#funnies — Public Fediverse posts
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Some are just hilarious, like the metric map
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Some are just hilarious, like the metric map
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If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.
I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry
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If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.
I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry
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1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up!6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!8. I'm reading a book on the history of glue—can't put it down.
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!10. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
Hope these gave you a quick laugh! 😊
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1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up!6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!8. I'm reading a book on the history of glue—can't put it down.
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!10. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
Hope these gave you a quick laugh! 😊
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