#festivus — Public Fediverse posts
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The "State of the Union" address, or as it has come to be known in recent times, the "Airing of Grievances Prior to Taking Grampa's Phone Away, Changing his Diaper, and Putting Him to Bed".
More seriously, unless they medicate him properly and do something to keep him on-script, Tuesday's performance is likely to be #legendary, and not in a good way.
#festivus #SOTU #USAnian #USPol #STFU #grievance #whine #dementia #demented #MangoMussolini #Trump
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Happy #Festivus!
During the #festivusdinner we begin with the #airingofgrievances."I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"
Only then the wrestling of the #featsofstrength could happen.
Don't hope for a #festivusmiracle after you disappointed me so much this year!
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A very happy post #festivus to ya'll! Spent some of the day yesterday constructing my very own #festivuspole
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Happy #Festivus!
During the #festivusdinner we begin with the #airingofgrievances."I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"
Only then the wrestling of the #featsofstrength could happen.
Don't hope for a #festivusmiracle after you disappointed me so much this year!
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Ready for #festivus - I've got a lot of problems with you people!
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Happy Festivus. Bebop poses near our Festivus pole with an appropriate expression of . . . meh. #festivus #festivusPole #dog
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Wishing everyone a Happy #Festivus today - for over 15 years my friends and I have gotten together every December 23rd to get our #FestivusPole out of the crawlspace and revel in the #FestivusMiracles of this made-up (but very real for us,) holiday. To those who celebrate, may your Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength be both eventful and productive, and your day free of distracting tinsel.
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Happy #Festivus!
During the #festivusdinner we begin with the #airingofgrievances."I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"
Only then the wrestling of the #featsofstrength could happen.
Don't hope for a #festivusmiracle after you disappointed me so much this year!#SeinfeldFestivus #FestivusForTheRestOfUs #Seinfeld #Festivuspole #KätToon
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Happy Merry Festivus, y'all!
Friday 23 December is the day! You can still send out your Festivus Greeting Cards. I have made 14 this year and they're all available right here FOR FREE! It's a genuine Festivus Miracle!
#Festivus #FestivsCards #FestivusMiracle
https://thepsyoflifeblog.com/2022/12/17/festivus-2022-theres-still-time1/
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@Politico
I celebrate Festivus, too! Every year I make Festivus cards and send them out to everyone on my list whether they've begged me to stop or not. -
@jann
The Festivus Airing of Grievances, I can say with authority, is done at the beginning of Festivus dinner on 23 December. Traditionally, introduced by the host proclaiming loudly and forcefully, "I've got big problems with you people! And, now, you're going to hear about it!" -
In celebration of Festivus and the Festivus miracles that are happening nearly every other toot now -- just ask John Mastodon -- I give you this years Festivus Cards!