#sciencehumor — Public Fediverse posts

🚀🔧 Oh joy, the #LHC is taking a nap for "Long Shutdown 3," because smashing tiny particles is apparently exhausting. Maybe #CERN should just upgrade to a bigger on/off switch instead of writing endless press releases on how they "accelerate science." 😂🔬
https://home.cern/cern-bids-farewell-to-the-lhc-and-enters-long-shutdown-3/ #LongShutdown3 #ParticlePhysics #ScienceHumor #UpgradeOnOffSwitch #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🔬 Ah, the noble pursuit of finding shiny rocks in nuclear rubble! Scientific American presents groundbreaking news about crystals from a 1945 explosion—because who doesn't love a 78-year-old science fair project? 🙄💎
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-crystals-found-inside-wreckage-from-the-first-nuclear-bomb-test/ #scientificdiscovery #crystalresearch #nuclearhistory #1945explosion #shinyrocks #sciencehumor #HackerNews #ngated

🚨Breaking News: A 10-year-old in Wales has achieved the impossible and discovered a rare Mexican creature under a bridge, proving once again that children have superpowers adults can only dream of. Meanwhile, professional scientists everywhere are crying into their lab coats. 😆🔬
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9d4zgnqpqeo #BreakingNews #ChildrenSuperpowers #RareCreature #ScienceHumor #WalesDiscovery #HackerNews #ngated

🚨 Behold, the **Periodic Table of Cheese**—because apparently, the world needed a cheesier version of chemistry class. 🧀🔬 Navigate the cheeseverse, where the greatest scientific achievement is discovering that gouda could be made in a remote cave in Timbuktu. 🤯 This revolutionary tool will surely inspire the next Einstein of Emmental. 🧀💡
https://cheesemap.netlify.app/ #PeriodicTableOfCheese #CheeseLovers #ScienceHumor #CulinaryInnovation #CheeseScience #HackerNews #ngated

Noticed an excessively long label peeling off a flask today. This telomere analogy sprang to mind:

#Chromosomes #Telomeres #Humor #ScienceHumor #Biology

🚀 In a groundbreaking discovery that defies all laws of common sense, scientists have figured out that bending ice can generate #electricity. 🤯 Move over, Nikola Tesla—our next power grid will be a DIY ice sculpture project, because who needs reliable energy sources anyway? 🙄
https://phys.org/news/2025-09-scientists-ice-generates-electricity-bent.html #bendingice #breakthrough #DIYenergy #innovativeideas #sciencehumor #HackerNews #ngated