individuals who blind themselves to reality.

  22. @atomicpoet

    I'm no fanboy, just a former user.

    I suspect the majority who've departed don't believe in the direction the platform is headed. It's likely to be converted into a toxic cesspool where progressive, dissenting opinions will be "moderated". It will devolve into something that is no longer welcoming for all - outward bullying of minorities. Worse, it'll be #Melonusk 's personal playground. No one likes an unhinged dictator, except individuals who blind themselves to reality.