#torygraph — Public Fediverse posts
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#DerTelegraf is now German-owned, but Teutonic control hasn't dented the #Torygraph tradition of threatening Brits with a good time. 😅
The possible flight of the parasites is another good reason to welcome #EdMiliband as chancellor. 👏🏼
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Self-parody award due here for #DanielHannan.
Dan was a #Tory #MEP for 21 years He was so ultra-Thatcherite that he may have exhausted the limits of the genre.
Now he is a Tory Lord, raging in Saturday's #Telegraph at #CountBinface's alleged unfunniness and at the Count's kebab-pricing policy.
Yes, Lord Hannan really is debating economics with a bin. 😂🤣
#Torygraph article unpaywalled at https://archive.is/Cevxm
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#CountBinface could hardly have asked for a better endorsement than tpa "down with this sort of thing" moan in the #Telegraph.
screenshot from https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/09/count-binface-is-just-not-funny-farage-clacton-uk/
Obviously, I didn't waste time reading it. The headline is enough.
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#Farage has lost the #Telegraph!
Daniel Martin, #Torygraph Deputy Political Editor, puts the boot in hard. He basically accuses Frogface of having lost his grip. This is the 3rd article on the front page. See https://archive.ph/So7n5
A few months ago, this would have been unthinkable. The Telegraph would have gone out en masse to bat for Farage, defending their man and savaging his critics.
Something big has shifted on the right of #UKpolitics #ukpol
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The #Torygraph is perma-furious nowadays, like the #DailyMail. Today's spleen is about the unavailability of the UK's 6 nuclear attack submarines. Retired #RoyalNavy officers rage. https://archive.is/bmBui
The boys want toys. But the toys should be sold or scrapped.
These attack subs exist only to defend the Trident nuclear missile subs, which can blow up the world. That's not defence. It's a suicide pact.
The Empire is over. When will the UK get an adult govt to stop this folly?
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#Matt nails it again, in Sunday's #Torygraph.
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A third #LibDem MP has withdrawn their signature from #EDM240, in support of trans rights. #MonicaHarding MP (Esher & Walton) has joined #AndrewGeorge and #TimFarron in a reverse ferret. See https://edm.parliament.uk/early-day-motion/65938
The #Torygraph has been trying to stoke a big fight among the LibDems. See https://archive.is/s1gkC
Does anyone know if there's any substance to this? Or is it just the usual game of a lone shouty #astroTERF being megaplatformed?
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I had somehow missed this sad news from last wekend: Andy #Burnham backs the #EHRC's #trans bathroom ban.
Report in the #DailyTelegraph #Torygraph: https://archive.is/ubuk3
Scummy, but not surprising.
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#Starmer and #Streeting flying rejoin-EU kites as Andy #Burnham prepares to fight a pro-#Brexit #Makerfield constituency 😅🤣 #Torygraph https://archive.is/5zHnu
It's heartwarming to watch the rats of the so-called "#LabourParty" fighting among themselves 😈
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@JimBliss Yes! Much as I despise ReformUK, the comic potential of an Andy #Burnham defeat is huge. Hype falling flat on its face can be very satisfying. 🤣😅 😈
In tomorrow's #Torygraph, #Matt is having fun with the paradox of the #Makerfield by-election.
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The #Torygraph is labeling #CatherineWest as a Corbynista https://archive.is/ETsTi .
I think that's bollix.
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The #RoyalNavy is an expensive farce. It should be shut down.
The UK can no longer afford a bluewater navy, so it runs a fake navy whose ships are either broken or rusting away. The #Torygraph is furious https://archive.is/dCFUI 🤣
They should flog off the hulks, and buy small cheap coastal patrol vessels like Ireland's. No more frigates, destroyers, carriers, subs or assault ships.
