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  1. 🌡️ Drafting the Ohio edition of my temperature scale, accounting for typical humidity levels.

    • 20° How do people live like this?
    • 30° Arctic conditions
    • 40° I’m not going out there
    • 50° It’s so cold
    • 60° Okay, this’ll work
    • 70° I’m sweating now
    • 80° But it’s only 80
    • 90° I’m not going out there
    • 100° Hell is real

    #funnies

  2. It’s not always a Prius, it just seems that way sometimes.

    #driving #funnies

  3. The Mihobu Temperature Scale

    I came across this “Arizona Temperature Scale” yesterday. It’s funny and pretty accurate as-is, but I also made a customized version. — assuming relatively low humidity.

    I moderate to high humidity version would probably be something like “ugh” starting at 60°. I should make a Florida version.

    #funnies

  4. Unlikely things to hear at the World Cup .... "and the game ends in a shoot out .... but we all knew the risks of hosting it in the United States" #funnies #dadjokes

  5. So Neil Diamond has put his Volvo up for sale on eBay.

    Swede car online.

    I'll be in my corner ... #dadjokes #funnies #silly #jokes #humour #dadjoke

  6. I really likes those sayings that have 2 opposite words in them: Exact Estimate - Act Naturally - Small Crowd - Found Missing - Happily Married...

    #dadjokes #funnies #jokes #joke #funny

  7. If you drink Bulmers / Magners every day, it makes you swear in an Irish accent, meaning it has long term cider fecks.

    I'll get my coat!!! #Dadjokes #jokes #funnies #ImSoSorry

  8. This new age verification is getting a bit too personal for my liking

    #Funnies #jokes #dadjokes

  9. An intimate portrayal of Kim and Kayne. Never seen before. Latest.

    Totally safe for work and for kids.

    #meme #memes #funny #funnies #GeoPolitics

  10. I love it that there is almost always a bacon reference in my morning gocomics.com run.

    The setup on this one is that the pilot of the Cessna 172 (?) flying someone out to Barkeater Lake...is a dog. Hence the bacon ref.

    There is also always one or two political references, this one from Rabbits Against Magic caught my eye. It's about as much politics as I can handle right now. Served with a large mug of fresh +strong Sumatra coffee from my French Press.

    #comics #funnies #humor #humour

  11. Not sure if Twonks has an official Mastodon account I did find one on .social but only 3 posts ... this was via the FB page #redacted #funnies #jokes

  12. The term domestic housewife implies that there is a feral housewife and I'm now on a mission to find one! :D #dadjokes #jokes #funnies