#browsercookies — Public Fediverse posts

Ah, the cutting-edge world of "superoptimization," where the pinnacle of computational genius is reduced to a "just enable cookies" pop-up 🤦‍♂️. Truly, the future of tech is bright when the smallest programs are the ones that demand the most from your browser settings 🖥️➡️🍪.
https://dl.acm.org/doi/epdf/10.1145/36177.36194 #superoptimization #techhumor #browsercookies #futureoftech #programming #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the cutting-edge world of "superoptimization," where the pinnacle of computational genius is reduced to a "just enable cookies" pop-up 🤦‍♂️. Truly, the future of tech is bright when the smallest programs are the ones that demand the most from your browser settings 🖥️➡️🍪.
https://dl.acm.org/doi/epdf/10.1145/36177.36194 #superoptimization #techhumor #browsercookies #futureoftech #programming #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤖 Hooray for OpenAI! They've finally managed to scribble on some regulatory napkin to impress the #SEC, as if the machines were whispering sweet nothings about cookies and JavaScript. 🍪🤦‍♂️ Because, clearly, the #future of #AI hinges on toggling your browser settings. 🙃
https://openai.com/index/openai-submits-confidential-s-1/ #OpenAI #Regulation #BrowserCookies #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤖 Hooray for OpenAI! They've finally managed to scribble on some regulatory napkin to impress the #SEC, as if the machines were whispering sweet nothings about cookies and JavaScript. 🍪🤦‍♂️ Because, clearly, the #future of #AI hinges on toggling your browser settings. 🙃
https://openai.com/index/openai-submits-confidential-s-1/ #OpenAI #Regulation #BrowserCookies #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the age-old battle: #JavaScript vs. common sense. 🤖 In a stunning display of priorities, our leadership decides that 24 #NSF #scientists are less important than a webpage's refusal to load without cookies. 🍪 Who needs science when you've got browser settings, right? 🙄
https://www.science.org/content/article/trump-fires-nsf-s-oversight-board #commonSense #browserCookies #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the age-old battle: #JavaScript vs. common sense. 🤖 In a stunning display of priorities, our leadership decides that 24 #NSF #scientists are less important than a webpage's refusal to load without cookies. 🍪 Who needs science when you've got browser settings, right? 🙄
https://www.science.org/content/article/trump-fires-nsf-s-oversight-board #commonSense #browserCookies #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the groundbreaking health expose that tells us to—wait for it—enable #JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔄 Because clearly, the secret to a healthier life lies in your browser settings, not in artificial sweeteners or sugar. 🙄
https://www.economist.com/science-and-technology/2026/04/10/are-sugar-substitutes-healthier-than-the-real-thing #healthtech #browsercookies #wellness #ridiculousnews #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the groundbreaking health expose that tells us to—wait for it—enable #JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔄 Because clearly, the secret to a healthier life lies in your browser settings, not in artificial sweeteners or sugar. 🙄
https://www.economist.com/science-and-technology/2026/04/10/are-sugar-substitutes-healthier-than-the-real-thing #healthtech #browsercookies #wellness #ridiculousnews #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the great mystery of aspirin's origins, now reduced to a riveting tale of... JavaScript errors? 🤔🌐 Apparently, you need to unlock the secrets of the universe with cookies, because who needs scientific research when you have browser settings! 🍪🔓
https://www.asimov.press/p/aspirin #AspirinOrigins #JavaScriptErrors #BrowserCookies #TechMystery #ScienceHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the great mystery of aspirin's origins, now reduced to a riveting tale of... JavaScript errors? 🤔🌐 Apparently, you need to unlock the secrets of the universe with cookies, because who needs scientific research when you have browser settings! 🍪🔓
https://www.asimov.press/p/aspirin #AspirinOrigins #JavaScriptErrors #BrowserCookies #TechMystery #ScienceHumor #HackerNews #ngated

"The European Commission wants browsers to manage cookie preferences instead of pop-ups on every website."
https://www.theverge.com/news/823788/europe-cookie-prompt-browser-changes-proposal

A welcomed change: enforce at the browser level. No more annoying dialogs with toggles for cookies from hundreds of "partners".

I mean, if a cookie dialog has a button labeled "withdraw consent" or "Reject all", it's quite the admittance that the page is up to no good.

#EU #BrowserCookies #TrackingCookies

"The European Commission wants browsers to manage cookie preferences instead of pop-ups on every website."
https://www.theverge.com/news/823788/europe-cookie-prompt-browser-changes-proposal

A welcomed change: enforce at the browser level. No more annoying dialogs with toggles for cookies from hundreds of "partners".

I mean, if a cookie dialog has a button labeled "withdraw consent" or "Reject all", it's quite the admittance that the page is up to no good.

