#funnies — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #funnies, aggregated by home.social.
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Some are just hilarious, like the metric map
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Some are just hilarious, like the metric map
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If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.
I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry
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If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.
I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry
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1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up!6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!8. I'm reading a book on the history of glue—can't put it down.
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!10. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
Hope these gave you a quick laugh! 😊
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1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up!6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!8. I'm reading a book on the history of glue—can't put it down.
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!10. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
Hope these gave you a quick laugh! 😊
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Still the Funniest Fediverse Post I've Ever Seen
#tallship #Fediverse #FOSS #No_Masto_No_Mo #Funnies #Comedy (or is it?)
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An intimate portrayal of Kim and Kayne. Never seen before. Latest.
Totally safe for work and for kids.
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An intimate portrayal of Kim and Kayne. Never seen before. Latest.
Totally safe for work and for kids.
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hi whatever person makes a video on how some group of jirais crashed a website!!!!! >_<
tags #fangz2sweet #jirai #jiraitakeover #jiraidon #jiraiLifestyle #jiraiposting #jiraigirl #funnies
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I love it that there is almost always a bacon reference in my morning gocomics.com run.
The setup on this one is that the pilot of the Cessna 172 (?) flying someone out to Barkeater Lake...is a dog. Hence the bacon ref.
There is also always one or two political references, this one from Rabbits Against Magic caught my eye. It's about as much politics as I can handle right now. Served with a large mug of fresh +strong Sumatra coffee from my French Press.
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I love it that there is almost always a bacon reference in my morning gocomics.com run.
The setup on this one is that the pilot of the Cessna 172 (?) flying someone out to Barkeater Lake...is a dog. Hence the bacon ref.
There is also always one or two political references, this one from Rabbits Against Magic caught my eye. It's about as much politics as I can handle right now. Served with a large mug of fresh +strong Sumatra coffee from my French Press.
