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  1. One of my favorite things to do is take a current teenager trend and then dadify it. Whether it's a new term or new clothing. My latest hijack was the purchase of a Ditch hoodie which apparently is an item of gold at the moment. I'm pretty sure that I ruined its value to my son when I got mine first. 🤪
    #IAmDad
  2. @Alexander found an old PC hard drive from circa 2021. Booted it up on my old trusty laptop and found a bunch of his of video gaming clips from his early days. He's excited to get them migrated to his new PC. I love being this kind of dad that knows how to get this sort of thing.
    #IAmDad
  3. Every time I turn around, my wife is buying a new article of clothing. A new shirt. New pants. New shoes. I wonder if she'd notice if I would start selling her older clothes online....🤫
    #IAmDad #marriage #MarriageHumor #humor #funny
  4. My wife just announced that some sliced cheese was available for eating, and I promptly announced "Hey guys! Mom cut the cheese!" I am almost 50, but not so you'd really notice it. 🙃

    #iamdad #familylife #dadjokes

  5. Me to my daughter after telling a bad dad joke.

    Hey, therapists need job security, too.


    #DadJoke #IAmDad
  6. I used to wear an earring a long time ago. Actually, it was a small plug, nothing huge. My daughter was curious if the hole was still open, so she brought me a stud and it slid right in.  Then, we decided to leave it in to see my wife's reaction once she got home. Oh it was priceless! My daughter ended up almost drowning in her sip of water. I got that piercing back in 1999. I stopped wearing in 2006. So, it's been a while.
    My wife said she'd hate it if I started wearing a plug again.... should I do it anyway?
    #pranks #joke #IMadeAFunny #IAmDad
  7. I'm always quoting old 90s stuff to my kids like Vanilla Ice's "Peace.... I'm the Middle East" at some awards show or Adam Sandler's "Have good mosh pitting" from The Goat on one of his old cds.
    The best thing is.... my kids have NO IDEA what I'm saying.
    #IAmDad #90s
  8. The hardest part of the laundry battle isn't the folding. It isn't the hanging.
    It's the constant removal of my daughter's long hair that gets woven into the fabric of my shirts after going through the dryer.
    🤣
    #IAmDad #HouseChores
  9. It's gonna be a long day, friends.  
    Up at 4am.
    Drove to 150 miles south to my daughter's dance competition.
    Daughter dances at 10am.
    Awards start at 5pm.
    Drive 150 miles north.

    #I Am Dad #FamilyMan #IAmDad
  10. I'm trying to understand the terminology of the crypto world. I feel like I'm talking to my 15 year old son as he puts new meaning to existing words, creates new hip phrases, and talks in acronyms.
    #cryprocurrency #crypto #Bitcoin #IAmDad #IAmDoomed
  11. Friday night fun! Paying bills. Monthly budgeting. Woot Woot.
    #IAmDad #FamilyMan

    Please tell me your evening is more fun than mine.  🤣
  12. Well, I have one thing going for me..... I've learned how to properly fold towels to my wife's specifications.  😜
    #marriage #husband #IAmDad
  13. CW: Biblical Dads w. Positive & Negative

    Here's an (incomplete) list of biblical Dads along with a positive and negative trait.
    Adam Obedient Tempted
    Noah Righteous Drunken
    Abraham Faithful Lied
    Isaac Patient Deceived
    Jacob Persistent Deceived
    Judah Leader Adultery
    David Brave Adultery
    Joseph, OT Forgiving Boastful
    Zechariah Devout Doubted
    Esau Respectful Deceived
    Reuben Loyal Unfaithful
    Aaron Loyal Made a golden calf
    Moses Faithful Disobeyed God
    Gideon Brave Fearful
    Solomon Wise Disobeyed God
    Joseph, NT Devout Doubted
    I'm making a Christmas present for the Mens Bible study I'm part of (made up of Dads). Thought others might find it interesting.
    #Bible #Christian #Dad #IAmDad

  14. I'm really proud of my son. He's the oldest and biggest, therefore one of the best hockey players in his league. Some of the kids on his team are 4 years younger and much smaller. He gets just as much joy (maybe more joy) assisting the puck to one of his smaller teammates so they can try to get a goal as he does getting the goal himself.
    #ThatsMyBoy #IAmDad #YouthSports

  15. A couple years ago, I almost took the time to build my own laptop using a Raspberry Pi..... was going to build casing out of wood. I never did it and now I kind of what to put it back on my radar. This would be so awesome and unique.
    It's going in the "Crazy Thoughts Inbox" task list. (This inbox is usually full, but I cleaned it out a few days ago)
    #woodworking #betterthan3dprint #iamdad

  16. But...... before I head out, picking up some cheesecake samplers for my wife from Daddy's Cheesecake Cafe. She loves these.
    #marriage #love #MidwestUSA #IAmDad #BetterThanFlowers

  17. I just love my curated #christian themed #playlist. I can rock out to this for so long! Current song playing is My Own Enemy by #ThousandFootKrutch.
    #IAmDad #ChristianMusic #Music

  18. I say "I'll figure it out" a lot. Sometimes the path is messy..... Sometimes it takes longer than expected...... but I always get there.
    #IAmDad

  19. I often feel inadequate, but God fills in my gaps with blessings and mercy.
    #IAmDad #JesusSaves #ThankGod

  20. I was supposed to work tomorrow, though it's a Federal Holiday. It was an exception due to the timing of a shutdown project. I just found out that the shutdown project is being postponed. So... now I don't have to work tomorrow!
    #3DayWeekend #WootWoot #IAmDad
  21. I have a set of black socks. One lost its mate. But I keep it around because some day, another black sock will need a new mate. I reserve the one black sock today, so it can be there for the other black sock in its upcoming hardest days. They will then get married and live happily ever after.
    #IAmDad #QualityContent #ALoveStory

  22. Though I had to work Saturday morning, I was still able to make a good weekend. Met with some friends last night to see a comedian. Felt great to be at church this morning. Took my son and his buddy to meet up with the youth group and lost..... then won at go-kart racing.

    #IAmDad

  23. It's been real. It's been fun. It's been real fun meeting all you new people here in the #Fediverse. Gotta go do dad stuff now. Enjoy your day/evening/night/morning!
    #IAmDad #MidwestUSA #TZAG