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  1. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    One of my favorite things to do is take a current teenager trend and then dadify it. Whether it's a new term or new clothing. My latest hijack was the purchase of a Ditch hoodie which apparently is an item of gold at the moment. I'm pretty sure that I ruined its value to my son when I got mine first. 🤪
    #IAmDad
    #iamdad
  2. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    One of my favorite things to do is take a current teenager trend and then dadify it. Whether it's a new term or new clothing. My latest hijack was the purchase of a Ditch hoodie which apparently is an item of gold at the moment. I'm pretty sure that I ruined its value to my son when I got mine first. 🤪
    #IAmDad
    #iamdad
  3. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    One of my favorite things to do is take a current teenager trend and then dadify it. Whether it's a new term or new clothing. My latest hijack was the purchase of a Ditch hoodie which apparently is an item of gold at the moment. I'm pretty sure that I ruined its value to my son when I got mine first. 🤪
    #IAmDad
    #iamdad
  4. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    @Alexander found an old PC hard drive from circa 2021. Booted it up on my old trusty laptop and found a bunch of his of video gaming clips from his early days. He's excited to get them migrated to his new PC. I love being this kind of dad that knows how to get this sort of thing.
    #IAmDad
    #iamdad
  5. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    @Alexander found an old PC hard drive from circa 2021. Booted it up on my old trusty laptop and found a bunch of his of video gaming clips from his early days. He's excited to get them migrated to his new PC. I love being this kind of dad that knows how to get this sort of thing.
    #IAmDad
    #iamdad
  6. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    @Alexander found an old PC hard drive from circa 2021. Booted it up on my old trusty laptop and found a bunch of his of video gaming clips from his early days. He's excited to get them migrated to his new PC. I love being this kind of dad that knows how to get this sort of thing.
    #IAmDad
    #iamdad
  7. Christopher (secondary account) @[email protected] ·
    Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
    #IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny
    #marriagehumor #iamdad #humor #funny
  8. Christopher (secondary account) @[email protected] ·
    Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
    #IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny
    #marriagehumor #iamdad #humor #funny
  9. Christopher (secondary account) @[email protected] ·
    Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
    #IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny
    #marriagehumor #iamdad #humor #funny
  10. Christopher on Streams @[email protected] ·
    Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
    #IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny
    #funny #humor #iamdad #marriagehumor
  11. Christopher on Streams @[email protected] ·
    Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
    #IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny
    #marriagehumor #iamdad #humor #funny
  12. Jon Yoder @[email protected] ·

    My wife just announced that some sliced cheese was available for eating, and I promptly announced "Hey guys! Mom cut the cheese!" I am almost 50, but not so you'd really notice it. 🙃

    #iamdad #familylife #dadjokes

    #iamdad #familylife #dadjokes
  13. Jon Yoder @jonyoder ·

    My wife just announced that some sliced cheese was available for eating, and I promptly announced "Hey guys! Mom cut the cheese!" I am almost 50, but not so you'd really notice it. 🙃

    #iamdad #familylife #dadjokes
  14. Jon Yoder @[email protected] ·

    My wife just announced that some sliced cheese was available for eating, and I promptly announced "Hey guys! Mom cut the cheese!" I am almost 50, but not so you'd really notice it. 🙃

    #iamdad #familylife #dadjokes

    #iamdad #familylife #dadjokes
  15. Jon Yoder @[email protected] ·

    My wife just announced that some sliced cheese was available for eating, and I promptly announced "Hey guys! Mom cut the cheese!" I am almost 50, but not so you'd really notice it. 🙃

    #iamdad #familylife #dadjokes

    #dadjokes #familylife #iamdad
  16. Jon Yoder @[email protected] ·

    My wife just announced that some sliced cheese was available for eating, and I promptly announced "Hey guys! Mom cut the cheese!" I am almost 50, but not so you'd really notice it. 🙃

    #iamdad #familylife #dadjokes

    #iamdad #familylife #dadjokes
  17. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Me to my daughter after telling a bad dad joke.

    Hey, therapists need job security, too.


    #DadJoke #IAmDad
    #dadjoke #iamdad
  18. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Me to my daughter after telling a bad dad joke.

    Hey, therapists need job security, too.


