#fatmasterson — Public Fediverse posts

@RustedComputing
There's an interesting "two-fer" in what #Mamdani did:

#MafiaDon made most of his (pre-Potus) fortune selling "no questions asked" properties to Russian drug lords looking to launder their crime money. They'd buy condos in his buildings as "investments" but not live in them.

This is, of course, a crime, and part what #Felon47 was convicted of (37 counts) last year.

If the Russian Mob starts dumping those condos, it could cost #FatMasterson a fortune. 👍 😆

@RustedComputing
There's an interesting "two-fer" in what #Mamdani did:

#MafiaDon made most of his (pre-Potus) fortune selling "no questions asked" properties to Russian drug lords looking to launder their crime money. They'd buy condos in his buildings as "investments" but not live in them.

This is, of course, a crime, and part what #Felon47 was convicted of (37 counts) last year.

If the Russian Mob starts dumping those condos, it could cost #FatMasterson a fortune. 👍 😆

@RustedComputing
There's an interesting "two-fer" in what #Mamdani did:

#MafiaDon made most of his (pre-Potus) fortune selling "no questions asked" properties to Russian drug lords looking to launder their crime money. They'd buy condos in his buildings as "investments" but not live in them.

This is, of course, a crime, and part what #Felon47 was convicted of (37 counts) last year.

If the Russian Mob starts dumping those condos, it could cost #FatMasterson a fortune. 👍 😆

@RustedComputing
There's an interesting "two-fer" in what #Mamdani did:

#MafiaDon made most of his (pre-Potus) fortune selling "no questions asked" properties to Russian drug lords looking to launder their crime money. They'd buy condos in his buildings as "investments" but not live in them.

This is, of course, a crime, and part what #Felon47 was convicted of (37 counts) last year.

If the Russian Mob starts dumping those condos, it could cost #FatMasterson a fortune. 👍 😆

@RustedComputing
There's an interesting "two-fer" in what #Mamdani did:

#MafiaDon made most of his (pre-Potus) fortune selling "no questions asked" properties to Russian drug lords looking to launder their crime money. They'd buy condos in his buildings as "investments" but not live in them.

This is, of course, a crime, and part what #Felon47 was convicted of (37 counts) last year.

If the Russian Mob starts dumping those condos, it could cost #FatMasterson a fortune. 👍 😆

@StillIRise1963
In 2016, the NYC borough where #FatMasterson lived went for Hillary and he nearly blew a gasket.

Now it's Florida/#MagaLoco.

Seems the people who know him best don't vote for him. 🤔

@dean_barnett
Following #FatMasterson's wildly offensive reaction to #RobertMuller's death, his equally sickening consigliere Laura Loomer seconded his thoughts, only to have user "This You?" remind her of her disgust by those who "gloated" over #CharlieKirk's death last September.
#GOPHypocrisy

@dean_barnett
Following #FatMasterson's wildly offensive reaction to #RobertMuller's death, his equally sickening consigliere Laura Loomer seconded his thoughts, only to have user "This You?" remind her of her disgust by those who "gloated" over #CharlieKirk's death last September.
#GOPHypocrisy

@dean_barnett
Following #FatMasterson's wildly offensive reaction to #RobertMuller's death, his equally sickening consigliere Laura Loomer seconded his thoughts, only to have user "This You?" remind her of her disgust by those who "gloated" over #CharlieKirk's death last September.
#GOPHypocrisy

@dean_barnett
Following #FatMasterson's wildly offensive reaction to #RobertMuller's death, his equally sickening consigliere Laura Loomer seconded his thoughts, only to have user "This You?" remind her of her disgust by those who "gloated" over #CharlieKirk's death last September.
#GOPHypocrisy

@dean_barnett
Following #FatMasterson's wildly offensive reaction to #RobertMuller's death, his equally sickening consigliere Laura Loomer seconded his thoughts, only to have user "This You?" remind her of her disgust by those who "gloated" over #CharlieKirk's death last September.
#GOPHypocrisy

@noelreports
I'm sure the "#Ukraine Peace Plan" caught #FatMasterson HIMSELF "off guard" when #Putin handed it to him.

