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  1. Monday. #TheMadCountry has decorated #10DowningStreet like a #flagshaggers' convention. 🤮 Or a roundabout in Bedfordshire.

    The door opens. #LarryTheCat runs away. Wise man, #Larry. 👍 👏

    Then the 4 most unpopular leaders in Europe emerge: #Macron, #Starmer, #Merz, #Zelensky.

    The quartet then botches a #GroupHug like no hug has ever been botched before. The unhuggiest unhug in the history of unhugs. #Cringetastic

    These boys make the case for choosing leaders by #sortition look overwhelming.

  2. "government of 'patriots" 🤮🇬🇧🤮🇬🇧🤮🇬🇧🤮

    There's so much #flagshagging in #Starmer's government that I fear the whole #cabinet room will need to be hosed down and sterilised. 🤮🚿 is nobody able to tell Sir Kid Starver that #patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel?

    I just hope that #LarryTheCat 🐈‍⬛ is safe from the horrors of the #Starmtroopers' futile efforts to out-#Farage the odious Nigel.

    screenshot from x.com/GMB/status/1965298466109