#festivus — Public Fediverse posts

My personal favorite holiday is Festivus which was yesterday. It''s the ultimate consumerism critique that is hilarious)

So, Remember to keep Festivus in your Heart and Soul. It’s a festival for the rest of us 🤣

( I thinks Claude's ability to be Funny is improving :neocat_laugh_tears: )

Happy Festivus to my fellow musicians! 🎷 (aluminum pole — unadorned, no substitutions, plays the original changes)

⚠️ THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES
I've got a LOT of problems with you people.

🎹 To the pianist who comps through my entire solo: I can hear you. Everyone can hear you. This isn't a conversation, it's an interruption with voicings.

🎺 To whoever called "Giant Steps" at the jam session at 280 bpm: We get it. You practiced. Some of us have families.

🥁 To the drummer who rushes the bridge: The tempo is a commitment, not a vibe. We're not "pushing the energy," we're in a different zip code.

🎤 To the singer who "just needs the key and a light bossa feel": Ma'am, you've changed keys four times and we're now playing a samba in 7. Pick a struggle.

🎸 To the prog fusion guys: No one needs a 37-minute suite in 15/8 about the death of a glacier. We have rent to pay.

🔊 To the bass player who brought a 6-string: We didn't ask for a solo. We didn't ask for chords. We certainly didn't ask for that slap break during the ballad. You're walking quarter notes or you're walking home.

💵 To every venue offering "great exposure": Exposure is what people die of. My landlord requires currency.

🎵 To the guy who sits in with his own charts: Sir. Sir. This is a rhythm changes jam. Why is there a coda? Why are there road map instructions? Why is there a key change to F# minor?

🏋️ FEATS OF STRENGTH: Smiled through a 20-minute guitar solo with no changes. Survived "do you know any Top 40?" at a jazz gig. Told a fusion drummer "nice solo" and meant none of it.

The Real Book remains undefeated. The groove has been defeated by everyone.

A Festivus for the rest of us. 🎶
#Festivus #Jazz #JazzMusicians #GiantSteps #ProgFusion #AiringOfGrievances

For Context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y&t=277s

and https://festivusweb.com

Another new blog post for you: "Celebrating the Holidays!"
https://www.wolfnowl.com/2025/12/happy-holidays-11/

#BodhiDay #Christmas #Diwali #EidAlFitr #Festivus #GrandfatherFrost #Hanukkah #HappyHolidays #Hogmany #Kwanzaa #LasPosadas #Ōmisoka #PanchaGanapati #Saturnalia #Sinterklaas #Solstice #Soyal #StLuciasDay #ThreeKingsDay #Yalda #Yule

Another new blog post for you: "Celebrating the Holidays!"
https://www.wolfnowl.com/2025/12/happy-holidays-11/

#BodhiDay #Christmas #Diwali #EidAlFitr #Festivus #GrandfatherFrost #Hanukkah #HappyHolidays #Hogmany #Kwanzaa #LasPosadas #Ōmisoka #PanchaGanapati #Saturnalia #Sinterklaas #Solstice #Soyal #StLuciasDay #ThreeKingsDay #Yalda #Yule

Happy Holidays from the Tech and Coffee admins and community.

#buonnatale
#boxingday
#christmas
#christmas2024
#feliznavidad
#feliznatal
#festivus
#froheweihnachten
#godjul
#hanukkah
#happyholidays2024
#holidays
#joyeuxnoel
#vrolijkkerstfeest
#kwanzaa
#merrychristmas
#merryxmas2024
#newyears2024

Another new blog post for you: "Celebrating the Holidays!"
https://www.wolfnowl.com/2024/12/celebrating-the-holidays-4/

#BodhiDay #Christmas #Diwali #EidAlFitr #Festivus #GrandfatherFrost #Hanukkah #HappyHolidays #Hogmany #Kwanzaa #LasPosadas #Ōmisoka #PanchaGanapati #Saturnalia #Sinterklaas #Solstice #Soyal #StLuciasDay #ThreeKingsDay #Yalda #Yule

Another new blog post for you: "Celebrating the Holidays!"
https://www.wolfnowl.com/2024/12/celebrating-the-holidays-4/

#BodhiDay #Christmas #Diwali #EidAl-Fitr #Festivus #GrandfatherFrost #Hanukkah #HappyHolidays #Hogmany #Kwanzaa #LasPosadas #Ōmisoka #PanchaGanapati #Saturnalia #Sinterklaas #Solstice #Soyal #StLuciasDay #ThreeKingsDay #Yalda #Yule

Happy Festivus to all. May your feats be strong and your grievances aired.

#festivus #costanza #holiday

Happy #Festivus!
A Festivus for the rest of us.
#seinfeld #costanza