I JUST CAME ACROSS THIS:

I don't think this "proves" the assassination attempt of #FatMasterson in Butler, PA was "staged", but this new footage from a new angle showing the flag being lowered for a photo op as photographers are moved into place is disturbingly crass, showing more concern for *using* the event for propaganda purposes than concern for #OrangeJuliusCaesar's life. 🤔

#FatMasterson thought it would be funny to replace President Biden's portrait in his "Presidential Walk of Fame" with a picture of an #Autopen signing his name. 🙄

He has even questioned the "legality" of using an autopen to sign pardons.

I'd ❤️ the next #Democratic president to use that same argument to rescind the 1,500 #Pardons he gave the #Jan6 terrorists (no way he signed all 1,500 by hand in one afternoon.)

Can SOMEONE explain to #FatMasterson that tiny testicles
don't = #Ballroom? 🤨

@McWabbit @iuculano
When I think about how swiftly the #GOP has us ROCKETING towards #Fascism in just 9 months…

…compared to the abject failure of #AGGarland to prosecute #FatMasterson in FOUR YEARS for a half-dozen slam-dunk crimes (my God! The man stole over 150 boxes of #ClassifiedDocs and stored them in his bathroom/ballroom/closet!)

…I swear to God I'll strangle the next person who tells me "Both sides are the same" till their eyes pop out.

@McWabbit @iuculano
When I think about how swiftly the #GOP has us ROCKETING towards #Fascism in just 9 months…

…compared to the abject failure of #AGGarland to prosecute #FatMasterson in FOUR YEARS for a half-dozen slam-dunk crimes (my God! The man stole over 150 boxes of #ClassifiedDocs and stored them in his bathroom/ballroom/closet!)

…I swear to God I'll strangle the next person who tells me "Both sides are the same" till their eyes pop out.

@McWabbit @iuculano
When I think about how swiftly the #GOP has us ROCKETING towards #Fascism in just 9 months…

…compared to the abject failure of #AGGarland to prosecute #FatMasterson in FOUR YEARS for a half-dozen slam-dunk crimes (my God! The man stole over 150 boxes of #ClassifiedDocs and stored them in his bathroom/ballroom/closet!)

…I swear to God I'll strangle the next person who tells me "Both sides are the same" till their eyes pop out.

@McWabbit @iuculano
When I think about how swiftly the #GOP has us ROCKETING towards #Fascism in just 9 months…

…compared to the abject failure of #AGGarland to prosecute #FatMasterson in FOUR YEARS for a half-dozen slam-dunk crimes (my God! The man stole over 150 boxes of #ClassifiedDocs and stored them in his bathroom/ballroom/closet!)

…I swear to God I'll strangle the next person who tells me "Both sides are the same" till their eyes pop out.

@McWabbit @iuculano
When I think about how swiftly the #GOP has us ROCKETING towards #Fascism in just 9 months…

…compared to the abject failure of #AGGarland to prosecute #FatMasterson in FOUR YEARS for a half-dozen slam-dunk crimes (my God! The man stole over 150 boxes of #ClassifiedDocs and stored them in his bathroom/ballroom/closet!)

…I swear to God I'll strangle the next person who tells me "Both sides are the same" till their eyes pop out.

WHAT A NUCKING CLOWN SHOW. 🤡

#MafiaDon got the #DoJ to file charges against fmr FBI Director James #Comey "charged with giving false statements (T****/Russia) and obstruction of a congressional proceeding (T**** having to fire Comey to get the case dismissed.)"

#FatMasterson filed the charges in Virginia so his fmr personal attorney turned State Prosecutor Lindsey Halligan (who has only prosecuted THREE cases in her life, none Federal), could prosecute the case (that no one else would take.)

After WH Press Secretary #KiddieKarLeavitt announced a WH demand that whomever "stopped the elevator at the #UN just as T**** stepped on it should be investigated and fired", the UN looked into it and discovered that a member of #FatMasterson's own security team who ran up the escalator ahead of him "accidentally triggered the stop mechanism."

And for bonus points, they also noted the #OrangeClown's own team was in control of the teleprompter. 🤦‍♂️

🧵 (7/11) MORE EXAMPLES of #DementiaDon losing his mind:

#FatMasterson seems obsessed with "low water pressure".

