#itsajoke — Public Fediverse posts

I’m feeling hungry. Anyone got any of the rich? #eattherich #classwar #itsajoke

I’m feeling hungry. Anyone got any of the rich? #eattherich #classwar #itsajoke

If Valve was behind world war 1 and world war 2, then we are lucky.

#steam #valve #itsajoke #halflife #halflife3

Everyone is excited about World Sight Day but I'm blind. When is World Blind Day? #ItsAJoke #TongueInCheek

Everyone is excited about World Sight Day but I'm blind. When is World Blind Day? #ItsAJoke #TongueInCheek

Just Wow. Was there a “Seven Steps To Living A Grievance Based Existence For White People” that I missed ? Musta been a bestseller, particularly with the billionaire bunch. Wanting to get in on the action…
#JustKidding
#ItsAJoke #MaybeNot
#LessFunnyThanItShouldBe
🤣🤘☕️

Ooh what a good job description.

“I turn my tpyos into (code|infrastructure|regex|policy)”

Yes I know what I put in.

#coding #vibecoding #itsajoke

Ooh what a good job description.

“I turn my tpyos into (code|infrastructure|regex|policy)”

Yes I know what I put in.

#coding #vibecoding #itsajoke

I can't believe Hello Games ported No Man's Sky to 3DS! :blobfoxnerd:

#itsajoke #Gaming #nintendo3ds

I'm not a surfing expert... but shouldn't the board be UNDER his feet?
#2024ParisOlympics #Surfing #Funny #ItsAJoke

All politicians are not basically the same. Some of them are brain-numbingly horrible and some of them are merely awful. #ItsAJoke #SortOf

All politicians are not basically the same. Some of them are brain-numbingly horrible and some of them are merely awful. #ItsAJoke #SortOf

@gknauss
All these units for just one thing.
stone of beef
barrel of petrol
wine gallon
shit ton

Somehow i can’t find a proper definition for the last one, tho.
#units #ItsAJoke #HaHoOnlySerious

@mattblaze omg airforce1 must have had a cyber incident for it to have leaked its location information!

#ItsAJoke #Satire

@mattblaze omg airforce1 must have had a cyber incident for it to have leaked its location information!

#ItsAJoke #Satire

@rail_
I just put my »Physics of Semiconductor Devices« back on the shelf, but i just got it back.
That is quite simple, just read chapter 14

#Sze #Semiconductors #ItsAJoke

Apparently it's #bisexual week? I feel like I should go kiss a girl to prove I'm not straight.

#queer #gay #lesbian #lgbt #itsAJoke because I have to deal with #biErasure because obviously if I'm married to a man, I can't REALLY be gay. 🙃

Apparently it's #bisexual week? I feel like I should go kiss a girl to prove I'm not straight.

#queer #gay #lesbian #lgbt #itsAJoke because I have to deal with #biErasure because obviously if I'm married to a man, I can't REALLY be gay. 🙃

@elb

#AmateurRadio operators: "So, you replied 'IIIII'??"

#MorseCode #ItsAJoke

@elb

#AmateurRadio operators: "So, you replied 'IIIII'??"

#MorseCode #ItsAJoke

@talia_christine My advice to Mastodon’s humour writers is to look out at your audience and imagine that they’re German. Only the most telegraphed jokes are going to hit. Maybe hashtag it as well. #itsajoke

@talia_christine My advice to Mastodon’s humour writers is to look out at your audience and imagine that they’re German. Only the most telegraphed jokes are going to hit. Maybe hashtag it as well. #itsajoke

Busted 🙀

The Dutch undercover wielrennerpolitie (race cycling police) came to my house this afternoon, saying they had received reports of a middle-aged man in Lycra with less than perfectly locked-in cycling shoes when pedalling 🩴

They insisted on inspecting my cleats 😬

My punishment? Replacements to be fitted immediately & increased kilometres to be ridden despite the current windy conditions 💨🚴‍♂️

I think Tigger snitched on me 😼

#OnlyInTheNetherlands
#CyclingLife
#ItsAJoke 😛

Busted 🙀

The Dutch undercover wielrennerpolitie (race cycling police) came to my house this afternoon, saying they had received reports of a middle-aged man in Lycra with less than perfectly locked-in cycling shoes when pedalling 🩴

They insisted on inspecting my cleats 😬

My punishment? Replacements to be fitted immediately & increased kilometres to be ridden despite the current windy conditions 💨🚴‍♂️

I think Tigger snitched on me 😼

#OnlyInTheNetherlands
#CyclingLife
#ItsAJoke 😛

I’ve been in #hospital for so long now, and am in such a state of mind, that I actually miss #Figma.

#itsajoke #kindof 🙂

I’ve been in #hospital for so long now, and am in such a state of mind, that I actually miss #Figma.

#itsajoke #kindof 🙂

Apple will remove the display from the iPhone 16, promoting its new iBlind eXperience

Prepare yourselves for a new iPhone era with the iPhone 16 iBlind eXperience. Details are slim, but we have a decent helping of info.

#SATIRE #iBlindeXperience #Apple #iPhone16 #itsajoke

https://techaeris.com/2023/05/26/apple-will-remove-the-display-from-the-iphone-16-promoting-its-new-iblind-experience/

My #4yo has a favorite cereal bowl, and won't eat breakfast out of any others if this one is unwashed.

Like and follow for this and other money-saving tips

#parenting #itsajoke #itgetsthemtodothedishes

My #4yo has a favorite cereal bowl, and won't eat breakfast out of any others if this one is unwashed.

Like and follow for this and other money-saving tips

#parenting #itsajoke #itgetsthemtodothedishes

Our current AI focus is clearly misplaced. At this rate, Republicans will never pass the Turing test.

#itsajoke #sortof #republicans #ai #politics

Our current AI focus is clearly misplaced. At this rate, Republicans will never pass the Turing test.

#itsajoke #sortof #republicans #ai #politics

52 Clutter Free Gift Ideas
#zerowastegifts #itsajoke

@pluralistic To be fair, it was named after their dog.

Wirefraud.

#ItsAJoke

@pluralistic To be fair, it was named after their dog.

Wirefraud.

#ItsAJoke

@rose Actually, they were named after their pet dog.

Wirefraud.

#ItsAJoke

@rose Actually, they were named after their pet dog.

Wirefraud.

#ItsAJoke

Defense attorney: "Your Honor, my client pleads the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift"

Jury: "Hallelujah"

I'll see myself out. #humor #song #ItsAJoke #joke