    #DadJoke #IAmDad
    #dadjoke #iamdad
  19. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I used to wear an earring a long time ago. Actually, it was a small plug, nothing huge. My daughter was curious if the hole was still open, so she brought me a stud and it slid right in.  Then, we decided to leave it in to see my wife's reaction once she got home. Oh it was priceless! My daughter ended up almost drowning in her sip of water. I got that piercing back in 1999. I stopped wearing in 2006. So, it's been a while.
    My wife said she'd hate it if I started wearing a plug again.... should I do it anyway?
    #pranks #joke #IMadeAFunny #IAmDad
    #imadeafunny #pranks #iamdad #joke
  20. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I used to wear an earring a long time ago. Actually, it was a small plug, nothing huge. My daughter was curious if the hole was still open, so she brought me a stud and it slid right in.  Then, we decided to leave it in to see my wife's reaction once she got home. Oh it was priceless! My daughter ended up almost drowning in her sip of water. I got that piercing back in 1999. I stopped wearing in 2006. So, it's been a while.
    My wife said she'd hate it if I started wearing a plug again.... should I do it anyway?
    #pranks #joke #IMadeAFunny #IAmDad
    #imadeafunny #pranks #iamdad #joke
  21. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I used to wear an earring a long time ago. Actually, it was a small plug, nothing huge. My daughter was curious if the hole was still open, so she brought me a stud and it slid right in.  Then, we decided to leave it in to see my wife's reaction once she got home. Oh it was priceless! My daughter ended up almost drowning in her sip of water. I got that piercing back in 1999. I stopped wearing in 2006. So, it's been a while.
    My wife said she'd hate it if I started wearing a plug again.... should I do it anyway?
    #pranks #joke #IMadeAFunny #IAmDad
    #imadeafunny #pranks #iamdad #joke
  22. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I used to wear an earring a long time ago. Actually, it was a small plug, nothing huge. My daughter was curious if the hole was still open, so she brought me a stud and it slid right in.  Then, we decided to leave it in to see my wife's reaction once she got home. Oh it was priceless! My daughter ended up almost drowning in her sip of water. I got that piercing back in 1999. I stopped wearing in 2006. So, it's been a while.
    My wife said she'd hate it if I started wearing a plug again.... should I do it anyway?
    #pranks #joke #IMadeAFunny #IAmDad
    #joke #iamdad #pranks #imadeafunny
  23. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I'm always quoting old 90s stuff to my kids like Vanilla Ice's "Peace.... I'm the Middle East" at some awards show or Adam Sandler's "Have good mosh pitting" from The Goat on one of his old cds.
    The best thing is.... my kids have NO IDEA what I'm saying.
    #IAmDad #90s
    #iamdad #90s
  24. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I'm always quoting old 90s stuff to my kids like Vanilla Ice's "Peace.... I'm the Middle East" at some awards show or Adam Sandler's "Have good mosh pitting" from The Goat on one of his old cds.
    The best thing is.... my kids have NO IDEA what I'm saying.
    #IAmDad #90s
    #iamdad #90s
  25. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I'm always quoting old 90s stuff to my kids like Vanilla Ice's "Peace.... I'm the Middle East" at some awards show or Adam Sandler's "Have good mosh pitting" from The Goat on one of his old cds.
    The best thing is.... my kids have NO IDEA what I'm saying.
    #IAmDad #90s
    #iamdad #90s
  26. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I'm always quoting old 90s stuff to my kids like Vanilla Ice's "Peace.... I'm the Middle East" at some awards show or Adam Sandler's "Have good mosh pitting" from The Goat on one of his old cds.
    The best thing is.... my kids have NO IDEA what I'm saying.
    #IAmDad #90s
    #90s #iamdad
  27. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    The hardest part of the laundry battle isn't the folding. It isn't the hanging.
    It's the constant removal of my daughter's long hair that gets woven into the fabric of my shirts after going through the dryer.
    🤣
    #IAmDad #HouseChores
    #housechores #iamdad
  28. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    The hardest part of the laundry battle isn't the folding. It isn't the hanging.
    It's the constant removal of my daughter's long hair that gets woven into the fabric of my shirts after going through the dryer.
    🤣
    #IAmDad #HouseChores
    #housechores #iamdad
  29. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    The hardest part of the laundry battle isn't the folding. It isn't the hanging.
    It's the constant removal of my daughter's long hair that gets woven into the fabric of my shirts after going through the dryer.
    🤣
    #IAmDad #HouseChores
    #housechores #iamdad
  30. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    The hardest part of the laundry battle isn't the folding. It isn't the hanging.
    It's the constant removal of my daughter's long hair that gets woven into the fabric of my shirts after going through the dryer.
    🤣
    #IAmDad #HouseChores
    #iamdad #housechores
  31. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Hey dads! Watch this. You'll love it. I'm die laughing over here!
    #dad #I Am Dad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f453vD1-ew
    #iamdad #dad
  32. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Hey dads! Watch this. You'll love it. I'm die laughing over here!
    #dad #I Am Dad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f453vD1-ew
    #iamdad #dad
  33. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Hey dads! Watch this. You'll love it. I'm die laughing over here!
    #dad #I Am Dad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f453vD1-ew
    #iamdad #dad
  34. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Hey dads! Watch this. You'll love it. I'm die laughing over here!
    #dad #I Am Dad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f453vD1-ew
    #dad #iamdad
  35. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Hey dads! Watch this. You'll love it. I'm die laughing over here!
    #dad #I Am Dad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f453vD1-ew
    #iamdad #dad
  36. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    It's gonna be a long day, friends.  
    Up at 4am.
    Drove to 150 miles south to my daughter's dance competition.
    Daughter dances at 10am.
    Awards start at 5pm.
    Drive 150 miles north.