Sadly, even the Green Party #GPEW is unwilling to call time on the wannabe navy. https://archive.ph/qMh9Z
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It's happened! #Starmer's blaming of everyone nas escalated: #LarryTheCat fired! 😮
Time for @staringatclouds to get the spare room ready 😉
#Matt in the #Torygraph #DailyTelegraph
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Annabel Fenwick Elliott moved to #Italy. Not just anywhere in Italy, but #Umbria, the holiday mecca of those for whom #Tuscany is too passé. Or too expensive. https://archive.is/ZRoux
She liked the food and the #fascism, but the language was too much for her. It turns out that in Italy, people speak #Italian. 🙄
So she's moving to #TheGreatSatan. But she does have a near-perfect name for the #Torygraph #DailyTelegraph 😀
h/t Mike Small of @BellaCaledonia
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Trump says the UK's 2 aircraft carriers are 'toys'. The #RoyalNavy is squawking. So are the navy's fans, e.g. #Torygraph.
But #Trump is mostly right. The QEII carriers have had 3 big problems: they don't work, have no planes, and no escorts.
Now they sometimes work, have a few planes, and rely on American #CarrierBattleGroups. But it's all half-arsed.
These carriers are not really a military project. They are #pork, built by #GordonBrown to create jobs in Scotland, and enthuse #flagshaggers.
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@2something Wow! That's even fruitier than the usual #Torygraph-off-its-meds madness
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@KanaMauna The #Torygraph is the world's poshest repository of advanced stupid.
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The #DailyTelegraph is off its meds, yet again.
The #Torygraph wants yer man #KingCharles to grovel to #Trump in place of #Starmer. 🙄
I didn't read the article, but if you are feeling masochistic, go to https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/19/king-visit-trump-save-relatioship-iran-war/
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The #DailyTelegraph is off its meds yet again.
#Venison is NOT #vegan, unless your dictionary is hallucinating. Veganism is not just abstention from eating meat (thats #vegetarianism); it's about abstaining from all exploitation of animals.
Screenshot from https://archive.is/3moe6 ... but please don't go reading this carp.
The #Torygraph used to be a newspaper.
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Highlight of the #GortonAndDenton #byelection: The #DailyTelegraph sent their man out to talk to Green Party #GPEW canvassers.
It did not go well for him. 😅🤣
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Wikipedia has a guide for editors called WP:SPIDERMAN ("No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man") https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_climbing_the_Reichstag_dressed_as_Spider-Man . Basically, don't throw your toys out of the pram.
The #Starmtroopers have gone full #Spiderman. Having driven the #LabourParty's polling numbers off a cliff, they now want to weaponise against #Rayner the unelectability which #Starmer & co created. And they use the #Torygraph as their megaphone: https://archive.is/GHJAs. #YCMTSU.
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Tim Stanley, writing in the #Torygraph, tries to make the case that #Trump's #ICE crackdown in #Minneapolis is right in principle, but not worth the hassle. https://archive.is/d537L
It's a pity that Tim didn't learn a wee bit of history before writing. Just the first lecture of American History 101 ...
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#Jenrick not nutty enough for #Truss.
screenshot from the #DailyTelegraph #Torygraph at https://archive.is/ZsLoR ... and no, I didn't read the article. Nor will I.
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@Pamela1960 You're obviously not reading the #Torygraph enough. 🙄
If you were properly Torygraphed, you'd kniw that #Starmer's Labour in as extremist Islamo-communist tyranny, hell bent on destroying basic British freedoms such as tax-free inheritance for toffs, brutally killing wild animals, hunting proles with hounds, and burning gender-nonconformists alongside religious dissenters.
#TorygraphStarmer makes Pol Pot look like the genteel, cake-baking wife of a retired vicar.
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In #TheMadCountry, the #DailyTelegraph continues its focus on the big issues. #WaitroseHooliganism 🙄
Courageous readers who brave the pages of the #Torygraph will see that in fact the #Waitrose van knocked about six inches off the corner of the wall. Which might not entirely justify use of the term "destroyed".