He has actually PUSHED LEGISLATION to ban low flow toilets (that he says "must be flushed 10-15 times") and restrictive shower heads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGChTEfeeC4

#SundayShowdown

#ZohranMamdani on #MtP this morning has been *amazing*. He is great at defending his policies and staying focused on who he will be representing.

I love that he's not afraid to go after #FatMasterson, his lawlessness, and his hypocrisy, noting how T**** ran on "costs for consumers, and has since abandoned them."

I predict an incredibly bright future for this man.

Rachel (unwittingly) points out that maybe #FatMasterson is right not to trust his own Intelligence officers. 🤔 #DisasterPresidency #Iran
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-s-poor-choices-for-national-security-staffing-have-new-relevance-after-iran-bombing-242145349790

@nf3xn
Actually, if #FatMasterson's #tariffs would result in #Temu *losing* money on every sale... and the alternative being raising prices and costing them more than doing business in the U.S., then *yes*, they ARE being stopped from continuing to do business in the U.S..

If they want those customers back (and they do), it makes more sense to frustrate American consumers into evoking change, then to leave them scratching their heads.

#Bezos had the right idea.

@br00t4c
Remember before #FatMasterson's first term, he was "promising" to hand off every complicated (boring) job to his unelected SIL Jared while he went golfing all day. Public push-back stopped that.

But in his 2nd term, he did it again by putting #Musk in charge of everything.

Now, #TheElongatedMuskrat is leaving. So he's dumping all these jobs on #Rubio. And #LilMarco will (attempt to) do both jobs until someone complains and forces #DonnieDumbass to replace #Waltz.

#100Days in, #FatMasterson is expected to fire his Nat'l Security Advisor Mike Waltz (the guy who inadvertently invited a Magazine Editor to a secure #Signal chat where they were discussing an IN-PROGRESS military strike on Yemen.)

BUT I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED: #DonnieDumbass had to first his FIRST Nat'l Security Advisor Mike #Flynn just 14 days into his first term.

Two terms, and the first person to go in each was his Nat'l Security Advisor? 🤔
#DisasterPresidency
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/05/01/trump-plans-to-oust-national-security-adviser-mike-waltz-00321200

Happy #First100Days, America.

#Polls of all of #DementiaDon's policies as well as #approval polls of #FatMasterson & #TheElongatedMuskrat show both are WILDLY UNPOPULAR, and the word that best describes everyone's mood towards his presidency is "Furious".
#DisasterPresidency #TooStupidToBePresident #MentallyIll
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-100-day-faceplant-more-devastating-polling-for-trump-show-americans-reject-his-policies-238519877760

@DemocracyMattersALot
Feeding the ego of the most narcissistic megalomaniac on the planet.

#FatMasterson has to be THE biggest failure as president in history (400,000 dead in 11 months before he left), crashing the #economy, only to be reinstalled four years later to pick up where he left off with #BirdFlu & #Measles. Alienating our allies while befriending #Russia & #NorthKorea, on his way to crashing the economy AGAIN. Shutting down vital gov't services like #FEMA. Put him on Rushmore! 🤮

@jna
He's going to "buy a #Swastikar" this morning?

He'll have to gift it as I'm positive #FatMasterson doesn't have a driver's license... not that the Secret Service would ever allow him to drive it himself.

(BTW: "Product Endorsements" by the WH are illegal. We learned that during his first term when Kelly Ann Conway told people to "Go buy Ivanka's stuff" in 2017.)
https://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/kellyanne-conway-ivanka-nordstrom-234838

🧵(7/7) #Predictions For 2025:

(o Right 👍) EVERY country #FatMasterson imposes a #tariff upon will immediately issue a retaliatory tariff upon us (causing #inflation to spike & job loss.)

o After 4 years of uninterrupted monthly job growth under #Biden, we will see the first month of net JOBS LOST.

@br00t4c
I find myself wondering just how much political power Dick Cheney still has if #MafiaDon goes after his daughter?

If #FatMasterson *does* go after her, he'd better sleep with one eye open.

@watcher @arstechnica
I think a lot of people are noticing how McD's was struck by an outbreak of disease the day after #FatMasterson pretended to work at one. 🤔