    #I Am Dad #FamilyMan #IAmDad
    #familyman #iamdad
  37. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    It's gonna be a long day, friends.  
    Up at 4am.
    Drove to 150 miles south to my daughter's dance competition.
    Daughter dances at 10am.
    Awards start at 5pm.
    Drive 150 miles north.

    #I Am Dad #FamilyMan #IAmDad
    #familyman #iamdad
  38. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    It's gonna be a long day, friends.  
    Up at 4am.
    Drove to 150 miles south to my daughter's dance competition.
    Daughter dances at 10am.
    Awards start at 5pm.
    Drive 150 miles north.

    #I Am Dad #FamilyMan #IAmDad
    #familyman #iamdad
  39. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    It's gonna be a long day, friends.  
    Up at 4am.
    Drove to 150 miles south to my daughter's dance competition.
    Daughter dances at 10am.
    Awards start at 5pm.
    Drive 150 miles north.

    #I Am Dad #FamilyMan #IAmDad
    #iamdad #familyman
  40. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I'm trying to understand the terminology of the crypto world. I feel like I'm talking to my 15 year old son as he puts new meaning to existing words, creates new hip phrases, and talks in acronyms.
    #cryprocurrency #crypto #Bitcoin #IAmDad #IAmDoomed
    #cryprocurrency #iamdoomed #bitcoin #crypto #iamdad
  41. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I'm trying to understand the terminology of the crypto world. I feel like I'm talking to my 15 year old son as he puts new meaning to existing words, creates new hip phrases, and talks in acronyms.
    #cryprocurrency #crypto #Bitcoin #IAmDad #IAmDoomed
    #cryprocurrency #iamdoomed #bitcoin #crypto #iamdad
  42. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I'm trying to understand the terminology of the crypto world. I feel like I'm talking to my 15 year old son as he puts new meaning to existing words, creates new hip phrases, and talks in acronyms.
    #cryprocurrency #crypto #Bitcoin #IAmDad #IAmDoomed
    #cryprocurrency #iamdoomed #bitcoin #crypto #iamdad
  43. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I'm trying to understand the terminology of the crypto world. I feel like I'm talking to my 15 year old son as he puts new meaning to existing words, creates new hip phrases, and talks in acronyms.
    #cryprocurrency #crypto #Bitcoin #IAmDad #IAmDoomed
    #iamdad #crypto #bitcoin #iamdoomed #cryprocurrency
  44. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    I'm trying to understand the terminology of the crypto world. I feel like I'm talking to my 15 year old son as he puts new meaning to existing words, creates new hip phrases, and talks in acronyms.
    #cryprocurrency #crypto #Bitcoin #IAmDad #IAmDoomed
    #cryprocurrency #iamdoomed #bitcoin #crypto #iamdad
  45. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Friday night fun! Paying bills. Monthly budgeting. Woot Woot.
    #IAmDad #FamilyMan

    Please tell me your evening is more fun than mine.  🤣
    #familyman #iamdad
  46. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Friday night fun! Paying bills. Monthly budgeting. Woot Woot.
    #IAmDad #FamilyMan

    Please tell me your evening is more fun than mine.  🤣
    #familyman #iamdad
  47. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Friday night fun! Paying bills. Monthly budgeting. Woot Woot.
    #IAmDad #FamilyMan

    Please tell me your evening is more fun than mine.  🤣
    #familyman #iamdad
  48. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Friday night fun! Paying bills. Monthly budgeting. Woot Woot.
    #IAmDad #FamilyMan

    Please tell me your evening is more fun than mine.  🤣
    #iamdad #familyman
  49. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Friday night fun! Paying bills. Monthly budgeting. Woot Woot.
    #IAmDad #FamilyMan

    Please tell me your evening is more fun than mine.  🤣
    #familyman #iamdad
  50. Christopher @[email protected] ·
    Well, I have one thing going for me..... I've learned how to properly fold towels to my wife's specifications.  😜
    #marriage #husband #IAmDad
    #marriage #husband #iamdad