#EU #BrowserCookies #TrackingCookies

What Are Browser Cache and Cookies? Cache stores website files like images and code to speed up loading, while cookies save user info like logins and preferences for a personalized experience. https://windowspost.com/browser-cache-and-cookies/ #Tech #techTutorial #browser #BrowserCache #Browsercookies

Ah yes, the groundbreaking #innovation of enabling #JavaScript and cookies to build agents—because who needs actual progress when you can just toggle a browser setting? 🤦‍♂️ It's 2023, and we're still pretending toggling switches is the pinnacle of technological advancement. 🍪🔧
https://openai.com/index/new-tools-for-building-agents/ #BrowserCookies #TechSatire #ProgressIssues #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the groundbreaking #innovation of enabling #JavaScript and cookies to build agents—because who needs actual progress when you can just toggle a browser setting? 🤦‍♂️ It's 2023, and we're still pretending toggling switches is the pinnacle of technological advancement. 🍪🔧
https://openai.com/index/new-tools-for-building-agents/ #BrowserCookies #TechSatire #ProgressIssues #HackerNews #ngated

Google can’t quit third-party cookies—delays shut down for a third time - Enlarge (credit: Getty Images)

Will Chrome, the world's most p... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=2019664 #browsercookies #googlechrome #google #tech

Google can’t quit third-party cookies—delays shut down for a third time - Enlarge (credit: Getty Images)

Will Chrome, the world's most p... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=2019664 #browsercookies #googlechrome #google #tech

Four years after Apple, Google will finally kill third-party cookies in 2024 - Enlarge (credit: Getty Images)

Chrome has finally announced pl... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1991199 #googleadvertising #thirdpartycookies #googleadbusiness #browsercookies #privacysandbox #googlechrome #googleads #google #tech

Four years after Apple, Google will finally kill third-party cookies in 2024 - Enlarge (credit: Getty Images)

Chrome has finally announced pl... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1991199 #googleadvertising #thirdpartycookies #googleadbusiness #browsercookies #privacysandbox #googlechrome #googleads #google #tech

Make Use Of: Do You Really Need to Accept All Cookies While Browsing? https://www.makeuseof.com/do-you-really-need-accept-all-cookies/ #Tech #MakeUseOf #TechNews #IT via @morganeogerbc #TechnologyExplained #BrowserCookies #BrowsingTips

Make Use Of: How to Enable Cookies in Any Mac Browser https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-allow-third-party-cookies-mac/ #Tech #MakeUseOf #TechNews #IT via @morganeogerbc #BrowserCookies #OnlinePrivacy #MacTips #Mac

Make Use Of: Why Are Third-Party Cookies Being Phased Out, and What Will Replace Them? https://www.makeuseof.com/why-third-party-cookies-being-phased-out/ #Tech #MakeUseOf #TechNews #IT via @morganeogerbc #TechnologyExplained #BrowserCookies #Web3 #Web

Make Use Of: Everything You Should Know About Session Cookies https://www.makeuseof.com/everything-you-should-know-about-session-cookies/ #Tech #MakeUseOf #TechNews #IT via @morganeogerbc #TechnologyExplained #BrowserCookies #BrowsingTips #Browser #Jargon

Make Use Of: Can Deleting Browser Cookies Prevent Session Hijacking? https://www.makeuseof.com/can-deleting-browser-cookies-prevent-session-hijacking/ #Tech #MakeUseOf #TechNews #IT via @morganeogerbc #BrowserCookies #OnlineSecurity #Cybersecurity #BrowsingTips #Security

Make Use Of: How to Manage User Session Data in React Using Cookies and Session Storage https://www.makeuseof.com/manage-user-session-data-react-using-cookies-session-storage/ #Tech #MakeUseOf #TechNews #IT via @morganeogerbc #CodingTutorials #BrowserCookies #Programming #CodingTips #Storage #React

Ars Technica: DuckDuckGo browser beta for Windows bakes in a lot of privacy tools https://arstechnica.com/?p=1949348 #Tech #arstechnica #IT #Technology #browsercookies #webbrowsers #duckduckgo #browsers #tracking #cookies #privacy #Tech

Make Use Of: How to Clear Cookies for a Specific Website in Chrome, Firefox, and Edge https://www.makeuseof.com/clear-chrome-firefox-edge-cookies-specific-site/ #Tech #MakeUseOf #TechNews #IT via @morganeogerbc #MozillaFirefox #BrowserCookies #MicrosoftEdge #GoogleChrome #Internet #Browser

Dear #Microsoft: do not store personal preferences for your web login screens in #browsercookies. I'm already logged in. Save it with my server-side profile. Otherwise us security-aware people who automatically delete browser cookies after every session will get majorly annoyed. #userexperience

Hey, #Twitch #GUI developers: you really should not save someone's progress through your tutorial bubbles in #browsercookies. Many of us security-aware will delete them automatically after every session. #userexperience

#ActuLibre New Android Cookie-Stealing Malware Found Hijacking Facebook Accounts -> http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheHackersNews/~3/DPnBSkkgybA/android-cookies-malware-hacking.html #hackandroidmobile #passwordsecurity #cookiesstealing #passwordstealer #Androidhacking #AndroidMalware #browsercookies #cybersecurity #Malware